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the start of the show. You know, it's really good that you're the one who

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sings copyrighted theme songs and jingles um whenever we sing them on the

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show because I think your interpretations of them are very

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unlikely to get us uh to get us sued.

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a good thing. Uh welcome to the WAN Show, guys. Sorry

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we're a little late. I know that you grow you've grown tired of our excuses.

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And there really is honestly it was I have never seen this one before. Please.

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So, the funny thing is is this is at

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least partially my fault, even if I didn't realize it a little bit. So, I

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had requested to XSplit, and this is actually really cool. I had requested a

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feature in the software because we had one camera in particular that you cannot

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microphone over HDMI. And we have one

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capture card that does not allow you to

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select a single mono channel and output

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it in stereo mono. Okay. So I requested

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a feature that was that would allow you in XSplit to clone the left channel to

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the right or the right channel to the left.

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They obliged. They provided said feature. So I was trying to set up the

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show today. I realized this. Okay. I was trying to set up the show today and I

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had levels on the microphone and I was talking into the microphone and the

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recorded file, which I always check now because I'm tired of you guys being the

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it wrong. So, I did a pre a pre-recording and I checked it to

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discover that uh oh, there's there's no audio on the output file.

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which the audio level monitor doesn't account for.

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make the default option to copy the non-mpy channel. One store range says

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pre-recorded to which I would reply I am either a freaking genius or uh big and

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tasty posted posted two Squirtles. I like Squirtle a lot. I like Squirtle.

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there's no audio, but we've also uh a I checked and b we've got some of you

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saying that indeed there there is there is audio. So um so there you go. That's

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what happened today. I have been diagnosing why I have audio levels on my

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on my indicator and no audio in my files, you know, because I'm not audio

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file and that's like, oh, dang. Um,

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snore, but whatever says totally not live. U, so there you go. All right,

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let's uh let's get into the show. We've got a lot of great topics for you guys

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today. Number one is of course Google IO, sort of a big deal. Uh, number two

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is after I scroll through all the Google

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things, um, NVIDIA has posted official GTX 1070 specifications. Pretty similar

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to what we were thinking, but uh, it's nice to have that confirmed. Yes. Also,

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there's an English bank that is literally going to electroshock you if

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you spend too much money, which is fantastic. I I I think that is wonderful

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and hilarious. Also, Uber is joining the race for driverless cars because screw

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employees. who needs them, who may or may not be employees, by the way. You

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know, because because Oh, if AI gets so sophisticated that we create a massive

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AI force to do all the work for us and then we have to pay them, wouldn't that

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suck?

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sponsors. Wow, that is a big sponsor call out. That violates our normal

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sponsor guidelines. Cookba. Cook.Ba.

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Cook.Ba. Blue Apron started by Vikings. Not true.

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Possibly true. Not sure. What the hell are you talking about? Cookba.

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That's what I'm talking about. Okay. So, I feel like the first thing that we

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um is the way we tried to pull the wool over your eyes last week with a

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pre-recorded WAN Show. So, to be clear,

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not a whole lot of forethought went into that. We sat down to record the show and

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I was like, "You know what? We should do it would be funny. We should pretend

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that it's live. We should pretend we're live." The internet connection there was

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awful. There was no way it was going to be able to be live. No, that was that

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was not going to be a thing. Um, and I

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will confess that while our plan did not

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in the bottom right hand corner of my screen.

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pre-recorded broadcast a little late so you guys wouldn't think something was

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up. And we did like a few people said this. Uh, we did say that like the

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chat's complaining about the camera or whatever else, which if we were noticing

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those things, we probably would have super noticed the massive glaring audio

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issues that we apparently had. So, I figured out after the fact what the

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not coming in anymore because the battery died or something. And then it

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a bit to get its crap together. The weird thing about it is that we were

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using a single microphone. We were recording on a Razer siren, and that

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microphone was running the whole time, and that was responsible for both the

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left and the right channels, but only one channel was messed up. So, that's

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why the archive didn't have the audio issues, which took me until about 6:00

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a.m. to fix, by the way, because um non-fixed frame rate footage is a

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rate footage better than anything else. I went through Handbreak FFmpeg because

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work. Handbreak didn't work. Premier didn't work. Vegas didn't even work. And

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to make matters worse, I didn't have any of those programs installed on my

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laptop. The internet was awful. So, I was trying to do all of this stuff

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remotely because I had actually already sent the file back to the office, right?

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was working. That sounds horrible. Uh, question

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being mixed frame rate? So, uh, right because it's not always mixed frame

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that it wasn't FLV. It was variable frame rate MP4, which I think may have

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actually had to do not with XSplit screwing up, but with XSplit covering my

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butt when the camera changed to the webcam. Oh. So, I think we ended up with

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a variable frame rate MP4 that XSplit

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frame rate. Yeah. Okay. Cuz I was going to say I've used XSplit to record things

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a number of times and imported into Adobe Premiere and had no problems. But

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sure how that worked. But we had no choice because the battery died. You know, the funny thing is about after

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current to run my laptop. So, I had to constantly keep turning it back on cuz

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the overcurren protection was triggering. Um, but right after the

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show, I found an outlet on the wall. It was like right beside Yeah, that was

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that was rough. Oh, man. That trip was

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actually pretty tiring. I had a lot of fun. uh travel day back was uh was kind

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of a kind of a drag. It was I don't know. I just like went on my uh Yeah, I

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place that has everything that I probably need and it pro especi

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which I bring both of just in case I get annoyed with one of them. Like, I don't know. I have everything that I need in

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my bag always, and I'm in a place that has everything else that I would really

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need. And it's just like, oh, okay. Well, yep. Yeah, I don't have as much of

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an issue with it either, which probably made me less empathetic than I probably

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should have been. Um, all right. So, this was posted by

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Suicidal Franco on the forum. Well, like the yeah, the general discussion thread

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was posted by Suicidal Franco and then we're going to have a bunch of like

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different things from like The Verge or TechnoBuffalo or whoever else happened

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to cover it. Yeah. So, uh, Google IO

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kind of a big deal. So, first up, our

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original article here is from Techno Buffalo. Let's go ahead and, uh, Techno

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Buffalo screen share here. Our good friend John Rettinger over there. No,

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no, Brandon Russell. So, one of his guys, but I'm sure John glanced at it at

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some point or another. This is the Google Home.

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There's al there's also home.google.com if you want to see uh news directly from

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Google. It's it's kind of Google's response to the Amazon Echo, which did

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we ever actually release a review on that? Okay, so the Amazon Echo, we we

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bought one, we got it here in spite of the fact that it's not available in

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Canada. We realized that nothing worked in Canada and we couldn't even like VPN

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trick it in any kind of it just didn't know how to do like with uh Microsoft

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for for Cortana. I don't think you have to anymore but for a while there to get

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it to work you had to VPN out to get it to work but then it actually was kind of

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fine. I understood why they didn't do it because it didn't know everything for

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most general things it was fine. Not Echo. Echo just Yeah. No. So, we had a

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contract writer that was writing techies for us for at the time, and we sent the

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Echo to him to do an LTT for the first time ever, and he basically disappeared

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off the face of the earth, and now he has an Amazon Echo. I was just going to

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ill will towards him. There was some crazy stuff going on. He probably just

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misplaced it. His life was complicated at the time, but uh he has an echo and

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we do not. Yes. Um, Google L. Hello.

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Hello. Google Alo, I guess. Oh, really? We're not going to talk anymore about

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the Echo or I thought we were done. I guess I guess that was the problem. I

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feel like we stopped talking about the Echo, but we actually just Yeah. Anyways, you're right. You did it, too.

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Anyways, it will answer questions. It will play music. It will have LEDs.

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shells. So, you can like if you just need to kind of put it somewhere in a

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dark corner where you don't really see it, you can probably get it in black. The one that they have in their main

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picture on home.google.com is in white, which looks like nice and clean and

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stuff. It can communicate with a chcast. That's cool. Which is actually quite

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cool. Y um, but it won't support multiple Google accounts on launch, but

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it might uh do that later. I don't know if you said it plays music. It does do

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that as well. So, that should tie in pretty well to the the Chcast tie-in.

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to I forget what they call it. Yeah, but the music version of the chcast can tie

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in with this thing and then it can play sound because I don't really trust this

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Google's branding sometimes in its simplicity gets complicated. Yeah.

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don't know if you know about this. I've heard about it. Um, so I'm I'm going to be um actually I don't know if the

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contract is signed, so maybe I won't be, but um in theory, I'm actually going to

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be showing a bunch of Google technology to my grandpa in not necessarily just

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type of ripoff, okay, that I will probably get, you know, sued for or

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something. Um, at least we know. But more it's more about, you know, here's a

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guy who I tried to set up with an internet connection 10 years ago with

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make it as affordable for him as possible and he loved it, but it was like it was like really hard on his eyes

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because the screens were small and stuff at the time. So So here's me kind of

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and show him some of the cool applicable things that some of Google's

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technologies would would allow. um things like better medication

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notifications and reminders. Um I'd love

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to see him try VR. Um so I've just Yeah,

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old people in VR are like So I think they're sending a smartwatch um a Nexus

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6P, so a nice big smartphone. I'll have to see if it has like old man vision

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mode. It probably does. I think it does. Well, there's an app you can get. Y um

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they're sending a Google Cardboard. Um

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uh that there's some there's some other stuff, too. So, I'm working on that. But

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anyway, getting back to my point that I was trying to make. Uh, one of the things that they were saying was, "We

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want you to be really clear that you're working with Google store." I'm like,

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"Yeah." They're like, "That is not a retail like Google store. It's like a

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website Google store." And I'm like, "Yeah." And they're like, "It is separate from the Google Play Store,

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which is not the Google store because the Google store sells physical items."

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The Google web physical store. Uh,

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devices or is that wrong? I think it has. I thought you could. I think it has

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at times. Yeah. Oh, man. So, so so so

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back to where we were trying to figure out chcast. I was going to suggest that

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maybe maybe it was like Google Google Music, but then no, that like play music

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because I couldn't remember what they call the damn thing. Yeah. And um that's

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a nightmare. Yeah. So, so, so

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like is it chcast music or which is

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different from Google? The best thing is we could have just Googled this the whole time. I know with their own

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software we could find it out. Um

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Oh, there's people commenting in the chat about the uncensored fbomb in one

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of our recent videos. What? What video? Oh, was it me? No. Oh, good. That Well,

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you wouldn't have edited it anyway. Like, it was an editor. No. Did I say

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it? No, it was an editor saying it. No, I said it. Oh, yeah. Wasn't me this

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time. Yeah. So, no, I just said uh I

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just said here is uh you know, gold star

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for Smartyp Pants is already knowing how like um IPMI or wake on land and like

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all that stuff works. I was just like, well, here's a gold star for the rest of

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you. Here's a video. Um and it was

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supposed to be I should have said that on the synergy video. Yeah.

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It was done by Yeah. Well, you know,

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part of it was seeing those comments on some of your videos as well where people

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will like people will watch our videos and they'll go, "Is this the first time

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you ever heard of Wake Land? I've known about this for 15 years." It's like,

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"Okay, yeah, that's good." What if it's someone's first year into computers,

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bro? Then why are you clicking on a video about Wakeland?

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Maybe just don't. Maybe just don't. I mean, click it anyway. We love your

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views, you know? We love to talk to you guys. Sometimes we make jokes and maybe

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maybe there's something in there that you didn't know about or or maybe

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there's something that we missed and you can help inform people in the comments.

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You could say something helpful or constructive. It's like I've known about

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this forever and so so I was I was proactively responding to those comments

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and giving them gold internet stars. Um

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which I think is important. You know, you like a gold star for something that

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you've known for a long time that I didn't. Right. Sure. Makes you feel like

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a big man. Yeah. Gold star right there, buddy. That would actually be wonderful

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if we all got gold star stickers. Like

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anytime someone around the office helps you, you like put a gold star on their

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shirt.

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You know what's you know what's horrible

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is like from my experience as a parent

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and as a swimming teacher managing kids

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and from my experience as a small business owner managing

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adults. It would probably work. The principles are really not very

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different. And you know what's really funny is what you're saying and joking

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about is really not that different from

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the kinds of principles you will read about in management books. The only

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difference is the physicality of it gold star because walking around basically

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doing the same thing. Giving people little attabo for doing something right

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is actually by far the best way to reinforce positive behavior and actually

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by uh by doing so eliminate bad

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behavior. Yeah, maybe I should get sheets of gold stars. I I think people

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feel like I'm patronizing them a little. Yes, I think that but that's that's why

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you remove the physicality because then it doesn't seem to feel so patronizing.

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What is that bad word? Um it's only bad

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in certain contexts, I think. Like cuz

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Okay, so let's break it down. Patron. So

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like But that's a different word. Okay. Because a patron is like you could be a

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patron at a bar. No, no. Okay, that's a different way of using the word. But

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patron can be the same as matron, which would be the male form of of of like a

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like a mother or a father figure. So patronizing, it's funny, we talk about

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how the gold stars would be more like dad and the kids means treating you like

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a child. Yes. So that's where that's where now that I've sort of because

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patronizing is so bad, but then like maternal instinct is a good thing. Yeah.

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and and like and and feeling cared for

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in the same way that your parents would care for you is something that we crave

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and something that we want. We just don't want them to act like they're our

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parents. Anyways, after all that, it's called chcast audio.

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We got there. Um, all right. So, original article here

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is from Techno Buffalo again. We've got Google Aloe, which uh heals your burns.

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Yeah, I needed some of that. Still sort

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of do. Yeah, Mexico was fun for everyone but Luke on the day when he got he got

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second degree burns on his freckles. Yeah, which sounds like a very specific

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injury, but it's a thing. Yeah, I didn't

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know that. Yeah, that's apparently a thing. The rest of my skin was like, I'm

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fine. Where the freckles are roasted.

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Wow, it was bad. H Yeah. So, I want you

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to find this. It's not that hard to find. Google him. find this thing

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because this ties into what we're exactly Yeah. Yeah. I'll I'll find the

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tweet. I'll bring that up. Okay. You you talk about it in the meantime. Okay. So,

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Snowden has tweeted about Google's Aloe thing. Uh he says that Google's security

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expert blogged discussing about how Aloe is unsafe by default. Um hours later, he

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erased that part of the uh uh blog. Um

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and he says below that, I believe I have it up. Google's decision

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Yep. There's another tweet actually. Google's decision to disable endtoend

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encryption by default in its new Alo chat app is dangerous and makes it

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unsafe and he recommends to avoid it for now. That has 8,000 retweets and 7,800

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likes. So, with that warning in the back

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of your mind, let's talk a little bit about what it is. Yes. Uh, it's a new

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messaging app for mobile only. To which

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you might kind of go, what the hell? Why do we need this? What happened to GT

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talk? And then what about don't we have

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Hangouts? And uh doesn't uh Oh, man.

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Doesn't Google own like uh some other

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stuff? I think Yeah. So, hold on. Who is Snapchat again? Is that Facebook?

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Snapchat is I think Facebook. I could totally be wrong though. Yeah. Snapchat

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owned by Facebook. I thought Google bought something. Anyway, the point is

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why do we need

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another messaging app? And maybe maybe

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this is more of a question for the people that use other messaging apps.

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Like I still can't quite figure out why people need um any more than just like

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yeah, one. I can't figure out what happened to that concept of like awesome

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desktop clients like Trillian that just

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um amalgamated all your different chats and made it it's like and I used

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Trillian for a long time. I loved Trillion, but they just couldn't keep

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the bugs out of it because it feels like the

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um the chat platform owners were constantly changing things just to screw

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with Trillian. Um I don't know if it's really good these days. I'd love to hear

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from you guys, but um the answer is that

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it is meant to be a fresh start for Google's new communications division.

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You sign up with a phone number and you can connect your Google account to it.

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So it's WhatsApp but with additional

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nonsense. Yeah. Speaking of which, who

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owns WhatsApp again? That's Facebook. Owned by Facebook. Oh, okay. Yeah, there

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we go. That's Facebook. Yeah, I know that one. Yeah. Um, you can shrink or

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enlarge text before sending it in messages, which sounds super annoying. I

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mean, remember when MSN Messenger had the ability to change your font size?

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Okay, that was kind of cool. You had pink font. Yeah. No, I just mean that's

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not innovative, right? Okay. Remember when MSN Messenger added the ability to

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write with your mouse? Can Microsoft just make MSN again? I would actually go

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back. I would go back. Yeah, 100%. Like that. Especially if it worked on my phone. Oh my god.

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So good. I would hardcore go back to MSN. It was

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by far the best. It had like the ability to send files to people and it actually

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worked. Remote desktop control was built into it. I diagnosed so many computers

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that way. I was like, "Oh, do you have MSN?" "Yeah, okay, sweet. We can just do this." You know, now it's like a huge

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mess. We're going to have to implement a new policy for W show. Anytime we talk

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about a messaging app, we can't just talk about MSN. Okay, that's probably

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fair. We I think we MSN's emoji support

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was worlds ahead of what other applications were doing at the time.

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Your own and you could send them. Yep. Which was freaking awesome. Um I wasn't

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a huge fan of them when they implemented them, but when they when they introduced

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like the higher definition ones like

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that you had like all this variety like Yeah.

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Okay. So speaking of which, you can send and receive indicators, emojis, and

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custom stickers. They do say that uh

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conversations are encrypted on the wire, which means nobody on the internet

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can read them as you send your message, which is a funky way of saying that. Um

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they're they're the response to Snowden's thing about it being not end

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to end encrypted is apparently that that is done because of um the voice command

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side of things. Um my response to that

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is figure it out. There is some cool stuff to be clear

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like for example if you're discussing with a friend like uh hey we want to go

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out for dinner you can actually bring Google now features like recommending a

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restaurant right into the chat that's super cool which I can't think of any

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reason why you wouldn't be able to do with hangouts which also has video and

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works crossplatform. Why do companies think that single platform mobile only

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is better? That's very stupid. Um, one thing that I do like is the uh, if your

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friend sends you a message, Aloe puts some suggested replies at the bottom.

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That's super cool because if your phone can tell that you're like working out or

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you're at work or you're I thought work was in both of those. Or it can like

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tell you're doing something like you're working it or that although you might

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not want an automated reply unless it's a lie. Yeah. Like, hey, I'm petting the

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dog. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. um or like like driving or something. If

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you're doing something where you don't really have time to respond, you can be

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able to respond easily in a like pre-done little packaged thing, which is

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kind of cool. Um this is actually a

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suggestion, not for Aloe, but for a messaging application that I'm actually

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likely to use, like maybe Hangouts. So, if anyone from Google is watching, this

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was actually Taran's suggestion. I think he was like cuz I was just reading the

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bit about how it has a feature where you can doodle on the pictures that people

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send you or it can like suggest to you whether your the picture of your

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friend's dog is cute or not. Yeah, I don't think that's that useful. Um, but

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what about this? What if you could set

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contacts to send you pixelated versions

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of their images by default so you could tell if it's a dickpick before you open

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it? I thought that was Edel. Was it Ed?

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Maybe it's Ed. I don't know. Someone in someone here talked to me about that,

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too. Yeah, someone in there was talking about this. I was like, that is

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brilliant. I mean, who wouldn't want especially like at work like say say for

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example if you know Hangouts wasn't a complete piece of trash and had a

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desktop client, which it should have um so that you could actually have settings

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that stuck with computers rather than just being accountwide. You know, there

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are reasons that client applications still make sense. Um, so at work, you

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could enable the feature that automatically blurs pictures so you

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wouldn't have an awkward situation where someone, you know, walks and looks over

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your shoulder and there's like boom, dickpick. Yeah, here's a good idea. Free

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of charge. It's a thing. Um, speaking of good ideas free of charge, um, let's

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see. So, that's kind of boring. Yeah, there's Google Duo, I guess, which is a

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video calling app because they need another app for communication.

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Okay, so as a companion to the brand new messaging app, yay, we're splitting it

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up so we have more than one app to do the same thing. Yep. Um,

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so yeah. Um

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so basically it has caller ID which is

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the unique feature where you can see a

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stream of the person before you answer the call. Yeah.

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which I guess is the kind of thing that's going to lead to a lot of

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accidental nose picking

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while someone's looking at you while people figure out that that's a feature.

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I I I can't think of a any possible

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reason on the planet why I would want someone else's stream when they're

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calling me to start automatically before I pick up the call. I know who it's

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from. Why?

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Why? And I mean, this is not like I'd like I

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hope to I hope I guess like if you're

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gonna do like a We're gonna get a little TM out here for a second, but if you're

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gonna have like a FAP session with your partner and it happens to be their mom

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that is using their phone to video call you, it might be a good idea for you to

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know and be like, I should cover up before I answer this. Why would you ever

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answer a video call naked? I mean,

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you're just ready to go.

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Okay. So, why would you be ready to go if there wasn't some kind of

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pre-planning in place? And if there was pre-planning, wouldn't you know that who

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was operating the other end? Because if if it's their mom while you're having a

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discussion about video calling, maybe

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maybe communications with this person are just so often uh that that you're

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just, you know, you're just or maybe you want to like surprise them. It's the the

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naked man tactic from How I Met Your Mother.

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where you're like, I'm ready to go. And then it's their mom and you're like,

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crap. Maybe I'm still ready to go, but it's not appropriate, but a little less.

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Wow. Um, Luke getting his freak on here. I mean,

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you know, uh, the Twitch chats Twitch chat's exploding

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now. Sex each other. What? Says Tristan.

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We can't do that. We're in person. It's got to be over the phone. It's against the Twitch regulations anyway. Come on.

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get your act together, Tristan. Yeah. Um, so, okay, another app that I'm

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clearly too old to understand the value of, so there you go. It's apparently

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very simple to use and quick, as demonstrated by The Verge. I managed to

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teach my 67year-old father, who was still running iOS 6 like 3 months ago,

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how to chat on Hangouts in like 40 seconds. So, I'm pretty sure that a

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video call in Hangouts probably wasn't that hard to use. The entire app is

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approximately 5 megs. Five megs of duplicating a function of an app that I

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literally by default definitely already

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have installed on my phone if it's an Android phone

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and it's mobile only because screw you.

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Yeah. I screw you people who, you know,

431
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:30,320
want to sit in a chair at a desk and see a reasonable size image and not hold

432
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:34,320
something while they chat with somebody. Yeah. I mean, because that that ties up

433
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:38,640
one of your hands. Why is it always coming back to this?

434
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:44,559
One thing that is really annoying about the mobile only thing though, actually the main thing in my opinion is a lot of

435
00:31:41,679 --> 00:31:47,840
work stuff. Like of course I'm going to usually use that app on my mobile

436
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:50,880
device. Yeah. to be completely honest, but if I'm sitting at a desk, it's

437
00:31:49,279 --> 00:31:55,360
really nice to be able to not pick up my phone and access it there. Lenovo, if

438
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:59,039
you can figure your crap out, will eventually be releasing the Lenovo Link

439
00:31:57,360 --> 00:32:04,720
32GB, which looks great and has been waiting

440
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:08,720
to get it ever since CES and have been on an email list so that once they

441
00:32:06,559 --> 00:32:12,559
release it, I can buy it personally, bring it in here, and then make a review

442
00:32:10,159 --> 00:32:17,120
about it. And they still haven't. Oh my god. What is it? It's a USB pass through

443
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:22,799
device kind of thing that you plug into your computer and then you plug a charging cable to your phone into and

444
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:28,159
then it makes it so that you get your phone on your computer which can already

445
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:32,640
be done with like ASUS includes that I think. But who runs an ASUS phone? Yeah.

446
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:36,720
And it's it's device agnostic so you can do it with whatever the heck you want.

447
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:40,080
Um it's very fast. There's some that you can do with like uh having your computer

448
00:32:38,559 --> 00:32:43,919
be a server and your phone communicates with it wirelessly. Yeah, it's Wi-Fi,

449
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:48,000
but it's extremely fast. The Link has storage built into it, which is nice.

450
00:32:45,919 --> 00:32:52,720
Um, and it has like a few other features like it can tell what orientation the

451
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:56,000
phone is in. Okay. And it like can you can drag and drop file there. There's a

452
00:32:54,880 --> 00:33:01,840
few things that it could do. I can't remember exactly what they are right now that are better than the thing that the

453
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:06,399
app could do and the other solutions. It was it's

454
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:14,120
looks very nice and they likes his PC like he likes his girls oily.

455
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:14,120
Sometimes I don't need oil.

456
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:20,799
Sometimes it is good to go. Um, so the

457
00:33:18,559 --> 00:33:27,039
Android N beta, speaking of being good to go, has started. It is an open beta

458
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:31,760
type of relationship if you know what I mean. And the full release will be

459
00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:37,120
coming later on this summer. I don't need that. I have done absolutely. My

460
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:42,600
relationship is 100% satisfactory. I have uh no need for really that's not

461
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,600
what you told me.

462
00:33:42,799 --> 00:33:50,080
Um I have actually done literally zero research into Android N and why we would

463
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:54,080
care because I actually follow very little pre-release uh news these days. I

464
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:57,200
kind of wait till the product lands and I go, "Oh yeah, I like this or I don't

465
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:03,120
like this." Because the reality of it is a lot of the features that get announced for products or software never end up

466
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:07,519
making it into the product in the first place or the implementation is just kind

467
00:34:05,279 --> 00:34:13,200
of halfass and stupid anyway. Um so anyway, Android and open beta coming. So

468
00:34:10,399 --> 00:34:20,760
it's supported by the uh Nexus 6, Nexus 9, Nexus 5X, Nexus 6P, Nexus Player,

469
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:20,760
Pixel C, and General Mobile 4G.

470
00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:27,520
And that'll be a story that's the full release coming this summer, not like

471
00:34:25,119 --> 00:34:33,440
more beteness or whatever people might have interpreted that to mean. Um,

472
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:38,800
speaking of coming this summer, coming this summer to a kitchen near you is

473
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:44,079
Blue Apron. And the Oh, by the way, this is cool. The first 250 people to use

474
00:34:40,879 --> 00:34:47,440
this link get two free meals on their

475
00:34:44,079 --> 00:34:49,839
first order. So, Blue Apron is the most

476
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:55,200
upsetting sponsor for me that we have ever had. Yep. Because it's only in the

477
00:34:53,200 --> 00:35:01,200
US right now. Just going to complain. Yep. I know. I know. And it sounds

478
00:34:57,839 --> 00:35:03,119
amazing. It sounds so cool. So, they

479
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:07,200
deliver farm fresh ingredients that are locally sourced right to your doorstep

480
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:12,640
in the right proportions for you to create the meal that they send you. Um,

481
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:16,400
they have two plans, a twoerson plan and a family plan. The recipes are delivered

482
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:20,560
in a refrigerated box, so the ingredients will stay fresh even if you're not at home. and they offer a

483
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:25,119
large selection of recipes and they're always adding new dishes to the menu

484
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:29,920
every week. Each menu is about 500 to 800 calories per person and the meals

485
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:34,880
can be prepared in 40 minutes or less. So with Blue Apron, you cook for

486
00:35:31,839 --> 00:35:37,440
yourself, but you get a quality meal.

487
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:41,920
You don't waste food. Yeah, it's a huge thing. If you It says one to two people.

488
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:45,599
So like I live on my own. Wasting food if I want to make interesting

489
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:50,400
complicated meals is basically inevitable. It's like even if you buy

490
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:53,359
like one stupid thing of cilantro, it's more than you need. Oh yeah. And unless

491
00:35:52,079 --> 00:35:57,520
you're going to use cilantro again tomorrow, it's all wilty and gross.

492
00:35:55,599 --> 00:36:01,920
Yeah. Exactly. So like making anything fancy is really frustrating. And like I

493
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:08,000
just cook chicken every day. It's one of those things where it's like it's a fundamental problem with the system.

494
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:12,560
Okay. I end up buying a bag of carrots this big every time I buy carrots. Why?

495
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:16,800
because the bag of carrots this big at superstore costs as much as buying the

496
00:36:15,119 --> 00:36:24,000
three carrots that I need to make pasta sauce today at Nester's market. So even

497
00:36:21,119 --> 00:36:27,359
though I might only use three of those carrots and that's this is an extreme

498
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:32,560
example obviously I'm going to use more of the carrots than that we actually like do cook and stuff and munch them

499
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:36,400
and whatnot. Yeah. So yeah let's even if I'm only going to use three of these

500
00:36:33,599 --> 00:36:40,880
carrots I'm still better off on my grocery trip to superstore which I'm

501
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:46,000
going to do anyway. I'm better off stocking up on stuff that I don't need

502
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:48,240
only to end up wasting it later than I

503
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:54,240
am buying the correct quantity from a place that sells lower quantity things

504
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:56,640
off the shelf. And carrots are not even the best example because you can

505
00:36:55,280 --> 00:37:01,599
actually buy individual carrots at supertore if I recall correctly. Same with celery uh celery stocks. You can

506
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:05,200
buy individual sticks. Yeah, you can buy individual sticks. Funny story, more

507
00:37:03,599 --> 00:37:09,839
expensive. I didn't realize that a celery stock was all of them and a

508
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:14,800
celery stick was one. Yeah, I used to work in the produce section very

509
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:16,400
recently. Um, so Blue Apron lets you get

510
00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:20,560
out of your comfort zone, it actually takes if you can make the meal in 40

511
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:25,040
minutes. That is, and my wife and I have done the numbers, that is actually less

512
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:28,960
time than it takes to drive somewhere, sit down, like be seated, especially if

513
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:33,839
it's like dinner time and you got to wait 15, 20 minutes to get seated, order

514
00:37:31,680 --> 00:37:38,880
your food, and wait for your food. It is actually more efficient to eat at home

515
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:42,000
and more affordable with Blue Apron. So, uh, I've talked about this for a really

516
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:45,920
long time. I want to add one quick thing before we're done. Sure. And I probably won't bring this up if we do sponsor

517
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:52,160
spots for them in the future, but I just want to bring this up here. Uh my

518
00:37:48,079 --> 00:37:54,320
girlfriend, she has a uncle or like some

519
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:59,200
form of family connection who's this really fantastic chef and he had

520
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:03,760
basically this idea and made a Kickstarter for it and

521
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:09,040
checked out the Kickstarter and I was like, "Wow, this is a wonderful idea,

522
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:13,599
but the Kickstarter is bad." Yeah. And the Kickstarter failed and I was kind of

523
00:38:11,119 --> 00:38:18,240
sad and now I just hope that Blue Apron comes up here. So, I again I won't do

524
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:26,240
this next time we do a spot for this, but um Ivonne and I have a business plan

525
00:38:21,839 --> 00:38:28,000
for this from like about a year ago.

526
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:32,720
That's that's actually pretty in line with the Kickstarter. I hadn't seen

527
00:38:29,839 --> 00:38:39,280
that. Um, I was trying to convince her to uh to leave Costco. And even if she

528
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:43,760
didn't want to pursue a career at Linus Media Group, I still really felt like

529
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:48,000
her talents would be better suited to something bigger than running a

530
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:51,520
pharmacy. And we actually kicked this idea around and we came up with it

531
00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:57,200
together where we would leverage the strengths of Linus Media Group to

532
00:38:53,280 --> 00:39:00,079
promote and to uh provide video guides

533
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:03,520
to go along with the recipes. I would Oh man, I would have loved to do that. This

534
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:06,560
it was like it was a really cool idea. Oh, that would have been fun cuz it was

535
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:10,960
and it was I know the idea is not the newest thing ever like like food being

536
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:16,000
delivered. Um but we we sort of had this concept for how we could leverage

537
00:39:13,359 --> 00:39:22,240
partnerships just locally and start it locally and then create this this kind

538
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:24,320
of this fun cooking with whoever it is.

539
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:27,680
Um and these personas and these these video personalities to go along with it

540
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:33,359
that we really thought could take it to the next level. and would be way cooler.

541
00:39:30,720 --> 00:39:38,000
Um, but uh, so there you go. If Blue Apron's watching this spot, guys, video

542
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:42,960
video uh, video instructions would be like super duper cool. Um, and you guys

543
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:48,720
could have like a side thing which is like like call it like fun food and do

544
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:53,040
like not necessarily just like a meal. Do like have like a fun food Super Bowl

545
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:57,920
edition. and you know some really cool video content creators up in Vancouver,

546
00:39:55,599 --> 00:40:02,560
Canada who would love to do more around food. I'm just kind of saying, yeah,

547
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:07,440
speaking of things that I'm just kind of saying, um, iFixit, I'm not going to

548
00:40:05,359 --> 00:40:10,720
deny that iFixit is sponsoring the video today, like I did with that other video

549
00:40:09,119 --> 00:40:16,560
that I then found out later they were indeed the sponsor of. Um, iFixit is

550
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:20,400
your complete DIY electronics repair solution. From their 19,000 free

551
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:25,280
step-by-step repair guides to their huge inventory of replacement parts, they

552
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:28,960
have got you covered. And today we're talking about these notes are awful. Way

553
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:33,920
to go, Colton and Nick. Today we're talking about their latest and greatest,

554
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:37,920
the allnew ProTek tool kit. Completely re-imagined, designed, but just as

555
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:42,720
rugged and portable. It's got more driver bits than ever before. 64

556
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:46,000
compared to 54. Okay, it is actually better. Comes in a better case. It's got

557
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:49,359
a magnetic thing that holds the uh screwdriver kit in place and the lid on

558
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:52,480
the screwdriver kit. It's got a better swivel top precision screwdriver. It

559
00:40:51,119 --> 00:40:56,079
actually feels a lot nicer in the hand. You can get more torque. Um torque was a

560
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:59,920
problem with the last It comes with the suction cup, uh which the old one

561
00:40:58,319 --> 00:41:05,440
didn't, which I actually used on our trip to Mexico to pry open an iPhone 6S.

562
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:09,200
It's not as good as their special tool for opening iPhones, but I was able to

563
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:15,280
do it and I didn't break anything. So, you've got like everything you kind of need. And the best part is that it's

564
00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:18,560
backed by a lifetime warranty and is

565
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:21,040
available for 70 bucks and you can save

566
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:27,599
$5 off a purchase of $10 or more on their store by going to ifixit.com/Linus

567
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:30,319
and using offer code when

568
00:41:27,599 --> 00:41:36,640
you do it. Oh snap.

569
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaking of when you do it. Oh snap.

570
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:44,480
Squarespace. Has Squarespace done more WAN Show

571
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:47,839
sponsorships than any other brand? They've probably done more WAN Show

572
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:52,880
sponsorships than like a fair number of other brands combined. I think that is

573
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:56,720
probably a fair thing for you to say. Uhoh. Uh oh. Nick's Nick's given Nick's

574
00:41:55,200 --> 00:42:01,359
sending me messages during the sponsor spots. That's never good. It's always

575
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:04,480
bad. Nope. I'm I'm not going to look at it. Sorry, Nick. Oh, no. I'm just

576
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:08,160
kidding. I I looked at it. I looked at I'll get to it, Nick. Um, so

577
00:42:06,240 --> 00:42:11,280
Squarespace, simple, powerful, beautiful. That's the slogan they had

578
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:16,880
when we first started working with them, which is when these notes are actually

579
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:20,240
from. They've got 247 support via live chat and email. It's only $8 a month.

580
00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:23,520
You get a free domain if you buy Squarespace for the year. and all of

581
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:30,319
their beautiful website templates. Whether you're creating a blog for yourself, whether you're creating a, you

582
00:42:27,119 --> 00:42:33,440
know, a a promotional web page for your

583
00:42:30,319 --> 00:42:35,280
little league soccer team or whether

584
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:39,839
you're creating a little site to sell stuff that you made or a portfolio,

585
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:47,839
Squarespace, his beautiful templates have got you covered. And if yeah, you

586
00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:51,920
should find yourself looking for, you know, other features to spice up your

587
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:56,560
Squarespace site, they've got little things like their logo design helper.

588
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:59,760
Um, they've got, uh, let's see. Yeah, you can you can dig into the code a

589
00:42:58,319 --> 00:43:03,359
little bit more if you want to. You can play around with those things. Um, you

590
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:07,040
can keep it accessible and just use all of the web- based, you know, UI

591
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:11,839
modifications. Drag this here, move this there, alter this text, and you can

592
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:16,720
start a trial with no credit card required and start building your website

593
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:20,079
today. But don't just do that and forget about it when you decide to sign up for

594
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:24,720
Squarespace. You should make sure you use offer code Linus to get 10% off your

595
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:28,319
first purchase. Thank you Squarespace for supporting the WAN Show. That's

596
00:43:26,319 --> 00:43:32,720
actually in there. I never say that. Squarespace, build it beautiful. You

597
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:37,520
should. Those are old notes. Yes, they are.

598
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:40,960
Simple, power, be powerful, beautiful. I mean, how old is that slogan? I'm going

599
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:44,240
to go on Squarespace's website right now and see if they have like a new slogan.

600
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:49,839
I don't think so. I think it's still you should. Still you should.

601
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:57,240
Oh, hold on. No,

602
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:57,240
I don't see you should anywhere. No.

603
00:43:57,839 --> 00:44:07,280
Perfect websites trusted by the world's best. Why aren't we on here? Cuz Oh,

604
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:11,839
so we're not as cool as like Fast Company and Freeman's. Yeah. And what

605
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:17,760
the heck is hashtaggirlboss? I don't know. I'm sure someone knows, but I

606
00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:21,599
don't. Over 1 million paying customers.

607
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:24,480
Wow. You can do that math. Hey,

608
00:44:21,599 --> 00:44:29,760
pulling so hard. That's like the new World of Warcraft. Squarespace of

609
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:35,040
Warcraft. World of Squarespace. I mean, can you imagine an MMO based on website

610
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:37,920
building? The boss is like this really

611
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:42,560
complicated, extensive website. It's like Flash.

612
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:46,240
And inherently, because this is classic world of Squarespace, you need a 40

613
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:51,040
person team. And a huge part of the difficulty is just coordinating all of

614
00:44:47,839 --> 00:44:52,960
those developers to create this like

615
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:56,000
intense flashbased website. You know what the worst thing about this

616
00:44:54,160 --> 00:45:00,560
conversation is? is this sounds like exactly the kind of asinine idea that

617
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:04,240
would get thrown around in like a boardroom full of exec like how do we

618
00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:09,520
gify building websites like well you know I

619
00:45:06,880 --> 00:45:15,240
heard a world of Warcraft once you know maybe we need like like website craft

620
00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:26,599
squares in spacecraft squares in spacecraft it's like Starcraft but like

621
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:26,599
not just stars all of face.

622
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:32,480
Oh no. Uh, all right. Android Wear 2.0.

623
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:39,119
Getting back on topic somewhat, is a huge new update. One about which I am

624
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:42,319
extremely disappointed. I recently

625
00:45:39,119 --> 00:45:44,880
Oh, yeah. I recently,

626
00:45:42,319 --> 00:45:50,480
completely my own fault. And I have no one to blame but myself, broke my

627
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:52,240
Zenatch 2 by diving to about 70 ft. You

628
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:56,160
should blame the Zenwatch 2. Salt water. Zenwatch 2 should have a warning being

629
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:59,680
like, "We're detecting water. You should resurface." Yeah, that's why I'm so

630
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:04,400
salty. Not because of the water salinity. Yeah.

631
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:08,160
Um, to be fair, I'm kidding. That was a

632
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,560
joke. So, it includes a new smart reply feature, allowing you to respond to

633
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:13,599
incoming notifications quickly by scribbling on the touchcreen. Well, this

634
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:18,240
just means you're going to get a new watch. Uh, I think it should be a

635
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:21,920
software update. I guess I I'll find out because I still there's still a Gwatch R

636
00:46:19,839 --> 00:46:26,000
over there. I might just steal that. Um, but you know what I want is more

637
00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:29,200
granularity in the control of what I do with notifications and ways to

638
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:32,560
synchronize across devices. That is really my only complaint about Android

639
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:36,560
Wear. It kind of already does everything I could possibly want it to do other

640
00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:41,599
than the fact that it really makes me mad when I reply to something with voice

641
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:45,760
and then that email is still sitting unread in my inbox

642
00:46:44,079 --> 00:46:49,520
because it's just why. Let me know what you think about this. I'm going to deviate a little bit. I was just

643
00:46:47,839 --> 00:46:52,640
thinking in my head about how like you do the traditional watch thing and I'm

644
00:46:51,359 --> 00:46:58,640
thinking about doing the fitness watch thing. Um I'm going to still do the

645
00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:04,240
video that we had planned first. Yeah. Um should I say okay? So, I'm going to

646
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:07,839
benchmark um a bunch of traditional

647
00:47:04,240 --> 00:47:10,480
fitness trackers against like a Fitbit,

648
00:47:07,839 --> 00:47:15,359
not like a Zenwatch, but like a Fitbit against a chest strap, which is

649
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:19,440
traditionally a lot better um at accurately determining your heart rate

650
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:23,599
and then comparing how well the wrist version does. And then what I'm thinking

651
00:47:21,119 --> 00:47:27,359
is take the top one, maybe two, and do a proper review on them. That's a good

652
00:47:25,119 --> 00:47:29,839
idea. So, be like, "Okay, these ones are really accurate. These ones are probably

653
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:34,560
the ones you should be going for if you want a fitness tracker. Now, I'm going to properly review them. Are they

654
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:40,319
actually any good just as a usable device? There's huge amounts of issues

655
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:42,400
on that side of things. Holy crap. Um,

656
00:47:40,319 --> 00:47:46,720
and like I'm very frustrated right now with the fact that the like more like

657
00:47:45,359 --> 00:47:53,040
I'm going to say traditional, but that is so literally the wrong word. Um, the

658
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:57,359
like smartwatch side of things are kind of really bad generally. I'd like to see

659
00:47:55,520 --> 00:48:01,280
the people who call you burger boy fight you. Burger boy. Someone called you Luke

660
00:47:59,520 --> 00:48:07,280
Burger Boy. I would love to fight them too. Um the Yeah, the like smartwatch

661
00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:10,000
kind of stuff is usually really bad at doing fitness stuff. The Apple Watch is

662
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:14,160
pretty good, but then it has other issues. And then the fitness watches

663
00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:18,079
suck at being smart watches and we just need them to Yeah. do the thing

664
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:21,760
together. Um Yeah. No, I think that's a great

665
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:25,040
idea. I think that makes a ton of sense. Um,

666
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:27,599
so let's see what else it's got. It's there's updates to the fitness software

667
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:32,720
allowing you to leave your phone at home and track your activity automatically using a third-party app on Android Wear.

668
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:35,920
It's set to launch this fall. Uh, devs can create watch faces that show

669
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:38,800
information from any Android Wear app. So, that's cool. I guess those are both

670
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:42,480
good things. Um, let's move into some of our more rapid fire news for this week.

671
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:46,160
Uh, original article here is from pcgamer.com or GeForce.com if you want

672
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:51,760
to get it directly from the horse's mouth. Uh, NVIDIA posts an Overwatch

673
00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:55,920
advertisement. uh GTX 1070 specifications, which is super exciting

674
00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:00,800
because it's actually quite a bit cheaper and it's probably the more

675
00:48:57,599 --> 00:49:02,960
relevant one because that is that is

676
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:08,640
that is a thing. Well, the the 599 price point versus the 379 price point is like

677
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:12,640
whoa a lot more people are going to be looking forward. So, this is going to in

678
00:49:10,319 --> 00:49:19,559
terms of performance effectively displace the Do you want to come say bye

679
00:49:14,960 --> 00:49:19,559
to the W show people? No.

680
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:27,839
Oh. Oh, goodbye people. This is This is Ash. You

681
00:49:26,079 --> 00:49:34,319
may recognize him from such YouTube videos as videos that he's made. Um

682
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:39,440
I'm I'm sure the Twitch chat's going to freak out and you're already going to be gone. Anyway, it was really nice hanging

683
00:49:37,359 --> 00:49:45,680
out today and lunch and all that stuff. Is that a high 10? Yeah. Okay. Yes. Bye.

684
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:54,160
See you later and we'll talk soon. Um, so yeah. So at $37579

685
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:55,599
for not a Founders Edition. Yeah. Wow.

686
00:49:54,160 --> 00:50:02,079
It's going to have the performance of a GTX 980 Ti. It looks like

687
00:49:59,119 --> 00:50:06,800
cuz a 980 Ti is that's a thing. I mean, that is a good VR experience. Yes. And

688
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:11,200
you will have the new stuff which almost matters more uh depending on what you're

689
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:14,720
doing than the like raw performance because you'll have SMP simultaneous

690
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:19,280
multi-projection. Anzel if you're into that kind of stuff but mainly SMP. SMP

691
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:25,359
makes stuff like VR and multimonitor support like crazy amounts better. Um so

692
00:50:23,599 --> 00:50:28,240
yeah, looking pretty cool. Okay, so you're really still Oh, we never

693
00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:33,760
actually talked about what the specs are. We did a bad job. Okay. So the it's

694
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:39,040
still a GP 104. So that's not big Pascal, that's like smaller Pascal. Same

695
00:50:36,559 --> 00:50:45,280
guy as the 1080, just a lower bend one. Yeah. So the core clock is 1506. The

696
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:48,400
boost clock is 1683. Very close to 1080.

697
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:50,880
Yes. Do remember that uh clock for clock

698
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:54,880
on graphics cards isn't really a thing. Um although 1080 versus 1070 it will be

699
00:50:53,599 --> 00:51:01,680
more of a thing, but like compared to other generations, don't necessarily do that calculation. Uh, your VRAM clock

700
00:50:58,640 --> 00:51:05,040
speed is 8,000. That is GDDR5, not

701
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:08,319
GDDR5X. You have 8 gigs of RAM. Your bus

702
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:09,920
width is 256 bit. Um, there's some

703
00:51:08,319 --> 00:51:13,200
question mark specs on here, so I guess they haven't fully released everything.

704
00:51:11,839 --> 00:51:17,599
I'm pulling up the one, the official one from NVIDIA here. Oh, sweet. Okay. Um,

705
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:23,200
yeah, it looks like they are not being 100% clear about everything. They've

706
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:25,520
released a lot of specs. 150 watt TDP,

707
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:30,079
um, two slot cooler, blah blah blah blah blah. The 1080 is being released on the

708
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:36,559
27th. So, I believe it's being released for sale on the 27th. And then the uh

709
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:38,800
launch date of the 1070 is June 10th.

710
00:51:36,559 --> 00:51:42,880
So, is that rumored or is that confirmed? That's shown without a

711
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:47,280
question mark on here. Okay. So, I'm assuming that that's confirmed. Yeah,

712
00:51:44,319 --> 00:51:50,480
that's from the PC Gamer article. Um, I actually haven't gotten a confirmation

713
00:51:48,559 --> 00:51:54,880
from NVIDIA exactly when 1070 is dropping. So, okay. So, don't don't

714
00:51:52,720 --> 00:52:00,400
quote don't quote us on that. get us in trouble because we talked about um 3way

715
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:05,599
SLI not being a thing on the 1080 on the WAN Show and I got this frantic email

716
00:52:03,599 --> 00:52:09,440
from NVIDIA. Yo guys, they were like, "Actually, guys, Luke was like super

717
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:14,720
sick during that part of the presentation." Yeah. Um that's not a

718
00:52:12,079 --> 00:52:18,160
thing to be fair. The way that they're doing it is really dumb. Yes. And it's

719
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:22,079
like kind of sketchy and it's probably going to suck a lot, like way worse than

720
00:52:20,800 --> 00:52:25,839
it normally does. And we'll probably have a video on that. Yeah. And we super

721
00:52:23,839 --> 00:52:28,880
don't agree with how they're doing it. Yeah. I I haven't talked to you about

722
00:52:27,359 --> 00:52:32,960
it, but I don't agree and I assumed you don't agree. I don't agree either. What is your reason though? We might as well

723
00:52:31,119 --> 00:52:36,240
talk about it. I think software unlocks for a product that you bought to enable

724
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:40,240
functionality that you gave me with the last generation product is a dick move.

725
00:52:38,319 --> 00:52:43,040
Yep. Um I understand the reason why they're doing it because these are

726
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:49,440
people with more money than cents anyway. Um well, I think part of it

727
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:52,240
because the way like it is I think uh yeah, I'm still a little misinformed.

728
00:52:51,119 --> 00:52:58,559
I'm waiting till we get the actual bridges. So, I'm probably going to get another mad email from BDR. Sorry. Um,

729
00:52:56,400 --> 00:53:03,119
but I think if it's being enabled, it's through the back end through DX12 and

730
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:07,839
not at all through their stuff. So, I think they don't want it to happen. But

731
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:10,640
I think because of DX12, they don't have

732
00:53:07,839 --> 00:53:16,079
a huge amount of choice because they'll either look like the super bad guy for

733
00:53:12,720 --> 00:53:19,200
locking it down no matter what or

734
00:53:16,079 --> 00:53:20,960
they'll look like kind of not very good

735
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:24,880
if they have it enabled for everybody and then it just sucks. I think it's

736
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:27,440
just going to suck the same amount as it always has. Really? I think it's going

737
00:53:26,319 --> 00:53:33,200
to suck more. You think it's going to suck more? Okay, well then stay tuned.

738
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:35,920
Let's find out just how much. Yeah. Um,

739
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:39,520
but yeah, I I do kind of agree with the like if you're going to SLI, you should

740
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:44,400
probably stop at two. Yeah. Kind of mentality anyways. So, if you're going

741
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:48,559
to SLI, you should definitely stop at two. Three and four is for people with

742
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:53,680
more money than cents. It is legitimately not better. Take it from

743
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:57,599
me. How many video cards do you think I could take home at the end of the day if

744
00:53:55,359 --> 00:54:01,200
I felt like it? That'd be annoying because then they

745
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:05,599
wouldn't be in inventory, right? But I But I get you. How many could I? Yeah, a

746
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:10,400
lot. I mean, I could just I could just So many titans. I could just Okay, I

747
00:54:07,599 --> 00:54:13,760
could like call up anyone. Literally any video card maker. I could say, "Hey, I

748
00:54:12,319 --> 00:54:19,119
need four video cards. I'm doing a personal rig update video and they would

749
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:25,280
be in the mail." Literally any video card maker.

750
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:27,599
I do not run those because it's a bad

751
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:32,079
idea. Yeah, it's it's an bad experience. NVIDIA themselves in an extremely

752
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:38,319
difficult demo that they were like pushing really hard to run ran two-way

753
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:40,319
SLI with a physics card, not three-way,

754
00:54:38,319 --> 00:54:45,359
not four-way. So, like,

755
00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:49,920
so please don't. Speaking of please don't, don't spend all your money. You

756
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:56,079
love this topic. I absolutely love this topic. It is so cool. Okay, so there's

757
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:57,680
an English bank um what is it called?

758
00:54:56,079 --> 00:55:01,839
intelligent environments or something. I don't even really care. But it gives you

759
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:06,720
like a wristband and if the funds in your account go

760
00:55:03,599 --> 00:55:09,680
below an agreed limit, the band kicks in

761
00:55:06,720 --> 00:55:15,200
and will hit you with 200 with a 255 volt shock.

762
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:19,359
I hope it does it every single time that the value continues to go further down.

763
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:23,359
So it's like, man, I really want to buy a sandwich cuz I'm pretty hungry, but

764
00:55:21,359 --> 00:55:27,440
I'm going to get electroshocked. And I really hope that like people don't

765
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:32,319
just take it off because that is so fabulously hilarious. There's another

766
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:36,960
thing. Um Oh, no. Oh, no. No. It's a British firm giving bank customers an

767
00:55:35,280 --> 00:55:43,440
electric shop. So, no bank has actually announced support yet. So, it could be

768
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:47,599
across multiple banks, which is really cool. And they're looking to add more

769
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:53,119
functionality like the ability to turn down your Nest heating to save on your

770
00:55:49,839 --> 00:55:56,000
energy bill if the funds are low.

771
00:55:53,119 --> 00:56:01,359
Honestly, I think with the way that Okay, I forget who I wanted to add more

772
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:06,640
and be like if you leave the house and the the central heating is still on,

773
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:11,680
it'll just like shock you like every 10 minutes until you remotely turn it down.

774
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:15,760
Like, I want this thing to just be like, "Hey, you're screwing up. Hey, fix it."

775
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:20,880
This is why you shouldn't design the product. But I was having But I want one

776
00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:24,720
for myself. Just mod it. Yeah, I'm sure there'll be

777
00:56:22,799 --> 00:56:28,640
mods. I'm sure you'll be able I'm sure any company that designed something to

778
00:56:26,319 --> 00:56:32,640
electroshock people, I'm sure you could convince them to make a more hardcore

779
00:56:30,319 --> 00:56:35,760
version. I'm sure they'd be down. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but I was talking to to

780
00:56:34,240 --> 00:56:40,799
Brandon about this where he's like, yeah, like it seems like our generation

781
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:44,799
doesn't save money, like can't save money. And I, you know, part of the

782
00:56:43,359 --> 00:56:51,680
conversation with him was like, look at the way that, you know, everything from

783
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:54,240
the smell in a retail store is designed.

784
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:59,920
Like the amount of research and like psychology that goes into making people

785
00:56:56,480 --> 00:57:02,880
buy stuff. I mean, I'm not saying that,

786
00:56:59,920 --> 00:57:07,760
you know, oh, poor you. You bought that $200 pair of jeans and now you can't

787
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:10,799
afford your rent. You're such a victim. I'm not saying that. That's not that's

788
00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:15,359
not what's happening here. But I am saying that you are up against forces

789
00:57:13,839 --> 00:57:19,680
that are bigger than you probably realize when it comes to people trying

790
00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:24,559
to get your money from you. There's even like uh road signs that you can drive

791
00:57:22,319 --> 00:57:28,720
past that emit the smell of like steak before you come up to a steak shop. Like

792
00:57:26,799 --> 00:57:31,200
there's there's some stuff out there. There's

793
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:38,079
lots of stuff going on. So it's refreshing to see intelligent environments giving a crap. Um, and my,

794
00:57:36,799 --> 00:57:42,079
okay, my reason for this, a bunch of people in chat are calling it's the Pavlock wristband, by the way, is what

795
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:46,079
the product's called, which is kind of funny. U, but they're calling me Masso

796
00:57:44,079 --> 00:57:50,000
or whatever, which is like, it's fine. I get where you're coming from, but my

797
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:53,520
actual reasoning for this is, uh, myself and a lot of other people, I will self-

798
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:56,000
admit this, find it easy to put things off because I'll just be like, "Oh, I

799
00:57:55,040 --> 00:58:00,400
have something more important to do right now." The importance of things

800
00:57:58,319 --> 00:58:03,400
increases when you are literally being electroshocked.

801
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:09,359
And if like I left the heat on and I'm like, "Well, crap. I'm doing whatever

802
00:58:07,920 --> 00:58:13,119
right now. I'm driving right now. I don't want to do this." If it's like and

803
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:18,160
I'm like, "Okay, I should probably pull over, deal with this, and then keep

804
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:20,880
driving." Because honestly, that's fine. It's not going to take me that much time

805
00:58:19,359 --> 00:58:28,960
to pull over to the side of the road, deal with it, and keep driving. It's not a big That's a crazy background. Um, but

806
00:58:25,119 --> 00:58:31,359
likeh it just I don't know. I want it. I

807
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:36,160
think it would be good. Um, Uber joins the race for driverless

808
00:58:34,319 --> 00:58:40,720
cars. The original article here is from The Verge. Meet Uber's first

809
00:58:38,559 --> 00:58:46,720
self-driving car. It's a Ford Fusion hybrid.

810
00:58:42,319 --> 00:58:48,160
How exciting. Um, so I mean this

811
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:51,839
shouldn't come as any surprise. I think two weeks ago we were talking about Lyft

812
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:57,920
working with whoever the crap it was to deploy a fleet of them like immediately.

813
00:58:54,880 --> 00:59:00,319
Um, I mean, the amount of money that

814
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:03,359
someone like Uber could save. Remember, how much you can charge for a service

815
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:08,319
doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the cost of providing the service. It has to do with how much it costs

816
00:59:06,160 --> 00:59:12,960
someone else to provide the service. So, if you are the first one to have a fleet

817
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:16,880
of driverless cars, you can effectively just make mad bank because you don't

818
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:22,000
have to pay the person that someone else has to pay in order to compete with you.

819
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:25,760
Um, there's not really a whole lot to say other than that. The things I'm

820
00:59:23,839 --> 00:59:30,000
going to find interesting are like uh refueling them, recharging them, those

821
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:33,760
sort of things. Are they going to have to pair up with gas stations to make it

822
00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:38,960
so the driverless car can drive up and there'll be an attendant that will fill it? And if you were a gas station, would

823
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:44,559
you want that Uber contract? Definitely. I sure would. Holy crap. Yeah. Um or are

824
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:49,440
they all electric? Do they do they know like like Roombas to go like pull back

825
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:53,920
into a parking spot so they can keep charging and then keep going or like how

826
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:58,000
was it Tesla talking about like wireless charging pads that but like but are they

827
00:59:56,880 --> 01:00:02,319
going to have to program intelligence for them to like go home for a while and

828
01:00:00,160 --> 01:00:05,200
charge? Um sounds fairly simple actually. It wouldn't be that bad but

829
01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:09,839
like that would be really interesting to drive by like the little the little nest

830
01:00:07,760 --> 01:00:14,400
of cars that provide all the Uber transactions for the city. Is this going

831
01:00:11,440 --> 01:00:18,799
to become cheaper for a lot of people if there's electric driverless cars that

832
01:00:17,119 --> 01:00:22,960
you just call on your phone and are there extremely fast than owning a

833
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:27,839
vehicle for sprawling cities like Vancouver like they're like where just

834
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:31,359
it's just this like suburban sprawl because there's already go-karts. I can

835
01:00:29,599 --> 01:00:35,680
see this legitimately eliminating the need for people to own at least own two

836
01:00:34,079 --> 01:00:39,280
cars. Like maybe they only need one now and they really like legitimately needed

837
01:00:37,599 --> 01:00:43,440
two because they commute this way and that way. Yeah, he's talking about like

838
01:00:41,119 --> 01:00:47,040
families. Yeah. Yeah. Not individuals needing to own two cars. The biggest

839
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:50,000
first world problem ever. Yeah. It's like, oh, which one should I drive

840
01:00:48,480 --> 01:00:53,520
today? I mean, this one like looks cooler, but this one's more utilitarian.

841
01:00:51,839 --> 01:00:58,559
I'm not sure. Yeah, I know. He's talking about like families that have to go different directions. Um, speaking of

842
01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:04,319
going different directions, I'm going a different direction. I'm going backwards in terms of topics. What if your bank

843
01:01:02,319 --> 01:01:11,280
account went below your limit while you were like in the checkout on like a porn

844
01:01:07,359 --> 01:01:13,200
site and your hand was like occupied?

845
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:16,720
This is EP Pete's asking about what if you get a shock while you're kind of,

846
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:19,200
you know, busy. Well, then it's worse. Well, then it's worse. I guess you just

847
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:23,760
got to deal with it. So, you probably shouldn't be spending your last Yeah,

848
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:26,799
you should then be more aware, right, of what your current bank account is

849
01:01:25,040 --> 01:01:29,440
through like watching like a a live cam or something like that and you're just

850
01:01:28,079 --> 01:01:34,880
kind of throwing money at it, then you should be more aware. And you should probably be shocked. That's your fault.

851
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:39,119
Okay. Yes. Okay. Entirely. If you want to throw money at it, you

852
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:41,920
need to set yourself a limit. Yeah. And play within the limit. That's how

853
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:47,599
gambling works. That's like financial tips. Yeah. Yeah. Just the tips.

854
01:01:44,559 --> 01:01:51,440
Exactly. Um unless they want more. Let's

855
01:01:47,599 --> 01:01:54,559
see. Oh, this is horrible. Um, a

856
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:56,960
California dad accidentally

857
01:01:54,559 --> 01:02:02,160
uh live streamed child's birth from the delivery room. Um, the mom says, "I was

858
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:06,319
okay. I was just focused on pushing. It's a beautiful thing. Nothing to be

859
01:02:03,599 --> 01:02:10,720
ashamed of." Good response. I've had two kids. Um, I don't agree with that. I

860
01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:15,760
don't agree with that either, but I have you accidentally live stream. I agree

861
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:17,440
that it was the right right response.

862
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:21,040
Um, you know, given this given the

863
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:24,640
circumstances, how do you again, how do you accidentally live stream? The video

864
01:02:22,559 --> 01:02:30,319
was shown through Facebook Live has now been viewed over 300,000 times. Um, and

865
01:02:28,559 --> 01:02:34,079
to be clear, guys, we're talking about this news topic. We are not recommending

866
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:38,079
that you go, you know, I would recommend that you don't. I would recommend that

867
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:41,520
you not because, you know, it's one of those things where for the 12-year-olds

868
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:47,280
in the audience, it might sound pretty cool. It's not. Nope. It's not like kind

869
01:02:44,079 --> 01:02:49,359
of gross even. Yeah, it's not. Um, I

870
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:52,559
don't want a kid. Let's see. Let's see what else we uh

871
01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:55,760
Let's see what else we got. Oh, yeah. This sucks. Uh, so I knew about this

872
01:02:54,400 --> 01:03:00,720
already. This happened a while ago actually, but Oculus DRM kills the hack

873
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:03,839
that ports games to competing headsets. Um, they had already figured this out

874
01:03:02,319 --> 01:03:08,799
when I was trying to play Ly's Tale on the Vive, which I believe I should have

875
01:03:06,559 --> 01:03:13,359
every right to do. I have already paid for an Oculus Rift. They just haven't

876
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:17,680
shipped it to me. So, why can't I play Ly's Tail on my Vive anyway? Anyway, I

877
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:23,520
wish they just had it exclusive to the store, not exclusive to the headset. Uh,

878
01:03:20,160 --> 01:03:25,440
I Yeah. No, I I understand their

879
01:03:23,520 --> 01:03:30,079
perspective, but I also fully understand my perspective. I shouldn't have to play

880
01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:34,880
on the headset I don't want to play on if I legitimately own the game. Even if

881
01:03:32,079 --> 01:03:40,079
it's a game you can only get by buying a Rift. To be fair, if you owned both, the

882
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:44,480
uh setup use case of Ly's Tail would play better on a Rift, right? But I just

883
01:03:42,799 --> 01:03:46,799
want to play it. I know. And if you don't own both, then that's better. The

884
01:03:45,839 --> 01:03:51,839
reason why I say that is just because the Rift is more comfortable and lighter and it's just a seated experience

885
01:03:49,839 --> 01:03:55,680
anyways, so it's better for that. So, they had it they had tweaked it so that

886
01:03:53,760 --> 01:04:01,599
when I tried to do the hack, uh, your controller wouldn't work. So, maybe now

887
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:02,960
it's even more uh has been patched up.

888
01:04:01,599 --> 01:04:08,079
Really good feeling that someone's going to beat that because if they're just making it so that your controller

889
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:11,599
doesn't work, I got to imagine someone's just going to make a thing that tricks

890
01:04:09,839 --> 01:04:16,240
it into thinking that it's a different controller, you know? I gotta imagine

891
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:20,000
that in the world of like dorky dorks who code dorky things for other dorks

892
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:24,079
and don't have money. That's always the best combination. Yeah, VR is going to

893
01:04:22,319 --> 01:04:30,079
be like a thing for uh for for hacks. Um

894
01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:33,680
speaking of being a thing, Nokia wasn't a thing for phones for a bit there.

895
01:04:31,839 --> 01:04:38,240
They're returning to mobile with Android phones and tablets. I was just thinking,

896
01:04:35,599 --> 01:04:42,480
you know what, we don't have enough makers of Android phones and tablets.

897
01:04:40,799 --> 01:04:46,319
Yeah, when I read this I was like, "Wow, I don't care." So, yeah, I guess we're

898
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:50,319
in the same boat. So, Microsoft is offloading Nokia's old phone business to

899
01:04:48,319 --> 01:04:55,039
Foxcon subsidiary and a company called HMD Global Oi for 350 million. It's

900
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:58,480
probably more than it's worth. Um, Nokia has revealed that HMD is also acquiring

901
01:04:57,119 --> 01:05:06,319
rights to use the Nokia name on smartphones and tablets for the next 10 years. Headmounted display. No, no, no,

902
01:05:02,319 --> 01:05:09,119
no, not headmounted H. Anyway, um, so

903
01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:14,240
there you go. Nokia's involvement in the new devices will be very limited. So

904
01:05:12,160 --> 01:05:21,440
basically it'll be Chinese smartphones and tablets with Nokia name on them.

905
01:05:18,720 --> 01:05:27,200
Sure stuff. So there was one more topic that I wanted to hit before we close out

906
01:05:22,960 --> 01:05:29,680
the show today and I Oh crap. I forget

907
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:34,240
where it went. Where did it go? What are you looking for? Where did it go? Oh no.

908
01:05:32,319 --> 01:05:40,559
Oh yeah. No, I guess that was it. I just wanted to um Yeah, I just wanted to show

909
01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:45,760
nerd sports. So, it's really funny. Um there was an

910
01:05:43,359 --> 01:05:50,319
issue with our network connection. Last time I tried to show you guys a teaser

911
01:05:48,240 --> 01:05:55,280
from a Nerd Sports episode that made it look like Vessel didn't work because the

912
01:05:52,640 --> 01:06:00,880
timing was perfect. Um so, that's not actually what happened. So, this is my

913
01:05:59,119 --> 01:06:04,799
followup to that where I wanted to show you guys some clips from the hockey

914
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:09,359
episode of Nerd Sport. So, all five episodes are out now and vessels

915
01:06:07,039 --> 01:06:12,640
available at the link under the WAN Show uh for with a free oneweek trial. So,

916
01:06:11,359 --> 01:06:20,319
you can actually check them all out and then decide if the early access is worth it for you or not. Um, so if you're like

917
01:06:17,119 --> 01:06:22,880
Nerd Sports is behind a payw wall,

918
01:06:20,319 --> 01:06:27,359
I mean, just if you can watch five episodes in a week.

919
01:06:25,359 --> 01:06:33,200
Yeah, these guys were they were mostly nice except when they celebrated after

920
01:06:29,520 --> 01:06:34,559
knocking over Dennis. Yeah. Is that was

921
01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:39,359
that you trying to help him out? Yeah. Yeah.

922
01:06:37,359 --> 01:06:43,520
I I couldn't skate either. A bunch of people have sent me things being like,

923
01:06:40,880 --> 01:06:47,359
"I thought you'd be better at hockey." I'm actually pretty good at ball hockey.

924
01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:55,920
I went like, "Uh, you're better than Colton. I went like

925
01:06:50,079 --> 01:06:55,920
skate." Oh no, Colton.

926
01:06:56,960 --> 01:07:01,760
So, this is them skating around in hula hoops. So, for those of you who don't

927
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:05,760
really get the whole nerd sports concept, we almost got that one. That

928
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:08,799
was you passing to me, I think. Oh, that was actually pretty good. That looked

929
01:07:07,119 --> 01:07:14,480
not bad. I screwed up the shot. I remember I apologized to you about this

930
01:07:10,400 --> 01:07:16,079
like so many times. You Oh, no. Oh, we

931
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:21,200
both almost got it. There was a few times that we did that, but I screwed

932
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:25,680
up. Oh. Oh, wow. So, at that point in the video, they're actually playing with

933
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:29,520
little plastic hockey sticks, skating with hula hoops, and I think they're

934
01:07:27,119 --> 01:07:34,319
holding pineapples or something like that. So, the idea behind Nerd Sports is

935
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:38,079
that is not just that nerds go up against real athletes, but that we

936
01:07:36,319 --> 01:07:43,680
actually try to level the playing field. Yeah. Um, as creatively as as we can and

937
01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:48,880
uh sometimes we have to go pretty hardcore in order to get them to uh to

938
01:07:47,039 --> 01:07:52,640
be competitive with us. that sequence like if if you ignore the fact that

939
01:07:50,559 --> 01:07:55,680
those guys didn't have sticks and couldn't skate because they had hula

940
01:07:54,079 --> 01:08:02,000
hoops around each of their skates looked pretty good. Like that looked like a legit like cool scoring chance. Yeah. I

941
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:04,960
like Yeah. To to reiterate my hockey thing, I played a lot of ball hockey.

942
01:08:03,359 --> 01:08:10,240
Played on like a national level. It was great. Could never afford to play ice

943
01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:15,680
hockey. Ice hockey is like easily one of the most expensive of that type of

944
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:18,880
sports. Um like the gear is extremely

945
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:21,199
expensive. Like American football, you

946
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:25,600
get your gear from your club and then you give it back at the end of the year.

947
01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:28,880
Ice hockey is not that way. You buy all of your own gear and it's extremely

948
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:34,560
expensive. Could not afford it as a kid. Never was into ice hockey.

949
01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:38,880
Not very good. I knew like where I should be and what I should be doing and

950
01:08:37,679 --> 01:08:43,679
was just not really able to do it because of the skates, which was so

951
01:08:40,799 --> 01:08:51,199
frustrating. So my the extent of my hockey experience

952
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:53,920
is watching it on TV. Yeah. And I uh I

953
01:08:51,199 --> 01:08:58,719
had played ice hockey at like a company event about I was still in university.

954
01:08:57,440 --> 01:09:05,920
So this was must have been about 10 years ago. Um for about 20 30 minutes

955
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:08,880
and I had never I had I I had done a lot

956
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:13,839
of like I'm pretty good on rollerblades um inline skates, excuse me. I used to

957
01:09:11,040 --> 01:09:17,679
be. Yeah. like I I am pretty fast. I'm pretty stable. I'm I'm pretty good on

958
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:21,759
rollerblades. And I had done a lot of like skating around on the concrete slab

959
01:09:19,440 --> 01:09:27,359
at home with the orange ball and the hockey stick. And the way that that slab

960
01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:32,719
was set up, um there were no walls anywhere. So if I missed the net, I had

961
01:09:29,359 --> 01:09:35,359
to go hike. Um so I I'm like an okay

962
01:09:32,719 --> 01:09:38,960
shot with a ball. So like I I know the wrist action. Yeah, it's different. Um,

963
01:09:37,359 --> 01:09:42,560
but the extent of my ice hockey experience was like that 20 30 minutes

964
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:46,799
at like that company thing. And the extent of my ice skating experience is

965
01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:49,520
probably less than 10 hours on ice, including all my elementary school trips

966
01:09:48,319 --> 01:09:55,600
to the rink. Yep. I wouldn't be surprised if I was similar. So, we did

967
01:09:51,839 --> 01:09:56,960
our best, but uh it was not good. Um,

968
01:09:55,600 --> 01:10:00,800
and then the last thing, the thing that Nick was bugging me about is that he

969
01:09:58,719 --> 01:10:04,400
wants me to do a call out for the foil shirts like the ones that I am wearing

970
01:10:03,040 --> 01:10:10,080
right now. Those are limited edition shirts. I'm going to go ahead and post those in the Twitch chat here. Boom.

971
01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:13,199
There's the silver one. And uh here's the gold one. The gold one. Actually,

972
01:10:11,600 --> 01:10:16,400
the consensus around the office seems to be that the gold one looks better. So,

973
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:22,480
maybe check out that gold one. That's the second link I just put up if you want uh a limited edition foil shirt.

974
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:25,199
Not this at all, but the idea of what I'm doing that ties into this. Can I

975
01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:31,760
call that out? Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh I'm doing a charity stream starting afterparty,

976
01:10:29,440 --> 01:10:35,280
but not but it's Oh, it's not starting tonight. So, I'm going to be doing an

977
01:10:33,040 --> 01:10:38,080
afterparty tonight for sure. Um, which is going to be setting the whole

978
01:10:36,880 --> 01:10:41,440
afterparty thing is going to be working on like DOSBox and like setting up a

979
01:10:40,239 --> 01:10:46,800
whole bunch of stuff because I'm doing a charity stream starting tomorrow,

980
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:49,040
Saturday, at noon PST, which is going to

981
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:53,840
be I think like 27 plus hours long, which is ridiculous. I'm starting in

982
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:57,280
1990 and you better be conscious when you come in on Monday. Yeah, it's the

983
01:10:55,920 --> 01:11:01,280
reason why I'm starting at noon is so that I have enough time to sleep for

984
01:10:59,280 --> 01:11:06,320
like 12 hours or something before I have to come to work. Um, yeah. No, it's it's

985
01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:10,080
okay. It's it's planned out. Um, so I'm going to be doing a different game every

986
01:11:08,159 --> 01:11:13,679
hour, starting with a game from 1990 and iterating the year every time. So the

987
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:18,239
first hour will be Super Mario World from 1990. The second hour will be

988
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:23,360
Civilization 1 from 1991. And then I think it goes like Wolfenstein 3D Doom

989
01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:25,920
and like progresses all the way through and there's a bunch of different games

990
01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:29,520
throughout the way. It's not like what was the best game from that year. It's

991
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:33,600
what was the most like influential game on me. So there's a bunch of Elder

992
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:37,440
Scrolls, there's Halo 1 and two, there's like some some series stuff like that.

993
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:44,080
But yeah, I think it'll be a lot of fun. And it's going to be a giant charity stream for Extra Life. So come on by.

994
01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:48,159
Should be fun. All right. I uh posted a link to Luke's channel in the uh in the

995
01:11:46,239 --> 01:11:50,880
chat there. So guys, check that out if you're into that sort of thing. Got

996
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:55,280
people asking you to play Total Annihilation. I still need to teach you Supreme Commander so we can play

997
01:11:53,679 --> 01:12:00,719
sometime. It's such a good game. I think there's still like an underground like

998
01:11:58,400 --> 01:12:03,920
group that maintains uh rankings and servers and stuff like that. That's

999
01:12:02,239 --> 01:12:08,719
awesome. You know, a game was really good when that happens. It was just too

1000
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:11,199
cult. It's too niche. Yeah. All right. So, good night, guys. Thank you for

1001
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:15,679
tuning in to the Wshell. We'll see you again

1002
01:12:13,199 --> 01:12:19,560
next week. Same bat time, same bat channel. Bye.