Jello Puke Challenge

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2016-05-06 · 993 words · ~4 min read
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0:10 hey welcome back it's me again Chef Nikki V we're going to be showing you how to make a classic American dish you
0:15 know it's not called j e l oh my God is great for nothing all right so our Pals
0:21 upstairs are going to be eating this today they lost a bed documenting this
0:24 for posterity Nick light here figures we
0:27 will sell 2,000 of these during our Teespring campaign I say we won't if we
0:33 sell over 2,000 I will eat a ginormous
0:37 bowl of Jello-O until I throw up the world's happiest vomit uh let's get
0:41 started you know I like to keep a clean kitchen in here get the water we pour it
0:45 into this big old lasagna Bowl oh my goodness look at that now what do we got
0:50 we got the lemon potty now you want to take this rip it open all right Brandon
0:55 I'm going to get you on the stir right now right now you sue Chef now the
0:59 orange sugarfree all right for your sucrose head none of that Sugar up in
1:03 your blood system now I didn't actually really measure this water so there a
1:08 good chance this might be a little bit God damn we're going to hit it up
1:13 with a little bit of cold water now shock the system we got to walk this
1:16 thing all the way around here with all the in the way and hopefully not get
1:20 anything
1:24 orange we're going to let that chill and then we're going to make them eat this
1:27 Jello till they throw up thanks for watching
1:30 all right come on into my restaurant uh got a nice place for you to sit enjoy
1:35 your meals there is nowhere to sit there's actually we got a couple custom
1:39 boxes made up for you I bought these boxes they're not custom this has
1:43 someone else's name on it that's my homie Matthews don't worry about him
1:46 he's not with us no more hold on a second first let's talk who won the bet
1:51 I said no I I will only accept your bet for 2,000 which by the way we did not
1:56 reach that's true however as a gracious competitor I have agreed to eat the
2:02 jello and prove that I'm not only better at predicting t-shirt sales but better
2:06 at eating jello so do we have to eat these first the hard dries yes you do
2:10 okay okay we brought you a nice garbage in case you got a check there you go did
2:16 you wash this stuff before you made Yello in it oh yeah
2:19 mostly Ready set
2:27 go it's cold down my throat I mean is
2:30 there even any point to chewing it yeah that's right
2:44 bro how do you feel I can't even swell cuz I'm
2:50 laughing is two down
2:54 wow how many packs is this I think it was about 20 it's all sugar-free except
2:59 for one pack which is the yellow one that's dessert my stomach's not feeling
3:04 very good I think chewing actually does help I can eat all this I was kind of
3:09 thinking I could this is really thick look how thick this is I thought it was
3:13 like pretty
3:20 thin over here excuse me waiter I
3:24 believe the customer sitting at the same table as me has a
3:28 problem
3:31 in this one e there's a hard thing there's like
3:36 a skin on the bottom I'm never going to be able to
3:39 look at Jello again feel like you're about to
3:43 cry I have to go for dinner after this
3:47 me too nope NOP I still got
3:58 this
4:09 whenever you start laughing I can't do it the yellow one's not even
4:13 melted that's your dessert you're
4:16 disgusting DPP it's dripping oh
4:20 no no I want to see some money shots here
4:25 I'm pretty sure that's not usually how the money shot works I feel awful I feel
4:30 like I would rather throw up than keep eating
4:38 this that's the point of finding anything funny anymore I'm in extreme
4:42 discomfort right now if you throw up don't throw up in the jell cuz I kind of
4:45 want to eat some of that after even mix it properly look all the
4:49 crystals are here Nikki V was closed down in 3 days I
4:54 should have thrown up ages ago look how much Jello I I don't know how you
4:58 haven't thrown up yet
5:10 come
5:16 on did he throw
5:20 up the shot I got out of that is incredible I can't throw this stuff up
5:25 isn't jell made for ground horse bones that's Jal 10 which is aent
5:32 jell thanks Professor fact ass you're so
5:42 close I have to swallow extremely slowly right
5:47 now throw up did did he or did he not he
5:52 didn't he didn't I know
5:57 I you reget this
6:02 I'll regret it if I don't win I really hope you're like not going
6:07 to a
6:16 nice two little pieces I'm pretty sure those were in my
6:23 mouth I'm calling that done yeah yeah
6:26 that's done
6:30 Su Jello Hand high
6:37 five you cannot throw up from eating
6:42 jello I would really like to right
6:45 now thank you for watching this episode of Channel super
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7:01 goodbye I don't even want to digest that no it's like it's it's taut like I'm not
7:07 flexed at all it's just oh my God it's full of jello