Cruel Pregnancy Prank
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2018-05-06
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1,466 words · ~7 min read
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you told - I was fat hey okay well
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there's some truth to it I've gained a lot of weight he was actually supposed
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to tell you the truth and I am pregnant so it's actually part of a prank that
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we've been pulling on people but we basically been setting people up and
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seeing how long into the pregnancy I was
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gonna be before they figured it out so congratulations you're the first two
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figures it's been Twizzlers
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so that bag of Twizzlers I'm not you
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know I'm realistic okay I really need people to eat more of this cake or I'm
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gonna eat it do you want me to cut you a
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slice or anything oh yeah yeah me a
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bigger one than okay whatever I can't
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make him sleep on the couch if it's true so yeah and not that wasn't missing
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either bad it's like skinny fat like oh
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yeah my belly's growing I'll get the beef version nobody want ya
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thanks Nick I'm gonna leave these next to you I don't
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I need to cut back on the jump favorite
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yeah this is stiff and brought Donuts important students I think Dennis might
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have boxing I'm prepping for the buffets
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in Mexico there you go
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yep you're big all right Luke tells me
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you don't go to the gym anywhere then I see all the gym posts about Tarun Seng
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Nick I wish she came here still
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well he's gained like 20 pounds of muscle really I say I never would have
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guessed he weighed that much no exactly look at him you don't think that I didn't used to he just started eating
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more I heard you say that you heard
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other people talking about my weight what that's okay I told Luke I'm like
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I'm prepping myself for the buffets good
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slices of pizza oh I think I've gained
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eight pounds I'm starting literally babies man yes yeah yeah I've gained
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like 30 pounds inside everything I have Nick upstairs oh he's always like oh do
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you want McDonald's oh do you want Taco Bell oh do what it's so uh can I just
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have the hard shell taco yes okay can I have four of them yeah seriously be a
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thief since you started working here she's probably gained like 10 pounds I
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have not noticed that okay like seriously have you guys noticed that
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like he farms gotten really big I
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actually have no idea
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yeah I think the fishermen were likely to be scared of you with all the
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they might think you're a predatory whale
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you're like oh my gosh they eat three pills I'm not
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stop making a disordered hearing
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okay so Edie Luke
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Dennis and Burkle so far know about the
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pregnancy because they guessed either
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out of the blue or because the savagery
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was just too much but we've decided you know we're here in Mexico pretty obvious
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at this point should be pretty obvious at this point I'm just gonna go ham at
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lunch today and see if we can get anyone to say
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something in the group do you honestly think Yvonne hasn't gained a bunch of
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weight since she started working at a desk job Oh Thank You Brandon really
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fine paltin okay are we pulling the entire office like what are you doing Oh
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fine teryn okay now we have to ask the people I know for objectively the scale
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the scale is with me here try like 14
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how much do you know so much not eating
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is this more like not exercising at all will you eat all the time
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Nick wait
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thank you for your silence Nick but that is much appreciated okay so for everyone
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who claims not to have noticed that Yvonne's put on a bunch of weight
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she definitely has but it has nothing to
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do with eating has no L it has nothing
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to do with not exercising term what's gonna happen so Yvonne is pregnant we're
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having one more
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congratulations savage I've said over
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the last four months has been all
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leading up to this moment you're like the worst person wait you've been
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stealth throw me people like like for the last four months stuff you know
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that's creepy Wow but seriously after dodgeball nerd
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sports like Luke and I were driving I was driving him home and I was like the
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way Linus is ragging on about him pretty sure she's pregnant so there was this
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surfer dude on our boats diving
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expedition and he was talking to Yvonne he says oh you've got a little Herald
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there I've got one too and he's like showing off his belly and I kind of
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suspected at that point that pregnancy might be a solved it took until a bikini
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in Mexico at four and a half months pregnant and and a guy pointing it out
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very explicitly by the end of February I
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open winter noon but you wouldn't think I wouldn't admit it though no because
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I'm not a terrible person you know bear
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seen that is you know just do that I'm
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pregnant the only reason why I asked was because
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of a legitimate concern of Zika virus so like two weeks ago on the Friday I saw
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emails like that okay
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so last year - pranks all of us by pretending Yvonne as fat rather than
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pregnant so upon had their third kid and
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Lynas got a vasectomy but he hasn't gone
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back still to get the test to see if the vasectomy worked so we thought let's get
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some revenge and have a Vaughn tell him she's pregnant a fourth time
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Hey look what does my caller ID say just
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as a Vaughn okay I think I did get it working I'm just gonna make sure it's recorded and then alcoholized hi okay so
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you know how we said we weren't going to move what and our house is big enough
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yeah you don't wait what yeah and I was
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like oh well let's try are you thanking
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me right now no I'm kind of hysterical right now I
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can't send you a picture like yeah no I
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don't I don't need a picture oh my god
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are you serious
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why didn't you get tested when I asked you you kept telling me you there's no
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problem there's no worries everything was fine this recording Sleater
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recording I'm just now just look in your back pocket the mics on that side
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are you laughing stop laughing we gonna
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do now we have to move well we can't not
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move it's a little funny how it's
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actually not at all don't worry you
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won't be alone for long
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hey what no it's definitely you we all
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know that it's me okay thank you don't
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be my problem still you originally run
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it for I know what I originally wanted well you're getting what you want to
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know that's wrong okay I gotta go unload
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the car
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okay no whole Alliance when you try that
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pregnancy prank on us what do you want
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it's a prank bro it was getting a little
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too real there's
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did you tell him that his test results came back and he's good this is a
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legitimate concern like that's why it
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works so funny yeah
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coach threw me under the bus just under
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it right under the bus yeah I wanted to
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go do fencing that's what I wanted to do for that would have been fun for
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everyone okay you guys can go our lines at least
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do the outro No oh man so we just finished pranking
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Linus came back here I sit down and there's this hangouts message from him
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and he says you won't know what you won't know when and you won't know how
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but my vengeance will be devastating and to that I say just don't involve the
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wife please yeah I didn't under your
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desk won't help you I already know what I'm doing you've already figured it out
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oh yeah I mean the thing about what you did is that it raised the bar to 11
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last year's 12