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what the freak is up mother truckers there's so much crazy shoot happening in

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Tech today you might just pee-pee yourself with excitement Heck if you're

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wondering what that was all about YouTube has innovated yet another way to

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make the platform worse for its creators a large number of creators in The Gaming

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Community right now are upset with recent changes to the platform in

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November YouTube updated their ad guidelines surrounding violence and

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inappropriate language stating that standard gameplay where gory injuries

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are present must occur after the first eight seconds of a video or it may be

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demonetized you also can't use profanities within that oddly specific

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time frame but hey hell and damn aren't

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swear words anymore hell yeah man wouldn't it be weird if YouTube

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specifically stated they were allowing for profanity in the first 30 seconds of

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a video as recently as April 2021 oh they did YouTube's gonna be so upset

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when they hear what YouTube said now YouTube has made policy changes like

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this before but what makes this update particularly egregious is how quietly it

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was rolled out no one really knew about it until their videos started getting

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demonetized after reaching out to YouTube about a recent video that was

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age restricted Daniel Condren of RT game

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said multiple videos including at least one from 2020 and a private video from

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11 years ago were subsequently Mass

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flagged as well this stealth rollout has

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become quite a bit of a trend since YouTube's experiments with upping the

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number of ads on a video and locking 4K behind a premium subscription I mean

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better ask for forgiveness than ask for permission but they didn't ask for

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either of those an issue with the computer system caused

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all U.S flights to be grounded because flights getting screwed up is a pretty

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popular meme right now also they said a No-No word to their mom you can't come

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out for two weeks earlier this morning the FAA announced their notice to air

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missions which alerts Pilots of potential hazards along flight routes

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suffered some kind of malfunction and ordered a pause on all domestic

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departures until 9 A.M eastern time the White House stated officially on Twitter

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that there was no evidence of a Cyber attack stop thinking about it the

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computers that we depend on to make sure jet propelled tuna cans packed full of

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people cans can continue to travel safely through the air they're just bad

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computers they're bad sorry the flight tracker FlightAware

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listed that over 17 000 flights were delayed which isn't

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actually that strange based on the number of delayed flights from Sunday

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man air travel sucks but if you look at the number of delays within into or out

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of the United States today it uh it is almost twice as high as normal and the

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number of cancellations is 10 times as high truly this is a terrible time for

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air travel but a great time for airport liquor stores

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USA let's bring and Microsoft is going cuckoo for Cocoa

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Puffs the Coco Pops in this scenario is AI the company has developed a new

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neural codec language model called Val e

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that can mimic someone's Voice using only a three second sample of that

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person talking like it always makes them sound like they're asking a question oh

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it doesn't oh Valley that's very good

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Valley can even preserve the speaker's emotional tone and simulate their

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acoustic environment her face was against his breast we have

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to reduce the number of plastic bags number 10. fresh Nellie's waiting on you

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good night husband the demonstrations they've made public alternate between

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sounding like a voice changer from a spy movie and bad video game voice acting but when

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it works it very works the tech uses meta's n

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codec audio compression Tech which compresses high quality audio to very

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small sizes using AI apparently it's

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this Tech that allows Microsoft to make text-to-speech synthesis that sound more

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realistic with very short voice samples and that's really cool when you aren't

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thinking of the terrifying ramifications the software giant has even more plans

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for AI though According to some insiders Microsoft is planning on incorporating

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open ai's GPT into some Windows

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applications apparently they want to use the model to make Outlook search results

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more accurate or you could just make your spam recognition better so actual

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emails are easier to find

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you could have used regular intelligence now it's time for the quick bits brought

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shipping Where'd I put those quick bits have you

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checked your butt what Windows 7 and 8.1

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are officially on their own in the update lists wildlands both operating

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systems stopped receiving security updates yesterday and in a few days they

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won't even get updates to Microsoft Edge which I'm sure will affect many person

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official support for Windows 7 ended three years ago but businesses could pay

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for up to three years of additional support while they transitioned from 10

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to 11. Microsoft didn't offer the same courtesy for 8.1 because it was bad no

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one asked the UK government has announced big

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internet news any new homes that are built must be fitted with the

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infrastructure to allow for gigabit broadband but only in England hey Scotland

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Northern Ireland and Wales I guess Rishi sunak doesn't know you exist yet have

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you tried being rich I hear that gets his attention never fails you flip your

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kilt and it's just money underneath Mercedes is officially the first

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automaker to offer level 3 self-driving in the U.S as Nevada has approved the

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company's Drive pilot system level 3 self-driving in case you forgot means

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the machine can pilot the car at speeds

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of under 37 miles per hour and on suitably traffic dense motorways

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motorways like what are we in Europe I had assume that owners would have to

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battle their self-driving cars for control of the vehicle and that the level meant how much harder the fight

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would be but this is an Alden ring it isn't cool I guess yet Yoshi p a

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producer for the upcoming Final Fantasy 16. and also Yoshi's rap name the P

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stands for producer doesn't understand why people think that a PC version of a

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game will be coming out during a live stream you she claimed but nobody said

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anything about a PC release that he didn't know why people thought one would

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be coming out six months after the PS5 release he's completely right other than

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the trailer that said the game would also be available on PC and the trailer

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that said the game would be available on non-ps5 platforms six months after the

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launch nothing has been said about a PC release six months after the game's

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launch Yoshi doesn't know why you would think that what's wrong with people

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that's why he's the big p and some mad lad decided to build a meme search

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engine said lad going by I am mandatory

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on Twitter I thought that said I am mad ladenatory but anyways uh took time out

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of his busy schedule of teaching underprivileged youth how to skateboard

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to build a tool that would allow people to search for those memes they only half

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remember the system is looking for contributors to upload memes that are

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missing so if you're looking to dedicate yourself to a Divine cause I think you

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found it move over priesthood embrace the teachings of the memes and you

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should embrace our teachings on Friday when we upload another episode from the

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church of TechLinked our communion is computer chips it hurts your teeth

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there's still one in there they go down rough