Does EA Just Hate Their Customers!?

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2019-05-06 · 1,136 words · ~5 min read
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0:00 i'm not the tech news anchor that you deserve but i'm the one you're gonna get
0:04 anyway
0:07 yay batman wouldn't take his glasses off
0:10 Windows 10 has had a bad month microsoft released the october update only to have
0:15 it delete users files and they're still trying to fix it in order to re-release
0:20 it but then yesterday users with activated copies of Windows 10 pro
0:24 received messages saying that their os was not in fact activated and that they
0:29 had to either install Windows 10 home or purchase a genuine copy of Windows when
0:35 some affected users contacted microsoft support they were told they would need
0:39 to buy proper licenses to fix the problem and apparently some people
0:43 actually did this microsoft has started rolling out a see
0:47 that's why these microsoft tech support scams work all you have to do is be like
0:51 hi i'm microsoft you have to buy something and people just do it they
0:54 have that kind of power wow billy now microsoft has started rolling out a fix
0:59 so if your Windows does suddenly deactivate itself
1:02 don't panic and just run the activation troubleshooter but all these problems
1:06 are just not a good look for microsoft's Windows division they might just drive
1:10 people to switch back to vista wait who's billy
1:14 yeah bill gates ea has been being ea about things and
1:19 complicating the launch of battlefield 5 with a three-tiered rollout
1:25 strangely if you pre-ordered the game you won't get to play it on launch day
1:29 which is today that honor belongs to origin access premium subscribers on pc
1:35 origin access basic and ea access
1:38 subscribers on the xbox get a 10 hour
1:42 trial of the game starting today
1:46 as for those of you who bought the 80 deluxe edition
1:50 well you get to play on november 15th just like the plebs who bought the oh
1:54 wow no they get to wait even longer and the plebs who bought the 60 standard
1:58 edition they have to wait till november 20th the setup is so convoluted that ea
2:03 had to make a dedicated graphic just to explain when you'll get to play the game
2:08 that you bought hopefully they don't follow this model for all their releases but
2:13 i'm getting a chill in my spine telling me that they
2:16 might so what day is the release date am i getting the game early or late am i
2:21 even getting the game at all no i'm just kidding i already have it yeah we have like five keys vine the six
2:26 second video platform may have been shut down in 2016 but it had a huge impact on
2:31 the short video format and now its spirit will live on vines creator dom
2:37 hoffman announced yesterday that his new looping video app bite not to be
2:41 confused with vine will launch in spring 2019 but others
2:46 are also getting on the short video train giphy excuse me jiffy is launching
2:50 a 30-second video platform that it's promoting with a short film festival
2:54 excuse me so that's a short film festival not a short film festival
2:59 and facebook has released lasso its competitor to the wildly popular 15
3:04 second video lip-syncing act tik-tok finally it has been so hard for me to
3:09 stand out hopefully there's an audience on lasso for my rendition of papa poker
3:14 face poker face
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3:54 no did you ask if i can or if i did
3:58 neither tech jesus stephen burke over at gamersnexus got his hands on some rtx
4:04 2080 ti's that have been experiencing issues and as it turns out the reasons
4:08 for many cards failing are not so simple issues with the cards were
4:12 hard to reproduce but were definitely present and it's still unclear how many
4:16 cards are affected so you can head to their channel to see their findings and
4:20 to gaze longingly at steve's majestic flow
4:23 sony's upcoming playstation classic mini console will cost a hundred dollars and
4:27 the company will probably make a killing on it because the device runs an open
4:32 source emulator called pcsx rearmed
4:35 which anyone can install on a pc and use
4:38 for free now to be fair it makes sense for sony
4:41 to use an existing well-made emulator for the classic it just makes the 100
4:46 price tag a little harder to swallow probably because you shouldn't swallow
4:50 price tags don't tell them what to do microsoft and amazon have been teasing
4:54 alexa and cortana integration for some time but now you can download and
4:59 install alexa on Windows 10. as for how that will make cortana feel
5:03 when you use alexa for everything instead of her
5:07 well pretty sad i would think
5:13 has reported that the north korea linked hacker group lazarus is behind the theft
5:17 of tens of millions of dollars from atms in asia and africa using the fast cash
5:24 malware lazarus was responsible for the sony hack in 2014 as well as the
5:28 wannacry ransomware outbreak last year and china's state-run press agency
5:34 xinhua xinhua has debuted what they're calling ai anchors
5:40 virtualized avatars that read out the news in a synthesized voice but what's
5:44 really creepy is that the ai modifies footage of a real anchor so it does look
5:50 like a real person speaking not a lizard person because who needs real humans to
5:56 stand in front of a camera and read a teleprompter sounds pretty dumb to me
6:02 hey wait a second you know what else sounds dumb the fact that this episode
6:06 is over stupid but it's okay because we'll be back on
6:10 monday with more news and lots of it trust me it's going to be the biggest
6:13 news you've ever seen hey why are you wearing this
6:18 because i'm an actor
6:24 it's broken detective oh broke it just broke
6:27 oh it's not a real gun is it
6:30 no