Okay. Okay. So, this is the first time that
we've ever done what we're going to be calling Channel Super Fun games night
where we play games. And it's not night time, but whatever. Screw it.
It's It's dark outside. All right. So, we will be starting with
a classic Cards Against Humanity. We've already got the oatmeals card game on
order. We're going to be looking for new game ideas for you guys for us to play.
But uh let's kick this off. Let's find out if this is I've actually never
played is the Canadian edition. So is it polite? So any ones that would have say American
politics if you ordered in the States would then be changed to Canadian politics if you ordered in Canada. So
there's stuff about like Steven Harper which none of you guys will probably know but there'll be like Steven Harper
jokes and Brandon's Asian. No, I reference to the camera not to
Brandon. Oh, you're already getting started being a terrible person. you'll pull a black
card and the black card is the the either the question or the statement
that you're filling out. And then all the white cards are words or phrases
that you can use to answer the question or fill in the blanks. Okay. And then traditionally one person will
draw the black card, say what it is, everyone else will answer it. Then that
person decides which answer is the best and then that person keeps the black
card and that's a point. Okay. Yeah. You take seven. So seven white cards. Yeah. So just go
grab seven white cards. So Lionus draw a black card and then we'll go around the
table. Okay. Okay. Say what it is. I went from blank to blank. All thanks
to blank. There we go. So now we have to fill in the blank. I can open my eyes.
Yeah. Okay. And there's nothing in front of my mouth. That's unexpected. Here we go. I
went from that ass to the black Power Ranger. All thanks to her majesty Queen
Elizabeth II. Wrong order.
Oh. So I went from Her Majesty Queen
Elizabeth II to the Black Power Ranger. All thanks to that ass. I went from the
Abbercrombie and Fitch lifestyle to three months in the hole. All thanks to
dead parents. I went from Nicholas Cage to Denzel.
It's all thanks to Mountain.
All right. Well, I'm going with the dead parents.
Where is So, now it's your turn. And
uh all card games go this way, but you tried. I spent my whole life working
toward eating Tom Celk's mustache to
gain his powers only to have it ruined by the eight gay warlocks who dictate
the rules of fashion. Okay, that's a very specific reason.
That was very specific. I spent my whole life working towards the KKK
only to have it ruined by historical
revisionism. I spent my whole life working towards cheating in the Special
Olympics. only to have it ruined by depression.
Have to go with uh eating Tom Celk's mustache.
I knew 100% who was who. Celic historical KKK. The other one cheating
in the Special Olympics. Yeah. Anything with cheating in the
Special Olympics. Even in this game, anyone else would discard it.
Yeah. The blind date was going horribly until
we discovered our shared interest in injecting speed into one ARM and horse
tranquilizer into the other. Dance expansion. We discovered our shared interest in a
dance move. That's just sex.
So, we discovered our shared interest in a botched circumcision.
I'm going to go with this one. Injecting speed into one ARM and horse tranquilizer into the other.
I think Lionus is going to win this game. I should have known my audience a
bit more because I went for the shock factor with a botched circumcision. But
Luke always chooses the most logical answer in Cards Against Humanity.
Well, that makes no sense. Nobody would be interested in that. Dude, you should have heard it when we
were playing. That sounds like a teran answer. Well, that's not logically correct.
Well, who would be logically interested in injecting one ARM with horse
tranquilizer and speed? You don't know the kind of girls Luke's dated.
Okay. All right. Let's go. Finally, a service that delivers white man scalps right to
your door. We all should watch our
heads. Finally. Just like Yeah, Brandon, you're fine.
Don't worry. Finally, a service that delivers nubial
slave boys right to your door. I don't know if I said nubial or nubile.
Yeah, clearly I don't have enough slave boys.
Finally, a service that delivers Ryan Gosling riding riding in on a white
horse right to your door. Wow. I feel like that would be a girl's dream.
Um, maybe it's your dream. No, my dream is actually white man's
scout. That card doesn't even make sense
because new is like addressed as a feminine thing.
Thank you for the most boring fact anyone at this table's ever heard.
All right. What's the most emo? A sad
hand job, Harry Potter, erotica,
the swim team all at once. Well, I'm pretty sure swim team all at once is
you. I'm going hand. No, I was Harry Potter erotica.
Sad hand job is the one that I wanted to use. You know what? This is probably This is
probably strictly speaking more emo because the hand job implies there's at
least someone else involved. But this it doesn't say who is sad. It could be
who's giving it as sad. It could be who's getting it as sad. Maybe they're both sad.
Could be the same person.
I don't want to say this. Pre-teens. Oh,
awesome in theory. Kind of a mess in
practice. An all production of
Shakespeare's Richard 3. Awesome in
theory, kind of a mess in practice. Oh my god.
What was the play? Richard. Richard the third. Oh, Richard the third.
Shakespeare. Who? He started the whole multi-art episode thing. I do not
understand. Seeing grandma naked. Awesome in theory.
Kind of a mess in practice. That's not
awesome in theory. I'm going with the production of
Richard 3. The next Happy Meal toy is a pile of
squirming bodies. Whining like a little
and Natalie Portman. He likes picking logical answers. Let's give him none.
Let's pick something else. Good job, boys.
I know which one's yours. That one.
I don't know. This makes no sense. This is disgusting. And this
isn't possibly a toy in any realm of existence. This could like maybe be an
action figure. This could just be dis. It's too much. That's part of the
problem. It's too much mass. You can't put it in a Happy Meal bag.
We didn't specify human bodies. Those could be mouse bodies. It's true.
Boogers. Good to the last drop. The miracle of childbirth. Good to the
last drop.
Oh no. Steven Harper. Good to the last
drop. I got to go with the miracle of
childbirth. See, but I really did like that one. If
it was the American version, I'd have won because it would be Bill Clinton or
something and that would be way better. I thought that was funny.
So many of the winners make no sense. In Night Shaman,
you're terrible. In Night Shamalan's new movie.
Bruce Willis discovers that inappropriate yodelling had really been
Justin Bieber all along. Bruce Willis discovers that police
brutality had really been vigorous jazz
hands all along. Bruce Willis discovers that saying I
love you had really been doing the right stuff to her nipples all along.
I don't know. A cheap shot at Justin Bieber tickles me the right way. Who is
that? Yes. I do not know what weapon World War II will be fought with, but World War I
will be fought with an ass disaster.
World War I will be fought with Stephen Hawking talking dirty. World War I will
be fought with authentic Mexican cuisine. Ooh, that kind of goes with
Asta's ass.
It could be both. I I have to go with Stephen Hawking
talking dirty just cuz it's a great card. Yes. This is your captain speaking. Fasten
your seat belts and prepare for panda sex.
Prepare for pooping back and forth forever.
Forever. And prepare for scrotum tickling.
It's a sexual plane no matter what. I'm going to say scrotum tickling. Yes.
What? This round wins the game. What?
What? I'm like double the points of anyone else. I didn't see
last. Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll
show you mine. Oh man.
Actually, there's no word my, so it's just, "Hey, baby, come back to my place
and I'll show you." I had a couple that could have been
good. Come back to my place and I'll show you bing and purging.
Baby, come back to my place and I'll show you crying into the pages of Silia.
Crying into the pages of Sylvia Bl. I don't even know what that means. I'm going to go binging and purging.
Yes. As long as friction is involved, too.
It's a package deal. My only thing I was like, it's burles. I just got to go through some horrible.
Nice. Yeah. I won the totals contest and I won the
sudden death round. Boom. All right. Well, I hope you guys
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