{"video_id":"xYEKckjjJXg","title":"Cards Against Humanity - Super Fun Games Night Episode 1","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2015-05-07T14:58:16Z","duration_s":599,"segments":[{"start_s":3.76,"end_s":9.92,"text":"Okay. Okay. So, this is the first time that","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.919,"end_s":14.88,"text":"we've ever done what we're going to be calling Channel Super Fun games night","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.16,"end_s":18.24,"text":"where we play games. And it's not night time, but whatever. Screw it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.039,"end_s":22.4,"text":"It's It's dark outside. All right. So, we will be starting with","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.08,"end_s":26.08,"text":"a classic Cards Against Humanity. We've already got the oatmeals card game on","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":24.24,"end_s":30.48,"text":"order. 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I spent my whole life working towards cheating in the Special","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":162.319,"end_s":170.239,"text":"Olympics. only to have it ruined by depression.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":168.16,"end_s":174.879,"text":"Have to go with uh eating Tom Celk's mustache.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":171.92,"end_s":179.36,"text":"I knew 100% who was who. Celic historical KKK. The other one cheating","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":177.599,"end_s":182.959,"text":"in the Special Olympics. Yeah. Anything with cheating in the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":180.64,"end_s":185.84,"text":"Special Olympics. Even in this game, anyone else would discard it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":184.56,"end_s":189.76,"text":"Yeah. 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We're going to be looking for new game ideas for you guys for us to play. But uh let's kick this off. Let's find out if this is I've actually never played is the Canadian edition. So is it polite? So any ones that would have say American politics if you ordered in the States would then be changed to Canadian politics if you ordered in Canada. So there's stuff about like Steven Harper which none of you guys will probably know but there'll be like Steven Harper jokes and Brandon's Asian. No, I reference to the camera not to Brandon. Oh, you're already getting started being a terrible person. you'll pull a black card and the black card is the the either the question or the statement that you're filling out. And then all the white cards are words or phrases that you can use to answer the question or fill in the blanks. Okay. And then traditionally one person will draw the black card, say what it is, everyone else will answer it. Then that person decides which answer is the best and then that person keeps the black card and that's a point. Okay. Yeah. You take seven. So seven white cards. Yeah. So just go grab seven white cards. So Lionus draw a black card and then we'll go around the table. Okay. Okay. Say what it is. I went from blank to blank. All thanks to blank. There we go. So now we have to fill in the blank. I can open my eyes. Yeah. Okay. And there's nothing in front of my mouth. That's unexpected. Here we go. I went from that ass to the black Power Ranger. All thanks to her majesty Queen Elizabeth II. Wrong order. Oh. So I went from Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II to the Black Power Ranger. All thanks to that ass. I went from the Abbercrombie and Fitch lifestyle to three months in the hole. All thanks to dead parents. I went from Nicholas Cage to Denzel. It's all thanks to Mountain. All right. Well, I'm going with the dead parents. Where is So, now it's your turn. And uh all card games go this way, but you tried. I spent my whole life working toward eating Tom Celk's mustache to gain his powers only to have it ruined by the eight gay warlocks who dictate the rules of fashion. Okay, that's a very specific reason. That was very specific. I spent my whole life working towards the KKK only to have it ruined by historical revisionism. I spent my whole life working towards cheating in the Special Olympics. only to have it ruined by depression. Have to go with uh eating Tom Celk's mustache. I knew 100% who was who. Celic historical KKK. The other one cheating in the Special Olympics. Yeah. Anything with cheating in the Special Olympics. Even in this game, anyone else would discard it. Yeah. The blind date was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in injecting speed into one ARM and horse tranquilizer into the other. Dance expansion. We discovered our shared interest in a dance move. That's just sex. So, we discovered our shared interest in a botched circumcision. I'm going to go with this one. Injecting speed into one ARM and horse tranquilizer into the other. I think Lionus is going to win this game. I should have known my audience a bit more because I went for the shock factor with a botched circumcision. But Luke always chooses the most logical answer in Cards Against Humanity. Well, that makes no sense. Nobody would be interested in that. Dude, you should have heard it when we were playing. That sounds like a teran answer. Well, that's not logically correct. Well, who would be logically interested in injecting one ARM with horse tranquilizer and speed? You don't know the kind of girls Luke's dated. Okay. All right. Let's go. Finally, a service that delivers white man scalps right to your door. We all should watch our heads. Finally. Just like Yeah, Brandon, you're fine. Don't worry. Finally, a service that delivers nubial slave boys right to your door. I don't know if I said nubial or nubile. Yeah, clearly I don't have enough slave boys. Finally, a service that delivers Ryan Gosling riding riding in on a white horse right to your door. Wow. I feel like that would be a girl's dream. Um, maybe it's your dream. No, my dream is actually white man's scout. That card doesn't even make sense because new is like addressed as a feminine thing. Thank you for the most boring fact anyone at this table's ever heard. All right. What's the most emo? A sad hand job, Harry Potter, erotica, the swim team all at once. Well, I'm pretty sure swim team all at once is you. I'm going hand. No, I was Harry Potter erotica. Sad hand job is the one that I wanted to use. You know what? This is probably This is probably strictly speaking more emo because the hand job implies there's at least someone else involved. But this it doesn't say who is sad. It could be who's giving it as sad. It could be who's getting it as sad. Maybe they're both sad. Could be the same person. I don't want to say this. Pre-teens. Oh, awesome in theory. Kind of a mess in practice. An all production of Shakespeare's Richard 3. Awesome in theory, kind of a mess in practice. Oh my god. What was the play? Richard. Richard the third. Oh, Richard the third. Shakespeare. Who? He started the whole multi-art episode thing. I do not understand. Seeing grandma naked. Awesome in theory. Kind of a mess in practice. That's not awesome in theory. I'm going with the production of Richard 3. The next Happy Meal toy is a pile of squirming bodies. Whining like a little and Natalie Portman. He likes picking logical answers. Let's give him none. Let's pick something else. Good job, boys. I know which one's yours. That one. I don't know. This makes no sense. This is disgusting. And this isn't possibly a toy in any realm of existence. This could like maybe be an action figure. This could just be dis. It's too much. That's part of the problem. It's too much mass. You can't put it in a Happy Meal bag. We didn't specify human bodies. Those could be mouse bodies. It's true. Boogers. Good to the last drop. The miracle of childbirth. Good to the last drop. Oh no. Steven Harper. Good to the last drop. I got to go with the miracle of childbirth. See, but I really did like that one. If it was the American version, I'd have won because it would be Bill Clinton or something and that would be way better. I thought that was funny. So many of the winners make no sense. In Night Shaman, you're terrible. In Night Shamalan's new movie. Bruce Willis discovers that inappropriate yodelling had really been Justin Bieber all along. Bruce Willis discovers that police brutality had really been vigorous jazz hands all along. Bruce Willis discovers that saying I love you had really been doing the right stuff to her nipples all along. I don't know. A cheap shot at Justin Bieber tickles me the right way. Who is that? Yes. I do not know what weapon World War II will be fought with, but World War I will be fought with an ass disaster. World War I will be fought with Stephen Hawking talking dirty. World War I will be fought with authentic Mexican cuisine. Ooh, that kind of goes with Asta's ass. It could be both. I I have to go with Stephen Hawking talking dirty just cuz it's a great card. Yes. This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seat belts and prepare for panda sex. Prepare for pooping back and forth forever. Forever. And prepare for scrotum tickling. It's a sexual plane no matter what. I'm going to say scrotum tickling. Yes. What? This round wins the game. What? What? I'm like double the points of anyone else. I didn't see last. Hey baby, come back to my place and I'll show you mine. Oh man. Actually, there's no word my, so it's just, \"Hey, baby, come back to my place and I'll show you.\" I had a couple that could have been good. Come back to my place and I'll show you bing and purging. Baby, come back to my place and I'll show you crying into the pages of Silia. Crying into the pages of Sylvia Bl. I don't even know what that means. I'm going to go binging and purging. Yes. As long as friction is involved, too. It's a package deal. My only thing I was like, it's burles. I just got to go through some horrible. Nice. Yeah. I won the totals contest and I won the sudden death round. Boom. All right. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed games night. Let us know in the comments if you'd like to see more of this format. Until then, make sure you don't subscribe. No, make sure you don't forget to subscribe. Do subscribe. See you next time. I was going to line it up so it said the bigger black line is."}