CYBERTRUCK

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2020-05-05 · 1,288 words · ~6 min read
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0:00 look i know what you guys are thinking tech news is easy it just grows on trees
0:05 but you're wrong
0:09 it grows in the ground and you've really got to yank on it sometimes that's tech
0:13 news right after his spacex starship blew its top during a pressure test
0:18 which is apparently not a huge setback elon musk took to the internet to get
0:23 even more flack for the ridiculous
0:26 design of the new tesla cyber truck welcome to the cybertruck
0:31 unveil i mean look at that thing it's like a
0:35 de-aging snapchat filter but for polygons it looks like it was designed
0:39 when tesla had to take your kids to work day it looks like what happens when you
0:43 try to wedge a truck into a parking spot it's what a truck looks like before you
0:47 downloaded the right driver being as ugly as it is i'm not surprised that it
0:51 doesn't come with any mirrors it's like a delorean and an x-wing had a baby wait
0:54 is this the halo warthog with the low-spec gamer treatment all right guys
0:58 we're running out of good angles here anywho it starts at 39 000 us dollars
1:03 but there's also a 70 000 model with 14
1:07 000 pounds of towing capacity and that'll do zero to 60 and under 2.9
1:11 seconds oh right and there's also an atv
1:15 that can be charged in the bed of the truck the panels are made from the same
1:19 stainless steel alloy that's used in the starship rocket and they are bulletproof
1:25 the glass was also supposed to be incredibly resilient but for some reason
1:30 musk felt the need to demo this on stage when the truck clearly wasn't ready yet
1:35 i don't know i i'd still consider getting one as long as it's Windows stop
1:39 crashing after teasing it earlier this year valve
1:44 delivered the official trailer for half-life alex yesterday and i'd be
1:49 lying if i said it didn't give me the tingles
1:52 the game is a prequel set between the events of half-life 1 and 2 but fans are
1:57 combing through the trailer and are starting to be hopeful that it could
2:01 bleed directly into the post episode 2 story valve is apparently interested in
2:07 pushing forward with the franchise but temper your expectations harden your
2:13 hearts we're all just going to get hurt again aren't we a nice bonus bit of news
2:18 that came along with the game's trailer is that all owners of the valve index
2:22 that's me and even those who only bought index controllers will get the game for
2:26 free along with some other in-game goodies i mean i don't think any of them
2:29 are sufficient consolation for 12 years of waiting but that's okay
2:33 this is a happy day and NVIDIA launched the gtx 1650 super today with very
2:39 little fanfare we forgot about it we never even got one they sent some
2:42 reviewers the card but they did not provide drivers for testing it um some
2:46 outlets like tech powerup and hardware unboxed we're able to modify the
2:50 publicly available NVIDIA drivers to add support for the card but the initial
2:54 consensus seems to be that the new 159
2:57 graphics processor is well it's actually pretty great value at its price point so
3:01 it's really unclear why NVIDIA apparently wanted to avoid any reviews
3:05 coming out on launch day maybe they were just bashful maybe they were afraid of
3:09 competition from stadia
3:13 in other budget GPU news german publication heist
3:17 has put up a review of the Radeon rx 5500 showing it beating the vanilla gtx
3:22 1650 so that might be a decent lower powered option whenever the cards
3:26 actually make it to the market and hopefully they even come with drivers
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4:09 you waiting to jump in with that we're getting back to the hippity hops
4:12 stadia has had a heck of a launch week and the latest snafu is chromecast
4:18 everywhere are overheating players are reporting cut connections after playing
4:22 stadia for only three to four hours on their tvs i mean who knows maybe this is
4:27 a nintendo style reminder for players to take a break and go outside in other
4:33 news amazon is gearing up to launch a cloud gaming competitor in 2020 so
4:39 that's great we should have lots of options for crappy laggy gaming
4:43 experiences very soon ladies and gentlemen yet actually no
4:48 i'm sure it's like fine-ish as long as it's fine except when it's not yesterday
4:52 the us government granted microsoft a license to sell products to huawei again
4:56 so it looked like the ice in the trade war was starting to thaw but then the
5:02 fcc voted to block u.s companies from buying huawei equipment so we're back to
5:07 we're back to frosty sorry huawei everyone on the playground just says
5:11 you're a little tattletail so they don't want to play
5:14 with you renders of the galaxy s11 have been leaked showing an iphone 11 and
5:19 pixel 4 style square camera bump on the back along with a hole punch selfie
5:24 camera that has now been moved to the center i guess right now it's uh in the
5:29 phone world it's kind of hit to be square
5:33 yeah google assistant can now purchase movie tickets for users on the web for more
5:38 than 70 sources including fandango movietickets.com amc and more the
5:43 technology is basically like autofill on steroids there's a couple of points
5:47 where the assistant needs your input but for the rest it'll do it itself
5:53 it's beautiful isn't it i remember when it was just a little
5:56 google now now look at it
5:59 tying shoelaces and collecting vast amounts of personal data all by itself
6:04 that's adorable and there's still no reminders for google suite users yeah
6:09 got an email update about that no hca and the streamlined quick unfolding
6:13 investigation drone or squid is a football-sized drone developed by
6:17 caltech and nasa jpl that can be
6:20 launched out of a tube deploy rotors and then
6:24 speed off to its destination we are actually shooting drones out of cannons
6:27 now begun the drone wars have you got to try it
6:31 be done the drone wars have i got like kind of a kermit the frog
6:36 well that's it we're plumb out of tech news today folks but we should have a fresh harvest come monday so i'll be uh
6:42 right back at you then covered in sweat and dirt and tech
6:46 tech news
6:49 they don't grow in the ground idiot whoa that escalated quickly