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it's a me your favorite plumber of Italian descent Wahoo I'm here to bring

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you a piping hot plate of tech news with meatballs let's go to the stories Elon

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Musk aka the one musketeer did and said

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nothing newsworthy is what I was hoping to say today

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instead Elon is going to war with apple who he claims has not only mostly

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stopped advertising on Twitter but has also threatened to withhold Twitter from

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the App Store Apple has yet to comment thankfully Elon must force their hand

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with one of his beloved Twitter polls which determined that Apple should

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publish all their censorship actions so legally they have to now I think you

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should do a poll to make Tim Apple reveal his birth certificate I've heard

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he might be some scary foreign Apple like a Gala all reports saying he's a

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Honeycrisp for fake news Elon even stated that he would be willing to make

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his own phone if Apple and Google blocked Twitter from their app stores

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but do you really need to be the CEO of a fourth company Elon meanwhile Twitter

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updated their policy on how to deal with kova 19 misinformation specifically they

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won't anymore no need when you can download all the right info directly

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into your brain or that's what I expect Elon to be revealing at tonight's neural

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League event better with the 5G in way cooler news scientists modeled

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wormhole-like Behavior using a quantum computer this might get technical but

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that's because this script was written by a huge space simp so bear with me

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using general relativity Einstein and Nathan Rosen theorized the existence of

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bridges that connect black holes a black hole on either side what we might call

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wormholes and what biologists call the taint they believed the Wormhole would

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close the instant anything entered but according to the 2D model researchers

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made on Google Sycamore quantum computer by entangling mouths of the Wormhole you

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could use the particles on your side to manipulate those on the other side and

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keep the Wormhole open this doesn't mean that we've confirmed you can travel

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through real black holes but hey if you have a way to reach one and try it out

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for yourself I won't stop you Elon I just assume it's on his bucket list he

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doesn't know where the other side is he just puts his finger in and prays and

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some Chinese social media users are reporting their Huawei phones or

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automatic automatically deleting videos they took of widespread anti-government

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protests Edward Lawrence a senior journalist for BBC's China Bureau

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tweeted that the police are also forcing people to delete photos of areas where

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protests had been occurring they're not trying to hide anything the police just

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want to maintain the copyright for their upcoming protest nfts but if that's true

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why did the CCP pass a law that will punish citizens for liking what they

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deem to be illegal or harmful content they didn't really Define what they mean

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by harmful but I'm sure their definitions are rock solid there's way

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too much Winnie the Pooh content out there anyway real oh bother there's also

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been some controversy surrounding Apple in China as they've implemented an iOS

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update that automatically turns off your ability to receive airdrops from

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everyone after 10 minutes apple plans to

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make the feature Global next year so I'm sure it's just a coincidence that a change to a feature that has

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historically helpful protesters and authoritarian countries avoid censorship first rolled out in an authoritarian

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country right after a protest now it's time for the quick bits brought to you

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he's fast we're friends why have a waifu or husbando when you can be a waifu or

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husbando these are the Revolutionary technological innovations we expect from

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Sony who just announced macopi an affordable motion capture rig made up of

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six air tag-like sensors instead of the usual morph suit covered in ping pong

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balls they've most likely done this to capitalize on the popularity of bee

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tubers but they could also just really wanted to make a fun dance video

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sometimes dancing just takes the World by storm remember DDR remember Tick Tock

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in a massive win for Killer Robots City supervisors in San Francisco say that

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five times fast voted yesterday to allow police to use robots lethally in

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emergency situations it's worth noting that the San Francisco Police Department

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stated they have no pre-armed robots and

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they have no plans to ARM robots with guns no word on knives though so watch

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out for Roberto he'll stab you with his stabby knife and what about bombs

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probably bombs bombs away Roberto

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twitch announced a new safety feature called Shield mode designed to protect

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creators from hate raids it will allow streamers and their mods to mass ban

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Chatters using a specific word or phrase or prohibit first time Chatters from

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uttering it at all it's basically like the Master Chief's bubble Shield

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but instead of blocking plasma bolts it

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protects you from cringy Edge Lords like Riley cope and Seed now and become death

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destroyer of trolls a group of researchers led by a team at MIT has

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discovered a way to quickly and wirelessly form Optical beams out of

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light lightsabers they developed a new

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spatial light modulator or slm a device that manipulates light by controlling

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its emission properties that sounds like a lightsaber to me that's the lights the

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researchers say that applications for the tech include making lidar sensors a

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million times faster or speeding up brain scanners which in turn would

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reduce image noise from tissue motion those are the early applications later

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lightsabers and the space Sim strikes again astronomers around the world are

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concerned that internet satellites continually being launched into orbit

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might shine too brightly and make it hard to see anything else in the night

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sky it's about time the constellation's got an update this comes after company

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AST space mobile launched blue Walker 3

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a satellite that directly connects with cell phones on Earth astronomers say

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there are maybe 16 stars brighter than blue Walker and AST plans to launch a

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constellation of almost 100 more satellites who cares about studying

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space when you can tweet hot takes while being mauled by a wild bear but will

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keep you safe from bears on Friday if you come back that is for more Tech link

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