WEBVTT 00:00:03.760 --> 00:00:09.920 Okay. Okay. So, this is the first time that 00:00:07.919 --> 00:00:14.880 we've ever done what we're going to be calling Channel Super Fun games night 00:00:12.160 --> 00:00:18.240 where we play games. And it's not night time, but whatever. Screw it. 00:00:17.039 --> 00:00:22.400 It's It's dark outside. All right. So, we will be starting with 00:00:20.080 --> 00:00:26.080 a classic Cards Against Humanity. We've already got the oatmeals card game on 00:00:24.240 --> 00:00:30.480 order. We're going to be looking for new game ideas for you guys for us to play. 00:00:28.480 --> 00:00:34.079 But uh let's kick this off. Let's find out if this is I've actually never 00:00:32.160 --> 00:00:37.840 played is the Canadian edition. So is it polite? So any ones that would have say American 00:00:36.320 --> 00:00:42.239 politics if you ordered in the States would then be changed to Canadian politics if you ordered in Canada. So 00:00:40.800 --> 00:00:46.800 there's stuff about like Steven Harper which none of you guys will probably know but there'll be like Steven Harper 00:00:44.960 --> 00:00:50.160 jokes and Brandon's Asian. No, I reference to the camera not to 00:00:48.960 --> 00:00:55.680 Brandon. Oh, you're already getting started being a terrible person. you'll pull a black 00:00:53.440 --> 00:00:58.960 card and the black card is the the either the question or the statement 00:00:57.520 --> 00:01:02.239 that you're filling out. And then all the white cards are words or phrases 00:01:01.199 --> 00:01:07.119 that you can use to answer the question or fill in the blanks. Okay. And then traditionally one person will 00:01:05.280 --> 00:01:10.479 draw the black card, say what it is, everyone else will answer it. Then that 00:01:08.560 --> 00:01:12.720 person decides which answer is the best and then that person keeps the black 00:01:11.760 --> 00:01:19.119 card and that's a point. Okay. Yeah. You take seven. So seven white cards. Yeah. So just go 00:01:17.119 --> 00:01:20.720 grab seven white cards. So Lionus draw a black card and then we'll go around the 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:26.080 table. Okay. Okay. Say what it is. I went from blank to blank. All thanks 00:01:25.280 --> 00:01:29.200 to blank. There we go. So now we have to fill in the blank. I can open my eyes. 00:01:28.640 --> 00:01:34.960 Yeah. Okay. And there's nothing in front of my mouth. That's unexpected. Here we go. I 00:01:32.640 --> 00:01:38.400 went from that ass to the black Power Ranger. All thanks to her majesty Queen 00:01:37.280 --> 00:01:43.759 Elizabeth II. Wrong order. 00:01:40.720 --> 00:01:45.920 Oh. So I went from Her Majesty Queen 00:01:43.759 --> 00:01:51.360 Elizabeth II to the Black Power Ranger. All thanks to that ass. I went from the 00:01:49.040 --> 00:01:56.159 Abbercrombie and Fitch lifestyle to three months in the hole. All thanks to 00:01:53.920 --> 00:02:03.960 dead parents. I went from Nicholas Cage to Denzel. 00:01:59.759 --> 00:02:03.960 It's all thanks to Mountain. 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:09.280 All right. Well, I'm going with the dead parents. 00:02:07.040 --> 00:02:12.959 Where is So, now it's your turn. And 00:02:10.959 --> 00:02:19.120 uh all card games go this way, but you tried. I spent my whole life working 00:02:15.680 --> 00:02:22.000 toward eating Tom Celk's mustache to 00:02:19.120 --> 00:02:26.800 gain his powers only to have it ruined by the eight gay warlocks who dictate 00:02:25.040 --> 00:02:31.440 the rules of fashion. Okay, that's a very specific reason. 00:02:28.480 --> 00:02:37.840 That was very specific. I spent my whole life working towards the KKK 00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:40.080 only to have it ruined by historical 00:02:37.840 --> 00:02:44.560 revisionism. I spent my whole life working towards cheating in the Special 00:02:42.319 --> 00:02:50.239 Olympics. only to have it ruined by depression. 00:02:48.160 --> 00:02:54.879 Have to go with uh eating Tom Celk's mustache. 00:02:51.920 --> 00:02:59.360 I knew 100% who was who. Celic historical KKK. The other one cheating 00:02:57.599 --> 00:03:02.959 in the Special Olympics. Yeah. Anything with cheating in the 00:03:00.640 --> 00:03:05.840 Special Olympics. Even in this game, anyone else would discard it. 00:03:04.560 --> 00:03:09.760 Yeah. The blind date was going horribly until 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:13.519 we discovered our shared interest in injecting speed into one ARM and horse 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:20.200 tranquilizer into the other. Dance expansion. We discovered our shared interest in a 00:03:16.159 --> 00:03:20.200 dance move. That's just sex. 00:03:20.239 --> 00:03:25.840 So, we discovered our shared interest in a botched circumcision. 00:03:24.480 --> 00:03:29.680 I'm going to go with this one. Injecting speed into one ARM and horse tranquilizer into the other. 00:03:28.400 --> 00:03:33.120 I think Lionus is going to win this game. I should have known my audience a 00:03:31.599 --> 00:03:38.080 bit more because I went for the shock factor with a botched circumcision. But 00:03:35.920 --> 00:03:42.480 Luke always chooses the most logical answer in Cards Against Humanity. 00:03:40.640 --> 00:03:46.319 Well, that makes no sense. Nobody would be interested in that. Dude, you should have heard it when we 00:03:45.440 --> 00:03:51.280 were playing. That sounds like a teran answer. Well, that's not logically correct. 00:03:49.680 --> 00:03:54.239 Well, who would be logically interested in injecting one ARM with horse 00:03:52.799 --> 00:03:57.920 tranquilizer and speed? You don't know the kind of girls Luke's dated. 00:03:57.680 --> 00:04:07.040 Okay. All right. Let's go. Finally, a service that delivers white man scalps right to 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:09.280 your door. We all should watch our 00:04:07.040 --> 00:04:14.239 heads. Finally. Just like Yeah, Brandon, you're fine. 00:04:12.159 --> 00:04:20.799 Don't worry. Finally, a service that delivers nubial 00:04:17.919 --> 00:04:24.160 slave boys right to your door. I don't know if I said nubial or nubile. 00:04:23.600 --> 00:04:29.919 Yeah, clearly I don't have enough slave boys. 00:04:27.919 --> 00:04:35.199 Finally, a service that delivers Ryan Gosling riding riding in on a white 00:04:32.560 --> 00:04:39.040 horse right to your door. Wow. I feel like that would be a girl's dream. 00:04:38.400 --> 00:04:43.759 Um, maybe it's your dream. No, my dream is actually white man's 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:48.160 scout. That card doesn't even make sense 00:04:45.919 --> 00:04:50.320 because new is like addressed as a feminine thing. 00:04:49.040 --> 00:04:55.680 Thank you for the most boring fact anyone at this table's ever heard. 00:04:55.680 --> 00:05:01.360 All right. What's the most emo? A sad 00:04:58.800 --> 00:05:07.520 hand job, Harry Potter, erotica, 00:05:05.120 --> 00:05:11.440 the swim team all at once. Well, I'm pretty sure swim team all at once is 00:05:09.120 --> 00:05:15.440 you. I'm going hand. No, I was Harry Potter erotica. 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:20.160 Sad hand job is the one that I wanted to use. You know what? This is probably This is 00:05:17.759 --> 00:05:24.160 probably strictly speaking more emo because the hand job implies there's at 00:05:21.600 --> 00:05:27.120 least someone else involved. But this it doesn't say who is sad. It could be 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:31.360 who's giving it as sad. It could be who's getting it as sad. Maybe they're both sad. 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:35.520 Could be the same person. 00:05:35.520 --> 00:05:43.919 I don't want to say this. Pre-teens. Oh, 00:05:40.160 --> 00:05:45.520 awesome in theory. Kind of a mess in 00:05:43.919 --> 00:05:50.479 practice. An all production of 00:05:47.199 --> 00:05:53.120 Shakespeare's Richard 3. Awesome in 00:05:50.479 --> 00:05:56.320 theory, kind of a mess in practice. Oh my god. 00:05:56.800 --> 00:06:02.320 What was the play? Richard. Richard the third. Oh, Richard the third. 00:06:00.320 --> 00:06:06.639 Shakespeare. Who? He started the whole multi-art episode thing. I do not 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:12.479 understand. Seeing grandma naked. Awesome in theory. 00:06:09.120 --> 00:06:14.800 Kind of a mess in practice. That's not 00:06:12.479 --> 00:06:18.000 awesome in theory. I'm going with the production of 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:23.039 Richard 3. The next Happy Meal toy is a pile of 00:06:20.800 --> 00:06:24.560 squirming bodies. Whining like a little 00:06:24.560 --> 00:06:29.360 and Natalie Portman. He likes picking logical answers. Let's give him none. 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:34.319 Let's pick something else. Good job, boys. 00:06:31.360 --> 00:06:38.880 I know which one's yours. That one. 00:06:36.800 --> 00:06:44.400 I don't know. This makes no sense. This is disgusting. And this 00:06:41.440 --> 00:06:48.800 isn't possibly a toy in any realm of existence. This could like maybe be an 00:06:46.479 --> 00:06:52.160 action figure. This could just be dis. It's too much. That's part of the 00:06:50.080 --> 00:06:56.160 problem. It's too much mass. You can't put it in a Happy Meal bag. 00:06:54.240 --> 00:07:01.120 We didn't specify human bodies. Those could be mouse bodies. It's true. 00:06:58.319 --> 00:07:07.680 Boogers. Good to the last drop. The miracle of childbirth. Good to the 00:07:04.160 --> 00:07:11.680 last drop. 00:07:07.680 --> 00:07:14.800 Oh no. Steven Harper. Good to the last 00:07:11.680 --> 00:07:15.840 drop. I got to go with the miracle of 00:07:14.800 --> 00:07:19.360 childbirth. See, but I really did like that one. If 00:07:17.919 --> 00:07:23.280 it was the American version, I'd have won because it would be Bill Clinton or 00:07:20.960 --> 00:07:27.039 something and that would be way better. I thought that was funny. 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:29.199 So many of the winners make no sense. In Night Shaman, 00:07:28.400 --> 00:07:34.639 you're terrible. In Night Shamalan's new movie. 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:39.120 Bruce Willis discovers that inappropriate yodelling had really been 00:07:36.639 --> 00:07:44.240 Justin Bieber all along. Bruce Willis discovers that police 00:07:40.960 --> 00:07:46.240 brutality had really been vigorous jazz 00:07:44.240 --> 00:07:50.720 hands all along. Bruce Willis discovers that saying I 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:55.840 love you had really been doing the right stuff to her nipples all along. 00:07:54.319 --> 00:07:57.840 I don't know. A cheap shot at Justin Bieber tickles me the right way. Who is 00:07:57.520 --> 00:08:06.080 that? Yes. I do not know what weapon World War II will be fought with, but World War I 00:08:01.680 --> 00:08:08.240 will be fought with an ass disaster. 00:08:06.080 --> 00:08:14.400 World War I will be fought with Stephen Hawking talking dirty. World War I will 00:08:11.520 --> 00:08:19.759 be fought with authentic Mexican cuisine. Ooh, that kind of goes with 00:08:16.560 --> 00:08:21.759 Asta's ass. 00:08:19.759 --> 00:08:25.199 It could be both. I I have to go with Stephen Hawking 00:08:23.599 --> 00:08:29.680 talking dirty just cuz it's a great card. Yes. This is your captain speaking. Fasten 00:08:27.840 --> 00:08:33.680 your seat belts and prepare for panda sex. 00:08:31.919 --> 00:08:36.959 Prepare for pooping back and forth forever. 00:08:36.080 --> 00:08:42.800 Forever. And prepare for scrotum tickling. 00:08:40.399 --> 00:08:46.080 It's a sexual plane no matter what. I'm going to say scrotum tickling. Yes. 00:08:45.120 --> 00:08:49.519 What? This round wins the game. What? 00:08:48.560 --> 00:08:54.080 What? I'm like double the points of anyone else. I didn't see 00:08:52.080 --> 00:08:57.760 last. Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll 00:08:56.160 --> 00:09:00.880 show you mine. Oh man. 00:08:59.440 --> 00:09:06.160 Actually, there's no word my, so it's just, "Hey, baby, come back to my place 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:07.920 and I'll show you." I had a couple that could have been 00:09:07.360 --> 00:09:12.520 good. Come back to my place and I'll show you bing and purging. 00:09:17.680 --> 00:09:25.200 Baby, come back to my place and I'll show you crying into the pages of Silia. 00:09:23.519 --> 00:09:28.720 Crying into the pages of Sylvia Bl. I don't even know what that means. I'm going to go binging and purging. 00:09:27.680 --> 00:09:32.080 Yes. As long as friction is involved, too. 00:09:31.040 --> 00:09:36.399 It's a package deal. My only thing I was like, it's burles. I just got to go through some horrible. 00:09:35.440 --> 00:09:42.000 Nice. Yeah. I won the totals contest and I won the 00:09:39.839 --> 00:09:45.839 sudden death round. Boom. All right. Well, I hope you guys 00:09:43.839 --> 00:09:48.800 enjoyed games night. Let us know in the comments if you'd like to see more of 00:09:47.120 --> 00:09:52.880 this format. Until then, make sure you don't subscribe. No, make sure you don't 00:09:50.560 --> 00:09:55.920 forget to subscribe. Do subscribe. See you next time. 00:09:54.560 --> 00:09:59.600 I was going to line it up so it said the bigger black line is.