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I was thinking about starting this video by singing the song Tik Tock by Kesha

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but I don't think anyone waking up in the morning feeling like P Diddy is a

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good vibe right now the United States has officially passed a law Banning Tik

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Tok next year if certain conditions aren't meant the bill actually gives

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parent company bite Dan 270 days to sell

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the app otherwise it'll be barred from us App Stores of course Android users

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could always just sideload the app but iOS users would be forever blocked from

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redownloading this specific flavor of heavy duty brain rot the not yet a ban

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passed as part of a larger foreign aid package in support of Ukraine and Israel

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they just snuck it in there like a mouse turd in a box of raisins Tik Tock has

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promised to fight the law in court calling it an unconstitutional

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suppression of its American users freedom of speech a freedom best

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expressed by lipsyncing along to a recording of a joke that somebody said

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even if bite dance was willing to sell the sale might be blocked by China which

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imposes export restrictions on governing algorithms such as Tik toks further a

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sale or ban might not even protect American users from Chinese information

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collection given that the Chinese government can probably buy most of this

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information off the open market speaking of collecting information the US

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government also renewed the foreign intelligence surveillance act AKA fisa

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including an amendment which has been criticized for expanding government

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surveillance without a warrant honestly the best possible outcome of this would

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be if the hot new Teen Trend was a dance craze criticizing lack of judicial

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oversight for federal intelligence agencies let's make it happen let's go

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guys Qualcomm has officially unveiled its full upcoming lineup of Snapdragon X

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Series CPUs including a list of names that look like qualcomm's marketing head

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passed out on the keyboard their Top Model is the X 1 e-

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84-100 the X standing for X the one

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indicating the chips generation the E standing for elite the 84 being the skew

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and the 100 standing for nothing no

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really it it doesn't mean anything at least not yet that section of the name

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is reserved for future use so all of the

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names currently end in 100 wouldn't you stick 100 on the end of something for if

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you wanted to yeah my child baby 100

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baby 100 it's not clear why the names would need to be so complicated when

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there's a grand total of four chips only

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one of which even falls into the lower tier plus category while the Plus Sports

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10 cores the three Elite chips all have 12 with the top two models the x1e 84

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and x180 coming with dual core boost at

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4.2 and 4 GHz respectively that's

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actually a 0.1 GH gz drop from what was originally promised for the X1 84 but

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what's a tenth of a GHz between friends what's important is that we're

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overthrowing the x86 Windows ecosystem okay that's stay focused it has been a

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terrible first quarter for Tesla in part because it's profit margin shrank by

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55% and sales dropped by 85% despite

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substantial price cuts the company now has an excess of stock and a shortage of

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cash which makes this an absolutely terrible time for the public to find out

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that the Cyber truck isn't even waterproof how at least one owner claims

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to have accidentally bricked his ride by taking it through the car wash and

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hosing sand out of the truck's bed without setting his vehicle to Car Wash

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mode first rookie mistake leading the

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vehicle's infotainment system to die like a smartphone after being dropped in

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the toilet while the rest of the truck is technically operational the cyber

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truck incorporates several key gauges such as its battery level and

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speedometer into its digital display

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which was dead worse it's almost impossible to see out of the Cyber tru's

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narrow rear window at the best of times and when the truck bed is closed the

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cover blocks the window completely that means that the drivers are wholly

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dependent on the rear camera whose feed

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is is also part of the digital display so if you want to back up without it you

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need to keep the back of the truck open which is going to be a problem because

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the bed isn't waterproof apparently get a really big bag of rice now just as a

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reminder this is a vehicle with an actual Wade mode that's supposed to let

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it Ford Rivers we were told it was going to have an optional package letting it

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transform into a boat now unless you

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think this is an isolated incident many cybertruck buyers have reported that its

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stainless steel exterior panels have already started to rust apparently

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because Tesla thought it was more important for the vehicle to be bulletproof than weatherproof they

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should have made it out of cast iron instead so you could just season it

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funnily enough Elon Musk actually suggested during a call with investors

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that Tesla might be able to take advantage of the unused compute power of

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idle vehicles to provide cloud services

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so at least disappointed customers might still be able to use their broken cyber

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not get a quick bite before you sit down for some quick bits well it's because you're probably not going to have time

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to finish your food these let's go Google has delayed its plan to phase out

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thirdparty track and cookies in Chrome yet again this is actually the third

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time time since 2020 but it's not Google's fault it's those mean

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Regulators at the UK competition and markets Authority who are concerned that

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Google's replacement for cookies the so-called privacy sandbox will give it

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an anti-competitive choke hold on tracking an information collection which

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yeah yeah I probably will this newest delay likely means that Google will miss

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its proposed phase out date of the end of this year so in the mean time you can

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feel free to continue browsing while only being constantly tracked in the

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manner you've become desensitized to you're being watched exactly as much as

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usual the rabbit R1 the multimodal AI

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device that gathered 50,000 pre-orders following its CES debut has officially

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launched just over a week after the Humane AI pin endured a brutal flogging

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in the Public Square in early impression pieces there's a surprising amount of

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optimism from some of the same reviewers who gave the AI pin a real tongue

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lashing it probably helps that the R1 costs $200 instead of 700 plus a monthly

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subscription I mean sure it could literally just be an App instead of a

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cute little Pokedex looking thing but then you wouldn't have a cute little

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Pokedex thing you'll forget about faster than the Vision

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Pro I thought that was a burn ASUS released a BIOS update for it z790

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motherboards in response to massive claims of CPU instability reported by

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users of Flagship 13th and 14th gen processors unfortunately the update also

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appears to reduce performance of these high-end Intel CPUs by up to 9% at least

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for the core i 94900 k the new update

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sets the CPU power limit to Intel's recommended 253 Watts instead of the

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previous practically unlimited limit of

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4,095 Watts so it's not that your CPU has gotten worse per se ASUS has

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essentially just stopped injecting it with steroids meaning your processor

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will get to enjoy a longer life and it won't need to worry about its testicle

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shrinking Nissan has unveiled a solution to the age-old problem of how to deal

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with babies in the backseat of your car and that solution is an animatronic

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fluffy blob creature mounted in front of your child that will play peekaboo and

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wave its arms around as if pleading for someone to please get it down from there

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release it from this Mortal plane it's called uyo apparently meaning I'm here

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in Japanese and not only will it sing songs in response to parents voice

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commands it will signal to a smaller robot in the front seat which will close

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its eyes when the child falls asleep because why use a standard car seat

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mirror when you can monitor your child through a robot that looks like the

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Pokemon that evolves into Elmo and you asked for it you can finally buy a robot

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dog with a flamethrower strap to its back the thermonator created by the

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aptly named company throw flame is now

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available for purchase for less than $110,000 that's right for the low price

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of 9,420 you can blaze it and the it in

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blaze it in this case means anything within the therminator 30 foot

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flame-throwing range blaze it up according to throw

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Flames website flamethrowers are legal and unregulated in most countries fun

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fact and we all know big robot dog has been lobbying against sensible robot dog

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control laws for decades cybernetic canines don't even need to be leashed

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and we unleash more Tech news on you if

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you come back on Friday for the next episode of TechLink if not flamethrower

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dog