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Sammy: WAN late. 2 00:00:03.003 --> 00:00:05.438 Dan: Yeah, I think you're late as well. 3 00:00:05.972 --> 00:00:08.608 Sammy: Okay, I was looking for my shotgun mic, as you can see right here. 4 00:00:08.641 --> 00:00:12.212 Dan: That's fine, they're not here; it's not gonna be an issue. 5 00:00:12.679 --> 00:00:13.813 Sammy: This is the latest it's been for a while. 6 00:00:13.813 --> 00:00:17.450 Dan: I don't know what's going on; I know that Linus is... 7 00:00:17.851 --> 00:00:18.518 Sammy: In LA. 8 00:00:18.618 --> 00:00:19.652 Dan: For some reason. 9 00:00:19.786 --> 00:00:20.587 Dan: Do you know why he's there? 10 00:00:20.587 --> 00:00:22.155 Sammy: He's doing an Xbox handheld. 11 00:00:22.188 --> 00:00:22.756 Dan: Oh. 12 00:00:22.756 --> 00:00:23.656 Sammy: That's under embargo. 13 00:00:24.057 --> 00:00:26.559 Dan: Don't post this video until that. 14 00:00:26.693 --> 00:00:27.327 Sammy: Yes. 15 00:00:27.460 --> 00:00:28.194 Dan: I guess. 16 00:00:28.361 --> 00:00:31.297 Sammy: Yeah, he's gonna do that and then he doesn't know where his hotel is. 17 00:00:31.331 --> 00:00:32.766 Dan: That's classic. 18 00:00:32.766 --> 00:00:33.733 Sammy: Classic Linus. 19 00:00:33.733 --> 00:00:34.768 Sammy: There's a photo I took, 20 00:00:34.801 --> 00:00:37.103 and it's like this is the most Linus photo I've seen in my life. 21 00:00:37.103 --> 00:00:38.772 Sammy: He's late, he doesn't know where to go, 22 00:00:38.772 --> 00:00:40.407 someone else looking up for where to go. 23 00:00:40.407 --> 00:00:42.108 Sammy: He's gonna be where he's told to be. 24 00:00:42.108 --> 00:00:44.377 Dan: At least he's on brand all the time, which is good. 25 00:00:46.279 --> 00:00:47.680 Dan: Yeah, I don't know where Luke is. 26 00:00:47.714 --> 00:00:49.616 Sammy: Luke is at his home, he's coming here though. 27 00:00:49.616 --> 00:00:52.252 Dan: Most likely, because everything's so delayed like why would we-? 28 00:00:52.318 --> 00:00:54.554 Sammy: Yeah, he said he coming though. 29 00:00:54.554 --> 00:00:57.891 Dan: Yeah, it's not gonna get him water; so technically I'm late too. 30 00:00:57.957 --> 00:00:59.826 I haven't watered the talent yet. 31 00:00:59.859 --> 00:01:01.194 Sammy: That's okay; Linus is already late. 32 00:01:01.227 --> 00:01:01.795 Dan: Get my- 33 00:01:02.462 --> 00:01:06.166 Dan: Well, he did warn us beforehand so I don't know if that counts. 34 00:01:06.166 --> 00:01:07.467 Sammy: But he made the WAN late. 35 00:01:08.301 --> 00:01:08.902 Dan: Yeah. 36 00:01:09.102 --> 00:01:12.639 Dan: Well, I mean WAN is still technically late every single week, 37 00:01:12.639 --> 00:01:18.111 because you make us arrive at 4:30. 38 00:01:18.511 --> 00:01:23.450 Sammy: I don't make you arrive at 4:30, you guys chose the 4:30. 39 00:01:23.450 --> 00:01:25.618 Dan: Yeah, it's like a billion years ago. 40 00:01:28.822 --> 00:01:30.723 Sammy: If you could do a new WAN time, what would you do it? 41 00:01:30.757 --> 00:01:33.059 Dan: I'd probably do 5:30. 42 00:01:33.193 --> 00:01:33.960 Sammy: 5:30? 43 00:01:34.094 --> 00:01:42.168 Dan: But they need to be here for 5, just gives everybody a little bit more wiggle room. 44 00:01:42.202 --> 00:01:43.736 Dan: I think they would take that up too. 45 00:01:43.736 --> 00:01:49.476 Like the scope fills the time allotted, if you know what I mean. 46 00:01:49.509 --> 00:01:50.243 Sammy: Yeah. 47 00:01:50.276 --> 00:01:52.278 Dan: We would just be late by a half hour onwards. 48 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:55.248 Dan: Yeah. 49 00:01:55.281 --> 00:01:59.486 Because I mean, they need to have title done, they need to have thumbnail done, 50 00:01:59.519 --> 00:02:04.424 they need to have all their panels open and stuff like that, 51 00:02:04.457 --> 00:02:07.160 and we need a time to pre-show. 52 00:02:07.227 --> 00:02:10.263 So you know, they got here for 4:30 the other week, 53 00:02:10.296 --> 00:02:12.799 but then there was some stuff that happened outside, 54 00:02:12.799 --> 00:02:15.301 and then WAN was delayed even further because of that. 55 00:02:15.301 --> 00:02:18.471 So it's kind of like, what does being late mean? 56 00:02:19.172 --> 00:02:20.173 Sammy: So philosophical 57 00:02:20.173 --> 00:02:23.042 Dan: It sounds like, why is WAN late is 58 00:02:23.042 --> 00:02:26.946 why are Linus and Luke late to their WAN call time? 59 00:02:28.314 --> 00:02:31.951 Dan: So yeah, I don't know; maybe WAN should start at 5. 60 00:02:32.085 --> 00:02:34.254 They need to sit down, get through their s**t, 61 00:02:34.354 --> 00:02:39.626 you know, read the doc, do the title thumbnail as fast as they can; 62 00:02:39.726 --> 00:02:43.530 and then we can start pre-showing and then they can you know, do other stuff. 63 00:02:43.630 --> 00:02:45.765 Dan: Do one of these for me, doesn't know. 64 00:02:45.865 --> 00:02:46.733 Sammy: Doesn't know. 65 00:02:47.534 --> 00:02:50.703 Dan: Doesn't know has become like a trigger word for me, 66 00:02:50.803 --> 00:02:56.809 because I hear everybody saying it now outside of work, and I always kind of jump. 67 00:03:00.079 --> 00:03:01.814 Dan: It's very interesting how that happens. 68 00:03:01.915 --> 00:03:02.382 Sammy: Yeah. 69 00:03:06.419 --> 00:03:07.153 Sammy: Why WAN late? 70 00:03:09.155 --> 00:03:10.790 Luke: Linus is somewhere in the world. 71 00:03:11.357 --> 00:03:12.325 Luke: Do you know where he is? 72 00:03:12.425 --> 00:03:13.092 Sammy: He's in LA. 73 00:03:13.726 --> 00:03:14.427 Luke: He's in LA!? 74 00:03:14.594 --> 00:03:15.261 Sammy: Yeah. 75 00:03:15.395 --> 00:03:18.064 Luke: Oh, I assumed it was like someone with crazier time zones. 76 00:03:18.097 --> 00:03:18.731 Luke: Do you know what he's doing? 77 00:03:18.798 --> 00:03:20.967 Sammy: He's recording the Xbox handheld. 78 00:03:21.067 --> 00:03:24.103 Luke: Oh, I was going to say I'm surprised they sent him for that, 79 00:03:24.204 --> 00:03:24.804 Sammy: Yeah. 80 00:03:24.804 --> 00:03:26.339 Luke: but the under embargo made it make sense. 81 00:03:26.372 --> 00:03:29.275 Luke: Yeah, so I guess that's taking too long. 82 00:03:29.409 --> 00:03:31.911 Luke: So we're starting at like 6? Is it still 6? 83 00:03:31.945 --> 00:03:32.445 Sammy: Yeah. 84 00:03:32.445 --> 00:03:33.513 Sammy: It's been a while since it's been... 85 00:03:33.613 --> 00:03:34.747 Luke: It's been this late? 86 00:03:34.781 --> 00:03:35.281 Sammy: Yeah. 87 00:03:35.381 --> 00:03:39.452 Luke: Yeah, it's nice too; because I'm, it's not that bad anymore, 88 00:03:39.452 --> 00:03:41.120 can't hear it as strongly anymore. 89 00:03:41.221 --> 00:03:45.391 Luke: I also cleared the area out rather aggressively. 90 00:03:46.426 --> 00:03:49.229 Luke: But I am sick, and I've been going to bed pretty early, 91 00:03:49.229 --> 00:03:50.463 Luke: because I do that when I'm sick. 92 00:03:50.496 --> 00:03:52.198 Luke: Yeah, yeah. 93 00:03:52.232 --> 00:03:53.266 Sammy: No, I'm just kidding. 94 00:03:53.266 --> 00:03:58.037 Luke: And uh, yeah I'm not stoked about being up inevitably super late now; 95 00:03:58.071 --> 00:04:01.007 Luke: but that's okay, it's fine; it's been a while, it's alright. 96 00:04:01.007 --> 00:04:03.076 Luke: I'm not that mad, it's okay. 97 00:04:03.076 --> 00:04:04.944 Sammy: A lot of work to do as well. 98 00:04:04.944 --> 00:04:05.712 Luke: I mean, no! 99 00:04:06.512 --> 00:04:07.513 Luke: I'm pissed! 100 00:04:07.914 --> 00:04:08.881 Luke: I'm pissed, Sammy! 101 00:04:08.915 --> 00:04:09.749 Luke: I'm pissed! 102 00:04:12.018 --> 00:04:12.952 Luke: I don't know where that went. 103 00:04:12.986 --> 00:04:14.554 Sammy: It's on the floor somewhere. 104 00:04:14.854 --> 00:04:16.823 Sammy: It's under your chair, it's under your chair. 105 00:04:17.724 --> 00:04:18.625 Sammy: well there’s something under your chair 106 00:04:19.025 --> 00:04:21.861 Luke: There's a lot of stuff under my chair, okay? This is not the cleanest desk. 107 00:04:23.863 --> 00:04:24.397 Sammy: Alright. 108 00:04:24.430 --> 00:04:27.000 Luke: Yeah, I think that's it; not that complicated this week. 109 00:04:27.033 --> 00:04:28.434 Sammy: Well, I'm going to go home now. 110 00:04:28.701 --> 00:04:29.736 Luke: Goodbye! 111 00:04:29.769 --> 00:04:30.370 Sammy: Goodbye! 112 00:04:30.370 --> 00:04:31.070 Luke: Have a good weekend. 113 00:04:31.104 --> 00:04:31.738 Sammy: Goodbye! 114 00:04:31.738 --> 00:04:32.538 Luke: Byee! 115 00:04:33.306 --> 00:04:34.540 Dan: Oh, the one that we missed. 116 00:04:34.907 --> 00:04:35.742 Jake: Oh, goddammit. 117 00:04:36.643 --> 00:04:37.510 Jake: What's up, gamers? 118 00:04:37.543 --> 00:04:39.112 Jake: Are you gaming? 119 00:04:39.145 --> 00:04:39.679 Sammy: You gaming? 120 00:04:39.712 --> 00:04:41.447 Jake: It was late this time because of Linus. 121 00:04:42.081 --> 00:04:42.915 Dan: We can, we can... 122 00:04:42.915 --> 00:04:43.583 Luke: It's not even late! 123 00:04:43.583 --> 00:04:44.017 Linus: It's not even late! 124 00:04:44.017 --> 00:04:44.817 Jake: Oh, it's not even late. 125 00:04:44.851 --> 00:04:45.852 Linus: I mean I still have to go. 126 00:04:45.852 --> 00:04:47.253 Luke: We were all here actually like a bit early. 127 00:04:47.253 --> 00:04:48.888 Linus: I have to do an LMG review, though. 128 00:04:48.888 --> 00:04:51.257 Luke: Linus was here last and he was here at 4:20. 129 00:04:51.257 --> 00:04:52.325 Jake: Did you hear what he just said? 130 00:04:52.325 --> 00:04:52.959 Sammy: What? 131 00:04:52.959 --> 00:04:54.661 Jake: He said that he has to do an LMG review, 132 00:04:54.661 --> 00:04:56.496 which means it's going to be late because of Linus. 133 00:04:56.863 --> 00:04:57.597 Dan: Oh! 134 00:04:57.597 --> 00:04:59.299 Sammy: True! 135 00:04:59.332 --> 00:05:01.467 Linus: I can only do so much, that is not my fault. 136 00:05:01.467 --> 00:05:05.405 Jake: You know what? It might be my fault because I made him drive the car more. 137 00:05:06.172 --> 00:05:07.373 Jake: Because we forgot to do the intro. 138 00:05:07.407 --> 00:05:10.143 Linus: That Hoffman actually doesn't even have it ready for me yet. 139 00:05:10.176 --> 00:05:11.077 Sammy: Oh. 140 00:05:11.377 --> 00:05:12.312 Jake: What does that mean? 141 00:05:12.345 --> 00:05:14.747 Linus: It means that I have to do the LMG review, 142 00:05:14.747 --> 00:05:16.182 but maybe we could do it on the pre-show; 143 00:05:16.182 --> 00:05:18.618 so we could at least let the floaters know what's going on. 144 00:05:18.651 --> 00:05:20.119 Jake: The floaters. 145 00:05:21.654 --> 00:05:22.288 Sammy: Why is he- 146 00:05:22.922 --> 00:05:23.790 Sammy: It's floaties. 147 00:05:24.824 --> 00:05:26.192 Luke: It used to be pilots. 148 00:05:26.225 --> 00:05:27.960 Sammy: Yeah, but then I changed it. 149 00:05:28.728 --> 00:05:29.095 Luke: Mmmm? 150 00:05:29.228 --> 00:05:29.996 Sammy: I changed it. 151 00:05:30.029 --> 00:05:31.698 Luke: You changed it to floaties? 152 00:05:31.698 --> 00:05:32.131 Sammy: Yeah. 153 00:05:32.131 --> 00:05:35.034 Sammy: It was a thing where I just changed the name each week, but then I got lazy. 154 00:05:35.168 --> 00:05:38.504 Jake: I think we should call them the bread guardians or something. 155 00:05:38.538 --> 00:05:39.205 Sammy: The bread what? 156 00:05:39.272 --> 00:05:40.273 Linus: Bread guardians... 157 00:05:40.306 --> 00:05:42.475 Jake: Dude, we never got rid of that on the Discord. 158 00:05:42.508 --> 00:05:47.213 Like, you go on the Discord, all the people are talking about bread roll emote things. 159 00:05:48.381 --> 00:05:49.515 Luke: They still talk about it? 160 00:05:49.549 --> 00:05:50.950 Jake: No, but they all have the roll. 161 00:05:50.950 --> 00:05:54.053 Jake: Like, we made it like a temporary roll at that time. 162 00:05:54.053 --> 00:05:57.490 Jake: You could just click a thing and get it for like 24 hours or something like that. 163 00:05:57.490 --> 00:06:00.760 And most of the people that are still active have the bread roll still. 164 00:06:00.760 --> 00:06:06.099 Luke: You should have like 80% transparent, the arrows doing the thing. 165 00:06:06.099 --> 00:06:07.367 The Uno Reverse arrows. 166 00:06:07.367 --> 00:06:09.936 Dan: I built the cheapest self-driving car or something like that. 167 00:06:09.936 --> 00:06:12.638 Luke: Because we have some time anyways, I feel like it would be easy to do. 168 00:06:12.638 --> 00:06:15.274 Dan: The transparent Uno Reverse, and the title is...? 169 00:06:16.075 --> 00:06:17.477 Linus: I've been reviewed. 170 00:06:17.643 --> 00:06:22.148 Dan: "I've been reviewed", and then the subtitles going to be "UNO REVERSE". 171 00:06:23.282 --> 00:06:24.484 Jake: Jesus, you look scary. 172 00:06:25.818 --> 00:06:26.986 Jake: What's wrong with your face? 173 00:06:27.687 --> 00:06:28.654 Luke: Is he even doing it right now? 174 00:06:28.654 --> 00:06:29.255 Dan: Yeah, I got it. 175 00:06:29.288 --> 00:06:29.856 Luke: Okay. 176 00:06:31.858 --> 00:06:33.092 Sammy: Is that burn in? That is burn in. 177 00:06:33.259 --> 00:06:35.294 Dan: Oh, yeah; I get the hand me down monitors. 178 00:06:36.562 --> 00:06:39.365 Jake: That was one of the 16 monitors we used for that. 179 00:06:39.365 --> 00:06:40.099 Sammy: Wow. 180 00:06:40.600 --> 00:06:41.200 Sammy: Fun fact. 181 00:06:41.534 --> 00:06:42.402 Jake: It is a fun fact. 182 00:06:42.402 --> 00:06:43.803 Jake: I see them around the office. 183 00:06:45.071 --> 00:06:47.206 Jake: Oh God, are you talking about Keeper and SSO? 184 00:06:47.206 --> 00:06:49.575 Linus: I'm just talking about everything; I hate everything. 185 00:06:49.575 --> 00:06:52.812 Jake: Microsoft SSO is the worst thing in the history of the world. 186 00:06:52.879 --> 00:06:53.946 Linus: Life is pain. 187 00:06:53.946 --> 00:06:55.982 Jake: It's just because you have to click so many f****** times. 188 00:06:56.182 --> 00:06:56.716 Linus: Yeah. 189 00:06:56.716 --> 00:06:59.218 Jake: The Google one, when you have to log back in it's like one click, 190 00:06:59.218 --> 00:07:01.521 or you have to enter your two-factor and you click go, and it's done. 191 00:07:01.554 --> 00:07:02.822 It's not like, do you want to remember this 192 00:07:02.822 --> 00:07:04.957 even in a situation where it's not allowed to remember? 193 00:07:04.957 --> 00:07:08.027 Linus: Do you want to do this for your entire system, or just this app? 194 00:07:08.027 --> 00:07:10.496 Linus: F***ing just the app! Just like f***ing last time! 195 00:07:10.496 --> 00:07:12.298 Jake: Do you want your org to have control of your device? 196 00:07:12.298 --> 00:07:14.600 Jake: No, this is my home computer you f*** wit! 197 00:07:14.634 --> 00:07:16.002 Linus: Stop asking me! 198 00:07:16.035 --> 00:07:16.702 Linus: Yes. 199 00:07:19.272 --> 00:07:21.641 Linus: I'm very calm about it, you can tell. 200 00:07:21.641 --> 00:07:24.677 Jake: Oh, that's what we should use in the next Tech Gripes one. 201 00:07:24.677 --> 00:07:25.111 Luke: Oh, sure. 202 00:07:25.111 --> 00:07:28.448 Jake: Somebody needs to mention Microsoft's f***ing horrible logout system. 203 00:07:28.481 --> 00:07:29.982 Linus: Yeah, we should definitely add that. 204 00:07:29.982 --> 00:07:33.286 Jake: We were like on the highway for 10 minutes in this self driving car, 205 00:07:33.886 --> 00:07:35.521 and he hadn't touched the steering wheel the whole time, 206 00:07:35.555 --> 00:07:37.690 but he was still holding, like putting his hand right next to the steering wheel, 207 00:07:37.690 --> 00:07:39.325 like it was going to f***ing explode. 208 00:07:39.358 --> 00:07:42.829 But I get it now, if you say that your Porsche just randomly goes like f***ing this? 209 00:07:42.829 --> 00:07:43.429 Linus: It does. 210 00:07:43.496 --> 00:07:44.597 Jake: That's terrifying! 211 00:07:44.597 --> 00:07:44.964 Linus: It does. 212 00:07:44.964 --> 00:07:46.065 Jake: Why would it ever do that? 213 00:07:46.098 --> 00:07:51.504 Linus: When the line disappears on one side it just like flips out and tries to go. 214 00:07:52.104 --> 00:07:54.707 Jake: No, when that happens you just keep going the course, 215 00:07:54.740 --> 00:07:57.243 and just hope that it's fine and tell the driver to correct. 216 00:07:57.243 --> 00:07:58.311 Jake: That's crazy. 217 00:07:58.478 --> 00:08:02.548 You need to show me this now because I don't... What? 218 00:08:04.817 --> 00:08:05.418 Luke: What up? 219 00:08:06.252 --> 00:08:07.019 Sammy: When's the WAN? 220 00:08:08.087 --> 00:08:08.855 Linus: Dan left. 221 00:08:08.855 --> 00:08:10.590 Luke: I think you just took our producer. 222 00:08:10.590 --> 00:08:11.991 Linus: Yeah, why did you do that? 223 00:08:12.758 --> 00:08:13.759 Sammy: So I can make WAN late. 224 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:14.460 Luke: I think it's your fault. 225 00:08:14.460 --> 00:08:15.394 Linus: You can't produce WAN if you... 226 00:08:15.428 --> 00:08:15.995 Luke: You lose. 227 00:08:16.062 --> 00:08:18.197 Sammy: Aren't you doing a LMG review? 228 00:08:20.132 --> 00:08:21.033 Linus: It's not ready yet. 229 00:08:21.300 --> 00:08:22.268 Sammy: Oh, so you're waiting? 230 00:08:22.401 --> 00:08:22.935 Linus: Yeah. 231 00:08:23.102 --> 00:08:24.403 You could go check in with Hoffman, 232 00:08:25.104 --> 00:08:27.173 but that would actually slow him down probably, so maybe don't do that. 233 00:08:27.173 --> 00:08:27.907 Luke: Yeah, don't do that. 234 00:08:27.940 --> 00:08:29.041 Sammy: I bought Pokemon cards. 235 00:08:29.242 --> 00:08:29.642 Luke: What? 236 00:08:30.176 --> 00:08:31.110 Sammy: Yeah, I lost. 237 00:08:32.578 --> 00:08:35.882 Linus: That's not what Pokemon cards are supposed to be. 238 00:08:35.982 --> 00:08:37.683 Sammy: No, I didn't get anything good, that's what I'm saying. 239 00:08:37.850 --> 00:08:41.220 Linus: I know, but that's not the point of buy- It doesn't matter. 240 00:08:42.421 --> 00:08:44.857 Sammy: Well, they've evolved; now it's collecting cool cards. 241 00:08:44.991 --> 00:08:46.792 Luke: He also spends money on mobile games. 242 00:08:48.361 --> 00:08:49.629 Sammy: What!? 243 00:08:49.629 --> 00:08:54.734 Luke: Imagine all that money that the company makes just goes to him 244 00:08:54.767 --> 00:08:57.036 in order to go to a mobile game company. 245 00:08:58.371 --> 00:09:00.206 Sammy: Why? What's so bad about mobile game companies? 246 00:09:01.307 --> 00:09:02.308 Sammy: Listen, it's the same thing. 247 00:09:02.441 --> 00:09:04.644 Luke: You're just feeding the bottom of the barrel, man. 248 00:09:06.212 --> 00:09:09.015 Luke: They're just going hey, can you keep making bad games please? 249 00:09:09.115 --> 00:09:11.317 Sammy: The game is good so I spend money on it. 250 00:09:12.418 --> 00:09:12.985 Sammy: I don't know what to tell you. 251 00:09:12.985 --> 00:09:15.988 Luke: Is it possible for a game to be good that you don't even play? 252 00:09:16.122 --> 00:09:17.056 Luke: You just watch it play? 253 00:09:17.056 --> 00:09:19.659 Sammy: I do play it! What do you mean? It's resource managing, you know? 254 00:09:20.026 --> 00:09:20.660 Dan: What do you play? 255 00:09:20.760 --> 00:09:21.627 Sammy: I'm playing this game... 256 00:09:21.627 --> 00:09:22.995 Luke: Resource managing of your dollars? 257 00:09:23.429 --> 00:09:26.032 Sammy: I'm playing this game called "Invincible Guarding the Globe". 258 00:09:26.198 --> 00:09:30.002 Dan: That's what games happen sometimes in doing? 259 00:09:30.036 --> 00:09:30.703 Sammy: Yeah. 260 00:09:31.771 --> 00:09:33.072 Sammy: Yeah, Luke's just a hater. 261 00:09:33.706 --> 00:09:34.140 Luke: Yeah. 262 00:09:34.140 --> 00:09:34.607 Linus: Yeah. 263 00:09:34.607 --> 00:09:35.541 Sammy: Certified hater. 264 00:09:37.843 --> 00:09:39.412 Dan: Justifiably so. 265 00:09:40.913 --> 00:09:42.949 Luke: I am 100% okay with that. 266 00:09:45.451 --> 00:09:45.885 Luke: Yeah. 267 00:09:46.052 --> 00:09:47.853 Luke: And I understand it's hypocritical sometimes. 268 00:09:49.555 --> 00:09:49.956 Sammy: But- 269 00:09:49.956 --> 00:09:53.559 Luke: Because I judge people for mobile games and in-app purchases and stuff, 270 00:09:53.593 --> 00:09:56.529 and then I buy a Switch on launch and don't even like the one game it came with. 271 00:09:57.029 --> 00:09:57.763 Sammy: Why'd you buy it? 272 00:09:58.531 --> 00:10:00.700 Luke: I mean, I will play other stuff; 273 00:10:00.800 --> 00:10:03.402 and I'm actually pretty happy playing the old games on it. 274 00:10:05.271 --> 00:10:06.872 I don't regret the purchase, I just... 275 00:10:06.906 --> 00:10:09.008 Luke: I don't know, I think Mario Kart World is- 276 00:10:09.308 --> 00:10:09.875 Sammy: Overrated? 277 00:10:10.009 --> 00:10:11.711 Luke: Broken and overhyped, yeah. 278 00:10:12.345 --> 00:10:14.614 Sammy: Alright; well, see you next week. 279 00:10:15.348 --> 00:10:15.781 Luke: Bye! 280 00:10:15.781 --> 00:10:16.148 Linus: See you later. 281 00:10:16.182 --> 00:10:16.716 Sammy: Bye! 282 00:10:16.983 --> 00:10:17.416 Sammy: Bye, Dan! 283 00:10:17.416 --> 00:10:18.417 Dan: I gotta do- Oh! 284 00:10:23.689 --> 00:10:24.190 Sammy: WAN late? 285 00:10:24.790 --> 00:10:25.391 Dan: It is. 286 00:10:26.225 --> 00:10:26.792 Sammy: Almost late. 287 00:10:26.826 --> 00:10:28.961 Sammy: Well, Linus is doing a merch meeting. 288 00:10:29.161 --> 00:10:30.363 Sammy: And I don't know where Luke is. 289 00:10:30.463 --> 00:10:31.931 Dan: So he's choosing to lose. 290 00:10:35.968 --> 00:10:36.636 Sammy: I'm gonna see what he's doing. 291 00:10:36.636 --> 00:10:37.903 Dan: Old strategy, Cotton. 292 00:10:39.038 --> 00:10:39.672 Dan: Alright; have a good one. 293 00:10:39.705 --> 00:10:40.206 Sammy: Bye-bye. 294 00:10:40.239 --> 00:10:40.673 Dan: Bye. 295 00:10:44.310 --> 00:10:44.677 Lisa: Hello. 296 00:10:44.710 --> 00:10:45.878 Sammy: Hello; do you know where Linus is? 297 00:10:46.512 --> 00:10:48.581 Tarjana: Uh, yes, he's upstairs. 298 00:10:48.714 --> 00:10:49.949 Sammy: Okay, I go bother him. 299 00:10:50.082 --> 00:10:50.683 Sammy: Bye. 300 00:10:51.651 --> 00:10:52.084 Sammy: Hi. 301 00:10:52.151 --> 00:10:52.585 Linus: Hi. 302 00:10:53.185 --> 00:10:53.886 Sammy: You're a little late. 303 00:10:53.886 --> 00:10:54.654 Linus: Merch meeting. 304 00:10:55.454 --> 00:10:56.155 Linus: Uh... 305 00:10:56.188 --> 00:10:57.857 Vance: He also has to do something for you too, doesn't he? 306 00:10:57.890 --> 00:10:58.457 Sammy: Yeah, he does. 307 00:11:00.259 --> 00:11:03.062 Linus: So Sammy loses Why is WAN Late? 308 00:11:03.062 --> 00:11:04.864 Sammy: No, what!? That's not how it work! 309 00:11:05.498 --> 00:11:07.733 Sammy: You're late because of merch meeting, so I'm just doing it you know? 310 00:11:10.036 --> 00:11:11.037 Linus: So you're just like what? 311 00:11:11.037 --> 00:11:14.306 The milk is spilled now, so I'll just spill more milk? 312 00:11:14.407 --> 00:11:14.974 Sammy: Yeah. 313 00:11:15.441 --> 00:11:16.075 Sammy: Is that how it works? 314 00:11:17.410 --> 00:11:21.247 Linus: I mean, I wouldn't try to use that logic on like you know- 315 00:11:22.615 --> 00:11:24.016 You know what? It doesn't matter. 316 00:11:25.284 --> 00:11:26.652 Sammy: The point is you made WAN late. 317 00:11:28.521 --> 00:11:31.457 Linus: I mean, is it late if I said it's at 4:45? 318 00:11:31.490 --> 00:11:33.325 Sammy: Well, it's late; it's because it's a 4:30 start, 319 00:11:33.325 --> 00:11:34.427 so you make it late because you delayed it. 320 00:11:34.427 --> 00:11:38.431 Linus: Well yeah, but I already messaged the team that it's a 4:45 start. 321 00:11:38.431 --> 00:11:39.732 Sammy: Yeah, but it's late because of you. 322 00:11:40.366 --> 00:11:43.936 Linus: But that's not late; if it starts at 4:45, then it starts at 4:45. 323 00:11:44.070 --> 00:11:46.706 Sammy: But we promised 4:30. 324 00:11:46.706 --> 00:11:50.076 Linus: A wizard arrives precisely when he intends to. 325 00:11:50.076 --> 00:11:51.544 Linus: Also, where's Luke? I don't see his car. 326 00:11:51.644 --> 00:11:52.745 Sammy: Luke is not here, I would say. 327 00:11:52.845 --> 00:11:54.213 Linus: Well, then what are you even talking about!? 328 00:11:54.814 --> 00:11:55.581 Sammy: Listen, if Luke's... 329 00:11:55.581 --> 00:11:57.083 Linus: Listen; no, you listen! 330 00:11:58.617 --> 00:12:02.054 Vance: Once Luke's on set, then I think Linus would be late. 331 00:12:03.422 --> 00:12:05.725 Linus: Well, that's fine; I'll just do my audio pickups on set. 332 00:12:05.825 --> 00:12:06.258 Sammy: Yeah. 333 00:12:06.392 --> 00:12:06.926 Linus: Easy. 334 00:12:07.526 --> 00:12:10.229 Sammy: I need to call- I don't know what the... there's two pickups, 335 00:12:10.229 --> 00:12:11.163 I don't know what the other one is. 336 00:12:11.163 --> 00:12:12.298 Linus: I'll tell Andrew. 337 00:12:13.866 --> 00:12:14.533 Linus: Thanks, guys. 338 00:12:14.667 --> 00:12:15.401 Linus: What's up, Dan? 339 00:12:15.534 --> 00:12:16.135 Dan: Hey. 340 00:12:18.738 --> 00:12:20.740 Sammy: Now people can see how we do pickups. 341 00:12:21.774 --> 00:12:22.408 Sammy: Are you done? 342 00:12:22.675 --> 00:12:23.175 Linus: Done what? 343 00:12:23.309 --> 00:12:24.009 Sammy: Your merch meeting. 344 00:12:24.276 --> 00:12:24.744 Linus: Yeah. 345 00:12:24.744 --> 00:12:25.778 Sammy: Oh, so fast. 346 00:12:25.845 --> 00:12:27.012 Linus: Aaaah! 347 00:12:27.113 --> 00:12:30.683 Sammy: You said 4:30; it's 4:45, so everyone's going to be expecting 4:45. 348 00:12:30.683 --> 00:12:32.318 Linus: No, I said 4:45 WAN start. 349 00:12:33.018 --> 00:12:34.687 Sammy: Oh, trickery. 350 00:12:35.454 --> 00:12:36.956 Linus: It's not trickery; what are you talking about? 351 00:12:36.989 --> 00:12:40.526 Me saying exactly the thing that it is, is not trickery. 352 00:12:40.526 --> 00:12:42.795 Linus: Well, hold on; what message did I send? What did I say? 353 00:12:43.028 --> 00:12:44.096 Linus: Zero trickery. 354 00:12:44.096 --> 00:12:44.730 Linus: What do you need? 355 00:12:44.797 --> 00:12:49.435 Linus: Was completely wasted on our average PC; but what about at 4K? 356 00:12:50.870 --> 00:12:52.705 Linus: ...But what about at 4K? 357 00:12:52.838 --> 00:12:58.010 Linus: Was completely wasted on our average PC; but what about at 4K? 358 00:12:58.010 --> 00:12:58.310 Sammy: Cool. 359 00:12:58.444 --> 00:12:58.844 Linus: Is that good? 360 00:12:58.844 --> 00:12:59.145 Sammy: Yeah. 361 00:12:59.145 --> 00:13:00.513 Sammy: Hey, you know what? That was perfection. 362 00:13:00.579 --> 00:13:01.647 Linus: Thank you, Sammy. 363 00:13:01.781 --> 00:13:02.548 Sammy: No, no; thank you, Linus. 364 00:13:02.548 --> 00:13:03.582 Linus: No, Sammy; thank you. 365 00:13:03.582 --> 00:13:04.550 Sammy: No, no; thank you. 366 00:13:04.650 --> 00:13:05.117 Linus: No. 367 00:13:05.384 --> 00:13:06.685 Linus: No, I insist. 368 00:13:07.586 --> 00:13:08.220 Linus: Thank you. 369 00:13:08.220 --> 00:13:08.888 Sammy: No, I insist. 370 00:13:08.888 --> 00:13:09.655 Sammy: No, thank you. 371 00:13:09.655 --> 00:13:10.489 Linus: No I- No. 372 00:13:10.489 --> 00:13:10.823 Sammy: No. 373 00:13:10.823 --> 00:13:11.423 Linus: No I insist. 374 00:13:11.423 --> 00:13:12.358 Sammy: No, thank you. 375 00:13:12.358 --> 00:13:13.192 Linus: No, thank you. 376 00:13:13.192 --> 00:13:14.193 Sammy: No, thank you. 377 00:13:14.193 --> 00:13:14.927 Linus: Go thank yourself. 378 00:13:14.927 --> 00:13:16.228 Linus: By the way, I'm on set. 379 00:13:16.228 --> 00:13:17.663 Sammy: Yeah, yeah. 380 00:13:18.264 --> 00:13:19.565 Linus: And I wasn't late. 381 00:13:19.799 --> 00:13:22.168 Sammy: There you go; I got both pickups. 382 00:13:22.701 --> 00:13:23.969 Vance: Thank you, I'll take care of it. 383 00:13:24.737 --> 00:13:25.304 Sammy: No one's here. 384 00:13:26.405 --> 00:13:28.507 Sammy: I thought someone would be here by now; I'll call Luke. 385 00:13:28.574 --> 00:13:30.309 Linus: What!? No, you can't call him. 386 00:13:30.309 --> 00:13:31.544 Linus: You ever call me if I'm late. 387 00:13:31.644 --> 00:13:33.679 Sammy: Well, we're supposed to start soon, are we not? 388 00:13:33.712 --> 00:13:35.247 Linus: That's bull crap. 389 00:13:35.247 --> 00:13:35.915 Sammy: Listen, you're- 390 00:13:35.915 --> 00:13:37.383 Linus: So that's how he's always here! 391 00:13:37.383 --> 00:13:39.552 Linus: Because there's no way he was going to do that on his own. 392 00:13:40.252 --> 00:13:40.853 Sammy: Wait, you see... 393 00:13:40.853 --> 00:13:43.122 I don't want you to just waste your time doing nothing here. 394 00:13:43.122 --> 00:13:44.156 Linus: No, I'm not going to waste my time doing nothing; 395 00:13:44.156 --> 00:13:44.957 Linus: I'm going to go to the washroom. 396 00:13:44.957 --> 00:13:45.357 Sammy: Okay. 397 00:13:45.991 --> 00:13:49.295 Linus: You can't notify Luke he's about to lose, that's ridiculous. 398 00:13:49.295 --> 00:13:50.229 Sammy: Well, he's already lost. 399 00:13:50.229 --> 00:13:51.163 Linus: That's ridiculous. 400 00:13:51.163 --> 00:13:51.697 Linus: No, because it's- 401 00:13:51.831 --> 00:13:52.331 Sammy: Oh, okay. 402 00:13:52.331 --> 00:13:53.299 Linus: It starts at 4:45. 403 00:13:53.365 --> 00:13:54.033 Sammy: Alright, alright. 404 00:13:54.033 --> 00:13:54.967 Linus: He's got seven more minutes. 405 00:13:56.635 --> 00:13:57.570 Sammy: You said you won though! 406 00:13:58.404 --> 00:14:01.640 Linus: Well, yeah; I mean... I didn't lose, that's a win. 407 00:14:03.209 --> 00:14:05.277 Sammy: That makes no sense! 408 00:14:05.277 --> 00:14:06.145 Linus: It makes perfect sense. 409 00:14:06.245 --> 00:14:07.847 Linus: Why are you following me to the bathroom? 410 00:14:08.047 --> 00:14:09.481 Sammy: I'm just going to- Well, I'm just talking! 411 00:14:09.481 --> 00:14:10.049 Linus: What's your problem? 412 00:14:10.049 --> 00:14:11.350 Sammy: I'm just talking to you. 413 00:14:11.750 --> 00:14:12.418 Linus: What's wrong with you? 414 00:14:13.452 --> 00:14:14.086 Sammy: Hello? 415 00:14:17.823 --> 00:14:19.024 Sammy: Oh, I thought you were Luke. 416 00:14:19.758 --> 00:14:20.326 Linus: No. 417 00:14:20.426 --> 00:14:21.293 Sammy: I was kind of excited. 418 00:14:21.293 --> 00:14:22.061 Linus: I'm me, what? 419 00:14:22.328 --> 00:14:23.162 Linus: And now you're not? 420 00:14:23.195 --> 00:14:26.098 Sammy: No, I was like ooooh, now there's- Now there's tension, you know? 421 00:14:26.298 --> 00:14:27.299 Linus: No tension, I win. 422 00:14:28.701 --> 00:14:29.235 Sammy: Booo. 423 00:14:29.235 --> 00:14:30.236 Linus: I should go lock the doors. 424 00:14:30.402 --> 00:14:30.936 Sammy: Why? 425 00:14:31.503 --> 00:14:32.371 Linus: So that he can't get in. 426 00:14:32.404 --> 00:14:33.672 Sammy: So that he can be more late? 427 00:14:34.373 --> 00:14:35.174 Sammy: You can do that. 428 00:14:35.307 --> 00:14:36.976 Linus: No, he's not; he's not going to be more late. 429 00:14:36.976 --> 00:14:38.944 Linus: How many times am I going to tell you? It starts at 4:45. 430 00:14:38.944 --> 00:14:40.846 Sammy: Yeah, but if you lock the doors he'll be more late is what I'm saying. 431 00:14:41.647 --> 00:14:43.482 Sammy: He's not- He's going to be at 4:45; 432 00:14:43.849 --> 00:14:45.117 Sammy: if he doesn't, then he's actually really late. 433 00:14:47.586 --> 00:14:49.555 Linus: How loud do you think I have to be to make your mic clip? 434 00:14:50.256 --> 00:14:51.056 Sammy: Not that loud. 435 00:14:52.191 --> 00:14:53.158 Sammy: I can lower to my... 436 00:14:53.158 --> 00:14:54.560 Linus: Clip or peak? Peak. 437 00:14:54.793 --> 00:14:56.095 Sammy: I can lower a little bit. 438 00:14:56.228 --> 00:14:57.596 Sammy: Forward to voicemail? 439 00:14:57.596 --> 00:14:59.131 Voicemail: Luke Lafreniere is currently unavailable. 440 00:14:59.131 --> 00:14:59.932 Sammy: Wooow. 441 00:14:59.932 --> 00:15:00.332 Linus: Got him. 442 00:15:00.366 --> 00:15:01.500 Linus: Let's leave him a voicemail. 443 00:15:01.500 --> 00:15:03.335 Voicemail: Please leave a message after the tone. 444 00:15:04.136 --> 00:15:05.170 Voicemail: When you have finished, 445 00:15:05.204 --> 00:15:08.173 please hang up or press the pound key for more options. 446 00:15:10.676 --> 00:15:12.878 Linus: Hey, this is Sammy. 447 00:15:12.945 --> 00:15:17.650 Linus: Um, I, um, I work a lot... 448 00:15:18.651 --> 00:15:23.055 Linus: and um, and when I build computers I don't do it very good. 449 00:15:23.088 --> 00:15:23.422 Sammy: What!? 450 00:15:23.422 --> 00:15:25.057 Linus: And, um... 451 00:15:29.695 --> 00:15:31.297 Linus: Sorry, I've got to go; I'm working. 452 00:15:34.767 --> 00:15:36.201 Sammy: What is that voice? 453 00:15:37.069 --> 00:15:39.905 Sammy: What do you mean? I don't know how to build computers properly? 454 00:15:39.939 --> 00:15:42.608 Sammy: Okay, that- That mother- 455 00:15:42.608 --> 00:15:43.642 Linus: Dude! What are you talking about? 456 00:15:43.676 --> 00:15:47.112 Linus: How can you even, how can you even challenge that statement? 457 00:15:47.112 --> 00:15:48.747 Sammy: That motherboard was borked, right? 458 00:15:49.048 --> 00:15:51.183 Linus: Yeah! Why do you think it was borked? 459 00:15:51.183 --> 00:15:51.817 Sammy: Not my fault. 460 00:15:51.817 --> 00:15:53.385 Sammy: I blame no one. 461 00:15:53.419 --> 00:15:55.321 Linus: Like, my upper lip is so dry. 462 00:15:55.321 --> 00:15:57.756 Linus: You're like making me smile and laugh, 463 00:15:57.790 --> 00:16:01.794 and it's really painful because it's like only my upper lip is super dry, 464 00:16:01.794 --> 00:16:02.995 and I put chapstick on a little while ago. 465 00:16:02.995 --> 00:16:04.830 Linus: Sorry; I'm, I'm trying to... 466 00:16:04.830 --> 00:16:06.832 Sammy: I'll be, I'll be less funny; sorry. 467 00:16:06.865 --> 00:16:08.233 Linus: Yeah, well, thank you. 468 00:16:08.867 --> 00:16:09.368 Linus: Ah! 469 00:16:11.170 --> 00:16:14.506 Linus: It's like, at the ver- It's on the verge of splitting; 470 00:16:14.540 --> 00:16:17.943 so I keep- Okay. 471 00:16:19.912 --> 00:16:20.846 Linus: Serious now. 472 00:16:22.314 --> 00:16:23.382 Sammy: That computer was not my fault. 473 00:16:23.382 --> 00:16:23.882 Linus: Stop. 474 00:16:26.151 --> 00:16:26.618 Linus: Stop it! 475 00:16:27.653 --> 00:16:29.455 Linus: It hasn't had time to soften yet. 476 00:16:31.390 --> 00:16:32.124 Linus: Damn it, Sammy. 477 00:16:32.157 --> 00:16:32.558 Sammy: No. 478 00:16:32.591 --> 00:16:34.793 Sammy: I'm gonna make sure your lips rip if you think my computer's bad. 479 00:16:34.793 --> 00:16:36.261 Linus: That is so mean! 480 00:16:37.062 --> 00:16:38.097 Linus: That is so mean! 481 00:16:38.130 --> 00:16:39.598 Linus: Why would you do that to anyone? 482 00:16:40.632 --> 00:16:42.368 Sammy: Because you insulted my computer building. 483 00:16:43.035 --> 00:16:44.870 Linus: I mean, you had it coming. 484 00:16:45.371 --> 00:16:47.306 Sammy: It literally says right there, don't grab it from here. 485 00:16:50.242 --> 00:16:51.343 Sammy: There are rules in place. 486 00:16:51.377 --> 00:16:53.779 Linus: I mean, Elijah's gonna enforce them? 487 00:16:53.846 --> 00:16:54.480 Linus: Please. 488 00:16:55.714 --> 00:16:56.548 Sammy: Listen, you can't- 489 00:16:57.082 --> 00:16:58.784 Sammy: I'm literally recording you breaking the rules. 490 00:16:58.817 --> 00:17:01.286 Linus: What are these? What's a probiotic fruit bar? 491 00:17:01.854 --> 00:17:03.122 Sammy: I think it's just- 492 00:17:03.122 --> 00:17:04.023 Sammy: Artificial fruit. 493 00:17:04.023 --> 00:17:04.957 Linus: It sounds so hippy. 494 00:17:06.058 --> 00:17:07.126 Sammy: I think it's artificial fruit. 495 00:17:10.029 --> 00:17:11.797 Linus: Man, I hate marketing, dude. 496 00:17:11.797 --> 00:17:13.465 Linus: Like, look at this, look at this. 497 00:17:13.465 --> 00:17:14.900 Only three ingredients! 498 00:17:16.168 --> 00:17:18.137 Oh, non-GMO verified! 499 00:17:18.537 --> 00:17:20.639 One billion live cultures! 500 00:17:20.639 --> 00:17:24.877 It's like, okay yeah but like out of 20 grams, 501 00:17:26.045 --> 00:17:28.080 11 grams of it is sugar. 502 00:17:29.782 --> 00:17:31.216 This is not healthy. 503 00:17:32.484 --> 00:17:34.787 Sammy: It's probably for like kids who run around all day, you know? 504 00:17:34.820 --> 00:17:36.055 Linus: Yeah, I guess. 505 00:17:38.824 --> 00:17:41.460 Linus: Just doing a pinch check to see if I can have snackies. 506 00:17:41.493 --> 00:17:42.728 Sammy: What's that? 507 00:17:43.262 --> 00:17:43.729 Linus: What? 508 00:17:43.762 --> 00:17:47.066 Linus: Dude, you're gonna reach your late 30s 509 00:17:47.066 --> 00:17:49.301 Linus: and you're gonna have to do a pinch test too. 510 00:17:49.301 --> 00:17:50.602 Sammy: No, I already reached my age. 511 00:17:50.602 --> 00:17:51.303 Linus: Snackies. 512 00:17:51.336 --> 00:17:52.104 Sammy: My knees are f***ed. 513 00:17:52.704 --> 00:17:53.672 Sammy: There he is. 514 00:17:54.506 --> 00:17:55.040 Luke: Whoa. 515 00:17:55.074 --> 00:17:56.442 Linus: Oh, he could still beat me. 516 00:17:56.575 --> 00:17:57.843 Linus: He could still beat me. 517 00:18:02.381 --> 00:18:05.284 Luke: Oh, look; there's a famous badminton player out front. 518 00:18:05.317 --> 00:18:06.718 Linus: I'm running in slow motion 519 00:18:07.252 --> 00:18:08.620 Luke: You gotta go take a picture with him. 520 00:18:11.023 --> 00:18:12.891 Linus: Oh, made it! 521 00:18:13.559 --> 00:18:14.259 Sammy: Why are you so late, Luke? 522 00:18:14.259 --> 00:18:15.160 Linus: So close, you were so close Luke. 523 00:18:15.394 --> 00:18:15.828 Luke: Yeah? 524 00:18:15.961 --> 00:18:16.662 Linus: You almost beat me. 525 00:18:16.662 --> 00:18:17.362 Luke: Oh, yeah, okay. 526 00:18:17.396 --> 00:18:19.031 Luke: Were you not already in here? 527 00:18:19.064 --> 00:18:19.398 Linus: Yeah. 528 00:18:22.301 --> 00:18:23.602 Luke: Anything for the views. 529 00:18:23.635 --> 00:18:25.471 Sammy: Why are you so late, Luke? We even called you. 530 00:18:25.471 --> 00:18:26.371 Luke: I was working. 531 00:18:26.371 --> 00:18:27.573 Luke: You called me while I was on a call. 532 00:18:27.573 --> 00:18:28.907 Linus: Yeah, he left you a voicemail. 533 00:18:28.907 --> 00:18:30.008 Luke: While I was on a call. 534 00:18:30.042 --> 00:18:32.077 Linus: He left you a voicemail to try to help you. 535 00:18:32.077 --> 00:18:33.745 Luke: To try to help me? 536 00:18:33.946 --> 00:18:35.581 Linus: It's a quality voicemail. 537 00:18:36.081 --> 00:18:39.585 Luke: All my voicemails are just like, blank noise and then it hangs up. 538 00:18:39.618 --> 00:18:40.719 Linus: Voicemail is cringe. 539 00:18:40.719 --> 00:18:43.956 Luke: It's just some bot that happened to finally get to voicemail. 540 00:18:43.956 --> 00:18:46.959 Luke: All my voicemails are from Linus and they're from 2022. 541 00:18:46.992 --> 00:18:47.559 Linus: No, that's a lie. 542 00:18:47.559 --> 00:18:48.160 Sammy: On Teams. 543 00:18:48.193 --> 00:18:49.695 Linus: Yeah, on Teams. 544 00:18:50.496 --> 00:18:51.530 Luke: Yeah, this is Teams. 545 00:18:51.530 --> 00:18:51.897 Linus: What? 546 00:18:51.930 --> 00:18:52.364 Sammy: What? 547 00:18:53.465 --> 00:18:54.967 Luke: Teams is amazing. 548 00:18:54.967 --> 00:18:56.835 Luke: It says, voicemail from Sammy. 549 00:18:56.835 --> 00:18:58.437 Luke: Click on it, Linus. 550 00:18:59.471 --> 00:19:00.205 Sammy: Wait, can I see? 551 00:19:01.540 --> 00:19:02.875 Linus: Yeah, it's probably fine. 552 00:19:02.875 --> 00:19:03.942 Luke: No, there's other stuff. 553 00:19:04.243 --> 00:19:05.144 Linus: Just cover it. 554 00:19:05.144 --> 00:19:07.379 Linus: Here, here; cover the bottom of your screen and I'll do this. 555 00:19:07.379 --> 00:19:08.580 Linus: Voicemail from Sammy. 556 00:19:09.615 --> 00:19:10.149 Linus: Click. 557 00:19:11.049 --> 00:19:11.984 Linus: All of them are from me. 558 00:19:11.984 --> 00:19:13.085 Luke and Linus: And from 2022. 559 00:19:14.720 --> 00:19:15.387 Sammy: Great job, Teams. 560 00:19:15.988 --> 00:19:17.489 Luke: It's gone. 561 00:19:18.056 --> 00:19:20.626 Linus: Well, as we learned a few weeks ago all of our problems with Teams 562 00:19:20.626 --> 00:19:22.794 Linus: are caused by the configuration of Teams. 563 00:19:23.328 --> 00:19:25.264 Luke: That wasn't even it, by the way. 564 00:19:25.264 --> 00:19:25.764 Linus: I think it's on you. 565 00:19:25.764 --> 00:19:26.999 Luke: That was entirely not it. 566 00:19:27.032 --> 00:19:28.167 Luke: He actually just like... 567 00:19:29.034 --> 00:19:33.906 Luke: it's reasonable, I will say it's reasonable, but was using it wrong. 568 00:19:35.073 --> 00:19:36.074 Linus: I don't know what you're talking about. 569 00:19:36.074 --> 00:19:36.942 Luke: It's reasonable, though. 570 00:19:36.942 --> 00:19:37.709 Linus: I don't know what you're talking about. 571 00:19:37.709 --> 00:19:38.844 Luke: It's actually reasonable. 572 00:19:39.211 --> 00:19:41.146 Luke: I will 100% concede that. 573 00:19:41.213 --> 00:19:41.947 Linus: What were my issues again? 574 00:19:41.947 --> 00:19:43.715 Luke: Microsoft like, tells you 575 00:19:43.715 --> 00:19:44.183 Linus: I forget. 576 00:19:44.183 --> 00:19:45.551 Luke: specifically to use my- 577 00:19:45.851 --> 00:19:47.419 Linus: Oh no, not the 2FA thing. 578 00:19:47.619 --> 00:19:48.053 Luke: Oh. 579 00:19:49.454 --> 00:19:50.756 Linus: What was it? Something else. 580 00:19:50.756 --> 00:19:51.857 Linus: Or maybe it was the 2FA thing. 581 00:19:51.857 --> 00:19:52.958 Luke: I'm pretty sure it was the 2FA thing. 582 00:19:53.025 --> 00:19:55.060 Linus: How often that it's allowed to sign in, 583 00:19:55.060 --> 00:19:57.362 Linus: that like every- We can't turn off the every 30 days thing? 584 00:19:57.362 --> 00:20:00.399 Luke: Oh, that I don't know on that one. 585 00:20:00.399 --> 00:20:00.966 Linus: Oh, okay. 586 00:20:00.966 --> 00:20:04.236 Luke: The 2FA thing, people claimed that it was a configuration issue; 587 00:20:04.236 --> 00:20:07.906 then I looked into it and you claiming that you couldn't use another 2FA was just wrong. 588 00:20:07.906 --> 00:20:08.640 Linus: Hmm. 589 00:20:08.640 --> 00:20:09.141 Linus: Oh. 590 00:20:09.141 --> 00:20:11.143 Luke: We never made it so that you couldn't use another 2FA; 591 00:20:11.476 --> 00:20:14.780 its just, the way that Microsoft words it when you're setting up your account, 592 00:20:14.780 --> 00:20:18.083 like, really sounds like you have to use theirs. 593 00:20:18.083 --> 00:20:21.253 Linus: I remember asking someone at the time and they told me yes, 594 00:20:21.286 --> 00:20:22.955 so I just didn't question it. 595 00:20:22.988 --> 00:20:26.158 Luke: That might also be fair and valid, so somebody else might have misinterpreted it. 596 00:20:26.158 --> 00:20:27.793 Luke: But yeah, we never turn that setting on. 597 00:20:27.793 --> 00:20:32.764 Luke: And there are multiple people at the workplace that use other 2FA things for Microsoft. 598 00:20:32.798 --> 00:20:35.767 Linus: I just really want to not have to sign back in every 30 days. 599 00:20:35.801 --> 00:20:37.803 Linus: It drives me absolutely batsh** crazy, 600 00:20:37.836 --> 00:20:41.173 especially when there are so much more important things 601 00:20:41.173 --> 00:20:43.575 that I am signed into perpetually, like my email. 602 00:20:44.276 --> 00:20:47.179 Luke: The argument is that we use it for a single sign-on for lots of stuff. 603 00:20:48.046 --> 00:20:52.551 Linus: Okay, but I use my email as a second factor for lots of stuff. 604 00:20:52.551 --> 00:20:55.988 Linus: So, all I'm asking for is consistency. 605 00:20:55.988 --> 00:20:56.655 Luke: I don't think you're wrong. 606 00:20:56.688 --> 00:20:58.323 Luke: I don't know if we ever actually- 607 00:20:58.957 --> 00:21:00.158 Linus: It's security theater, man. 608 00:21:00.292 --> 00:21:02.294 Luke: We can look more into the settings for that, 609 00:21:02.294 --> 00:21:05.197 but I don't think we ever set it to sign it up. 610 00:21:05.297 --> 00:21:08.634 Linus: I know, Jake told me that it was unavoidable 611 00:21:08.634 --> 00:21:11.436 and it was Microsoft's thing, and that it has to be- 612 00:21:11.436 --> 00:21:13.138 Luke: Yeah, I think that's true. 613 00:21:13.138 --> 00:21:14.640 Linus: Which I just think is just so ridiculous. 614 00:21:14.640 --> 00:21:18.210 Luke: Because I don't get signed out of Slack, ever. 615 00:21:18.210 --> 00:21:18.777 Linus: I know. 616 00:21:19.111 --> 00:21:21.213 Sammy: I don't think I literally ever have. 617 00:21:21.246 --> 00:21:23.515 Luke: To the point where every time that I have to re-sign into Slack, 618 00:21:23.548 --> 00:21:25.584 I'm like what is this flow? This is so weird. 619 00:21:25.584 --> 00:21:27.119 You have to go to a browser and like- 620 00:21:27.152 --> 00:21:27.619 Linus: Right. 621 00:21:27.619 --> 00:21:29.721 Luke: It's very odd, but then you never have to do it again. 622 00:21:29.755 --> 00:21:32.557 Linus: I have title ideas, because unlike some people I've been working. 623 00:21:33.725 --> 00:21:34.826 Luke: Whoa! 624 00:21:34.926 --> 00:21:36.662 Luke: That's not true. 625 00:21:37.562 --> 00:21:39.097 Sammy: He was late because he was working. 626 00:21:39.131 --> 00:21:40.232 Luke: Exactly. 627 00:21:43.835 --> 00:21:44.503 Sammy: Nope - no it was on video 628 00:21:44.503 --> 00:21:46.705 Linus: I hope you were working more than this excuse. 629 00:21:48.840 --> 00:21:50.108 Linus: Because your excuse isn't working. 630 00:21:51.410 --> 00:21:51.943 Luke: I got it. 631 00:21:51.977 --> 00:21:53.779 Luke: This part should probably not go in. 632 00:21:53.845 --> 00:21:54.313 Sammy: Okay. 633 00:21:54.446 --> 00:21:55.180 Sammy: Bye! 634 00:21:56.148 --> 00:21:56.848 Sammy: Bye! 635 00:21:57.349 --> 00:21:57.783 Dan: Good time. 636 00:21:57.883 --> 00:21:58.784 Sammy: Can I enter? 637 00:21:59.518 --> 00:22:00.018 Dan: Probably. 638 00:22:00.085 --> 00:22:02.020 Sammy: Wait, sorry; I got some Luke. 639 00:22:05.157 --> 00:22:05.757 Sammy: Hi. 640 00:22:06.124 --> 00:22:06.692 Luke: What's up? 641 00:22:06.692 --> 00:22:07.192 Sammy: WAN late. 642 00:22:07.192 --> 00:22:07.693 Luke: Is he in yet? 643 00:22:07.826 --> 00:22:09.428 Luke: He was like right here, where'd he go? 644 00:22:09.961 --> 00:22:12.831 DMS: Oh, he went upstairs to go film something up there. 645 00:22:12.831 --> 00:22:13.365 Luke: Oh. 646 00:22:13.365 --> 00:22:14.633 DMS: Pick up shots for something they were just doing. 647 00:22:14.633 --> 00:22:16.501 Luke: So, he's definitely going to be late then. 648 00:22:17.102 --> 00:22:19.638 DMS: Right, he was told by Reece that it would be 4:30. 649 00:22:19.671 --> 00:22:20.839 Reece: He said a brand name wrong. 650 00:22:20.839 --> 00:22:21.473 Sammy: I'm looking at the clock right now. 651 00:22:21.473 --> 00:22:21.907 DMS: He said what? 652 00:22:21.907 --> 00:22:23.241 Reece: He said a brand name wrong. 653 00:22:23.709 --> 00:22:25.444 Luke: It sounds like his fault. 654 00:22:25.444 --> 00:22:26.445 DMS: Look, we have a camera and a camera. 655 00:22:26.712 --> 00:22:27.646 Sammy: Two cameras. 656 00:22:27.646 --> 00:22:29.514 Sammy: Whoaaa. 657 00:22:30.282 --> 00:22:31.083 DMS: Crazy. 658 00:22:31.116 --> 00:22:31.750 Sammy: I'm going to bother Linus now. 659 00:22:31.750 --> 00:22:32.217 Dan: Late. 660 00:22:32.918 --> 00:22:34.519 Sammy: Late! I'm going to bother Linus; bye. 661 00:22:34.519 --> 00:22:35.087 Luke: Bye. 662 00:22:39.391 --> 00:22:43.662 Linus: They're catching up! Congrats, China, better late than never. 663 00:22:43.695 --> 00:22:45.797 Linus: Okay; seriously though- 664 00:22:45.964 --> 00:22:46.765 Linus: No, I'm serious. 665 00:22:46.765 --> 00:22:47.532 Mark: Yeah, I think that's... 666 00:22:47.532 --> 00:22:48.033 Linus: We good? 667 00:22:48.066 --> 00:22:48.633 Mark: Thank you. 668 00:22:48.767 --> 00:22:50.268 Linus: No, thank you. 669 00:22:51.103 --> 00:22:52.137 Linus: I can still make it. 670 00:22:52.637 --> 00:22:53.372 Linus: It's 4:30. 671 00:22:59.044 --> 00:22:59.711 Sammy: He's running! 672 00:23:06.151 --> 00:23:07.219 Sammy: Jesus Christ! 673 00:23:08.787 --> 00:23:12.891 Luke: And you we're already late anyways; that was so unnecessary. 674 00:23:13.058 --> 00:23:15.761 Dan: You just have to, you know, kick something over sometimes. 675 00:23:16.395 --> 00:23:17.796 Luke: What did you even run into? 676 00:23:17.863 --> 00:23:18.830 Sammy: A box. 677 00:23:18.930 --> 00:23:20.265 Luke: Oh wait, you have a beard! 678 00:23:21.566 --> 00:23:22.701 Luke: Let's go! 679 00:23:23.335 --> 00:23:24.436 Sammy: Oh yeah, this is week one. 680 00:23:24.436 --> 00:23:25.337 Sammy: Week one of your beard. 681 00:23:25.337 --> 00:23:27.706 Luke: Yeah, we see we've got other people clapping. 682 00:23:27.739 --> 00:23:28.440 Luke: That's good. 683 00:23:28.440 --> 00:23:32.511 Sammy: We should take a picture on this wall each week, of your beard progress. 684 00:23:33.078 --> 00:23:35.113 Linus: I don't know if we need to do that. 685 00:23:35.614 --> 00:23:36.148 Sammy: Why? 686 00:23:37.749 --> 00:23:38.383 Sammy: It's good content. 687 00:23:39.084 --> 00:23:41.219 Linus: We can do anything you want, Sammy. 688 00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:41.987 Linus: For you- 689 00:23:41.987 --> 00:23:42.687 Sammy: Just stand on the wall. 690 00:23:42.687 --> 00:23:44.356 Linus: For you, there are no rules. 691 00:23:44.389 --> 00:23:46.024 Sammy: You say that, but you're not standing on the wall. 692 00:23:46.057 --> 00:23:47.025 Luke: What shirt is that? 693 00:23:47.025 --> 00:23:47.692 Linus: Oh my God. 694 00:23:48.093 --> 00:23:49.127 Luke: What shirt is that? 695 00:23:49.127 --> 00:23:49.895 Sammy: It's Floatplane. 696 00:23:49.995 --> 00:23:50.562 Luke: Turn around. 697 00:23:50.862 --> 00:23:53.665 Sammy: We upload on Floatplane; or LTT Store. 698 00:23:53.665 --> 00:23:54.966 Sammy: Wait, hold on, I need to get this. 699 00:23:55.233 --> 00:23:55.567 Luke: Today!? 700 00:23:55.567 --> 00:23:56.234 Sammy: Week one. 701 00:23:57.669 --> 00:23:58.103 Sammy: Okay. 702 00:23:58.503 --> 00:23:59.037 Sammy: Yeah. 703 00:23:59.171 --> 00:24:00.038 Sammy: No, a long time ago. 704 00:24:00.705 --> 00:24:02.841 Luke: Just a... What!? 705 00:24:04.075 --> 00:24:06.645 Sammy: Do you want to explain why we have a guest at the WAN Show? 706 00:24:06.745 --> 00:24:07.145 Linus: No. 707 00:24:08.480 --> 00:24:10.715 DMS: Oh, yeah; I'm just here for the ride. 708 00:24:11.883 --> 00:24:12.684 Sammy: Alright. 709 00:24:12.717 --> 00:24:15.220 Linus: Yeah, he was supervising ShortCircuit 710 00:24:15.253 --> 00:24:17.389 to make sure we don't say anything dumb about headphones. 711 00:24:18.190 --> 00:24:18.924 Sammy: Did you say anything dumb? 712 00:24:18.924 --> 00:24:19.424 Linus: Tall order. 713 00:24:19.524 --> 00:24:21.293 Linus: I don't know, did I say anything dumb about headphones? 714 00:24:21.426 --> 00:24:21.860 DMS: No, you didn't; 715 00:24:21.860 --> 00:24:24.229 but when can I replace the headphones that you use on WAN Show? 716 00:24:24.329 --> 00:24:25.464 Linus: Tomorrow. 717 00:24:25.564 --> 00:24:28.366 Linus: I f***ing hate the ATH 50... 718 00:24:28.366 --> 00:24:29.901 Luke: Neither of us like these at all. 719 00:24:29.901 --> 00:24:32.571 DMS: It just so happens that I absolutely hate them with a burning passion; 720 00:24:32.571 --> 00:24:34.406 it's my mission to eradicate them from here. 721 00:24:34.406 --> 00:24:35.774 Sammy: Aren't they like industry standard? 722 00:24:35.907 --> 00:24:38.143 Linus: They're industry standard not because they're good; 723 00:24:38.210 --> 00:24:39.978 they're industry standard because they're cheap. 724 00:24:40.078 --> 00:24:40.879 Sammy: Oooh. 725 00:24:40.912 --> 00:24:43.014 DMS: Mostly because they're resistant too, that's a big thing. 726 00:24:43.014 --> 00:24:45.217 Dan: Musicians can throw them on the ground and no one will cry. 727 00:24:45.917 --> 00:24:47.686 DMS: Do you care if I bring headphones 728 00:24:47.686 --> 00:24:50.589 that are slightly open back but are just very comfy? 729 00:24:51.523 --> 00:24:56.228 Linus: No, but also I could just get headphones. 730 00:24:56.361 --> 00:24:58.530 DMS: Let me decide which ones you should get. 731 00:24:59.197 --> 00:25:02.133 Linus: We've done sponsorships with these guys before; 732 00:25:02.133 --> 00:25:04.269 you should check with the business team if we still work with them 733 00:25:04.269 --> 00:25:05.403 and make sure we get something compatible. 734 00:25:05.403 --> 00:25:06.304 Luke: Yeah, having replaceable parts. 735 00:25:06.304 --> 00:25:07.973 Linus: Because having WAN branded ones 736 00:25:07.973 --> 00:25:10.509 is honestly worth more to me than having better headphones. 737 00:25:10.509 --> 00:25:10.876 DMS: Okay. 738 00:25:10.876 --> 00:25:11.676 Linus: They look so cool. 739 00:25:11.776 --> 00:25:14.479 Linus: I like your base so much that all of it should belong to us. 740 00:25:14.479 --> 00:25:15.714 You know? Like- 741 00:25:15.747 --> 00:25:16.548 DMS: You're so real for that. 742 00:25:16.548 --> 00:25:17.482 Linus: I agree, I agree. 743 00:25:17.482 --> 00:25:18.216 Luke: Do you know that reference? 744 00:25:18.216 --> 00:25:18.717 DMS: Yes, I do. 745 00:25:18.717 --> 00:25:19.184 Luke: Nice. 746 00:25:19.284 --> 00:25:22.053 DMS: I'm 41, okay? I'm not a child. 747 00:25:22.153 --> 00:25:23.855 Luke: I just- You never know. 748 00:25:23.855 --> 00:25:26.124 Linus: You have no time to survive! Make your time! 749 00:25:26.591 --> 00:25:29.261 Luke: Nick in the lab made a Powerthirst reference the other day 750 00:25:29.261 --> 00:25:30.862 and no one knew what he was talking about. 751 00:25:30.896 --> 00:25:33.431 DMS: I had dial-up until like the year before I graduated high school. 752 00:25:33.431 --> 00:25:35.000 Luke: Dan just died inside. 753 00:25:35.033 --> 00:25:37.102 Sammy: Wait, what's that? What's Powerthirst? 754 00:25:38.637 --> 00:25:40.005 Sammy: I'm serious, I don't know. 755 00:25:40.071 --> 00:25:41.473 Luke: Power Thirst! 756 00:25:41.506 --> 00:25:42.307 DMS: I did, yeah. 757 00:25:42.407 --> 00:25:42.974 Luke: Yeah. 758 00:25:43.108 --> 00:25:43.675 Sammy: I don't get that reference. 759 00:25:43.675 --> 00:25:45.210 DMS: Gratuitous amounts of energy! 760 00:25:45.210 --> 00:25:45.710 Luke: Energy! 761 00:25:46.144 --> 00:25:47.746 Sammy: I know all your base, and- 762 00:25:49.047 --> 00:25:49.848 Luke: Energy! 763 00:25:49.881 --> 00:25:52.851 DMS: I did have someone ask me recently what dial-up was. 764 00:25:53.318 --> 00:25:53.718 Luke: Oh. 765 00:25:54.386 --> 00:25:55.854 Sammy: Well, enjoy WAN. 766 00:25:55.987 --> 00:25:57.489 Luke: Okay, bye. 767 00:25:57.589 --> 00:25:58.223 Sammy: Goodbye. 768 00:25:59.424 --> 00:26:02.060 Sammy: Thanks for watching the one-year anniversary of Why Is WAN Late? 769 00:26:02.160 --> 00:26:04.829 It's incredible that we've done this for a whole year, 770 00:26:04.930 --> 00:26:07.299 because it genuinely feels like yesterday we just started. 771 00:26:07.399 --> 00:26:09.534 Leave a like so I know you guys are enjoying the series; 772 00:26:09.534 --> 00:26:11.836 and we can go on for 10, 20 years from now. 773 00:26:11.937 --> 00:26:15.006 And see you for season three with rules now. 774 00:26:15.106 --> 00:26:15.807 Wow! 775 00:26:15.874 --> 00:26:17.576 It only took a year.