It's not it, it's not it, it's not it. Okay, chill.
Oh my God. I'm 100% ending up with a bull cut.
I have one day to turn Linus from a fashion filler
to a real fashion YouTuber. I'm now at Crash Hair Co,
and we have Tisha, our instructor today. She has five years experience,
and she was trained under one of the best hairdresser in Canada.
This is the person. This is what he looked like before.
And this is what he looks like right now.
Yeah. His hair looks nice. This is nice.
This hair, we need to change it. This is not, this is not good enough.
But before we make any decision, I need to go ask his wife.
Here I am in Linus's house again. Hey Dennis.
It's been a long time Linus getting a haircut, right? Oh yeah, it's long overdue.
I'm going to learn by professional hairdresser.
Your hair is- Yeah, I am going to cut his hair. Oh.
They are really good. So you need to trust me. I didn't say they're really good.
They are really good. I learned about you. Anyways, I picked a couple of hairstyles.
Here's the menu. You picked these hairstyles?
What do you think? I fully believe in your ability to give Linus this haircut,
but that's horrible. Sorry Brad Pitt. Oh, the worst scenario,
Linus can turn into this. Oh my gosh. Please don't.
I have to live with this. What is duck tail? That's like ass head.
But no, I don't like any of these. Do you think you can do something like that? Oh my, Yvonne, this is really difficult.
This one, this one, this one looks pretty. The beard is just like a trim.
Like trim it, trim it clean. But I don't know if you can do this.
Well, I'm going to learn from a professional. Let's go.
So this is what the wife's want. It won't be hard because on the sides,
I can show you how to use a clipper. It's just when we get to the top part where it's going to be a little bit challenging.
This is what I imagine he would look like.
Yes. How many years do you have to go to school for this? There are some barbering courses
that are just a couple of weeks. Couple of weeks. We only have a couple of hours.
Yeah, I know. If this guy's been living his hair like this,
what can be worse, right? Oh my, how do you put your scissors like that?
You're going to just let them fall.
It would be better if this is lower towards your chest.
Okay.
You can just see. Ah! This is like the comb.
One demerit. Don't turn your hand.
I think this side is beautiful. Yes, this is great.
Careful.
Is that fixable? No. Yeah, with time as it grows back.
After a couple of hours, I've turned Jesus into some handsome man.
So you remember everything? How much do you rate this one?
For the first time ever, it's like seven. That's pretty good.
This is seven. This is pretty good. I guess we don't have too much time.
Let's go back to the office. I got a really bad feeling about this.
Welcome to my barber shop. Why did I agree to this? Look at your hair.
Did you shower this morning? Last night. It's clean.
This is the final product. This is the haircut that I'm getting.
Oh my God. Dennis, how'd you manage to screw this up?
The center of the haircut is here. Oh my God, Dennis.
This is still lopsided too. I never had a beard.
So that was my first try ever in my life. Yeah, but do you have eyes?
I have something to tell you. If you don't achieve at least a seven out of 10,
I get to cut your hair too.
And Yvonne will rate it. But you didn't get any training.
Well, then I guess you better make sure you use your training. Fine, I think I'm confident.
My hairdresser should rate it seven out of 10. Okay, I'll accept your challenge.
I'm gonna start thinking about what I'm gonna do when he does not manage a seven out of 10 here.
This is probably the longest my hair has ever been, but the good news is that means you have
lots of room to make mistakes. The thing is, you only have two ears.
I might cut one of them out. As soon as you cut something, I immediately get to cut your hair.
You can just change that now.
Well, don't cut a skin. Yeah, you're not supposed to cut me.
Look, the stakes are way higher for me, Dennis. I'm a public figure here.
I have to have this for like six weeks. But you don't care your look.
I care my look.
Oh my God. Wait, wait, wait, the small hole.
Let me do it. Let me go to the big hole. What kind of barber doesn't have ARM holes in there?
Okay, Linus, this is my career change. Can you make any of these really nervous?
Okay. Shh, just, I think this is what we'd do first, right?
Remember? I'm not gonna help you at all. David wants to see you get, can you stop spraying me?
This thing keeps going. This thing keeps, it actually keeps going.
Look at this hair. How do you wiggle? Owling. Don't ow.
What do you mean don't ow? You hurt me. Ow. It's not it, it's not it, it's not it.
Okay, chill. Are you just like cutting now? Is that?
No, no, just section. I need to like section the hair. Nobody has ever sectioned my hair before.
We should start a timer. Oh no, we have a timer.
Can you stop spraying my face? Because nothing can't go in.
Oh my God. I'm really uncomfortable.
This feels nothing like any other haircut I've ever had.
And I go where there's like $9 haircuts. Can you come over here for a second?
Can you take a picture and show me what he did to this side? Yeah, that's nothing.
What even were you doing over there? See? Yeah, you haven't done anything.
Dennis, you're never gonna finish this. You know what, I'm gonna go ahead.
Oh my God, Dennis. You realize how risky this move is, right?
What's the clipper size you're doing, Dennis? The biggest one. The biggest one?
Dennis, you know I have to wear this in videos, right?
I'm sure glad I paid for all that training.
49 and a half minutes. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Ow, Dennis.
Don't, ow. What do you mean, don't, ow.
If it hurts, I'm gonna say ow.
What do you mean, ooh. So a little early in the process for touch-ups, Dennis.
Because you're not cutting anything off. You're still doing touch-ups, Dennis.
I think no, ow. That comb is sharp.
Yeah, you put it on your skin. Yeah, it hurts, doesn't it?
Yeah. Oh my God, he's just going. He took the guard off the clippers.
Not yet, not yet. What the hell, Dennis? We're going to six.
You're just doing the same thing- Because it's called fade.
You wanna do fade. You guys know fade, right? I need to fade.
You know, going into this, my mentality was, it can't possibly be worse.
I feel like that may have been a miscalculation. No, actually it's really kind of nice.
Let's go, one number to like one, two, four.
No, I'm not playing this game. David, I'm 100% ending up with a bull cut.
Oh God, I think I remember this.
Things you never wanna hear your hairdresser say.
What are you doing now? Fixing the holes.
Fixing the holes. You know, you don't fix a hole by continuing to dig.
You don't stand to shit, Dennis. Shit. Oh God.
Shit. Yeah, sorry. But like-
42 minutes left. Oh, it's nice. Come here, look.
If you look far, you'll be like, oh my gosh, you got a really refreshing haircut.
What did you get it? And you say Dennis. From this distance, it looks great.
Dennis, if you're out. Okay. Oh God.
Okay, I'm gonna cut at the top. Okay. Hmm.
Sorry, I'm just gonna. Okay, I'm gonna do the most important cut.
That's your, the front. Just hit me in the eye with the scissors, Dennis.
It's just here. Yeah. It doesn't hurt. Well, in your eye, anything hurts.
That's it. Just nose, just nose. Okay. It's a grand nose.
What's this scissor flip you're doing?
Beautiful. Okay. You know that within your 35 minutes,
you also have the beard, right? That's a priority.
God, no, just this way. I don't know what should I do. He has cut basically nothing off the top so far
and beard 25 minutes in. Are you thinning right now?
Yeah. Now? What do you mean now? It's the, and they almost the end.
Is this the end? What? What do you, what, what, what?
What, what? Almost the end of what?
Did you tell Yvonne about this so she can just give me a lower? No, she doesn't know.
Only David and I knew before this.
The worst part is that he's spending all his time at the back
and what matters most for the videos is the fun. But Linus, you're fun.
It's already a failure.
30 minutes. Oh my God. Okay. Wow, the speed now.
You're still cutting the same thing you cut when you did the first cut.
I'm gonna fix that. Oh God, your beard. Okay.
I can tell you, you're not getting a good score if you completely remove my beard.
Holy crap, what are you doing? Oh no.
Oh, it's due makeup. I feel your hair just kind of weird.
Like, why is this curly sometimes? Don't say ouch.
I feel your hair is just weird. There's a lot of blaming me going on.
When I'm sitting in this chair, powerless. This is the most chaotic haircut ever.
He starts at the back. He goes to the front. He goes back to the back.
He barely removes anything from the beard. Now he's back at the front.
Remember this one? This is the hardest one. Actually, you cannot really,
let's shut up. I'm going in.
You're at such an angle. Yes, you need an angle. So what she told me?
Quiet.
You're not. Just close your mouth.
Okay, I'm not going to look at your eyes.
I can't do it. I can't do it. That's not my fault. You can't do it.
Okay, one more time. Last try.
You know what? I'm going to do something else. Are you sweating through your shirt?
You're wet.
19 minutes. 19 minutes. You don't even need it.
Dennis, you're done. I think I'm almost done. You think you're done?
Let's get it. Yeah, I don't think they're going to want any association with this.
Do you want some bull toner for your face?
You're seriously putting in product. Okay, so you're committed now.
Yeah. Wow, thanks for coming to my salon.
That looks nice. This is so unkind and safe.
Three, two, one.
What? What is this? Oh my God.
There's like an undercut here. And then there's like whatever this is going on here.
Dude, you were so confident that I was starting to think
maybe it looked decent. Also, what is this?
I don't have a bald spot there. I think that's the spot you told me.
No, it's not. It's here. I think as he didn't see that, that was the spot.
Also, he did the same thing to me as he did to the mannequin. It goes over here.
Right? It's not even at all.
Is she allowed to look like very closely? Yeah.
She's my wife. She looks closely at me.
We'll see what Yvonne says. One, two, three.
Oh, you did a good job. Now get closer.
Oh, wow. Oh, stop. I didn't get it.
OK, I don't know if that's not a very smooth transition.
Like, you don't want it to be very smooth. You want to do a bump.
Like, you can see the contact. Oh, so you did it on purpose? Yeah, that's the new stuff.
Kid Dennis. Bull.
But if you did it on purpose, it's not very even. It's really pointy.
Did you do something to the beard? Now that I'm looking closer, it's not the greatest haircut.
For this haircut, I think I would probably give it.
Six out of 10. No!
Oh, no! No! Tell you what, I'll give you a choice.
Do you prefer LTT in the back? Or do you want CSF, channel Superfine?
No, I don't think you can do it. C and S. My LTT in.
OK, CSF it is.
Yeah, so it shouldn't be a problem. Don't say ow. No ow.
My ribbon. It's kind of there. Is it obvious?
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