Not Unboxing the Xbox Series X

ShortCircuit ·ShortCircuit ·2021-05-05 · 1,978 words · ~9 min read
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0:00 - This is not an unboxing because I am explicitly
0:03 not allowed to unbox the Xbox Series X, but Microsoft never said anything about unveiling.
0:09 Hey, wait.
0:13 I appear to have been trolled. This is a PC.
0:16 And yes, there are still some differences. So (chuckles), we're gonna talk about that in a moment.
0:21 That's what you guys were looking at back there. - [Man] Yeah.
0:24 (staff laughing) - They're like gathered around the door
0:27 before I started filming. Well, you know what, I'm gonna hold on to this though, because this is about the closest equivalent,
0:33 in terms of form factor, to an Xbox Series X.
0:36 So, having it here as a reference is pretty good.
0:40 It's really small. I don't know why, but I was expecting this to be bigger.
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1:10 to get a 10% discount. Yeah, I don't know why, but just based on the images,
1:16 I was really expecting, like it's impressively small.
1:19 The Corsair ONE is already very small
1:22 for such a powerful gaming rig. (sighs) But you can see it's probably like a good,
1:28 just guess like 30% bigger, anyway. Oh, it's way more bigger
1:35 than that actually, now that I'm looking at it from this angle.
1:38 This is a working Xbox Series X and it's the one that we're gonna be using
1:41 for our preview content. As for the full review, I think it's up in the air
1:46 as to whether this gets a software update or they send new final hardware,
1:50 but this is basically the full experience.
1:53 So, on the front, we've got our Blu-ray disk drive slot,
1:58 on the other side we've got, wow, that's a really mushy button.
2:01 (button clicking) I wonder why. So, wireless pairing button.
2:05 Maybe it's like really durable 'cause they know people are gonna press it a lot
2:09 compared to the eject button for the optical drive.
2:12 (laughs) Caught 'em. We've got a USB Type-A port.
2:16 Over on the left-hand side, there's a whole lotta nada.
2:19 Over on the right-hand side, this is a really cool approach to the cooling solution.
2:27 In the past, we've seen consoles that can be configured either vertically or lying down,
2:31 but one of the caveats of running them that way, has been that it can restrict airflow.
2:36 But with the Series X, it actually looks like, if anything,
2:41 it might be in slightly better shape if you run it in the horizontal configuration
2:46 compared to the vertical one. The fan in the top, or side, depending on how you put it in your media center,
2:53 is a bit of an unusual configuration. So, it's exhausting,
2:57 but we can actually see the front of the hub
3:00 instead of the back of the hub. So, they've actually swept the blades the other way.
3:04 So. this is our exhaust fan and then the intakes,
3:07 so they're at the back by the IO and then also on what would be the bottom,
3:11 if the unit is standing up. Does this really not, it has to.
3:15 (plastic bangs) Really? Does this not come off?
3:19 Like why would you want a big thing like that? These are the kinds of things
3:22 that kinda drive me a little bit crazy. Like if I'm an Xbox enthusiast,
3:26 I don't want a big circle rubberized stand thing
3:29 on the side of my console where I might conceivably see it. - [Man] Kids can't lose it.
3:33 - Kids can't lose it? Okay, that's fair.
3:36 You can't lose the stands that way. Something that they could have done better as well,
3:41 is this Xbox logo. Like why not just make it rotatable?
3:44 I have seen that before on PC cases that can be configured in either a standing or lying down.
3:51 Tactile feel of the power button is really good though. (button clicking)
3:54 Can really hear that sound. I like it.
3:57 Compared to the size of the PS5, at least from, it's hard to get a real feel for it
4:02 until you see it in person, but compared to what I think the size of the PS5 is gonna be, this is way more palatable.
4:08 And what's really cool, is that while Sony went
4:11 and built a technology art piece
4:15 that I guess is supposed to be kinda the centerpiece of your living room, based on the look of it,
4:19 Microsoft built something that's actually going to fit in my media console.
4:25 Whether I have a more traditional one that's designed for AV rack-style equipment,
4:31 or whether I have a more modern one that's got smaller shelves, or whatever,
4:36 you would be able to find a spot for this. Now, with all that said, one thing that I think
4:40 is a really poorly-addressed pain point for console gamers,
4:44 is cooling for consoles that are installed
4:48 and hidden away within their media consoles.
4:53 Does that exist? Like a media cabinet that goes under your TV
4:56 that has proper frickin' cooling in it? - [Man] No. - That is so stupid.
5:00 We should develop it. Yeah, lttstore.com like media console with just,
5:05 and it wouldn't even take much. It would just need like 120 volt
5:09 to 12 volt frickin' adapter, some fans and wire management,
5:12 and some holes in it. - [Man] Yeah. - Okay, if nothing else, I promise you this now.
5:17 We are going to design one and we're gonna upload the plan so you can make your own, there.
5:21 Before we fire it up though, let's have a quick look at the back where we've got two more USB Type-As.
5:26 So, there was one on the front. Also back here, Gigabit Ethernet, Storage Expansion.
5:31 I think Lou has gotten his hands on one of those from Seagate, already, but--
5:35 - We got a (indistinct). - Do we have one? (plastic clattering) Really?
5:38 Threw it at the Xbox? (chuckles)
5:41 I like that. Altogether, it's the Xbox Series XS.
5:47 We're not compensating for anything here at Microsoft.
5:50 So, this is it, this is my, wait, does this count as an unboxing?
5:54 - [Man] There was no box. - There was no box. (light music)
6:00 It's got some heft to it. I'd love to disassemble it.
6:04 I really wanna disassemble it. Now, I'm sure this is not the case.
6:07 When Red Digital Cinema made a buncha noise about, (moaning)
6:11 REDMAGs super durable memory cards.
6:16 Turned out that it was just an MSA to SSD in a proprietary controller
6:20 with some firmware tweaks to make sure that you couldn't swap it out for a different one.
6:24 This, I suspect, is a little bit more purpose-engineered.
6:29 So, if you want another one terabyte of expansion, you just go ahead and pop that puppy in there.
6:34 Whoops, this way. Nope, this way. But what's really cool,
6:38 is that if you're playing previous generation Xbox games, or even if you have a game
6:42 that you don't wanna play immediately but you don't wanna re-download,
6:45 you can just plug in USB storage, and use that instead.
6:49 So, this is only if you have games in your library that you absolutely wanna play
6:54 and take advantage of the high-speed internal storage of the Xbox Series.
6:59 Pricing for this guy is $219 U.S. You know what I really like about this though actually?
7:03 Is compared to the just extortionist pricing
7:07 of memory expansion for things like the PS1 and PS2,
7:11 like you think back to those days, how much you were being charged for, like eight megabytes of saved game storage
7:18 and the fact that you absolutely needed it in order to save again. So yeah, it's optional,
7:21 except you can't save your progress unless you have one.
7:24 This is truly optional and the pricing's not ridiculous.
7:28 Like a Samsung 980 PRO on amazon.com,
7:32 hold on, let me just pull this up and double-check, I think is around, yeah, 230 bucks for a one terabyte model.
7:38 This is right in-line with a high performance add-in PC SSD.
7:42 Now it's just a matter of time until, just like a surface laptop, or any other computer,
7:47 you've got your storage bay and your extra RAM Bay.
7:51 What would they call that? Maybe we could get DIMM expansions for it.
7:57 No, okay, it's just the PC jokes are getting old? Okay, fine. (staff laughs)
8:01 Absent from the Xbox Series is, of course, the HDMI in.
8:05 So, gone is the whole concept of, this is your media hub
8:09 that your cable box plugs through. I think they absolutely still want it to be a media hub.
8:13 They just (chuckles) have gone with the times.
8:17 Nobody cares about cable. As for whether I'd use this to just put all my games on
8:22 and carry to a friend's house, I don't know. Seeing it in person,
8:26 I like the look of it a lot. - [Man] Same, it's really good.
8:30 - It looked kind of like, in the marketing materials and the renders and stuff,
8:35 it looked boxy but in person it looks like,
8:39 I don't know, like powerful. - [James] Monolithic?
8:42 - Yeah sure. But it's just, my ass, too small to be monolithic.
8:46 I don't know if I can get behind that. But it's like-- - [David] Minilithic. - Yeah, minilithic that's good.
8:50 Is that a thing? Did you just make that up? - [David] I just made that up. - Oh, I love it.
8:54 (Xbox beeps) Are we allowed to show that sound?
8:58 Now, you can tune a PC to be this quiet at idle,
9:02 but it's like, you gotta go in the BIOS, and configure your fan curves,
9:07 and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Right out of the box, the Xbox, you might say.
9:13 Fine, James, we will talk about the sound and how it's not a new sound
9:16 because it doesn't matter. I think that's the whole point of this product lineup
9:22 and why the name is stupid, and confusing, and hard to say.
9:27 I think Microsoft's entire point is that,
9:31 which particular Xbox, it's an Xbox like that, doesn't matter.
9:37 You're gaming on Xbox and you're running at whatever.
9:40 Like this is this is the 4K one. The other one, it's a 1440p one.
9:44 You got last year one? That's a 1080p Xbox.
9:48 It's all about the games as a service now. It's all about Game Pass, cross-platform.
9:53 Xbox is just a cheap gaming box
9:57 to get people into the ecosystem, where as far as Microsoft cares,
10:01 this can be the be-all and end-all of your gaming experience,
10:04 it can be a gateway drug into PC gaming, as long as you are subscribed.
10:09 They ultimately own the ecosystem now. Anyway, that's as far as I wanna push my luck today
10:15 terms of turning it on. So, make sure you're subscribed over on Linus Tech Tips
10:19 where we're gonna have a preview with gameplay impressions, full review,
10:23 image quality comparisons, all that kinda stuff. We're gonna have some fun with this one.