These things are so dangerous...

Linus Tech Tips ·Linus Tech Tips ·2019-05-06 · 1,653 words · ~8 min read
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0:00 so the story about how today's video came about is actually a pretty good one
0:10 they're both probably [ __ ] dangerous
0:13 so today's video is gonna be me trying two pairs of hover shoes which one will
0:19 be better the brand name or the knockoff or will i ever even find
0:23 out
0:28 speaking of finding out uh i just found out that cablemod's vertical pci express
0:33 bracket lets you securely mount your graphics card vertically inside your case it's gonna be about the only
0:37 securely mounted thing in this video i think it includes a pci express riser
0:40 cable two display adapter cables and it's compatible with most cases that have seven open pci express lots check
0:45 it out today at the link in the video description
0:50 so first order of business was
0:54 digging around and seeing if i could find some protective gear to wear
0:58 unfortunately we got rid of i think all the knee pads and elbow pads from nerd
1:02 sports but my old motorcycle helmet which is
1:06 expired so it's no longer suitable for road use
1:09 is here and i will be wearing that you should just duct tape some pillows
1:13 yeah i mean if we had pillows then
1:17 oh no no we do we built a bedroom set
1:22 oh i can protect my precious butt and
1:25 that's the money maker right there you know no one watches these videos for the
1:28 tech knowledge it's all about the butt
1:32 yeah i feel like my butt could take a pounding now
1:40 i just want to see if we have any of the old Channel Super Fun
1:44 uh protective gear okay more knee pads
1:48 and uh we don't have any elbow pads but we do have knee pads but this is better
1:51 than nothing so
1:55 thanks i do want to clarify something
1:59 i'm not some kind of you know electric
2:02 personal transportation device you know noob
2:11 oh shoot i regularly still ride my z
2:15 board electric ski or ski board from all of my experience riding these types of
2:20 devices i have seen nothing that would
2:24 indicate to me that this is a good idea
2:27 at least gonna put on a couple layers here because i forgot to bring in my
2:30 motorcycle jacket safety first baby which one do you want
2:35 to see brand name or off brand brand brand name first all right let's
2:38 do it so this is the segway
2:42 drift w1 maybe the drift is for how far they've
2:46 drifted from their position as the market leader
2:50 i have never ridden these and in fact the first time i took them out of the
2:53 box there was a glitched out issue with one of them that was able to be resolved
2:57 but i have never ridden them i just kind of put my foot on one of them so they
3:01 don't seem to really have like a forward and backwards but the power buttons are
3:05 right over here and they double as a battery indicate
3:09 and we're off to a good start aren't we my concern here is not really balance
3:15 but how you keep from kind of ending up uh
3:19 with your legs like this and having a hard time getting them back together
3:23 because these aren't rollerblades very comfortable on rollerblades
3:26 uh really
3:30 whoa oh baby holy crap
3:35 oh i wish i was on ground that was a little bit more level
3:39 okay so we're gonna go a little slow to start
3:42 it's a little trickier than i'm used to
3:46 whoa so once you start going
3:50 on a standard hoverboard it's only the first little bit where you feel like
3:53 kind of lurchy whereas these it's hard to feel
3:57 completely stable on them at least you know this is my first time riding them
4:00 mind you but i mean what do you want to see david i want to see you do like a slalom course
4:04 yeah i'm super down do we have cones it's time to head inside whoa
4:10 oh man
4:16 i'm good
4:19 hey that was that was a lot better that was a mushy bump mind you
4:23 Ethernet cable no problem power cable
4:27 huh i am not even gonna try that
4:31 is this all we got for cones i mean i guess that's realistically
4:35 that's probably enough right does it really matter i gotta say on a completely smooth floor
4:42 it is a little easier
4:47 oh it's powered you look at this and you go
4:50 you're back here well heck yeah i've been on this how
4:55 long ten minutes my ankles are so sore
4:59 already let's set up this obstacle course if i can pull off three turns through it
5:04 we like time it or something call that pretty good
5:08 okay all right okay google
5:12 start my stopwatch sorry stopwatch is not yet supported
5:17 you suck so much stopwatch is not yet supported
5:23 these are hover shoes sir well they don't really hover they just
5:27 got big rollers are you just balancing on those are you strapped yeah you lean
5:31 back or you lean forward no you're not strapped and you just but
5:34 they're like segway they're made by segway yeah yeah
5:40 did you really say what the fog are those all right you ready here here's your
5:44 timer three seem reasonable
5:47 okay because you know i'm going max speed here right
5:51 max power
6:04 oh no okay that's hard
6:10 oh dang it
6:18 together shoe and time time
6:24 oh shoot one minute 27 on the segway brand
6:29 all right let's try the off brand now
6:33 it's getting away it's running away hey shut up
6:39 okay
6:42 where'd the other mask go some guy drove through here did he like
6:46 clip it and send it flying somewhere where did it go
6:51 it's just gone it's so bizarre
6:56 okay there's something about the same there red battery
6:59 oh boy do they immediately look cheaper
7:03 oh that's some quality plastic right there
7:06 one thing that i kind of appreciate i guess is they've got a ridge on the side
7:10 so your foot can't rotate too much i don't really get this it's just like a
7:14 carrying handle or something that's so you can attach a chain and use it as a
7:17 boat anchor wait wait
7:21 we got a live one here do these ones hover on their own or do
7:24 you have to get on them can't tell the
7:28 indicator leds not very bright
7:36 hey there we go okay it's on now so far functionally they seem very
7:41 similar the brakes work that's a positive
7:44 indicator you know what i do want to test going in that door
7:49 so the other effect of harder wheels or harder tires is that they're
7:53 less forgiving on bumps it's immediately noticeable
7:58 uh i want to try going over the
8:03 how did this get here oh so sweaty
8:08 all right see how this goes
8:13 it seems i mean acceptable i wouldn't recommend it on
8:17 either of them
8:20 all right now worst case scenario it's not a red battery that gets run over at
8:24 least so far the biggest drawback is actually
8:27 one that i didn't really expect and it's hard breaking because it's hard to break
8:31 exactly evenly and then once you get spread
8:34 it's hard to bring it back together you know
8:37 oh
8:41 all right we're going max feed here
8:47 oh shoot
8:54 hit a rock
8:59 cornering on these ones noticeably worse
9:05 gotta get around yeah
9:12 119.7 baby
9:17 these ones definitely corner better
9:20 and absorb little bumps in the road and mishaps
9:24 better these ones frankly i don't even know how much
9:28 either of them cost but these ones are probably cheaper
9:32 but they both cost too much because
9:35 these are really stupid um if the argument is that they're compact
9:40 and when you get to where you're going you can you can throw them in your bag
9:43 and you can carry them around with you oh oh maybe but you're reaching so hard
9:48 because they're really heavy these are better than these but i wouldn't
9:52 recommend either of them i'm sure many of you here have had a bad
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10:47 how about the protective gear okay you know what this helmet treated me
10:52 very well i never crashed in it though so i'm not gonna like endorse it or anything it never actually protected my
10:56 head because i don't fall except when i do um
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