Underground Cat Racing Ring

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2016-05-06 · 722 words · ~3 min read
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0:18 through this Gauntlet of
0:22 Terror this is no way we can put this on the internet we cat racing on your mark
0:29 get set
0:42 cats the original ill-conceived plan was
0:45 to have the three cats race side by side
0:48 through this Gauntlet of Terror but due to thatat attitude related difficulties
0:53 we have decided to conduct it as a time trial and the winner will be taking home
0:58 this Weber Smokey Joe grill that we got
1:01 as a free gift for ordering a bunch of crap from youi I don't even think this
1:05 shrimp is going to fit in here no so Rumble had a bit of an
1:10 attitude problem about racing
1:16 today okay are you going to come are you
1:23 coming I've never seen him do this before it's so weird he's like mad and
1:27 attacking me but he's also like super
1:30 crazy snuggly I'm super pissed off right now and I don't like your attitude but I
1:36 want you to comfort me but don't try and take me anywhere
1:40 so yeah so rocket will be representing
1:43 house Sebastian ho okay 3 2 1
1:49 go treats you got it come on dude there
1:52 he goes he's going into the first tunnel
1:56 he's through the first tunnel is he going to fit through this opening
2:00 he's timing he's eating a
2:04 treat okay he's switching
2:08 courses can you go in there more
2:12 treats here pull the big
2:15 guns what there we go he's through the second
2:20 tunnel come here rocket here do you want
2:23 some here let him taste a little bit oh there it is right here
2:31 do the final do the final hole come
2:36 on 2 minutes two seconds be F
2:40 suckers I was going to bring you but look it that's confidence right
2:49 there W you are supposed to be the
2:54 fastest and go go on go first one done
2:59 you got it dude keep going down through there keep going you can get out come on
3:03 oh no don't go that way you
3:08 ready technically you still have like a minute and a half but the pressure is
3:12 not really on at this stage in the game what's the easiest one in this one yeah
3:16 I think so come on he that's the tube so easily he ran away for like 6 months so
3:21 he became a hood cat he's just worried about to see if anyone's got a gun on
3:25 them 1 minute 45 come on is making
3:29 progress backwards again he is facing
3:32 the rear of the course staring down nickl he needs a reassuring snuggle
3:36 going back through the tube again let's go through that one Burl tries reasoning
3:41 it's not very effective Cat uses not giving a It's very
3:45 effective Ernie we lost dude back and
3:48 forth back he gives up 357 wasn't a hood
3:52 enough course for him start and won't scratch me whatever you do please all
3:58 right this is Oden he's a
4:02 lovely specimen and he's going to
4:05 win very very very cuddly okay go
4:13 get wow he threw the tube already he loves the he loves come on he's backing
4:18 out OD don't do it give me the food give me the food somebody give me the he
4:22 looks like he likes the food come M cat fat no I'm just saying he looks healthy
4:26 like he's got a healthy appetite this possibly the worst video
4:31 we've ever made he might go come on he's thinking about it no I thought he's just
4:35 going to lay down for a second there not get of barbecue oh no this is wrong what you no
4:43 you know what he just wants to chill I'll respect that okay well R this
4:48 Gauntlet that was less successful than IID hoped but the good news is that I
4:52 want a Weber Smokey Joe Barbecue on
4:55 account of all the other contestants were disqualified so uh if you like this
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