1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:07,279 Oh, hey. Uh, I got your order at Tech News here. Um, would you mind if I uh 2 00:00:05,279 --> 00:00:13,000 just uh can you just close the door? Uh, just so I can take a photo just quick. 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:13,000 Just close the door. Okay, thank you. 4 00:00:14,160 --> 00:00:19,600 So, is that is that how things are delivered now for anyone else? Cuz it's 5 00:00:17,279 --> 00:00:23,840 weird. U anyway, tech news. Apple is planning some revolutionary changes to 6 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:30,400 iPhone. According to the latest newsletter from he who seeth all apples, 7 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:32,079 Bloomberg's Mark of House Germades, at 8 00:00:30,400 --> 00:00:37,920 Apple's September event, we're going to get the iPhone 17 Air, the super super 9 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:43,120 slim device Gur says is meant to replace the iPhone 16 Plus. In exchange for its 10 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:47,920 increased risk of bending, you'll get less battery life, only a single rear 11 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:52,160 camera, and no SIM card slot, even outside the US. You know, life comes 12 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:58,160 with trade-offs. Thankfully, September's event will reportedly also feature just 13 00:00:54,160 --> 00:01:00,800 a regular iPhone 17, 17 Pro, and 17 Pro 14 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:04,879 Max. Although, I predict even the most normie Apple fans will still be side 15 00:01:02,879 --> 00:01:10,560 eyeing the slim one. That's probably worse. But what if they're the first of 16 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:12,479 their friends to get it? But 2026 is 17 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:17,119 when things get interesting with the iPhone 18 Fold. in case the name had you 18 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:20,799 stumped, that one's going to compete with the various other foldable phones, 19 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:27,040 finally giving the Apple stands an option. And then in 2027, 20 years after 20 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:32,000 the launch of the first iPhone, we're getting a special curved glass iPhone, 21 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:38,079 which previous rumors have described as having potentially no ports at all, just 22 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:40,000 a smooth, unbroken surface, like how Ken 23 00:01:38,079 --> 00:01:45,920 dolls look under their tiny designer shorts. Just like ASRock's revolutionary 24 00:01:42,799 --> 00:01:47,520 12volt high power GPU cable update. Uh, 25 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:51,360 which is a segue that made sense before I edited this script. Plof helped me 26 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:56,799 write it because he is a saint. And so is ASRock. Not only for making the 90° 27 00:01:54,720 --> 00:02:01,280 connector dozens of you might have been asking for, but for making the pins 28 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:06,399 light green so you can easily tell if it's fully inserted into your GPU or 29 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:11,120 not. Imagine. And if you're still not satisfied, there's a nifty little NTC 30 00:02:08,879 --> 00:02:16,000 sensor you plug in that shuts down your PC if it starts overheating. Something 31 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:19,920 that I have to assume just got invented this year. Or why wasn't it in there 32 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:23,120 already? Look, at this point, I don't even care if it was NVIDIA who started 33 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:27,200 this whole mess. I'm just happy to see somebody trying to fix it. Even if 34 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:30,800 they're wasting valuable marketing dollars trying to convince you to put 35 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:35,519 stickers on the otherwise blank connector, just some pizzazz. It's okay. 36 00:02:33,599 --> 00:02:41,360 I've seen people spend money on stupider things like Elon Musk who says he's 37 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:44,360 starting a new AI company called Macro 38 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,360 hard. 39 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:50,959 But why? Well, he says it's a tongue-in-cheek name, but the project is 40 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:57,120 very real. He's claiming they can simulate everything software companies 41 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:59,280 like Microsoft do using AI. Now, I've 42 00:02:57,120 --> 00:03:03,120 said this before, but Elon claiming that something will happen has been proven to 43 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:06,480 be pretty good evidence that it will not. Although, here's one exception to 44 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:12,879 that rule. 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God, 63 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:37,199 do I have to do everything around here? That's probably how teachers feel when 64 00:04:34,639 --> 00:04:42,880 someone suggests arming them to help stop school shootings. But someone else 65 00:04:39,199 --> 00:04:44,960 had a better idea. Drones. Why not slap 66 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:49,759 guns onto those bad boys, huh? And then just fly them into the schools during an 67 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:53,360 active shooting. Oh man. Well, that may soon be a reality because there's only 68 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:56,720 one governor of one state I can think of that would try this. If you guessed 69 00:04:55,120 --> 00:05:01,919 Ronda Santis and Florida, congratulations. You win a trip to 70 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:07,600 Alligator Alcatraz. Oh man, you can tell PLO wrote these. Okay, unfortunately, 71 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:12,400 Florida's not getting a Netflix house. Oh man, they've started ticket pre-sales 72 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:17,919 and announced the opening dates for the event at Philadelphia November 12th and 73 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:23,120 Dallas December 11th. These are free to enter experiences uh spanning over a 74 00:05:20,639 --> 00:05:28,240 100,000 square feet that feature their biggest and most successful shows like 75 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:32,960 Squid Game and Love is Blind. So, it's kind of like Disneyland, but you don't 76 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:37,120 pay to get in. Might speak to its quality. Uh, we'll have to see. Lunch 77 00:05:35,199 --> 00:05:42,160 probably is less than $100, though. Something you might pay for soon is a 78 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:46,320 quirky new food delivery robot. Gee, I really hope all of those laidoff compsai 79 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:53,280 majors aren't looking for gig work in the next couple of years because it looks like clankers are coming for that, 80 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:55,759 too. Plof, you're going to get us killed 81 00:05:53,280 --> 00:06:01,440 by the AI when it takes over. Okay. Uh, the Robo Mart RM5 has 10 lockers, 82 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:09,360 operates on public roads, and carries up to 500 lb of goods. Well, it's got me 83 00:06:05,680 --> 00:06:11,680 beat. That's rude to me. Too bad it 84 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:18,639 doesn't have NVIDIA's new robot brain powering it. The Jetson AGX Thor devkit 85 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:20,639 is now on sale for 3500 bucks and ships 86 00:06:18,639 --> 00:06:25,120 next month. Honestly, it sounds like a pretty good uh business strategy. You 87 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:29,280 buy the dev kit for thousands. Uh then once you've prototyped your robot, you 88 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:34,160 turn around and buy the Thor T5000 modules from NVIDIA for more thousands. 89 00:06:32,319 --> 00:06:39,039 But hey, buy in bulk and save some money. If you need more than a thousand 90 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:43,680 Thor chips, they'll only cost you 3,000 a pop. Do you think that mom and pop 91 00:06:41,199 --> 00:06:49,680 shops are buying like fleets of robots or something? I just And on the red team 92 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:52,960 side of things, hardware leaker Momo 93 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:55,199 leaked their 2026 and 2027 mobile road 94 00:06:52,960 --> 00:07:01,520 map. We're getting a Zen 5 refresh called Gorgon Point with Stricks Point 95 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:05,199 NPU and graphics in that. Desktops will 96 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:08,800 get Zen 6 in 2026, but mobile has to 97 00:07:05,199 --> 00:07:11,520 wait a bit longer before Gator range and 98 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:15,919 Medusa Point release for the more elite and premium laptops. Seems reasonable, 99 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:21,120 but we'll have to wait for Lisa Sue to confirm. Oh, I'm getting a fake con 100 00:07:18,319 --> 00:07:25,120 phone call from Lisa Sue. Hey, Lisa, can you tell me a little bit about these 101 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:29,680 mobile processors? Ah, come on. I signed the NDA. What do you mean the one I 102 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:34,639 signed 5 years ago isn't valid anymore? You've got my signature. What more could 103 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:36,240 you possibly want? Tech news. Well, you 104 00:07:34,639 --> 00:07:44,639 uh you'll have to come back on Wednesday for that. Or or the deal's off. 105 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:44,639 That goes for you, too.