HA! No One's Buying iPhones!

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2019-05-06 · 1,168 words · ~5 min read
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0:00 where would we be without tech news i'd probably still be in the bathroom
0:04 and you'd probably still be at your computer but we'd both be doing
0:07 something else reports are flying that microsoft will
0:10 be releasing an xbox one without an optical drive
0:15 sometime next year the move does kind of make sense considering that console
0:19 games are one of the last widespread uses of optical disks and the rising
0:24 tide of digital distribution is not to be prevented no matter how many
0:29 walls you build out of sand with your hands and try to keep the tide from
0:33 coming in it was a Channel Super Fun don't worry about it plus the console is
0:37 expected to be on the cheaper end of things as it is reportedly going to set
0:40 consumers back less than 200 apiece
0:43 at that price don't expect the fancier hardware that you'd get on the xbox one
0:47 x though as the disc list version is reportedly an update of the original
0:51 xbox one microsoft is also offering a
0:55 trade-in program allowing users to swap
0:58 physical copies of games they already own for digital ones but it would be
1:03 nice if they could just let us keep our old gta discs to use as coasters i mean
1:07 what are they going to do with them make like cyber punky glasses or coasters
1:12 apple has historically not been shy about reporting its iphone sales figures
1:17 several times a year but it looks like they are no longer doing this for the
1:21 time being and this combined with reports that apple has recently slowed
1:26 production of the new iphone 10r 10s and 10s max looks like the company might be
1:32 facing disappointing sales for its current flagships especially as apple
1:36 was quick to scale back production of the iphone 8 once it realized that the
1:40 higher spec iphone 10 would end up being far more popular indeed apple hasn't had
1:45 great luck with its devices targeted at a slightly lower market segment as the
1:49 more affordable iphone 10r appears to be the hardest hit of the three new devices
1:53 with apple scaling back production by up to one third of its original plan apple
1:58 it's time to face the facts and release an Android-powered iphone it's gonna
2:02 sell like hotcakes which i'm told
2:06 sell really well yeah i actually only found out recently hot cakes are
2:10 pancakes that's what they are so i don't know why we don't just say they sell like
2:14 pancakes yeah me too are you the type of person
2:17 that primarily watches netflix from your bed on your smartphone well you might be
2:21 able to save a few bucks on your netflix bill in the near future as the streaming
2:25 giant is rolling out a mobile-only subscription plan that only costs about
2:30 half of a standard subscription under the new plan users will be limited to
2:35 watching on only one phone or tablet at a time in standard def and right now
2:39 it's only available in certain countries in asia with the malaysian newspaper the
2:44 star reporting that the mobile exclusive subscription only costs about four us
2:49 dollars a month which is quite a bit better less less more you know what forget it
2:54 which is quite a bit less than even the one screen basic tier and now it's time
2:59 for cracker snaps seasonal that's cool brought to you by
3:02 the massdrop nuforce edc in-ear monitors they have a single six-millimeter
3:07 dynamic driver on each side with both channels closely matched for accurate
3:10 sounds you can wear them anywhere and they feature a lightweight plastic
3:14 housing built to stand up to regular use they come with two removable braided
3:17 cables and you can pick them up on mouse drop right now but not yet after the
3:21 video for only 59.99 at the link below
3:24 you've probably seen the on-demand movie rentals on youtube and then quickly
3:29 scrolled on but now the company is experimenting with free ad-supported
3:34 rentals as well currently only about a hundred movies are being offered
3:37 including such um up-to-date
3:41 offerings as the original terminator and
3:44 legally blonde and those are even the ones you should
3:48 care about so it's unclear how big the collection will get but this could be an
3:53 interesting way for advertisers to get on the platform while avoiding having
3:57 their ads run against videos that they find questionable and a way to you know
4:02 catch up on fantastic movies like kingpin i actually don't know if
4:06 kingpin's in there but i suspect it's the kind of movie they
4:10 would have that's a stinker man
4:15 i was way over here i thought it was fine it took a while for it to give me
4:18 but man can't get enough of online comments well google thinks you can't
4:24 because it appears that they will be adding the ability for users to add
4:28 comments in search results currently the feature is restricted to
4:32 live sporting events but in the future there could be no limit to where we can
4:37 strike up a flamewar wow speaking of flames the fix pubg campaign
4:42 which was run by the developers of the game has come to an end and while a
4:47 number of bugs appear to have actually been fixed based on user feedback the
4:52 game's review score has taken a big dip on steam recently as many gamers are
4:56 saying that the fixes introduced other bugs and an excessive amount of paid
5:02 content pubg pub g it's k you're kind of like
5:06 fortnite but with character you know like a junker car that
5:11 you know it's kind of like that other car that goes faster and you know every
5:16 time but only starts when you kind of hit it
5:19 and speaking of cars it looks like tesla has finally made their cars harder to
5:24 steal following high-profile reports of so-called relay theft where thieves
5:29 would wirelessly grab the signal from the key fob and relay it to the car
5:32 allowing bad guys to drive off with it after which they would usually turn off
5:36 the car's gps tracker to conceal their movements from police well tesla now
5:41 requires a code now requires a code to disable gps
5:47 tracking which should make stolen vehicles much easier to recover i mean
5:51 they're still gonna get stolen but the car chases they'll be so much more fun
5:56 you know bronco style now that's it for today's tech news so
6:00 join us again on wednesday when we will be you know
6:04 here yeah doing this with you and nowhere
6:07 else are you you're staying here
6:11 okay all right forever wrap it up let's go guys
6:16 i don't want to stay here it smells