1 00:00:03,760 --> 00:00:09,920 Okay. Okay. So, this is the first time that 2 00:00:07,919 --> 00:00:14,880 we've ever done what we're going to be calling Channel Super Fun games night 3 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:18,240 where we play games. And it's not night time, but whatever. Screw it. 4 00:00:17,039 --> 00:00:22,400 It's It's dark outside. All right. So, we will be starting with 5 00:00:20,080 --> 00:00:26,080 a classic Cards Against Humanity. We've already got the oatmeals card game on 6 00:00:24,240 --> 00:00:30,480 order. We're going to be looking for new game ideas for you guys for us to play. 7 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:34,079 But uh let's kick this off. Let's find out if this is I've actually never 8 00:00:32,160 --> 00:00:37,840 played is the Canadian edition. So is it polite? So any ones that would have say American 9 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:42,239 politics if you ordered in the States would then be changed to Canadian politics if you ordered in Canada. So 10 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:46,800 there's stuff about like Steven Harper which none of you guys will probably know but there'll be like Steven Harper 11 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:50,160 jokes and Brandon's Asian. No, I reference to the camera not to 12 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:55,680 Brandon. Oh, you're already getting started being a terrible person. you'll pull a black 13 00:00:53,440 --> 00:00:58,960 card and the black card is the the either the question or the statement 14 00:00:57,520 --> 00:01:02,239 that you're filling out. And then all the white cards are words or phrases 15 00:01:01,199 --> 00:01:07,119 that you can use to answer the question or fill in the blanks. Okay. And then traditionally one person will 16 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:10,479 draw the black card, say what it is, everyone else will answer it. Then that 17 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:12,720 person decides which answer is the best and then that person keeps the black 18 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:19,119 card and that's a point. Okay. Yeah. You take seven. So seven white cards. Yeah. So just go 19 00:01:17,119 --> 00:01:20,720 grab seven white cards. So Lionus draw a black card and then we'll go around the 20 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:26,080 table. Okay. Okay. Say what it is. I went from blank to blank. All thanks 21 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:29,200 to blank. There we go. So now we have to fill in the blank. I can open my eyes. 22 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:34,960 Yeah. Okay. And there's nothing in front of my mouth. That's unexpected. Here we go. I 23 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:38,400 went from that ass to the black Power Ranger. All thanks to her majesty Queen 24 00:01:37,280 --> 00:01:43,759 Elizabeth II. Wrong order. 25 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:45,920 Oh. So I went from Her Majesty Queen 26 00:01:43,759 --> 00:01:51,360 Elizabeth II to the Black Power Ranger. All thanks to that ass. I went from the 27 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:56,159 Abbercrombie and Fitch lifestyle to three months in the hole. All thanks to 28 00:01:53,920 --> 00:02:03,960 dead parents. I went from Nicholas Cage to Denzel. 29 00:01:59,759 --> 00:02:03,960 It's all thanks to Mountain. 30 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:09,280 All right. Well, I'm going with the dead parents. 31 00:02:07,040 --> 00:02:12,959 Where is So, now it's your turn. And 32 00:02:10,959 --> 00:02:19,120 uh all card games go this way, but you tried. I spent my whole life working 33 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:22,000 toward eating Tom Celk's mustache to 34 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:26,800 gain his powers only to have it ruined by the eight gay warlocks who dictate 35 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:31,440 the rules of fashion. Okay, that's a very specific reason. 36 00:02:28,480 --> 00:02:37,840 That was very specific. I spent my whole life working towards the KKK 37 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:40,080 only to have it ruined by historical 38 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:44,560 revisionism. I spent my whole life working towards cheating in the Special 39 00:02:42,319 --> 00:02:50,239 Olympics. only to have it ruined by depression. 40 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:54,879 Have to go with uh eating Tom Celk's mustache. 41 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:59,360 I knew 100% who was who. Celic historical KKK. The other one cheating 42 00:02:57,599 --> 00:03:02,959 in the Special Olympics. Yeah. Anything with cheating in the 43 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:05,840 Special Olympics. Even in this game, anyone else would discard it. 44 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:09,760 Yeah. The blind date was going horribly until 45 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:13,519 we discovered our shared interest in injecting speed into one ARM and horse 46 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:20,200 tranquilizer into the other. Dance expansion. We discovered our shared interest in a 47 00:03:16,159 --> 00:03:20,200 dance move. That's just sex. 48 00:03:20,239 --> 00:03:25,840 So, we discovered our shared interest in a botched circumcision. 49 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:29,680 I'm going to go with this one. Injecting speed into one ARM and horse tranquilizer into the other. 50 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:33,120 I think Lionus is going to win this game. I should have known my audience a 51 00:03:31,599 --> 00:03:38,080 bit more because I went for the shock factor with a botched circumcision. But 52 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:42,480 Luke always chooses the most logical answer in Cards Against Humanity. 53 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:46,319 Well, that makes no sense. Nobody would be interested in that. Dude, you should have heard it when we 54 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:51,280 were playing. That sounds like a teran answer. Well, that's not logically correct. 55 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:54,239 Well, who would be logically interested in injecting one ARM with horse 56 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:57,920 tranquilizer and speed? You don't know the kind of girls Luke's dated. 57 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:07,040 Okay. All right. Let's go. Finally, a service that delivers white man scalps right to 58 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:09,280 your door. We all should watch our 59 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:14,239 heads. Finally. Just like Yeah, Brandon, you're fine. 60 00:04:12,159 --> 00:04:20,799 Don't worry. Finally, a service that delivers nubial 61 00:04:17,919 --> 00:04:24,160 slave boys right to your door. I don't know if I said nubial or nubile. 62 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:29,919 Yeah, clearly I don't have enough slave boys. 63 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:35,199 Finally, a service that delivers Ryan Gosling riding riding in on a white 64 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:39,040 horse right to your door. Wow. I feel like that would be a girl's dream. 65 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:43,759 Um, maybe it's your dream. No, my dream is actually white man's 66 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:48,160 scout. That card doesn't even make sense 67 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:50,320 because new is like addressed as a feminine thing. 68 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:55,680 Thank you for the most boring fact anyone at this table's ever heard. 69 00:04:55,680 --> 00:05:01,360 All right. What's the most emo? A sad 70 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:07,520 hand job, Harry Potter, erotica, 71 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:11,440 the swim team all at once. Well, I'm pretty sure swim team all at once is 72 00:05:09,120 --> 00:05:15,440 you. I'm going hand. No, I was Harry Potter erotica. 73 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:20,160 Sad hand job is the one that I wanted to use. You know what? This is probably This is 74 00:05:17,759 --> 00:05:24,160 probably strictly speaking more emo because the hand job implies there's at 75 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:27,120 least someone else involved. But this it doesn't say who is sad. It could be 76 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:31,360 who's giving it as sad. It could be who's getting it as sad. Maybe they're both sad. 77 00:05:29,199 --> 00:05:35,520 Could be the same person. 78 00:05:35,520 --> 00:05:43,919 I don't want to say this. Pre-teens. Oh, 79 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:45,520 awesome in theory. Kind of a mess in 80 00:05:43,919 --> 00:05:50,479 practice. An all production of 81 00:05:47,199 --> 00:05:53,120 Shakespeare's Richard 3. Awesome in 82 00:05:50,479 --> 00:05:56,320 theory, kind of a mess in practice. Oh my god. 83 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:02,320 What was the play? Richard. Richard the third. Oh, Richard the third. 84 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:06,639 Shakespeare. Who? He started the whole multi-art episode thing. I do not 85 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:12,479 understand. Seeing grandma naked. Awesome in theory. 86 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:14,800 Kind of a mess in practice. That's not 87 00:06:12,479 --> 00:06:18,000 awesome in theory. I'm going with the production of 88 00:06:16,639 --> 00:06:23,039 Richard 3. The next Happy Meal toy is a pile of 89 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:24,560 squirming bodies. Whining like a little 90 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:29,360 and Natalie Portman. He likes picking logical answers. Let's give him none. 91 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:34,319 Let's pick something else. Good job, boys. 92 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:38,880 I know which one's yours. That one. 93 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:44,400 I don't know. This makes no sense. This is disgusting. And this 94 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:48,800 isn't possibly a toy in any realm of existence. This could like maybe be an 95 00:06:46,479 --> 00:06:52,160 action figure. This could just be dis. It's too much. That's part of the 96 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:56,160 problem. It's too much mass. You can't put it in a Happy Meal bag. 97 00:06:54,240 --> 00:07:01,120 We didn't specify human bodies. Those could be mouse bodies. It's true. 98 00:06:58,319 --> 00:07:07,680 Boogers. Good to the last drop. The miracle of childbirth. Good to the 99 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:11,680 last drop. 100 00:07:07,680 --> 00:07:14,800 Oh no. Steven Harper. Good to the last 101 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:15,840 drop. I got to go with the miracle of 102 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:19,360 childbirth. See, but I really did like that one. If 103 00:07:17,919 --> 00:07:23,280 it was the American version, I'd have won because it would be Bill Clinton or 104 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:27,039 something and that would be way better. I thought that was funny. 105 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:29,199 So many of the winners make no sense. In Night Shaman, 106 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:34,639 you're terrible. In Night Shamalan's new movie. 107 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:39,120 Bruce Willis discovers that inappropriate yodelling had really been 108 00:07:36,639 --> 00:07:44,240 Justin Bieber all along. Bruce Willis discovers that police 109 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:46,240 brutality had really been vigorous jazz 110 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:50,720 hands all along. Bruce Willis discovers that saying I 111 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:55,840 love you had really been doing the right stuff to her nipples all along. 112 00:07:54,319 --> 00:07:57,840 I don't know. A cheap shot at Justin Bieber tickles me the right way. Who is 113 00:07:57,520 --> 00:08:06,080 that? Yes. I do not know what weapon World War II will be fought with, but World War I 114 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:08,240 will be fought with an ass disaster. 115 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:14,400 World War I will be fought with Stephen Hawking talking dirty. World War I will 116 00:08:11,520 --> 00:08:19,759 be fought with authentic Mexican cuisine. Ooh, that kind of goes with 117 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:21,759 Asta's ass. 118 00:08:19,759 --> 00:08:25,199 It could be both. I I have to go with Stephen Hawking 119 00:08:23,599 --> 00:08:29,680 talking dirty just cuz it's a great card. Yes. This is your captain speaking. Fasten 120 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:33,680 your seat belts and prepare for panda sex. 121 00:08:31,919 --> 00:08:36,959 Prepare for pooping back and forth forever. 122 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:42,800 Forever. And prepare for scrotum tickling. 123 00:08:40,399 --> 00:08:46,080 It's a sexual plane no matter what. I'm going to say scrotum tickling. Yes. 124 00:08:45,120 --> 00:08:49,519 What? This round wins the game. What? 125 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:54,080 What? I'm like double the points of anyone else. I didn't see 126 00:08:52,080 --> 00:08:57,760 last. Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll 127 00:08:56,160 --> 00:09:00,880 show you mine. Oh man. 128 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:06,160 Actually, there's no word my, so it's just, "Hey, baby, come back to my place 129 00:09:03,519 --> 00:09:07,920 and I'll show you." I had a couple that could have been 130 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:12,520 good. Come back to my place and I'll show you bing and purging. 131 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:25,200 Baby, come back to my place and I'll show you crying into the pages of Silia. 132 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:28,720 Crying into the pages of Sylvia Bl. I don't even know what that means. I'm going to go binging and purging. 133 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:32,080 Yes. As long as friction is involved, too. 134 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:36,399 It's a package deal. My only thing I was like, it's burles. I just got to go through some horrible. 135 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:42,000 Nice. Yeah. I won the totals contest and I won the 136 00:09:39,839 --> 00:09:45,839 sudden death round. Boom. All right. Well, I hope you guys 137 00:09:43,839 --> 00:09:48,800 enjoyed games night. Let us know in the comments if you'd like to see more of 138 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:52,880 this format. Until then, make sure you don't subscribe. No, make sure you don't 139 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:55,920 forget to subscribe. Do subscribe. See you next time. 140 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:59,600 I was going to line it up so it said the bigger black line is.