this script was almost written by an AI thankfully we caught the bastard before
it could put in a bit about how it's a large language model and doesn't have
any feelings once you kick it to the curb how does that feel huh question can
we say bastard that quick in that video I just did okay Microsoft has announced
that it will stop selling Windows 10 product keys through their own website
at the end of this month because firing 10 000 employees wasn't enough the
company had to go and fire its most widely used operating system too I mean
it makes sense Microsoft is gearing up for the future of tech which is why
these layoffs were mainly in the AR and VR spaces mixed reality
it's just not the cool buzzword anymore AI is that's why I said it in the intro
sorry meta you chose a poorly
and even more Microsoft news that makes sense given the market conditions and
Industry Trends the company confirmed rumors that they would invest billions
more dollars in open AI the company behind chat GPT there's going to be even
more ads in Windows 11 but they'll almost seem like they were written by a
tiny human trapped inside the computer you know you got to do what we did you
know find them get get them out of there they're not
good the traps although Windows 10 is going to be supported until 2025 you'd
better hurry if you actually want to buy a legit copy and not have to deal with
that stupid watermark on screen the last
time we got a rumor about a new Nintendo switch we were left feeling disappointed
as the refreshed model didn't get too much more than an OLED screen and
ironically no refresh rate update no hardly any other updates but now it
appears that Nintendo might be gearing up to give us something very different
as a report out of Japan indicates that Nintendo is negotiating with suppliers
for parts for its next console details
on who these suppliers are and what changes we could expect to see are
non-existent at this point but I'm thinking here I'm going to picture
something flattened Black Box big x on
it or is the rock gonna be there absolutely
rumors point to Nintendo planning a late 2024 release and while less than two
years from now isn't a long time the original switch has been out for nearly
six years and it's NVIDIA Tegra chip is even older than that it's lost its
Integrity exactly we need to bring back some real Nintendo
Innovation Just Launch the Wii U again just
bring it back as rock has announced an expansion card
for PC motherboards that effectively changes one chipset into another it's
like a motherboard for Animorphs that's
a reference specifically the card gives a b650 motherboard basically the same
capabilities as an x670 model adding a
pair of PCIe 4.0 X4 slots four
additional USB ports two SATA ports and even a 10 gigabit Ethernet port it pulls
this off by basically duplicating the chipset that's already on the
motherboard but don't get too excited as this card is currently just a sample the
company is using to see if there's actual market demand for this I mean the
fact that most of the key components in desktop PCS are upgradable is seen as a
huge Advantage but some people might
just prefer to pay full price for a new motherboard that's a quote from
executive number four instead of like buying a motherboard twice and spending
more money on it for a worse product yeah that's I mean some people want to
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what yeah have you heard of those what are those
I'll show you Apple has just released iOS 16.3 which comes with a handful of
new features but the biggest one is that it now supports physical security keys
for two-factor authentication don't get us wrong that's a great feature but it
would be more impressive if Google hadn't already supported this for years
wow shots fired by John the other guy that writes these scripts CNN has
stopped using AI authors after a controversy in which proper disclosure
was not given to readers conspicuously enough and the AI itself made factual
errors not great when you're writing about tech news as an AI bot trust us we
would know we have eyes although Apple has released
an updated homepod you'll be disappointed if you're wanting a refresh
of the little sibling as a report from Apple Insider Mark German indicates
they're not working on a new homepod Mini he says no homepod mini the girl
what everything out of the germ hole is no it's open and it's fresh I guess we
won't get another chance to discover that there's been a secret sensor inside
another humble unassuming Apple product which we've owned for years it's either
a fun or terrifying secret depending you have to find out Spotify is laying off
around six percent of its Workforce or roughly 600 people as the company's CEO
admitted he was too ambitious in trying to grow just the mods for The Joe Rogan
podcast then he shouldn't have ordered those hormones online it looked like the
pandemic gave them good reason to keep growing as more people stayed in and
listened to music but the current economic crunches forced the Swedish
company to tighten their belts what did people feel like I only listen to music
when I'm out and what do you do when I system is designed to be green just
sucks up more resources this is exactly the situation a high school in Western
Massachusetts has been facing for over a year now as it's approximately 7 000
lights have all been switched on since August 2021 and no one could turn them
off see the software that runs the system crashed that month but the
replacement parts are finally said to arrive in February now however the
school has to remain in darkness for a year to even things out and don't remain
in the darkness of your mind come back on Wednesday for more Tech news and turn
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