Weirdest Stuff You Bought on Amazon

Linus Tech Tips ·Linus Tech Tips ·2017-05-06 · 1,260 words · ~6 min read
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0:00 you guys asked for this in my community's choice PC video and here it
0:06 is but I took things to a whole new
0:10 level and actually ordered 10 of the top
0:15 non-tech gems I found in my 7,000 line
0:18 Excel sheet some are wicked awesome some
0:22 ended up being kind of lame but what they all have in common is that they
0:26 were ordered through the Amazon links under our videos by someone in our
0:31 community so here we
0:43 go cooler Masters master case maker 5
0:46 features their free form modular system allowing you to customize adjust and
0:51 upgrade make it yours at the link in the video
0:55 description let's start with the one that most of you are probably wondering
0:59 about right off the bat what book is he
1:02 reading it's William Shakespeare's the Empire striketh back a $10 retelling of
1:09 the Epic tale of the rebellion's darkest times in a Amic pentameter too bad it
1:15 ended up getting pretty old within a few pages uh not really recommended unless
1:20 you're mostly interested in it as a shelf dressing piece that tells everyone
1:24 who sets foot in your bathroom what a literary nerd and Star Wars fan you are
1:30 all at the same time our next item looks to be an absolutely killer value for
1:36 anyone who wants to have an extremely clean butthole this holiday season I
1:41 mean sure the asor CB 1000 bedet doesn't
1:45 turn your toilet into one of those heated seat padded autof flushing
1:50 Thrones that are all over the place in Japan but it also costs a small fraction
1:55 as much at a mere 25 bucks requires no
1:59 power and installs in about half an hour
2:02 Presto clean butth holes for all LMG
2:05 staff thanks Amazon Shopper the next one is I don't know
2:11 there's really not much to it it's a bag of 50 microfiber cloths inside the bag
2:16 you'll find 50 80% polyester 20%
2:20 polyamide microfiber cloths which are useful for everything from cleaning your
2:26 glasses to cleaning Windows to cleaning
2:29 side PID so they're pretty much for cleaning stuff but they're only 20 bucks
2:34 killer item number 14 is another only
2:38 interesting because it's well priced item these MTM ammo cans are less than
2:43 13 bucks hold 30 lb worth of gear with a
2:46 double latch and a loop for a padlock and are great for storing stuff in the
2:51 back of the truck or trailer because while they're not waterproof they do
2:54 have rubber seals making them fairly water
2:58 resistant moving on I will finally acknowledge the item you guys are
3:02 actually waiting for here the Cold Steel cutless machete these guys make machetes
3:08 in all kinds of cool shapes with 1055
3:11 carbon steel anti- rust coated blades solid handles and reasonable prices this
3:16 one is 25 bucks if you want to look and feel like a badass next time you're
3:21 clearing brambles on your uncle's property or Whatever item number six is
3:25 a really cool collaborative tool ever wanted to put a whiteboard up and then
3:30 gone to buy one and realized holy crap those things are
3:34 expensive this sticker is 13 bucks and it can be cut down to fit anywhere you
3:39 want peeled and stuck the one that we bought is about aot and 1/2 by 6 and 1/2
3:45 but they're available in a bunch of different sizes and it came with a dry
3:49 erase marker to boot not a very good one but hey it's 13 bucks more bathroom
3:54 stuff next up is The Squatty Potty I'd
3:57 heard of this one before but never gotten around to actually buying one the
4:01 theory is pretty simple sitting is a relatively unnatural position for Waste
4:06 elimination and elevating your feet helps to achieve a more aligned colon
4:11 and a less strained pooping experience
4:14 squatty potty's claims haven't been exhaustively scientifically tested but
4:19 enough studies exist of varying levels of formality to suggest that at 25 bucks
4:24 It's Not a Bad Bet leading us to another bathroom item but nothing to do with
4:29 with pooping this time this thing is amazing and fortunately arrives in very
4:36 nondescript packaging the back blade is
4:39 a wide mouth shaving razor designed with
4:42 this special comb assembly specifically for back shaving it's cheaper than
4:47 waxing less painful and hair growing back thicker from being cut is a myth
4:53 that stems from the blunt tops of shaven hairs appearing more coarse than the
4:57 fine tips of newly sprouted hairs only
5:01 two items left to go is he going to talk about the wicked armor thing no another
5:06 book this one is again not one that I
5:10 would buy for practical purposes but a great gag gift for the kids of some
5:15 young parents that you know pretty well
5:18 do you want to play with my balls is full of sexual innuendo in an otherwise
5:24 mostly innocent shell that is sure to
5:27 raise an eyebrow at your next get together together at 15 bucks it's a
5:32 pretty expensive 30 seconds of enjoyment but I've had worse leading us to by far
5:38 the coolest item that showed up on my Amazon report this medieval style mail
5:44 shirt and koif set that costs a mere $80
5:48 with free shipping the reviews on Amazon are quick to point out that if you get
5:53 pretty physical in your laring it's likely to end up damaged at some point
5:58 but for costume use it's more than suitable and costs a fraction of what
6:03 you'd normally pay for this kind of Kit
6:06 highly recommended as long as you fall within the recommended sizes and you
6:10 don't mind wearing a shirt that weighs about 21
6:15 lb if you're not a member of Dollar Shave Club yet join today and you will
6:20 get your first month of razors for free
6:24 yes my friends Dollar Shave Club delivers amazing razors directly to your
6:28 door and they've got other bathroom supplies as well their Dr Carver shave
6:33 butter their one wipe Charlie's peppermint scented butt wipes for men
6:37 and their After Shave why spend a whole
6:41 whack ton of money on driving to the
6:44 store which by the way costs gas and time finding someone to get the razors
6:49 out of the secure lockdown that they're in taking them to the count I mean
6:53 there's ridiculous you might as well have the razors delivered to your door
6:56 so you can look like you leave the house without having to leave the house it's
7:01 available in the US Canada and Australia so head over to
7:06 dollarshaveclub.com and give them a try for
7:09 free so thanks for watching guys if you dislike this video what the heck is
7:14 wrong with you but if you like this video hit that like button get
7:17 subscribed maybe even consider checking out the links to where to buy the stuff
7:21 we featured on Amazon and heck use our
7:24 links for everything cuz you might get your cool purchases in a future episode
7:29 just like this one leave a comment subscribe I think I already said that
7:32 join our community Forum um oh our merch store where you can buy cool shirts like
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