{"video_id":"yJP4HkzvLmA","title":"Automated Motivation Sphere Dispenser - AKA \"Gumball Machine\"","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2015-05-07T14:58:16Z","duration_s":386,"segments":[{"start_s":0.94,"end_s":8.82,"text":"so what could be inside that dirty horrible car right there","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.66,"end_s":12.879,"text":"candy perhaps let's find out shall we","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.82,"end_s":16.36,"text":"yes but not just any candy this my","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.879,"end_s":18.76,"text":"friends is the automated motivation","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.36,"end_s":22.09,"text":"sphere dispenser so I'm going to show you guys how it works and we're gonna","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.08,"end_s":27.06,"text":"try it out on some unsuspecting employees find out if it motivates 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so","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":318.76,"end_s":328.21,"text":"I'll hang a fork why why do I need this","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":325.21,"end_s":332.11,"text":"much gum I don't understand","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":328.21,"end_s":333.88,"text":"that's consistent we just spent seven so","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":332.11,"end_s":337.0,"text":"there you have it friends I don't remember what it's called anymore cuz I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":335.32,"end_s":344.52,"text":"don't have the box that longer but this is my this is my answer to valves candy","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":342.28,"end_s":350.05,"text":"room except that it's probably just gonna go","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":346.48,"end_s":352.0,"text":"back to his house actually ever see us","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":350.05,"end_s":359.85,"text":"so working at Linus Media Group is officially just as good as working at","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.86,"end_s":365.62,"text":"valve nice","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":365.62,"end_s":375.35,"text":"it's so hard my motivation level is not","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":371.36,"end_s":377.09,"text":"very high thanks for watching this video","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":375.35,"end_s":382.75,"text":"on Channel Super Fun like it if you liked it dislike it if you didn't and as","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":379.67,"end_s":382.75,"text":"always don't forget to subscribe","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":383.56,"end_s":386.8,"text":"motivations view","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"so what could be inside that dirty horrible car right there candy perhaps let's find out shall we yes but not just any candy this my friends is the automated motivation sphere dispenser so I'm going to show you guys how it works and we're gonna try it out on some unsuspecting employees find out if it motivates them but first a back seat of the car unboxing if you know what I mean so with the packaging delicately removed not the dirtiest thing that ever happened in the back of this Kyle tell you guys that much we can get a closer look at the unit itself so here we have the rationing dial for when adblock users grow in number we can turn that down to from two to one and then off as we run out of resources and then here we've got the illuminated distribution port this helps us save electricity because we can feed the employees in the dark as well as in the light and then ah yes this is really interesting so also located here is the zero contact release mechanism prevents the spread of disease amongst the herd we had to get rid of an entire flock of employees one time because of a bad case of hoof and mouth disease so it's good that none of them will be touching this and then finally we've got the reservoir for the automated motivation sphere dispensed dispenser and then the lid to keep them from cheating the system and just going straight for the good stuff without the rationing dial down here and finally the color just motivation spheres which we're going to fill it up with and then we're gonna try this baby out oh there it is completely assembled hello how motivated would you say you feel right now I am now very motivated the answer I was looking for I don't expect to get hit by something the actual size you can see relative to him okay horrible I'll take that as not motivated okay okay here just hold this okay I'll return okay I have no idea but I think he's coming back with a wooden catapult cuz I've seen that oh okay so first we'll try a low ration try it how motivated do you feel now at least three percent more motivated let's try higher ration that took a while but still definitely 7% more motivated so in total I know 10% more motivated than I used to be let's try the others but crikey I think he's about to put the motivation sphere dispense burn in the middle of the working environment no motivation Buffalo seems to be precedent are you recording time everyone try a different employee seven well even if it had you just do it again and it would give you more it should really just Spence just one of the time is there a setting setting previously can you describe your motivation level right now motivation level well I have a gum in my mouth so I'll hang a fork why why do I need this much gum I don't understand that's consistent we just spent seven so there you have it friends I don't remember what it's called anymore cuz I don't have the box that longer but this is my this is my answer to valves candy room except that it's probably just gonna go back to his house actually ever see us so working at Linus Media Group is officially just as good as working at valve nice it's so hard my motivation level is not very high thanks for watching this video on Channel Super Fun like it if you liked it dislike it if you didn't and as 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