WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.380 It's not it, it's not it, it's not it. Okay, chill. 00:00:03.380 --> 00:00:06.620 Oh my God. I'm 100% ending up with a bull cut. 00:00:06.620 --> 00:00:10.380 I have one day to turn Linus from a fashion filler 00:00:10.380 --> 00:00:13.740 to a real fashion YouTuber. I'm now at Crash Hair Co, 00:00:13.740 --> 00:00:18.060 and we have Tisha, our instructor today. She has five years experience, 00:00:18.060 --> 00:00:21.700 and she was trained under one of the best hairdresser in Canada. 00:00:21.700 --> 00:00:25.480 This is the person. This is what he looked like before. 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:28.120 And this is what he looks like right now. 00:00:29.120 --> 00:00:32.240 Yeah. His hair looks nice. This is nice. 00:00:32.240 --> 00:00:35.440 This hair, we need to change it. This is not, this is not good enough. 00:00:35.440 --> 00:00:40.120 But before we make any decision, I need to go ask his wife. 00:00:40.120 --> 00:00:43.160 Here I am in Linus's house again. Hey Dennis. 00:00:43.160 --> 00:00:46.840 It's been a long time Linus getting a haircut, right? Oh yeah, it's long overdue. 00:00:46.840 --> 00:00:50.600 I'm going to learn by professional hairdresser. 00:00:50.600 --> 00:00:54.440 Your hair is- Yeah, I am going to cut his hair. Oh. 00:00:54.440 --> 00:00:58.280 They are really good. So you need to trust me. I didn't say they're really good. 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:03.400 They are really good. I learned about you. Anyways, I picked a couple of hairstyles. 00:01:03.400 --> 00:01:07.200 Here's the menu. You picked these hairstyles? 00:01:10.400 --> 00:01:14.240 What do you think? I fully believe in your ability to give Linus this haircut, 00:01:14.240 --> 00:01:18.120 but that's horrible. Sorry Brad Pitt. Oh, the worst scenario, 00:01:18.120 --> 00:01:21.760 Linus can turn into this. Oh my gosh. Please don't. 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:25.240 I have to live with this. What is duck tail? That's like ass head. 00:01:25.240 --> 00:01:30.880 But no, I don't like any of these. Do you think you can do something like that? Oh my, Yvonne, this is really difficult. 00:01:30.880 --> 00:01:34.000 This one, this one, this one looks pretty. The beard is just like a trim. 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:37.960 Like trim it, trim it clean. But I don't know if you can do this. 00:01:37.960 --> 00:01:42.040 Well, I'm going to learn from a professional. Let's go. 00:01:42.040 --> 00:01:46.080 So this is what the wife's want. It won't be hard because on the sides, 00:01:46.080 --> 00:01:50.000 I can show you how to use a clipper. It's just when we get to the top part where it's going to be a little bit challenging. 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:52.120 This is what I imagine he would look like. 00:01:53.400 --> 00:01:58.180 Yes. How many years do you have to go to school for this? There are some barbering courses 00:01:58.180 --> 00:02:01.820 that are just a couple of weeks. Couple of weeks. We only have a couple of hours. 00:02:01.820 --> 00:02:05.340 Yeah, I know. If this guy's been living his hair like this, 00:02:05.340 --> 00:02:09.740 what can be worse, right? Oh my, how do you put your scissors like that? 00:02:09.740 --> 00:02:12.740 You're going to just let them fall. 00:02:12.740 --> 00:02:17.740 It would be better if this is lower towards your chest. 00:02:18.100 --> 00:02:18.940 Okay. 00:02:21.740 --> 00:02:25.260 You can just see. Ah! This is like the comb. 00:02:25.260 --> 00:02:28.620 One demerit. Don't turn your hand. 00:02:30.100 --> 00:02:33.300 I think this side is beautiful. Yes, this is great. 00:02:33.300 --> 00:02:34.140 Careful. 00:02:38.300 --> 00:02:43.260 Is that fixable? No. Yeah, with time as it grows back. 00:02:43.260 --> 00:02:47.020 After a couple of hours, I've turned Jesus into some handsome man. 00:02:48.180 --> 00:02:52.340 So you remember everything? How much do you rate this one? 00:02:52.340 --> 00:02:55.700 For the first time ever, it's like seven. That's pretty good. 00:02:55.700 --> 00:03:00.060 This is seven. This is pretty good. I guess we don't have too much time. 00:03:00.060 --> 00:03:04.100 Let's go back to the office. I got a really bad feeling about this. 00:03:04.100 --> 00:03:07.860 Welcome to my barber shop. Why did I agree to this? Look at your hair. 00:03:07.860 --> 00:03:11.300 Did you shower this morning? Last night. It's clean. 00:03:11.300 --> 00:03:14.340 This is the final product. This is the haircut that I'm getting. 00:03:14.340 --> 00:03:17.900 Oh my God. Dennis, how'd you manage to screw this up? 00:03:17.900 --> 00:03:22.220 The center of the haircut is here. Oh my God, Dennis. 00:03:22.220 --> 00:03:25.780 This is still lopsided too. I never had a beard. 00:03:25.780 --> 00:03:28.980 So that was my first try ever in my life. Yeah, but do you have eyes? 00:03:29.980 --> 00:03:34.500 I have something to tell you. If you don't achieve at least a seven out of 10, 00:03:34.500 --> 00:03:35.980 I get to cut your hair too. 00:03:37.500 --> 00:03:42.780 And Yvonne will rate it. But you didn't get any training. 00:03:42.780 --> 00:03:46.900 Well, then I guess you better make sure you use your training. Fine, I think I'm confident. 00:03:46.900 --> 00:03:51.020 My hairdresser should rate it seven out of 10. Okay, I'll accept your challenge. 00:03:51.020 --> 00:03:55.300 I'm gonna start thinking about what I'm gonna do when he does not manage a seven out of 10 here. 00:03:55.300 --> 00:03:58.380 This is probably the longest my hair has ever been, but the good news is that means you have 00:03:58.380 --> 00:04:03.020 lots of room to make mistakes. The thing is, you only have two ears. 00:04:03.020 --> 00:04:07.460 I might cut one of them out. As soon as you cut something, I immediately get to cut your hair. 00:04:09.100 --> 00:04:12.500 You can just change that now. 00:04:12.500 --> 00:04:16.220 Well, don't cut a skin. Yeah, you're not supposed to cut me. 00:04:16.220 --> 00:04:20.100 Look, the stakes are way higher for me, Dennis. I'm a public figure here. 00:04:20.100 --> 00:04:23.580 I have to have this for like six weeks. But you don't care your look. 00:04:23.580 --> 00:04:24.420 I care my look. 00:04:27.140 --> 00:04:30.820 Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, the small hole. 00:04:30.820 --> 00:04:35.980 Let me do it. Let me go to the big hole. What kind of barber doesn't have ARM holes in there? 00:04:35.980 --> 00:04:39.420 Okay, Linus, this is my career change. Can you make any of these really nervous? 00:04:39.420 --> 00:04:44.180 Okay. Shh, just, I think this is what we'd do first, right? 00:04:44.180 --> 00:04:49.260 Remember? I'm not gonna help you at all. David wants to see you get, can you stop spraying me? 00:04:49.300 --> 00:04:52.900 This thing keeps going. This thing keeps, it actually keeps going. 00:04:52.900 --> 00:04:56.500 Look at this hair. How do you wiggle? Owling. Don't ow. 00:04:56.500 --> 00:05:00.580 What do you mean don't ow? You hurt me. Ow. It's not it, it's not it, it's not it. 00:05:00.580 --> 00:05:03.900 Okay, chill. Are you just like cutting now? Is that? 00:05:03.900 --> 00:05:09.220 No, no, just section. I need to like section the hair. Nobody has ever sectioned my hair before. 00:05:09.220 --> 00:05:12.220 We should start a timer. Oh no, we have a timer. 00:05:13.500 --> 00:05:17.100 Can you stop spraying my face? Because nothing can't go in. 00:05:17.100 --> 00:05:20.860 Oh my God. I'm really uncomfortable. 00:05:20.860 --> 00:05:24.100 This feels nothing like any other haircut I've ever had. 00:05:24.100 --> 00:05:28.140 And I go where there's like $9 haircuts. Can you come over here for a second? 00:05:28.140 --> 00:05:31.580 Can you take a picture and show me what he did to this side? Yeah, that's nothing. 00:05:31.580 --> 00:05:36.020 What even were you doing over there? See? Yeah, you haven't done anything. 00:05:36.020 --> 00:05:41.140 Dennis, you're never gonna finish this. You know what, I'm gonna go ahead. 00:05:43.260 --> 00:05:48.180 Oh my God, Dennis. You realize how risky this move is, right? 00:05:48.180 --> 00:05:52.180 What's the clipper size you're doing, Dennis? The biggest one. The biggest one? 00:05:52.180 --> 00:05:54.980 Dennis, you know I have to wear this in videos, right? 00:05:56.540 --> 00:05:58.700 I'm sure glad I paid for all that training. 00:06:00.260 --> 00:06:04.020 49 and a half minutes. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Ow, Dennis. 00:06:04.020 --> 00:06:07.100 Don't, ow. What do you mean, don't, ow. 00:06:07.100 --> 00:06:09.660 If it hurts, I'm gonna say ow. 00:06:10.780 --> 00:06:16.260 What do you mean, ooh. So a little early in the process for touch-ups, Dennis. 00:06:16.260 --> 00:06:20.140 Because you're not cutting anything off. You're still doing touch-ups, Dennis. 00:06:20.140 --> 00:06:24.660 I think no, ow. That comb is sharp. 00:06:24.660 --> 00:06:28.820 Yeah, you put it on your skin. Yeah, it hurts, doesn't it? 00:06:28.820 --> 00:06:33.900 Yeah. Oh my God, he's just going. He took the guard off the clippers. 00:06:33.900 --> 00:06:36.900 Not yet, not yet. What the hell, Dennis? We're going to six. 00:06:36.900 --> 00:06:39.940 You're just doing the same thing- Because it's called fade. 00:06:39.940 --> 00:06:43.300 You wanna do fade. You guys know fade, right? I need to fade. 00:06:43.300 --> 00:06:47.540 You know, going into this, my mentality was, it can't possibly be worse. 00:06:47.540 --> 00:06:52.140 I feel like that may have been a miscalculation. No, actually it's really kind of nice. 00:06:52.140 --> 00:06:55.780 Let's go, one number to like one, two, four. 00:06:55.780 --> 00:07:01.100 No, I'm not playing this game. David, I'm 100% ending up with a bull cut. 00:07:02.860 --> 00:07:04.980 Oh God, I think I remember this. 00:07:06.740 --> 00:07:09.940 Things you never wanna hear your hairdresser say. 00:07:09.940 --> 00:07:13.180 What are you doing now? Fixing the holes. 00:07:13.180 --> 00:07:18.700 Fixing the holes. You know, you don't fix a hole by continuing to dig. 00:07:19.700 --> 00:07:23.460 You don't stand to shit, Dennis. Shit. Oh God. 00:07:23.460 --> 00:07:27.220 Shit. Yeah, sorry. But like- 00:07:27.220 --> 00:07:30.740 42 minutes left. Oh, it's nice. Come here, look. 00:07:30.740 --> 00:07:34.780 If you look far, you'll be like, oh my gosh, you got a really refreshing haircut. 00:07:34.780 --> 00:07:38.940 What did you get it? And you say Dennis. From this distance, it looks great. 00:07:38.940 --> 00:07:43.140 Dennis, if you're out. Okay. Oh God. 00:07:43.140 --> 00:07:46.620 Okay, I'm gonna cut at the top. Okay. Hmm. 00:07:46.620 --> 00:07:51.540 Sorry, I'm just gonna. Okay, I'm gonna do the most important cut. 00:07:51.540 --> 00:07:56.820 That's your, the front. Just hit me in the eye with the scissors, Dennis. 00:07:56.820 --> 00:08:02.340 It's just here. Yeah. It doesn't hurt. Well, in your eye, anything hurts. 00:08:03.540 --> 00:08:08.180 That's it. Just nose, just nose. Okay. It's a grand nose. 00:08:08.180 --> 00:08:10.020 What's this scissor flip you're doing? 00:08:11.940 --> 00:08:15.940 Beautiful. Okay. You know that within your 35 minutes, 00:08:15.940 --> 00:08:19.380 you also have the beard, right? That's a priority. 00:08:19.380 --> 00:08:23.860 God, no, just this way. I don't know what should I do. He has cut basically nothing off the top so far 00:08:23.860 --> 00:08:27.140 and beard 25 minutes in. Are you thinning right now? 00:08:27.140 --> 00:08:31.620 Yeah. Now? What do you mean now? It's the, and they almost the end. 00:08:31.620 --> 00:08:36.020 Is this the end? What? What do you, what, what, what? 00:08:36.020 --> 00:08:39.540 What, what? Almost the end of what? 00:08:39.540 --> 00:08:43.180 Did you tell Yvonne about this so she can just give me a lower? No, she doesn't know. 00:08:43.180 --> 00:08:45.260 Only David and I knew before this. 00:08:46.260 --> 00:08:49.620 The worst part is that he's spending all his time at the back 00:08:49.620 --> 00:08:54.020 and what matters most for the videos is the fun. But Linus, you're fun. 00:08:54.020 --> 00:08:55.340 It's already a failure. 00:08:58.660 --> 00:09:02.980 30 minutes. Oh my God. Okay. Wow, the speed now. 00:09:02.980 --> 00:09:06.940 You're still cutting the same thing you cut when you did the first cut. 00:09:06.940 --> 00:09:10.540 I'm gonna fix that. Oh God, your beard. Okay. 00:09:11.540 --> 00:09:16.060 I can tell you, you're not getting a good score if you completely remove my beard. 00:09:16.060 --> 00:09:19.420 Holy crap, what are you doing? Oh no. 00:09:20.740 --> 00:09:23.740 Oh, it's due makeup. I feel your hair just kind of weird. 00:09:23.740 --> 00:09:27.860 Like, why is this curly sometimes? Don't say ouch. 00:09:27.860 --> 00:09:32.580 I feel your hair is just weird. There's a lot of blaming me going on. 00:09:32.580 --> 00:09:37.740 When I'm sitting in this chair, powerless. This is the most chaotic haircut ever. 00:09:37.740 --> 00:09:42.780 He starts at the back. He goes to the front. He goes back to the back. 00:09:42.780 --> 00:09:46.780 He barely removes anything from the beard. Now he's back at the front. 00:09:46.780 --> 00:09:52.180 Remember this one? This is the hardest one. Actually, you cannot really, 00:09:52.180 --> 00:09:54.860 let's shut up. I'm going in. 00:09:56.660 --> 00:10:00.580 You're at such an angle. Yes, you need an angle. So what she told me? 00:10:02.380 --> 00:10:03.220 Quiet. 00:10:05.700 --> 00:10:10.020 You're not. Just close your mouth. 00:10:11.020 --> 00:10:13.020 Okay, I'm not going to look at your eyes. 00:10:16.940 --> 00:10:20.660 I can't do it. I can't do it. That's not my fault. You can't do it. 00:10:20.660 --> 00:10:22.340 Okay, one more time. Last try. 00:10:31.420 --> 00:10:36.020 You know what? I'm going to do something else. Are you sweating through your shirt? 00:10:36.100 --> 00:10:37.020 You're wet. 00:10:40.180 --> 00:10:43.220 19 minutes. 19 minutes. You don't even need it. 00:10:43.220 --> 00:10:46.420 Dennis, you're done. I think I'm almost done. You think you're done? 00:10:46.420 --> 00:10:50.460 Let's get it. Yeah, I don't think they're going to want any association with this. 00:10:50.460 --> 00:10:52.620 Do you want some bull toner for your face? 00:10:54.300 --> 00:10:57.900 You're seriously putting in product. Okay, so you're committed now. 00:10:57.900 --> 00:11:01.580 Yeah. Wow, thanks for coming to my salon. 00:11:01.580 --> 00:11:06.820 That looks nice. This is so unkind and safe. 00:11:06.820 --> 00:11:09.220 Three, two, one. 00:11:11.700 --> 00:11:16.300 What? What is this? Oh my God. 00:11:16.300 --> 00:11:21.740 There's like an undercut here. And then there's like whatever this is going on here. 00:11:21.740 --> 00:11:25.540 Dude, you were so confident that I was starting to think 00:11:25.540 --> 00:11:29.100 maybe it looked decent. Also, what is this? 00:11:29.100 --> 00:11:32.140 I don't have a bald spot there. I think that's the spot you told me. 00:11:32.140 --> 00:11:35.820 No, it's not. It's here. I think as he didn't see that, that was the spot. 00:11:35.820 --> 00:11:39.540 Also, he did the same thing to me as he did to the mannequin. It goes over here. 00:11:39.540 --> 00:11:42.780 Right? It's not even at all. 00:11:42.780 --> 00:11:47.340 Is she allowed to look like very closely? Yeah. 00:11:47.340 --> 00:11:50.700 She's my wife. She looks closely at me. 00:11:50.700 --> 00:11:54.180 We'll see what Yvonne says. One, two, three. 00:11:54.180 --> 00:11:59.020 Oh, you did a good job. Now get closer. 00:11:59.020 --> 00:12:02.980 Oh, wow. Oh, stop. I didn't get it. 00:12:02.980 --> 00:12:06.540 OK, I don't know if that's not a very smooth transition. 00:12:06.540 --> 00:12:10.620 Like, you don't want it to be very smooth. You want to do a bump. 00:12:10.620 --> 00:12:14.020 Like, you can see the contact. Oh, so you did it on purpose? Yeah, that's the new stuff. 00:12:14.020 --> 00:12:17.500 Kid Dennis. Bull. 00:12:17.500 --> 00:12:21.700 But if you did it on purpose, it's not very even. It's really pointy. 00:12:21.700 --> 00:12:27.860 Did you do something to the beard? Now that I'm looking closer, it's not the greatest haircut. 00:12:27.860 --> 00:12:30.540 For this haircut, I think I would probably give it. 00:12:33.740 --> 00:12:36.740 Six out of 10. No! 00:12:36.740 --> 00:12:40.900 Oh, no! No! Tell you what, I'll give you a choice. 00:12:40.900 --> 00:12:44.860 Do you prefer LTT in the back? Or do you want CSF, channel Superfine? 00:12:44.860 --> 00:12:48.460 No, I don't think you can do it. C and S. My LTT in. 00:12:48.460 --> 00:12:51.900 OK, CSF it is. 00:12:51.900 --> 00:12:57.340 Yeah, so it shouldn't be a problem. Don't say ow. No ow. 00:12:57.340 --> 00:13:00.700 My ribbon. It's kind of there. Is it obvious? 00:13:00.700 --> 00:13:04.460 Make sure you subscribe.