Mardi Gras Murder Mystery

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2016-05-06 · 2,270 words · ~11 min read
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0:00 welcome to Channel Super Fun today's video is going to be an in
0:04 character an in character dinner where
0:08 all of the attendees will be attempting to solve the mystery of the murder of
0:14 Pier Dee my beloved
0:18 ex-husband so come along for the ride
0:21 you know you want this
0:28 ride I'm p A's wife Melissa
0:32 Dee we've been married only 3 months we
0:35 met in Las Vegas during a slot machine tournament well he fell hard and fast
0:41 for me I mean hey who wouldn't all
0:46 this I'm Matthew Gator I'm from the
0:49 Bayou of St John and Alexis Dupri over
0:53 here is my
0:56 fiance I am 100% proud cage in
1:01 blood that has this
1:04 accent I'm also saving up to go to L
1:08 school to support Alexis and my potential future family I caught my
1:13 first alligator with this fishing rod at
1:16 the beginning you were like hello my name m
1:20 Mor I'm the international famous author
1:23 cona gotha my Legion of the Doom series
1:26 of the books has made me a multi-millionaire I'm J Steven Peak do
1:33 prayers personal
1:36 attorney hope you guys understand and best friend in case any of you
1:41 self-centered socializes care I am borbone d prite the illegitimate nephew
1:47 of Pierre D
1:50 pre God my name is Al Le St G I am the
1:55 living maid at D chatau I'm Ken pepper
1:59 the dupon families live in Chef waves de
2:04 pray even back then I knew how to turn up the
2:08 heat do you have a character no all
2:11 right just uh here for the
2:15 food I am Alexis D pre I'm the only
2:19 child of Pierre due tragically my mother
2:22 passed away 10 years ago during plastic surgery I am also the reigning Magnolia
2:27 Queen so the victim here to pray was strangled with a set of antique Marty gr
2:32 beads it may be assumed that the killer entered and left The Bard's room through
2:37 its only door here is Pierre Dee's last
2:40 signed will you guys can go ahead and read chapter 1 until it says stop I'm
2:45 going to get food you don't look like you eat any more food um okay feel free
2:51 to get up mingle yeah was the love of my life the time we spent together was
2:57 magical Dr everything
3:01 everything was the love of my life my
3:04 Prime Suspect is uh Alexis she got the
3:08 entire estate I think she has the most to gain Mr Cayenne Peppa have you ever
3:15 cooked alligator actually I have I do
3:18 like to turn it up so alligator is pretty good for that chefs are the best
3:23 I mean you look like you turn up the heat
3:34 I'm sure you taste great you people disgust me Mr Peak surely you must have
3:41 known that you were going to be left a sum of a million dollars in the will oh
3:47 um he constantly changed his wheel every
3:51 time he had a fight with his family the lawyer doesn't seem to have
3:57 much of a motive he got a million dollars but even that he could afford to
4:01 have only one client he would probably
4:04 benefit more from Mr due staying alive
4:08 longer had Pier been fighting with any of his family
4:12 recently she clearly asking you some questions she don't do what was that
4:17 could you say that again I was eating can you not hear when you chew
4:22 you don't even have any phone on your
4:28 plate well I've done now so answer the
4:33 question not that I was aware can't get
4:36 a read on the maid I think she's just kind of dumb I don't know who did it I
4:42 think it might be that greasy lawyer but I don't to know so we paid you enough
4:47 that you only needed one client isn't that a little bit fishy a little bit
4:51 weird that you only have one client I am desperate for
4:56 cash so you killed him then
5:02 no you don't seem very good at this game he is my best friend every time he
5:06 speaks it's like another language abely
5:09 not he love of my life do you Harbor any resentment towards Pierre I Harbor a
5:15 large man of resentment for Pierre I'm pretty sure it was the maid I suspect
5:20 they were having an affair she knows how to clean she probably cleans up blood
5:24 really Welling that's not very helpful I know
5:30 I'm not a very helpful person I'm just the
5:33 M did you ever attempt to poison him I
5:37 did pois call it friends I guess I did
5:40 many times I with what just general po my goal was
5:47 to take my TV show Turn up the to the next level but as you can see he was
5:53 killed by strangling so that was clearly not make totally agree oh yeah [ __ ]
6:01 I'm pretty sure it's not the musician dude it's not me it's obviously it's not
6:06 you love bu I love you too he's always
6:10 fighting with someone you know if he's
6:13 if father fought with Melissa at all
6:18 recently hello Melissa Alex to be honest I'm happy he's
6:23 gone why so I can buy his Chateau that's what I've been after all along that
6:27 doesn't mean I killed him I wouldn't do something like that she was also
6:31 involved in online bding work with p
6:34 over this antique Mar grass
6:38 beats the same one he was stringle
6:44 with yes but I would never kill him over
6:47 something like that that's ridiculous you are
6:52 delusional you're delusional I wanted to go
6:57 to the New York obervatory of Music he
7:02 uh disowned me via a letter and uh said that he would never
7:06 pay for a Yankee music school over Dixie
7:09 University I love to be there for you're
7:13 a dirty gold Di and [ __ ] but at least you're honest do you have anything else
7:17 you would like to share with me gold digging [ __ ] I'm on a strict low car
7:23 diet Melissa I heard Gator and moner pre
7:27 fighting at 600 p.m. has he always Ki him out I heard mon DUI yell get her
7:33 I'll be dead in my grave before I allow cun swamp trash to marry into my family
7:37 now get the hell out of here I asked you earlier if you'd heard anyone fighting
7:40 you said no that's cuz I
7:43 didn't literally just like this chapter 2 I don't know why why wouldn't you have
7:48 thought of this before like anyways he
7:51 didn't approve he did not approve of my upbringing he didn't think I could take
7:55 care of his daughter and now he's dead but I didn't do it what did you do
8:01 to him nothing we just had a heated discussion about whether I would be
8:06 allowed to potentially So eventually I just left and gave up and by left and
8:11 gave up do you mean strangled him with Marty gr be no sir so why are you still
8:15 here if you gave up and left you're actually here right now because of my
8:19 dear Alexis I can't leave without
8:22 her she has my heart do you want to kiss
8:28 her SW
8:32 trash you and her are the only witnesses to the will the queen of mar you're
8:36 getting million doar she's getting the whole chatau which is essentially
8:41 everything in the will I think we should leave the police work to people who
8:45 don't make gumbo for a living you can off little [ __ ] I want to keep talking
8:49 to these guys she's your goddaughter yes has that ever stopped you
8:54 before no no probably yes I'll stay with her I
8:59 love you too thanks are you going to keep banging up by the trash cans like
9:03 you were tonight I it's convenient
9:06 so it's in my thing it's in
9:10 my seriously I was helping my band
9:13 unload their equipment when we arrived earlier in the evening the chef and the
9:16 maid Frenchie were were here we going at it by the trash cans there's things that
9:21 taste good that aren't food okay sorry I didn't hear a word you said
9:26 I was just thinking about you sounding like Kermit the Frog for 5 minutes
9:30 did she know about your contract she didn't know about me making a puppet
9:34 show for frogs but I thought maybe we were doing a muppet themed party tonight
9:41 voices I'm heing everyone else doing I planned apparently to murder him by
9:45 telling him that I was his nephew and giving him a heart attack that was your
9:52 plan apparently I'm aing
9:56 idiot do you think it's illegal to kill people yes of course it is I'm just
10:01 checking you don't seem very bright I returned to the library 10 minutes after
10:05 Gator's argument monster to pre I didn't enter as as you were in there fighting
10:10 with with
10:13 Daddy you were shouting a crying and I heard you say I'm going to take my trust
10:17 fun and run away with Gator you and your Vegas [ __ ] can rot in this
10:22 house that's very spicy the monster DEA told you you can
10:28 marry Gator if if you like but you won't leave this house with a penny for me so
10:32 she really liked her dad but was madly in love with Gator yeah I don't know why
10:37 he's just like he's trash Gator's kind of a dick hole he he's putting his
10:42 fingers in my food I don't understand he does know how to use a camera either
10:46 yeah it's just so dumb terrible person regardless I'm his daughter and I'm
10:50 entitled to fight with him I know he didn't proove of Gator I was only trying
10:53 to convince him otherwise you nosy
10:57 nitwit I'm his daughter too I don't care I wouldn't be surprised if you were the
11:01 one who slashed my beautiful dress I did
11:04 I you told me that's why I'm not
11:09 surprised hey you spoiled
11:12 brat
11:17 [ __ ] you doing we got to go find a garbage can
11:23 let's get out of here it's a dumpster I forgot we're class here in
11:27 theage scho what are your bills do for your
11:31 Renovations um I think I um I feel so
11:34 refreshed it's just a wonderful feeling isn't
11:37 it loveash are you guys just doing just
11:41 just F around by you know the
11:44 dumpsters but it's very important cuz I want my Mansion to look beautiful ah
11:49 shut up I would like to point out that
11:53 this guy who I've been kind of claiming is Shady this entire freaking time Ro to
11:59 check to himself from Pierre who was
12:04 signed as unavailable in brackets for
12:09 $150,000 who per give me an stop giving
12:13 me the finger you're a jerk P ad Miss on my paycheck p and I
12:20 are B best friends why didn't he sign it if he's your best
12:26 friend he would do anything for you you can't even sign his own check he just
12:31 got wrecked that's a pretty small request why are you signing checks for
12:35 yourself did he make you stop that why you killed him ter if you
12:39 ask what I'm desperate for cash the
12:43 remodeling cost at Peak Manion out of control I'm about 500,000 over the
12:48 original contractor's estimat I've been stealing from P
12:54 precious discover this earlier today and
12:57 com for me he told me he was going to ride me out of his wheel and report me
13:03 to the police I play with him to forgive me but
13:08 he wouldn't listen the marass necklace
13:11 was on the table I grabb it and strangle him
13:19 before Oh no you RU game I win somebody somebody
13:26 do the outro that was amazing
13:35 oh my
13:40 God I thought Colton was going to be the one to screwed up my character had
13:45 nothing going on H the on
13:51 ask all right thanks for watching Channel Super Fun Murder Mystery Theater
13:57 tonight I wish the
14:01 Dennis other things that are not Dennis
14:05 um thank you for watching like the video if you liked it hit subscribe for more
14:09 Channel Super Fun and uh is is that is
14:14 that the real answer like the Dennis misunderstand yeah we I thought it was
14:18 him we all thought it was him I thought it was what get out of here I thought it
14:22 was I thought it what did you think it was Gator I
14:27 thought it was Gator for sure Gater I didn't think it was Gater so I
14:32 just found out that the lawyer did it
14:36 and I can tell you what I thought it was
14:40 him the whole time you know I thought it was either
14:44 him or that [ __ ] sister of mine I don't
14:47 know why I'm talking like this now cuz I was talking dly before but that's fine
14:54 till next time
14:58 you