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0:01 ah central pack
0:06 man what a week to launch this show eh there's microsoft build 2018 and google
0:11 kicked off io 2018 with a huge batch of news so
0:15 we better get to it first off we've got some details about Android p which
0:19 stands for p penis
0:22 no that's inappropriate p will have new navigation gestures that make it behave
0:27 a lot more like the iphone 10 and samsung's galaxy s9 some people are
0:31 calling google out for copying but apparently palm did it first
0:36 palm did everything first p will also have ai assisted adaptive battery
0:41 technology new app and search predictive abilities called actions and slices and
0:45 the ability to set time limits in certain apps so that once you've reached
0:48 the time limit the app's icon will be grayed out and you'll be unable to use
0:52 it that pathetic
0:56 google has to save us from ourselves now for the real mind blow google
1:00 assistant is getting more natural with the ability to fulfill multiple requests
1:04 at once so you can say hey google navigate home and play my driving
1:09 playlist it will also have a wider range of voices to choose from including john
1:13 legend if you want to hear his voice all the time
1:16 rather than only when you're drawing up a luxurious bubble bath what
1:22 you don't do that my pee is blown oh that sounds terrible
1:26 i don't even want to repeat it but not only that google assistant will be able
1:29 to make actual phone calls by itself to
1:33 book appointments and make reservations for you and
1:36 it's kind of creepy and amazing at the same time
1:40 just listen i'll have something out for you
1:44 hi i'm calling to book a women's haircut for our clients um i'm looking for
1:48 something on may 3rd give me one
1:55 that was a real call you just heard what
1:59 those people don't even know they're talking to a robot
2:03 this is how the world ends with some um's and oz okay we gotta go
2:07 fast now Linus you're slowing me down i've got to get through there's a lot of
2:11 stuff to get through i'm not even doing anything oh this isn't making it faster
2:15 gmail will basically just write your emails for you now with smart compose if
2:19 you just want to finally accept your status as a shell of a former human
2:22 google lens will be embedded in the default camera app of certain phone
2:25 models and will be able to copy text from images and find objects with
2:28 similar styles in real time google's ar core platform can now be used to have
2:33 multiplayer experiences in ar
2:36 3d tic-tac-toe is here that's how you know it's the future no one can find my
2:40 style one of a kind baby if you were on lens
2:44 no one would be like what is this i don't know how to interpret it
2:49 socks and sandals no one maps is getting lists group event
2:53 planning features a 4u tab with recommendations and augmented reality
2:58 walking directions using google's visual positioning system or vps chromebooks
3:03 will be able to run native Linux apps with the pixelbook obviously getting in
3:06 the feature first and google announced the 3.0 version of its tensor processing
3:10 unit with over 100 pedaflops
3:14 of power i'm not sure how pedaflops translates to
3:17 gigawatts what do you think doc i just want to know what the animal rights
3:21 activists are going to think of this because payday flops
3:26 i get it one thing we didn't get to cover from microsoft build 2018 yesterday was the
3:30 upcoming Windows sets feature sets will essentially use microsoft edge as a
3:34 browser for your entire pc when you open a new tab you'll be able to not only
3:39 open web pages but also files and applications this will allow you to keep
3:43 separate Windows with tabbed pages from multiple apps it'll also work with
3:46 timelines so you can pick up using a group of apps from your laptop Android
3:50 or iOS device and alt tab between the tabs in one window
3:55 it seems like a pretty drastic design change so i can crash everything with
3:58 edge yeah you can crash whatever you want all at one time
4:03 it seems like a pretty drastic design change so we'll have to wait to see when
4:07 or if it makes it to the main release in the meantime you can use the separate
4:11 desktops function in Windows because that's
4:14 essentially what that is so
4:17 it's time for quick bits my favorite and Linus hates it and today they're being
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5:02 on to the quick bits nintendo has finally released details about how its
5:06 nintendo online service is going to work while it will enable online play cloud
5:11 saves and offer access to a selection of classic nes games it will not bring the
5:15 virtual console with it so if you want to play the original versions of some
5:19 gamecube and wii games ebay and craigslist will welcome you with open
5:22 arms dirty sometimes sticky but they're open dota is adding its own
5:28 battle royale mode sort of with a new mode called the under hollow where
5:32 multiple teams will quest through a dungeon fighting npc monsters and each
5:36 other before the labyrinth collapses maybe it'll end with you jumping on a
5:40 bandwagon and riding out of there to safety
5:46 that's not bad flying cars are a cool idea but it seems like as a society
5:49 we're just going to settle on making small planes slash drones and calling
5:53 them flying cars or at least uber will the company showed off their latest
5:57 decidedly uncar-like design recently and sure it's cool
6:02 it's just not a car it's a plane helicopter bus thing
6:07 which Linus likes to call
6:11 i got nothing he's got nothing
6:14 a plane helicopter busting we can just call it that NVIDIA claimed high refresh
6:18 rate 4k monitors with g-sync and HDR would be launching soon and now it
6:22 appears that the first one the acer x27 will finally be launching in the next
6:26 few weeks so buckle up boys and a german service called games
6:31 from space promises to get you free games if you only let them mine
6:35 cryptocurrency on your GPU this might be a bad idea for a number of
6:40 reasons primarily because electricity costs money and you might just end up paying
6:45 more on your hydro bowl and secondly we know the games aren't from space guys
6:49 you think games are just floating around up there they're not yeah there's like
6:52 nebulas comets
6:56 get on with it there's lots of stuff and that is it for the second episode of
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7:13 oh i'm so sorry i just felt the emotion anyway you guys have been so nice to me
7:17 on twitter and stuff but there will be many more episodes for us to reminisce
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