{"video_id":"xrTtcGtk9tU","title":"iPhone Is About To Change..","channel":"TechLinked","show":"TechLinked","published_at":"2025-09-06T14:53:29Z","duration_s":464,"segments":[{"start_s":0.96,"end_s":7.279,"text":"Oh, hey. Uh, I got your order at Tech News here. Um, would you mind if I uh","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.279,"end_s":13.0,"text":"just uh can you just close the door? Uh, just so I can take a photo just quick.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.72,"end_s":13.0,"text":"Just close the door. Okay, thank you.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.16,"end_s":19.6,"text":"So, is that is that how things are delivered now for anyone else? Cuz it's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.279,"end_s":23.84,"text":"weird. U anyway, tech news. Apple is planning some revolutionary changes to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.32,"end_s":30.4,"text":"iPhone. According to the latest newsletter from he who seeth all apples,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":26.96,"end_s":32.079,"text":"Bloomberg's Mark of House Germades, at","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":30.4,"end_s":37.92,"text":"Apple's September event, we're going to get the iPhone 17 Air, the super super","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":35.36,"end_s":43.12,"text":"slim device Gur says is meant to replace the iPhone 16 Plus. In exchange for its","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":40.96,"end_s":47.92,"text":"increased risk of bending, you'll get less battery life, only a single rear","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":45.2,"end_s":52.16,"text":"camera, and no SIM card slot, even outside the US. You know, life comes","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":50.0,"end_s":58.16,"text":"with trade-offs. 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And then in 2027, 20 years after","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":85.119,"end_s":92.0,"text":"the launch of the first iPhone, we're getting a special curved glass iPhone,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":89.68,"end_s":98.079,"text":"which previous rumors have described as having potentially no ports at all, just","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":94.799,"end_s":100.0,"text":"a smooth, unbroken surface, like how Ken","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":98.079,"end_s":105.92,"text":"dolls look under their tiny designer shorts. Just like ASRock's revolutionary","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":102.799,"end_s":107.52,"text":"12volt high power GPU cable update. Uh,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":105.92,"end_s":111.36,"text":"which is a segue that made sense before I edited this script. Plof helped me","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":109.28,"end_s":116.799,"text":"write it because he is a saint. And so is ASRock. 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Look, at this point, I don't even care if it was NVIDIA who started","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":141.44,"end_s":147.2,"text":"this whole mess. I'm just happy to see somebody trying to fix it. Even if","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":145.36,"end_s":150.8,"text":"they're wasting valuable marketing dollars trying to convince you to put","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":148.64,"end_s":155.519,"text":"stickers on the otherwise blank connector, just some pizzazz. It's okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":153.599,"end_s":161.36,"text":"I've seen people spend money on stupider things like Elon Musk who says he's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":157.68,"end_s":164.36,"text":"starting a new AI company called Macro","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":161.36,"end_s":164.36,"text":"hard.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":164.72,"end_s":170.959,"text":"But why? 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Elon has gone through with his threat to have his other very real","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":188.959,"end_s":195.2,"text":"AI company, XAI, sue Apple and OpenAI,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":192.879,"end_s":198.959,"text":"who have allegedly colluded to maintain monopolies in the smartphone and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.959,"end_s":205.12,"text":"generative AI markets. Now, he's accusing Apple of depprioritizing Grock","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":202.0,"end_s":206.879,"text":"in favor of OpenAI and chat GPT. And","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":205.12,"end_s":211.44,"text":"that's the only reason Grock never reached the number one AI app spot on","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":209.599,"end_s":216.239,"text":"Apple's app store. It's definitely nothing to do with Grock identifying as","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":213.44,"end_s":220.72,"text":"Mecca Hitler very recently. 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Phoenix, Arizona, I know you've been","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":246.56,"end_s":252.239,"text":"watching this whole time. Well, guess what? You're getting a MicroEnter, too.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":250.159,"end_s":257.44,"text":"The new store is coming soon, so sign up to get VIP deals and a free 128 gig","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":255.04,"end_s":261.519,"text":"flash drive when it opens. Everyone say congratulations, Phoenix. Very happy for","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":259.759,"end_s":266.72,"text":"you. and check out the build, upgrade, save deals at MicroEnter before they're","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":263.84,"end_s":272.639,"text":"gone. What the heck? These are drill bits. I asked you for quick bits. God,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":1},{"start_s":270.4,"end_s":277.199,"text":"do I have to do everything around here? That's probably how teachers feel when","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":274.639,"end_s":282.88,"text":"someone suggests arming them to help stop school shootings. But someone else","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":279.199,"end_s":284.96,"text":"had a better idea. Drones. Why not slap","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":282.88,"end_s":289.759,"text":"guns onto those bad boys, huh? And then just fly them into the schools during an","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":286.96,"end_s":293.36,"text":"active shooting. Oh man. Well, that may soon be a reality because there's only","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":291.44,"end_s":296.72,"text":"one governor of one state I can think of that would try this. If you guessed","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":295.12,"end_s":301.919,"text":"Ronda Santis and Florida, congratulations. You win a trip to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":299.04,"end_s":307.6,"text":"Alligator Alcatraz. Oh man, you can tell PLO wrote these. Okay, unfortunately,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":304.88,"end_s":312.4,"text":"Florida's not getting a Netflix house. Oh man, they've started ticket pre-sales","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":310.24,"end_s":317.919,"text":"and announced the opening dates for the event at Philadelphia November 12th and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":315.12,"end_s":323.12,"text":"Dallas December 11th. These are free to enter experiences uh spanning over a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":320.639,"end_s":328.24,"text":"100,000 square feet that feature their biggest and most successful shows like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":325.28,"end_s":332.96,"text":"Squid Game and Love is Blind. So, it's kind of like Disneyland, but you don't","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":330.72,"end_s":337.12,"text":"pay to get in. Might speak to its quality. Uh, we'll have to see. Lunch","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":335.199,"end_s":342.16,"text":"probably is less than $100, though. Something you might pay for soon is a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":339.36,"end_s":346.32,"text":"quirky new food delivery robot. Gee, I really hope all of those laidoff compsai","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":344.72,"end_s":353.28,"text":"majors aren't looking for gig work in the next couple of years because it looks like clankers are coming for that,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":350.08,"end_s":355.759,"text":"too. Plof, you're going to get us killed","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.28,"end_s":361.44,"text":"by the AI when it takes over. Okay. Uh, the Robo Mart RM5 has 10 lockers,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":358.88,"end_s":369.36,"text":"operates on public roads, and carries up to 500 lb of goods. Well, it's got me","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":365.68,"end_s":371.68,"text":"beat. That's rude to me. Too bad it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":369.36,"end_s":378.639,"text":"doesn't have NVIDIA's new robot brain powering it. The Jetson AGX Thor devkit","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":375.6,"end_s":380.639,"text":"is now on sale for 3500 bucks and ships","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":378.639,"end_s":385.12,"text":"next month. Honestly, it sounds like a pretty good uh business strategy. You","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":382.8,"end_s":389.28,"text":"buy the dev kit for thousands. Uh then once you've prototyped your robot, you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":386.88,"end_s":394.16,"text":"turn around and buy the Thor T5000 modules from NVIDIA for more thousands.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":392.319,"end_s":399.039,"text":"But hey, buy in bulk and save some money. If you need more than a thousand","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":396.08,"end_s":403.68,"text":"Thor chips, they'll only cost you 3,000 a pop. Do you think that mom and pop","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":401.199,"end_s":409.68,"text":"shops are buying like fleets of robots or something? I just And on the red team","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":406.56,"end_s":412.96,"text":"side of things, hardware leaker Momo","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":409.68,"end_s":415.199,"text":"leaked their 2026 and 2027 mobile road","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":412.96,"end_s":421.52,"text":"map. We're getting a Zen 5 refresh called Gorgon Point with Stricks Point","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":418.0,"end_s":425.199,"text":"NPU and graphics in that. Desktops will","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":421.52,"end_s":428.8,"text":"get Zen 6 in 2026, but mobile has to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":425.199,"end_s":431.52,"text":"wait a bit longer before Gator range and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":428.8,"end_s":435.919,"text":"Medusa Point release for the more elite and premium laptops. Seems reasonable,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":433.84,"end_s":441.12,"text":"but we'll have to wait for Lisa Sue to confirm. Oh, I'm getting a fake con","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":438.319,"end_s":445.12,"text":"phone call from Lisa Sue. Hey, Lisa, can you tell me a little bit about these","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":442.4,"end_s":449.68,"text":"mobile processors? Ah, come on. I signed the NDA. What do you mean the one I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":447.52,"end_s":454.639,"text":"signed 5 years ago isn't valid anymore? You've got my signature. What more could","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":451.52,"end_s":456.24,"text":"you possibly want? Tech news. Well, you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":454.639,"end_s":464.639,"text":"uh you'll have to come back on Wednesday for that. Or or the deal's off.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":460.96,"end_s":464.639,"text":"That goes for you, too.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Oh, hey. Uh, I got your order at Tech News here. Um, would you mind if I uh just uh can you just close the door? Uh, just so I can take a photo just quick. Just close the door. Okay, thank you. So, is that is that how things are delivered now for anyone else? Cuz it's weird. U anyway, tech news. Apple is planning some revolutionary changes to iPhone. According to the latest newsletter from he who seeth all apples, Bloomberg's Mark of House Germades, at Apple's September event, we're going to get the iPhone 17 Air, the super super slim device Gur says is meant to replace the iPhone 16 Plus. In exchange for its increased risk of bending, you'll get less battery life, only a single rear camera, and no SIM card slot, even outside the US. You know, life comes with trade-offs. Thankfully, September's event will reportedly also feature just a regular iPhone 17, 17 Pro, and 17 Pro Max. Although, I predict even the most normie Apple fans will still be side eyeing the slim one. That's probably worse. But what if they're the first of their friends to get it? But 2026 is when things get interesting with the iPhone 18 Fold. in case the name had you stumped, that one's going to compete with the various other foldable phones, finally giving the Apple stands an option. And then in 2027, 20 years after the launch of the first iPhone, we're getting a special curved glass iPhone, which previous rumors have described as having potentially no ports at all, just a smooth, unbroken surface, like how Ken dolls look under their tiny designer shorts. Just like ASRock's revolutionary 12volt high power GPU cable update. Uh, which is a segue that made sense before I edited this script. Plof helped me write it because he is a saint. And so is ASRock. Not only for making the 90° connector dozens of you might have been asking for, but for making the pins light green so you can easily tell if it's fully inserted into your GPU or not. Imagine. And if you're still not satisfied, there's a nifty little NTC sensor you plug in that shuts down your PC if it starts overheating. Something that I have to assume just got invented this year. Or why wasn't it in there already? Look, at this point, I don't even care if it was NVIDIA who started this whole mess. I'm just happy to see somebody trying to fix it. Even if they're wasting valuable marketing dollars trying to convince you to put stickers on the otherwise blank connector, just some pizzazz. It's okay. I've seen people spend money on stupider things like Elon Musk who says he's starting a new AI company called Macro hard. But why? Well, he says it's a tongue-in-cheek name, but the project is very real. He's claiming they can simulate everything software companies like Microsoft do using AI. Now, I've said this before, but Elon claiming that something will happen has been proven to be pretty good evidence that it will not. Although, here's one exception to that rule. Elon has gone through with his threat to have his other very real AI company, XAI, sue Apple and OpenAI, who have allegedly colluded to maintain monopolies in the smartphone and generative AI markets. Now, he's accusing Apple of depprioritizing Grock in favor of OpenAI and chat GPT. And that's the only reason Grock never reached the number one AI app spot on Apple's app store. It's definitely nothing to do with Grock identifying as Mecca Hitler very recently. It also has nothing to do with today's sponsor, MicroEnter, where the build upgrade save event is on now. CPUs, GPUs, PSUs, there's wacko deals on all of them. But particularly wacko are the deals on Samsung SSDs. 1 TB, 2 terb, 4 terb. H. Now, this is member pricing only, so make sure you log into your MicroEnter account to see them. If you don't have one yet, it's super easy to create your free account and you'll be good to go. Phoenix, Arizona, I know you've been watching this whole time. Well, guess what? You're getting a MicroEnter, too. The new store is coming soon, so sign up to get VIP deals and a free 128 gig flash drive when it opens. Everyone say congratulations, Phoenix. Very happy for you. and check out the build, upgrade, save deals at MicroEnter before they're gone. What the heck? These are drill bits. I asked you for quick bits. God, do I have to do everything around here? That's probably how teachers feel when someone suggests arming them to help stop school shootings. But someone else had a better idea. Drones. Why not slap guns onto those bad boys, huh? And then just fly them into the schools during an active shooting. Oh man. Well, that may soon be a reality because there's only one governor of one state I can think of that would try this. If you guessed Ronda Santis and Florida, congratulations. You win a trip to Alligator Alcatraz. Oh man, you can tell PLO wrote these. Okay, unfortunately, Florida's not getting a Netflix house. Oh man, they've started ticket pre-sales and announced the opening dates for the event at Philadelphia November 12th and Dallas December 11th. These are free to enter experiences uh spanning over a 100,000 square feet that feature their biggest and most successful shows like Squid Game and Love is Blind. So, it's kind of like Disneyland, but you don't pay to get in. Might speak to its quality. Uh, we'll have to see. Lunch probably is less than $100, though. Something you might pay for soon is a quirky new food delivery robot. Gee, I really hope all of those laidoff compsai majors aren't looking for gig work in the next couple of years because it looks like clankers are coming for that, too. Plof, you're going to get us killed by the AI when it takes over. Okay. Uh, the Robo Mart RM5 has 10 lockers, operates on public roads, and carries up to 500 lb of goods. Well, it's got me beat. That's rude to me. Too bad it doesn't have NVIDIA's new robot brain powering it. The Jetson AGX Thor devkit is now on sale for 3500 bucks and ships next month. Honestly, it sounds like a pretty good uh business strategy. You buy the dev kit for thousands. Uh then once you've prototyped your robot, you turn around and buy the Thor T5000 modules from NVIDIA for more thousands. But hey, buy in bulk and save some money. If you need more than a thousand Thor chips, they'll only cost you 3,000 a pop. Do you think that mom and pop shops are buying like fleets of robots or something? I just And on the red team side of things, hardware leaker Momo leaked their 2026 and 2027 mobile road map. We're getting a Zen 5 refresh called Gorgon Point with Stricks Point NPU and graphics in that. Desktops will get Zen 6 in 2026, but mobile has to wait a bit longer before Gator range and Medusa Point release for the more elite and premium laptops. Seems reasonable, but we'll have to wait for Lisa Sue to confirm. Oh, I'm getting a fake con phone call from Lisa Sue. Hey, Lisa, can you tell me a little bit about these mobile processors? Ah, come on. I signed the NDA. What do you mean the one I signed 5 years ago isn't valid anymore? You've got my signature. What more could you possibly want? Tech news. Well, you uh you'll have to come back on Wednesday for that. Or or the deal's off. That goes for you, too."}