Would You Rather?

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2017-05-06 · 1,478 words · ~7 min read
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0:00 what is this why is there a weird letter on it so's covered on us
0:05 no Hi friend hey welcome to Channel Super Fun we're here today playing
0:10 common decency I know nothing about this game let's do
0:15 it deal four question cards and one answer card to each player then select a
0:20 question card and read the real life conundrum on it to a player that you
0:24 believe will give the answer written on your answer card so one two okay
0:32 oh my God these are horrible some of these are just extremely uncomfortable
0:36 to like ask on the camera even if they're not illegal we have a problem
0:40 some of these things are like not really okay a lot of them are like are actually
0:44 illegal oh Jesus Christ really Cassie Cass we're not in Arkansas do you watch
0:49 someone's homemade porn if you find it when they're not around super illegal
0:54 you learned that uh your herpes could be cured by the tears of a disabled orphan
0:59 you are alone with them do you what kind of card game is this that's what I'm
1:03 talking about what the [ __ ] is this game
1:06 yes I will murder 10 children what the Som for selfdefense
1:12 should we just do would you rather okay we're not going to play
1:17 common decency nope we're going to be playing either either either either it's
1:22 a game where you decide if you would do one thing or another thing okay first
1:27 question would you rather have hair covering your entire body or would you
1:31 rather be completely bald I personally
1:34 would rather be completely bald yeah you would look like a a 12-year-old without
1:38 your facial hair I know but I'd rather that than have hair like literally
1:43 everywhere everywhere like you could save so much money on clothing though I
1:48 vote completely both me too both b i I also vote that way okay okay well did
1:54 did did the internet agree with us apparently 74% of people vote that way
1:57 so okay all right
2:00 wow I'm going to yeah let not no would
2:04 you rather be named after a car or be named after produce I would be rather be
2:09 named after a car cuz like Austin Austin
2:13 Martin but you could also be named ala or Sentra or Celica or fair lady or neon
2:21 if you were like a stripper it would work what are some badass produce names
2:24 though strawberry your name could be zucchini
2:30 quad that would be pretty I mean like you just walk up to people like hey
2:33 what's up I'm zucchini see that could be pretty cool that could be interesting
2:37 I'm zucchini or dragon fruit yeah you could be named dragon fruit it's like so
2:43 badass an insant fruit I would be jacking
2:48 fruit I'm going to click on fruit let's see wow
2:53 81% okay would you rather be a hippie or a Ganga well now okay does Gangsta mean
2:59 like like you're actually have to shoot people on the street or are you like rap
3:03 video Gangster I think it's like your whole just like Persona your style like
3:08 what do you emanate hippie Vibes or
3:11 Gangsta Vibes you know I would I would rather be a gangsta because you know why
3:16 if you're on that one song that's on the radio right now you could have hippie
3:19 [ __ ] sending you pictures as a gangster well we Office phas damn it
3:25 feels good to be a gangsta I would rather be a hippie because I think it
3:28 would be easier I would choose Hipp to be a gangster D
3:33 what about Lil D dude you are a gangster is Lil D
3:37 yeah hello everybody guess who it is
3:40 it's Little D again yep all the Asians
3:43 want to be me the only problem is I'm not even Chinese study so hard forget
3:49 about the taii pause this song so everybody can find
3:53 me I'm going to click on hippie okay hippie oh okay very interesting okay all
3:59 right next live in a penthouse in LA or live in a townhouse in London Penthouse
4:04 London it's like pen house is top floor to really nice top four condo yeah yeah
4:09 I would much rather live in a townhouse in London I hate La unless you could
4:13 live in like a suburb of La like Santa Monica okay so let's click that one 62%
4:19 say la see I was thinking London would be more appealing because of the lower
4:22 risk of earthquakes would you rather drink a gallon of mustard in one sitting
4:26 or use mustard as toothpaste for 3 weeks
4:30 we must tooth oh yeah do toothpast cuz
4:33 you don't need to drink it that's just a little nauseating both of those I gross
4:38 would you rather walk barefoot in a Lego factory or walk Barefoot on burning hot
4:42 coals super clean that would just be walking through
4:46 this probably amazing Factory how is it only 8020 do people not understand would
4:52 you rather lose an ARM and one foot or lose a leg and one hand yeah but like
4:57 what are you going to do with the rest of your ARM you don't have a hand yeah
5:00 exactly I you can put the was that oh
5:04 yeah those crazy like bio whatever 3D
5:07 printed hands are coming I have no opinion on this actually cuz they you're
5:11 losing a hand and a foot either way just C this one
5:16 oh pretty would you rather be hysterically funny or be absolutely
5:21 attractive I'm going to say I would say funny because humor implies intelligence
5:26 I would actually go with attractive cuz I feel like your life just in general be
5:29 much easier but you also might just be a total deaths yeah I would go funny too
5:34 so let see how that goes what would you rather spend Monday to
5:39 Saturday knocking down the wall of China for the rest of your life or never be
5:44 able to leave your bedroom I would not want to knock down the wall of China cuz
5:48 that would be removing like a world Wonder yeah one is working and otherwise
5:54 just sleep at home I would sleep at home so you can never leave your room leave
5:58 your bedroom that's fine 56% of people say they would stay in their bedroom
6:02 forever VR is coming who the hell are the Winchester
6:08 brothers would you okay would you rather only wear revealing hot pink clothes or
6:14 always have to wear socks and
6:20 sandals socks and
6:26 sandals I'd rather always wear socks and sandals it it specifies revealing yeah I
6:33 work for lius Media Group the answer is 53% understand
6:38 let's I think all of us would choose Pokemon train I would absolutely that
6:42 was actually kind of funny oh like Jim Carrey and Liar Liar yeah we're not
6:46 doing that one I think it like ran out of good question no
6:53 no no would you rather be naked all the
6:57 time or never leave your host or apartment
7:03 both well does that imply like you wouldn't get like arrested for just
7:07 going around I think it has to right like you you have to just be like that
7:11 one dude that for some reason gets away maybe you just have to like sneak
7:15 through the Shadows all the time yeah exactly so if I naked all the time I
7:19 would be naked all the time if if I could get into like awesome
7:23 shape then I would you want to be attractive and naked all the time I'm
7:28 self-conscious man come on it doesn't it doesn't say that though 60% 60% 40% of
7:33 people are not even okay with being naked at home cuz you could be naked and
7:37 under a blanket like it's not like you have to like completely be uncovered all
7:42 the time well then you're actually naked are you wearing the blanket well I mean
7:46 I go to sleep naked completely
7:50 naked and on that is comfortable thanks
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8:05 see you next time I work 5 fet away from you and now I know this about you would
8:09 you rather work 5T away from me or 500t away were you naked when we were in
8:14 Boston no oh God I was wearing boxers oh
8:18 cool oh
8:22 cool