QUELF
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2016-05-06
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1,682 words · ~8 min read
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what are we doing today play the
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game what welcome to channels for fun
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today we're going to play qu qu
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qu and it gets called qu
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qu okay go
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away so she's back it's been a while we
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got some olive pillows don't pull that new guy who's that I forgot the I know
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there's a black guy and white guy in the Star Wars
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L
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too and this the oh it's a PlayStation I really don't
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know it's an old it's supposed to be like an old NES card
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oh yes exactly what are you doing sales what
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are you selling right now what am I selling bull Freedom right John
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I hate the metric system all right we're playing yeah let's play again we're going to play
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qualf G of Mexico what is a does that
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work it's like when you fart anyway
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pretty simple
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concept do it okay one wow starting
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straw purple Showbiz all right what we
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got drop to your your knees and give your best take at a Shakespearean Sonet
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what Dennis your muscles are like
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mountains your glasses like window panes
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into the universe your mind is an ocean
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of your strength and stature is but a
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Titan Dennis shall you with me for the
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future oh thank you I don't know
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why wow that was good they are moved to tears they move ahead two spaces were
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you move to tears Dennis move tears would you cry because it was so
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beautiful yes roll that
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dice stuns are you ready is your body
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ready without laughing perform Head Shoulders Knees and Toes while taking
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your best stab at singing this well-known children song any foreign
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language of your choice head and shoulders knees and starting time now go
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you could probably cheat and we wouldn't know honestly
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four oh yellow stun smell the inside of
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the shoe or sock of the player to the left of you three big inhales three big
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inhales you're welcome and I don't wear these shoes that often you got to do
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three you got to do three that's one two
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this is a lot grosser than it
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seems it's hot in
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there it's a hot hot and sour
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shoe oh that's gross that wasn't even a
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bad smelling shoe and that was gross just the idea just the thought of
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somebody's hot shoe blue three rules
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rules at the end of each opponent's turn you must award them points for how well
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they did the points are meaningless and have no effect on other than fa to award
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them you must pay the penalty of two spaces 1 2 3 4 five red scatter brains
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choose a topic if you're given a choice like types of fish or brands of lipstick
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stting with me proceeding to my left this continues until someone can't think
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of an answer or someone gives an answer it's already been said names of muscles
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in the human body bicep go ahead clus
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Maximus I would drink a shot to a drinking G what don't know a one muscle
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I don't know what muscle
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ARM I I don't know
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wrong Brandon you did not oh Brandon's
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going to go back oh no damn it I already failed does that
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mean do I have to keep doing this you have to keep doing my God
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purple Oh
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Canada land
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true oh can we stand on guard for
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the okay it was a classified card I wasn't allowed to show you guys I had to
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use my nose to play a trumpet for the national anthem there's a special rule
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that if anyone uh covered their heart with their hand it said you had to
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salute or put your hand over your heart but like people joined in that's pretty
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patriotic I think it's to you guys but I I think we get one space to you guys
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like I'm not helping myself yeah you don't get
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one there you go six okay well Dennis
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was going to make up for right here what are you saying while it is not your turn
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you cannot bend your arms or legs unless otherwise directed by a c when it's not
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your turn you have you can't do this you have to do this if you fail to do so you
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have to go back to spaces yeah okay all right yeah three for B talking real this
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talking real affects only a player who drew it okay you must say your proper
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name instead of I okay Taran would be great at this Taran feels like in other
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words you must speak of yourself in the third person well Nick has accepted this
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card and Nick is going to go forward with playing this card great job eight
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points Dam it no more rules I don't want
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to touch action rule you must sit on your hands whenever it is not your turn
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that's worse than what you have great sick okay stunts this is a time card
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lick a piece of paper and stick it to your forehead if the paper isn't
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sticking to your forehead when the timer roll out P the pity okay oh I'm going with you baby oh God someone start the
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timer oh oh wow oh my oh man even go on
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the channel um that's not going to work oh
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yeah so I have to move back how many spaces so
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don't choose a topic acronyms for government organizations and their
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meanings i. e find three things typically found in a survival kit before
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the timer runs out a knife uh bending Nick thinks you'd find a
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blanket alcohol a water canteen thing
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gze needle a needle Nick thinks you might
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find scissors flashlight a fire sh uh Tin Can
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battery Nick thinks you might
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find nothing oh nothing
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I think you're done the loser must set the timer so here you go and find three
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things typically found in a survival kit before the timer runs out if the player
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is actually finds some sort of survival
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kit avoid the penalty and advance two
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spaces okay um crackers you probably
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have some crackers in your survival kit Waites isn't in the in the room it
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doesn't have to say in the room water you might have some water in your kit
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and quickly quickly quickly I'm just you
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might have a blanket in your survival
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room survival K Nick things did he get that all in time that's probably F
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Dennis it's your turn you can move
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oh Nick doesn't think it was that hard to do yes yes stretch your stretch
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your four three all right Dennis true or
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false in 1939 Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a 50,000-word book uh called
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Gatsby written entirely with words that do not have the letter e in them the
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most common letter is it true or false question right yeah that's two that's
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true did you guess or did you know yeah that is true so so this extra
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credit of one potential space set the timer and you have to write a 10-word
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sentence without using the letter E before the timer runs out and 10 words
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sent 10 words sent the letter e go go oh
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wow time oh that is 10 words oh I lay
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down on my room last night again Nick wants to know why you lay down on your
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room and not in your room oh cuz my injur is bad well you you
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probably would say that so that that's what I mean like one yes okay Dennis is
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winning is
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it does Nick read this out yes yes dose
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Nick has to sing a verse of a church hymn unable to do so you're in our
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prayers oh dear regardless of the outcome of this card the player or
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players in first and last place must immediately exchange places on the game
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board with each other if you successfully completed this card okay
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what if you fail then it's both of us
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or do we like roll to figure out who it is Nick needs to think of a church
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hm this is what happens when you play with people who walk the Angels That's A
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Christmas Carol not a church him I go to the church we
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already wrecked okay so what happens it says the player or players or first or
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last Brandon goes to first
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place and I are both in last okay okay
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Brandon oh
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no I think Brandon wins well oh there's a thing no there's a thing you have to
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do you have to do a red and you have to give two answers while everyone else
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only gives one oh types of martial arts
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or meals you wouldn't cook for a vegetarian okay let's go with meals for
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vegetarians okay so um uh okay steak and
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duck wait meals for veget or not for it's not for vegetarians oh okay um
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Fried Chicken tur duckin ginger chicken
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ball real chicken ball hot dog um beef
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balls and uh Fried Rice with pork in it
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beef ox tail uh uh pork chops faux fa F just
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faux in general you can have vegetarian Get Wrecked
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no I don't think
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so God that was ridiculous come back on
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one oh my God all right you guys well thank you very much for watching channel
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still like no dislike you can dislike
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and don't forget to subscribe you are cutting me off