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yep i wanted tech news but not like this
like this optane memory an important part of every pc or at least Intel hopes
to get there someday and the company has unveiled optane dc persistent memory
it's a tongue twister in the form of standard ddr4 modules with capacities of
128 256 and 512 gigs now that's pretty cool
unlike normal RAM optane ddr4 isn't as
fast but it's persistent meaning that these like memory modules will retain
data even when the system is powered down that means that it could be used as
both RAM and storage Intel says that
this will eliminate the need to wait for data to be moved between the two and
increase the amount of memory available for processors to work with these first
modules will only be available on Intel's next gen xeon platform but
if it spreads to the mainstream this could fundamentally change pcs as we
know them we should eliminate all sorts of redundant things like where no socks
and sandals are not redundant the sandals keep your feet protected
from staples on the floor and the socks protect other people from the smell of
your feet oh crap ed can you grab me the TechLinked shirt
we only have one
oh there that's better the names and clock speeds of four new ryzen
processors have leaked online thanks to a motherboard compatibility list posted
by asrock the document lists the ryzen 3 2300x ryzen 5 2500x and some other ones
that we'll just put on here while these e-series chips are likely to be low
power versions of the 2600 and 2700 as
they're sporting a 45 watt TDP the 2300
and 2500 x's look like they're aimed at budget overclockers and enthusiasts we
likely won't need to wait much longer to hear about these as they'll probably
show up at computex next week but will they be enough to take on AMD's fiercest
rival qualcomm wait what yes that's right qualcomm nice
segway maker of primarily mobile chips
is poised to come up in a big way in the pc space microsoft has been working to
create full desktop grade Windows 10 devices based on ARM chips and it looks
like ASUS is working on just such a
device codenamed primus
it will reportedly be based on qualcomm snapdragon 1000
chip which will be powerful enough to drive desktop
experiences just like ARM's a 76 CPU which they
announced yesterday we're even seeing native
64-bit ARM-based apps pop-up vlc just
released a compatible version of their video player is there anything vlc can't
do so get ready to compute on your phone or call people on your pc i mean you can
do both of those things already but but this time it'll be different yes trust
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sort of all right much has been made of NVIDIA's
allegedly plan to release its next-gen
gpus in july but a talk from the company has been spotted on the schedule for the
hot chip symposium in august titled
NVIDIA's next-gen mainstream GPU so even if we don't get the 1180 in
july keep your pants warm for august they probably will be already yay summer
except us do we have a global audience okay the australians are not appreciating this right now sorry
xiaomi has unveiled the me 8 a pretty accurate iphone 10 knockoff
right down to the rear camera design but then they also have a transparent back
version which may just reveal an internal sticker that
looks like the actual phone's internals but oh they were so close
to jerry rig everything's dream phone they were so close
visas payment network went down across vast swaths of europe today leaving
customers unable to pay with things via credit card like that four dollar word i
just used i guess visa isn't everywhere you want to be because that's their
slogan i actually didn't even know you wrote in the script that i didn't know
that but i didn't know that while other companies are working on ai
assistance walmart is perfectly happy just using people their new jet black
service allows you to order products by texting not to an ai but to a personal
shopper a real flesh and blood person with thoughts and feelings and maybe
acne but isn't that amazing after some leaks
ubisoft has revealed the next game in the assassin's creed series odyssey with
a gif of some guy getting enthusiastically kicked off a mountain
in reference to the movie 300. hopefully this game doesn't have greek people with
scottish accents though i don't think that that would be historically accurate
but fun well all things must end eventually and that's what happened to
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