How Are Game Developers THIS Stupid?

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2019-05-06 · 1,385 words · ~6 min read
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0:00 data breaches rogue ai's autonomous drones the world of tech can be kind of
0:05 a scary place sometimes so this Halloween I'm dressing as spooky tech
0:10 news guy I don't even have to chip yeah what the
0:15 yeah you wrote this AMD's Radeon rx 590
0:19 is real after weeks of rumors andreas
0:22 Schilling from tech website hardware locks posted a photo of the cards box
0:27 and the rest is history just kidding it can't be history because
0:32 history is in the past and this is still in the future there's no official
0:35 details from AMD about the card yet but all the leaks point to a few things that
0:40 we can be almost certain about the 590 will probably use a 12 nanometer GPU
0:45 built on the polaris architecture the same one used in the rest of the rx 405
0:49 hundred series and the card should fetch a performance increase of about 10 to
0:53 15% over 580 that should put it in range to potentially take on in videos gtx
0:59 1060 that is until NVIDIA releases Bayer upgraded GTX 1060 which has also
1:04 been rumored for weeks look at the final details when the RX 590 is expected to
1:09 launch mid November Black Friday I have
1:13 no idea it's American Thanksgiving I only know the can I don't even know when the Canadian one is in more graphics
1:18 card news we reported last week on scattered reports about NVIDIA's r-tx 28
1:22 ET is dying but it was unclear how widespread the issue was reports of
1:27 graphical glitches and crashes have only continued to surface though and now
1:32 multiple tech outlets are looking into the issue Tom's Hardware noticed that
1:36 their life was no longer full of Archie X because their carpets no Tom's
1:42 Hardware noticed that the GDR 6 memory modules were running extremely hot on
1:46 the founders Edition 20 atti results that were backed up by Hardware luxe so
1:52 gamers Nexus home of tech Jesus Stephen Burke blessed be is asking to borrow 20
1:58 ATT eyes from card owners who have experienced issues so they can run tests
2:03 to zero in on the problem now we don't know how widespread this is yet but
2:08 hopefully we'll get to the bottom of it soon NVIDIA can release a statement
2:12 that's a little more specific then yeah yeah I'm working on it just cool your
2:16 jets okay take a chill pill don't lose your fuse man
2:20 and move over specter and meltdown because there's a new chip vulnerability
2:25 in town affecting potentially all processors that use simultaneous
2:29 multi-threading or SMT it's called port smash just kidding it's called port
2:34 smash and it was discovered by a team of five researchers from Finland and Cuba
2:38 it's an unlikely collaboration to port smash is a side channel attack which
2:42 means it can be used to leak encrypted data from a pcs memory and CPU in this
2:48 case by smashing it know by running malicious processes next to legitimate
2:52 ones which is possible in pcs that use simultaneous multi-threading also known
2:58 as hyper threading if you're in the Intel camp now so far the vulnerability
3:02 has only been confirmed and Intel skylake and KB Lake CPUs the ones with
3:07 hyper threading but the researchers believe it could also affect
3:10 multi-threaded AMD processors they recommended that the chip industry moves
3:15 away from SMT because the tech is inherently insecure which is wait is
3:20 this why Intel removed hyper threading from the ninth gen core i7 because it
3:25 was in the users best interest no I'm kidding that's not of course not it's
3:29 that's stupid we know it's not stupid this quick bytes brought to you by
3:33 chrono da GG it's a game store that
3:37 offers one game that's it but it's a great deal well it's a different one
3:42 every day but it's one at a time every day at 9 a.m. Pacific today they've got
3:46 the action RPG slash shopkeeping slash rogue Lite game what kind of game is
3:52 this moonlighter on sale for 1459 US
3:55 dollars that is a 27 percent discount chrono da GG works directly with game
3:59 publishers to get you the gaming public deals just like this one every day so if
4:03 you missed today's don't worry there are multiple days in the week trust me I
4:08 have a calendar so check it out at the link below or at Crono GG /lt t facebook
4:14 can't seem to stop getting hacked as hackers have reportedly published
4:18 messages from a t-1000 accounts and then this this gets
4:24 better before it gets worse no it gets better in terms of its badness so they
4:29 apparently have access to around a hundred and twenty-one million accounts
4:33 which Facebook says well they may have acquired through a malicious browser
4:37 extension so you know yeah oh well that
4:41 makes it fine then I guess no it doesn't this is not a good look for a company
4:45 that has endured what seems like innumerable scandals over the course of
4:49 this year and the year is not over yet I have a calendar it's not over yet
4:54 there's still two months left this isn't a calendar but it's it's unimportant
4:59 details what is important is that the beta for Bethesda's online multiplayer
5:02 shooter shootout shooter shooter fallout
5:06 76 has also endured some particularly
5:09 heinous bugs including one that deleted
5:12 the entire game and now users have discovered that they can speed up the
5:17 in-game physics because it's tied to your games framerate why are they still
5:21 doing this like what self-respecting
5:24 game engine licensed unity or Unreal Engine what is
5:31 wrong with you people it's so stupid it's just so unnecessary
5:36 it's like if how could it what could I
5:40 even compare this to the the level of
5:43 dumbness is just it's a it's it's it's
5:46 incomprehensible
5:50 so I guess you might as well exploit the
5:54 issue while you can because Bethesda says it won't be fixed until the game's
5:58 launch Apple is expanding its vintage repair
6:03 program to include older devices like the iPhone 4s rats have an iPhone 4 and
6:07 on it for us and the 2011 iMac potentially in response to the new right
6:11 to repair protections that were passed in the US and if people are gonna be
6:15 repairing their iPhones instead of buying new ones well dang it I guess
6:18 Apple wants to get in on the action don't they Microsoft has botched their October
6:23 update a few times already and the final update is a new level of botch we're
6:28 consulting the calendar again here okay it's no longer October
6:32 on top of that a bug has been discovered that automatically allowed Universal
6:37 Windows platform or uwp apps to have access to Windows a--'s entire file
6:42 system a privilege which is usually protected by user account control so
6:46 maybe this will get fixed in the November update that we'll get some time
6:51 in January and Elon Musk says that Tesla is working on a semi truck that we knew
6:55 that an old musk doesn't even care whether people buy it because he thinks
6:59 it's cool and futuristic like Blade
7:02 Runner no no no no you know what's cool
7:06 and futuristic Hyundai and Kia putting solar panels on the roofs of their cars
7:10 both the electric and gas-powered ones that's also just like kind of obvious
7:15 why have we done this already why were we so focused on putting the solar
7:18 panels on the road when we could have just put them on the cars I
7:22 mean when the cars on the road the Sun doesn't even hit the road
7:28 the bond de Bont and you know what else
7:32 is debunked this episode because I've had enough it's debunked like when we
7:37 started it I was like you know we're gonna bunk up and do this episode and
7:40 now we're debunking