PYRO Fireshooter - Is the Macbook 2015 Flammable?

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2016-05-06 · 1,410 words · ~7 min read
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0:03 oh
0:31 you know when this comes out it's never never a good sign for what we're about
0:35 to do so we have this thing here called
0:38 the Pyro this is like a legitimate like magic trick so I don't think we bought
0:43 it for the right purpose but we're going to probably play with it as a toy even
0:46 though in the 15 video instruction they say this isn't a toy this is a
0:50 professional magic trick but it said to
0:54 practice like 20 times before you shoot it on your wrist so I'm just going to
0:58 hold it like this right now turn them both on this could be really bad so we
1:02 might have to use that so I hope you're ready Brandon wow it's smoking out of
1:07 here that's not a good sign oh that didn't work that blew up
1:15 two of them I guess we shouldn't be shooting at
1:19 this so it doesn't look like it's going but it definitely still has one left in
1:23 the chamber okay scary that's it for right now I found it very convenient for
1:27 Luke to have this lovely set of tissues beside his desk cleaning thermal
1:31 compound smart guy okay cleaning is thermal compound okay so we got to load
1:36 more
1:42 in lus you broke my focus and I broke
1:46 it just got here it should be good let's
1:49 go test one out he looks like he doesn't deserve to get shot like he's way too
1:53 innocent there was a whole video on how to put it on your wrist like to put on a
1:57 watch strap basically like a whole six
2:04 video this is very ghetto I'm sure the magician Guild of America is not very
2:09 happy with how we're doing this they're not called bullets they're called
2:13 illusions I'm sure like somebody who's from this company will watch this and
2:18 then just cringe at everything we do incly yeah they could just cringe at
2:22 their own videos yeah that's true that video definitely like $50,000 budget for
2:28 the trailer the remaining $500 was used
2:32 to shoot the rest of the 15 training videos so we turn it on yeah it's on on
2:38 there it's on on here ready yeah okay
2:45 ah nothing's happening I was going to say ah okay
2:51 whoa hi there's the crap that's pretty
2:54 good it fired Barrel one which is this one nope okay it wow that's not supposed
2:59 to okay so I fired one of the barrels now we'll fire another
3:06 Barrel ahz try not to hit whatever you do okay
3:12 one that singed my wrist hair oh yeah I
3:16 see that did you open your hand like Spider-Man yeah I did I see I just have
3:20 a lot of hair on my wrist it's uh not
3:23 anymore a c wow you can smell that if I want to
3:28 wear it on my r yes I like shooting it like a gun um the coton balls in well
3:34 this is for professionals it's not a toy so it's not to be toyed with too maybe
3:38 we should get another one of these and have uh fights pretty sure that the
3:43 instructional videos would have warned against that don't point it at other
3:46 humans don't point it at animals don't point it at other magicians in the
3:50 American Magicians Guild rules are fun I feel like there's nowhere you can use
3:55 this safely except for a desert which is why they shot that promotional video in
3:59 the desert maybe that's why most magicians live in Las Vegas they need
4:04 deserts nearby to shoot their magic tricks is that all they're shooting in
4:08 the desert heroin
4:11 too okay wow oh you me porn I actually
4:16 man bringing people up to the desert and shooting them there's a lot of shooting
4:20 you could do in the desert can I still use the thing or are you doing it which
4:24 one the hand yeah I got it you're doing it okay let me know when what why just
4:28 be ready that's
4:33 that's it's my oh where
4:38 scary okay ready yeah
4:43 go you know I do have to uh finish today's video well well then what are
4:48 you doing out here you going down
4:52 boy
4:56 Whoa W it burnt me I kn down oh no I
5:00 don't know if I got it probably didn't get it
5:03 yeah I got it I don't know head shot I
5:08 don't know it's more entertaining us shooting this thing with fire or you operating a expensive camera but you
5:13 don't like the way I hold it look at that look at that yeah bro you guys are
5:18 so mainstream holding it with the proper
5:22 stabilizers you know think of it like guns you know some people are like yeah
5:28 I'm all like
5:31 that's how I hold my camera I'm like I'm like vertical video syndrome
5:36 with an $8,000 camera
5:40 whoa oh bopped him in the nose and then
5:44 lit on fire is really a great product we
5:48 don't they don't sponsor this channel we're going to kick things up a notch oh
5:55 no no no no no we're just going to fire at it oh okay okay ready okay can I can
6:00 I do the honors can I fire the fireball I don't want to be irresponsible at the
6:04 new Macbook dang it bur yeah but they
6:07 work this is pathetic no this was never
6:11 good you can tell by the folds in the paper this was always horrible it's
6:15 really hard to make me it's just folding
6:19 paper this is literally kindergarten stuff literally
6:23 kindergarten look at this craftsmanship here this is a hey that one was good at
6:28 one way too I mean what is
6:32 this okay there was good ones and I used
6:36 what what is this what is this technique
6:40 here what does this look like to you I don't know I'm just holding it for a
6:46 friend at work which one of your friends is at
6:51 work with this J
6:55 Brandon Brandon bought that what do you say about being
6:59 finished first oh he didn't finish at all well that's because I'm
7:06 thoughtful okay that's enough of me Spider-Man doesn't shoot fire I don't
7:10 know that's what the guy said he's like variations of Spider-Man oh shut up you
7:15 are such a
7:23 nerd okay trying to burn
7:27 the he's going to die no no Mr Cher I don't actually want it to burn I chcken
7:32 out wow that paper is cool wa 360 outro
7:37 okay okay okay here comes the MacBook oh
7:42 no ow ow my hand whoa that singed me good where was
7:48 your hand well was I was holding it at
7:51 Spider-Man you could see it in the
7:54 thing that singed the crap out of my
7:57 like wrist and head even my pinky finger hair is like singed we either soak
8:02 things in water or we shoot fire at them
8:06 we're an elemental company so you're supposed to roll them like as tight as
8:10 possible right okay Chong is that the idea but I had done them really small
8:15 before and then they only shot about like 3
8:19 in I I still think you're I think three in is just fine here we go let's shoot a
8:24 MacBook with fire this is how we shoot a
8:28 Mac it'll be fine
8:32 ah
8:35 ow wow that singed much worse than
8:40 before no I got it all in slowmo I hope you
8:45 didn't want any AR all right so is this
8:48 thing fun yeah I had
8:51 fun is it tedious to operate and uh
8:55 extremely dangerous and like let's turn that off basically not a great idea in
9:01 our hands yes guys like the video if you liked it dislike it if you thought it
9:05 sucked and subscribe for more hands on fire this will never happen again like
9:10 the video if you want it to happen again dick