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Browns. I love it. I think they're blues actually. There's no way. They're blues. What the hell?

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Cut the cut that out. Leave that out of the video. Okay, do you hear the difference in sound?

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Between your G and your K? No. I just hear that it's loud. Do you hear that?

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I pressed this one and I was like, oh, it's browns.

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The other ones have a way more distinctive blue click, can it?

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I think your dual ARM is probably worth more than both of your monitors combined.

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Yeah, I mean, that kind of checks out. It's fine. We're upgrading it.

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You know, let's find all the things on Vance's desk that are worth more than his monitors.

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It's a lot. His speakers. The desk itself, this mouse, definitely this keyboard. I mean, that's a Ducky Shine 3.

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I think your 8-bit controllers are probably worth more than your monitors.

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Look at this. It has some stains on it around the butt area.

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What are you trying to say? That it's old. Yeah.

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Wow, full of money. That might be worth more than the monitors.

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Probably. I mean, there's only one way to find out.

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Oh boy. That's a lot of pennies.

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Okay, so maybe not. But they're American pennies.

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What coin is this? It's a one Australian dollar. It's a dollar you do.

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Okay, well, now I need to know. Oh my gosh, we're not going to count. We're counting the money.

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We're counting the money. Okay, Perry's victory quarter.

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Oh wow, these are fancy quarters.

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No, I don't know. It's content, I guess.

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Everything's content.

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Are we taking into consideration the exchange rate?

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You better believe it, baby. I don't want to do American pennies versus Canadian.

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Well, I'll separate the Americans, I guess.

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Come on, folks. Let's take some pride in our work here.

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Our Canadian dollar is worthless. It's hard to be prideful.

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Okay, we have a 1980s penny. It's an oldie. Nice.

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I can't wait for my meeting with James. Hey, why did the A&E upgrade take so long?

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I just wanted to count change. I'm so sorry for having that somewhere he could be.

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You know what? Don't let him, don't apologize.

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This is all content. Should we put on a movie or something?

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Wow, some of these pennies have very different thicknesses.

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I recently read that the Canadian mint is supposed to be like one of the top ones.

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Yes, the quality of our gold is apparently outstanding.

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I wish I was rich enough to know that the quality of gold mattered.

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It's like a fine wine tasting.

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Oh yes, this quality of gold pairs very well with the diamond jewels.

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Look, it's a point of national pride.

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We have better purity of gold than other mints.

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Okay. That is one American dollar.

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Right there. One dollar. And now we can stop counting.

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One dollar. Because we got a dollar. Oh, Reese, actually, if you want to do something that would help this go faster,

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go on Facebook Marketplace and try and find a square 17 inch LCD.

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From 2004, please. 65, 70.

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Okay, well let's just take the 60 and combine it with this one.

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That's a dollar. So this will be a dollar. Okay.

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Together. So, Vance, or wait, no, I'm the assistant today.

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Hold on. Yeah, how much money do I have? We got 10, 20, 25.

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So we have 25 cents there. We have an additional six cents American and we have one Australian dollar.

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All right, I'm going to make a spreadsheet. Oh here, you can put a one tie bot in there too.

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Oh, okay, I got you.

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I always wondered what happened on AMD upgrades because I never go to them.

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And now I know. Why takes the entire day?

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You're always like, why isn't Linus calling for a script review?

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Yeah, I'm like, they're really busy doing this.

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Okay, so CAD, we've got three dollars and 25 cents.

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I think it's safe to say, guys, he doesn't have more than the monitors.

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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven dollars.

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U.S. That's U.S. dollars.

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Sorry, that's like 55 Canadian. Seven dollars, six cents.

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That's like nothing. And one Australian dollar.

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So we're going to convert these with their current exchange rates.

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Nine dollars, 86 cents Canadian.

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All right, one Australian digeroo.

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Okay, yeah, what's that? It is 89 cents Canadian.

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I thought it was closer. All right, yeah, me too. Do you know what a tie bot is?

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Oh yeah, let me just pull that off the top of my head. Half a cent, I don't know.

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It's all going to count, I think. Tie dollar to CAD.

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So it's not even one dollar though. No, it's one bot.

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So 0.01. Not new Taiwan dollar, tie.

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Taiwan and Thailand are not the same. Oh, I didn't know it was Thailand.

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Here, here.

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Okay, it is 0.0042 of a Canadian dollar.

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I'm putting that in. How many zeros?

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Three zeros.

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Okay, drum roll please.

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$14.0042.

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So how many monitors does that get me?

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Okay, so I found two square Dell monitors.

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They're Dell, not HP, whatever. But for $5.00, you can get...

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We can get Vance's monitor set up for that fair change.

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Top two. At $2.50 each, we can get 5.600168 monitors.

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You can fill the wall for us. Vance, you were sitting on a battle station in here.

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Oh, there's more monitors.

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I technically stole that tech sack. Okay, we should get that on video.

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Oh.

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He wants a coffee line, let's make him a coffee. Okay, all right.

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I think this is coffee related.

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This is almost certainly coffee related.

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You already had coffee this morning, unless it was a different day

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and no assistant was here to do your dishes. Maybe.

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That's tea. This coffee?

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No, that's soda stream. Okay, I'm pretty sure this and this are both coffee.

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Are you asking? Are you making coffee? I am.

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This is coffee.

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You can Uber eat some coffee. This is coffee.

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This is alternate coffee supply.

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Oh, God.

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I'm going to ruin the beans? But they're just sitting here.

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You're going to do it wrong. Oh, I'm certainly going to do it wrong.

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How to set up your Baratza? How to set it up?

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No, I don't want to set it up. How to dial it in?

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I just want to use it. I feel like we're inviting so many comments.

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Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

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And today we're going to go over setting up your Baratza on core.

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Lime is man. Making coffees.

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That's an old reference. No one's going to get that reference.

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What? I do recognize it, but I don't know what it's from.

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What is it from? Cool Runnings.

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That's the one.

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It's an old SNL bit with Rob Schneider.

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Oh, okay. Yeah, Tom Mann.

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Making copies. It's so old and irrelevant that Family Guy does a bit where Rob Schneider does the bit,

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and this young girl he's trying to impress is like,

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I'm 23 to show that she doesn't get it.

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It doesn't matter. They got so meta.

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I'm making coffees. How many times have you made coffee in your life?

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Zero. That's what I said. Really? Yeah. Not even once?

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Why the hell would I have made coffee? I'm up for yourself, me, for other people.

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I don't drink coffee. My wife doesn't drink coffee.

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My kids sure as hell don't drink coffee, so who am I going to make it for?

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I guess they could just crack a Red Bull instead. Well, no, I don't drink Red Bull either.

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You ever wonder why I'm always late for work?

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No, I have no stimulants in my life. I don't think that would help you.

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No, probably not, because I would have to be conscious enough to make the coffee.

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That's the whole paradox of coffee.

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It's like you can't make coffee until you've had the coffee.

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You know, they do these things called pods now. You can just push a button and it does it for you.

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Yeah, well, you apparently don't, so that's not how we're doing this today.

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Yeah, I guess you're not taking the easy way out. Nope.

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Okay, so I have hot water. That's the, uh, the guide.

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This is how to set up your grinder. It's not even how to make coffee. Yeah, but it's that grinder though.

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Yeah, and then what do you do after that? Well, he shows me how many beans, smart guy.

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You're going to count the number of beans that go in there? No, I'm going to look at approximately how much bean powder there is here,

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and I'm just going to make that amount-ish. Oh God, that's a lot.

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There's no way that's right. Hold on. Okay, my water's boiling though.

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Uh, okay, we're going to chat GPT.

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Actually, I don't know how chat GPT is going to tell you to make it. How much coffee beans do I grind for one cup?

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Does he have a scale?

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Vance is finally understanding why he's upgrading.

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I'm also, to be fair, I'm also, I'm making it worse.

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There's another coffee pot up there.

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That's actually, well, we use it for tea. I need more than one coffee pot.

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Oh, is that tea? I don't know, it looks like a coffee pot to me.

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You could use that for your coffee, but- Alcoholic.

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Okay, can we get the footage? What, they're alcoholic beverages.

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What did you think I was saying?

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Is there a scale? There is a scale. There's a scale, okay, okay.

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Alright, oh! There's the scale, okay.

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Yes!

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Oh, I could have just teared it. Well, now it's on there.

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That would have been about right, okay. We're gonna split the difference and go for 12 grams of beans.

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13, I don't know, who knows. Okay.

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What the hell is this?

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Minor details.

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Okay, alright, cool. Okay, we need a filter.

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I think you're enjoying this too much, Vance. I like learning new things.

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Well, what the hell, kind of stupid- Oh, right, no, that makes sense.

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Of course, there's no hole in the bottom. It's not a funnel, it's a filter.

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Grind. But you have to hold it?

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Ah, that's stupid. There's a knob on the side.

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We're all too late now. Some things that happened during an upgrade.

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Where does this stand? This is up there. These are up there.

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This was already quite up there.

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Alright. Oh, wow, yeah.

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Smells good, right? Smells like coffee. Oh, yeah.

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And does that a good smell? Okay, did I grind it right?

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You tell me. Okay, so you're not that fussy anyway. I'll tell you once the coffee's gone.

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Okay, fair enough. Come on. So I assume the coffee has to go down in the bottom of the filter.

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Are you asking me? Nope. I'm assuming.

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Okay, so what's my ratio again? Hold on.

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For a standard six-ounce cup, how the hell am I supposed to know what the f*** an ounce is?

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It's 30 grams-ish. Well, who knows things like that?

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That's American. It's only if you had a scale to be able to tell.

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Well, what I'm supposed to weigh ounces of water? Okay, you know what?

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F*** it. I'll weigh ounces of water. Fine.

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I don't even care. That's not how it works, by the way.

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What? Liquid ounces on solid ounces.

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I don't think they're the same. Fine.

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You want six ounces? Here's your six ounces.

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I'm pretty sure ounces of volume measurement.

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I like doing it like a certain way, but like, if someone just makes me a coffee, I'm not

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going to like, this is trash. I mean, it probably will be.

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It's brown water. I mean, yeah, but why is it going so fast?

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I would have thought it would like take a while to get all the, you know, essence of

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coffee. There's more of an involved process normally.

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I see. Could we run it through it again?

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You could try, but it'll probably just taste weaker.

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Weaker? Yeah. It gets weaker if you run it through again?

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Well, if you, we have that ratio for a reason. Well, I could just put the grounds in the bottom of the cup.

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Like tea style. That's a way of brewing.

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Yeah. I don't know if that's what you're supposed to do here.

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How many, how many lumps, sir? Oh, you're asking me again.

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Well, I'm just saying you know. No, no, no, no, no.

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I said any good assistant would know. I didn't say I'm a good assistant. I don't, I don't put any in it.

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You don't take. I mean, if it's a, if it's a good coffee.

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Oh, okay. So it's not a good coffee. Hey, you tell me, is it good coffee?

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I have no idea. I mean, I could, I could taste it, but I wouldn't, I wouldn't know anyway.

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I feel like I kind of won here because I feel like usually in upgrades, you get the person

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to participate in doing the upgrade, but in this case, I can just sit here and do nothing.

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Yeah. No, no, you can't do nothing. You have to drink.

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I have to drink. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you telling him?

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Did you really win?

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Ask me later. I'm not telling him. I'm coaching him on how to relax while someone else does the work.

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Confirm. All Linus does is relax. My entire, my entire childhood upbringing just, just work against it.

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Yep. How long did that actually take for the coffee?

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Editor will put the time sample on. Okay.

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How many hours of wage did this coffee processor?

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Oh my God. Yeah, that's a pretty expensive cup of coffee.

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He's the one who's making it. Man, this is, this is the most expensive cup of coffee I probably will ever drink in my

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life. It tastes so good.

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Okay. In all seriousness, I feel like so many things are like that where it's like, this is the

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fancy good one just because it's like rare and expensive, but actually tastes like shit.

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So you're actually really are having the like high society experience right now.

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You really gave me the authentic experience. Thank you.

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Like the first time I found out what a wedge salad was, I was like, excuse me, what the

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f**k? This is like 30 US dollars and they literally don't even bother shredding the lettuce for

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you. You're paying for them to do less work. Yeah.

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Exactly. That this is the coffee wedge salad, although in fairness to me, I did put a fair amount

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of work into it. I just didn't. Oh dude, I will never be rich enough to buy napkins.

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That's so stupid. It's just like, it's just use a paper towel.

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It's so much more absorbent. So what?

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It doesn't have a picture on it. You might wipe your face on a picture.

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How bougie is that? Think about it. It's more efficient if I pass it to you over this way, but you were over here.

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So that's why I wanted to hold it over here.

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I hate working here.

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Man, you can't leave. Please help me read it.

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Well, start by going.

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Don't sir, please. Sir, please.

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I'm sitting up already. No, I'm sorry sir.

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He's already. I'll step in. I'll make sure he doesn't have to supervise you.

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Hey, what? Where does this mount? Like.

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Anywhere. Yeah. Okay, cool.

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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. I mean, just because he's our boss doesn't mean that we have to do things to a better

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standard than he would have done for himself. He just had it lying in there.

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I like remembering these cables. These are very old cables.

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They've been through some stuff. Am I the one who sleeved these?

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Yeah. I think these are DIY sleeved by yours truly. From back when I did, no, wow, these cables are about as old as your monitor.

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This cable is from back when I did my crazy back of the motherboard 8 drive RAID 0 with

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a bunch of 80 gig Intel SATA SSDs and this like adapt tech RAID card.

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And I, I sleeved it as best I could.

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So not only did you get the most expensive coffee, you have the most expensive sleeved

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cable. Actually, back when you did it, you were worth nothing, but sorry, that came out way meaner

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than I meant. That came out way meaner than I meant it to.

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I'm sorry, sir. And how was your time at Linus Media Group?

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You fired live on camera. No, no, no.

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I'm just asking, like, how was it up until now because you have a long, you know, time

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with Linus Media Group ahead of you.

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Oh, well, it's only downhill from here.

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I had to join you, Ryder. Stop.

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How you doing, Elijah? I'm getting there, boss.

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Quality is what you should strive for.

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We always do at Linus Media Group.

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I heard you say like a minute ago, you're like, we don't need that.

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Yeah, I was talking about the HD audio connector. I couldn't find the header.

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That's up in the top left. That's definitely not getting plugged in.

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I'm sorry. Well, no, I'm taking the drives.

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They're my drives. Well, they're his drives, but I'm his assistant.

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Therefore, they're mine. That's how that works, right?

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So what's yours is also mine? I mean, sure.

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Ask for a TV. You got a new TV.

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Actually, that's a nice TV. Upgrading all the displays.

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My TV game is not the same as my monitor game, but it's similar.

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It's not far off here. It's like a decade later, but like...

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It has a component input. That gives you some idea, though.

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You know, when you really want to do high quality Wii game play,

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then you don't use that.

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The built-in scaler is poo.

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Exactly a decade later. 2016.

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Okay. That other one was December 2005, so...

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Okay. Yeah, you're like bang on a decade later.

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Here you go, Elijah. Thank you. So I've risen something or other.

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Oh, I should probably take some of these SSDs. Correct.

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I assume you only want one of them in the NAS. Oh, yeah, we'll use that one as a big drive.

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Well, you haven't asked him if there's anything important on it. Is there anything important on it?

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Not important, but I do have stuff on it.

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Hmm. Hmm.

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Hmm. He's stuck in a loop.

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I'm trying to figure out the next logical process.

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What operating system are you running on here?

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True NAS. True NAS, but then you will need a boot drive.

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Hmm.

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Is there one of the drives we can take?

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I mean, yeah, you could, but you just have to, I guess, move the stuff off of it.

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Okay. Damn. Good thing we took the computer apart first.

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Yeah.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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I plead the fifth. He also doesn't, like, you don't let us talk to you, like, how you're talking to him.

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You crack the whip the moment we open our mouth.

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He's about to do it. See, Glenn's nodding.

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The only time I give you a hard time about it is when you are obsequious like that.

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That's a big word. Are you trying to not hook up our boss's RGB?

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It's a NAS. He probably doesn't.

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Do you want it to go fast or not?

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Sir, do you need the RGB hooked up? Does RGB make it faster?

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Yes. Are you lying? No.

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Editor insert every time where he's like, RGB and visuals don't make it go faster.

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They're not going to be able to find that. I have at least three off the top of my head, I'll tell you.

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Here's his RGB hub. Damn it. Oh my God, look at this.

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At our recent company, All Hands, Dbrand gave everyone $100 gift cards.

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Everyone in the company got a $100 gift card from mybossesveryshort.com.

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Look at this. Use of this card is governed by the autocratic will of Dbrand, the deeply resentful sponsor of Linus Media Group.

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Blah, blah, blah. Without warning or justification, bill Linus G. Sebastian personally for your purchases in whatever currency is most inconvenient.

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These are metal cards. Like the amount of money these guys spent just to troll me.

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It's unhinged at this point. Maybe there's vances.

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Everyone in the company got one. Except me.

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No, it's actually apparently pronounced readings. What?

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Since it's like changed a while ago. Oh. Otherwise I did say artings.

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Well, they didn't change the name. Yeah, they did. They changed the way it's pronounced.

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You can't just do that. That's not how it works. You can look it up.

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Or we can look it up. I swear. Whatever.

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I'm gonna say it how it's spelled. Sure, artings. Artings.

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Do you know how to set up Trina's? I have, yeah.

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You have. Like I know how to get an SMB share ready for Windows.

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Cool. That's about it. Can you go away though?

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Yeah. Okay.

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I don't like doing work. Oh, you asked if I can go away.

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Yeah. But you didn't ask if I will.

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F**k off.

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Okay. I don't like doing work with people looking over my shoulder.

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It's a real problem for managing him.

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Because he doesn't really do work when you don't look over his shoulder either.

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Okay. Configure that. Motherboard?

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Like the... You haven't done anything there?

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Yeah, I didn't do that. Are these the motherboards? Okay.

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Can you just... Okay. Are you working?

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I'm... Go away. I'm not over your shoulder.

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I'm in front of your shoulder. God damn it.

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Users. Ed. This guy is just going to like use the root user.

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That's why I asked if you know how to do this.

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Yeah. I noticed that everything up is root.

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Is that really what Home Alone is called in French?

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Mama, I missed the plane?

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When you're missing it, Elijah's trying to push the desk in.

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I went to go push the desk in. I was like...

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And that. That is a major advantage of the old system.

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Ooh, it's true. Hey, okay.

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You know, to be fair, there's brakes on those wheels. Oh yeah, that's true.

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Okay. Here we go. Elijah, I'll help you.

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Oh, thank you. I'm not that heavy.

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I'm not that heavy. I will not say anything. I am not that heavy.

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I'm sure this isn't new news to Linus, so I'm going to say it, but I remember when I first started setting up computers for shoots,

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I was instructed, please don't install Halo Infinite,

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because he'll just start queuing a competitive game and he'll delay the shoot.

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Did you know about this?

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Yes. And then what would happen is I would install it anyway.

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I would take even longer to install. Yeah, so much worse.

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Roborock. Quick start guide. Hey, check this out.

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Oh wait, check this out. Check this out.

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Who am I? Huh? Woohoo.

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Woohoo. Now? Okay, hold on.

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No, I'll give you another clue. I'll give you another clue. Woohoo.

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Keyboard might not have been working. Oh, Hooters. Yeah, they used to be business.

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We're good now. Remember that? Too soon.

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I mean, who cares? To be fair, we're kind of glad it's closed down, but you know.

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Are we? I mean, I just, who cares?

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Like, does anyone have strong feelings about Hooters shutting down one way or the other?

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Oh my god. I never went. There's no e-girls there.

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Why would you care? If there was an e-girls Hooters, you would totally go down.

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Of course. At least once.

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Wait, wait. You did not put two whole-ass command strips on this piece of paper, did you?

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You guys, what? Yeah, I know. But you know these hold like 25 pounds or something, right?

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No, no. It depends on what it's rated for. I mean...

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I don't know what. I don't know. 16 pounds.

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Sorry. Excuse me. Hey, you just...

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Whatever. LMG's paying for it. Who cares?

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No, that wasn't part of it. That was just Costco of me thing.