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welcome welcome we are so glad to have

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you here as we unveil completely redesigned tech news yes is that tim

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cook i don't know i don't know what he sounds like

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honestly new iphones watchers and airpods were unveiled today but it turns

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out apple calling the event far out was a bit of a misnomer because they didn't

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go very far out at all with the design of the iphone 14 which looks identical

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to the iphone 13 notch and all it also runs the same a15 bionic chip although

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it's the version with a 5 core GPU found in the iphone 13 pro what has changed is

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the size there's an iphone 14 plus this year but there's no minis to be seen and

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there's no physical sim card slots

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new iphones in the us will be all e-sim all the time going forward so you know

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what that means take out that card and throw it in the

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trash that little removal tool yeah snort it no don't don't the iphone 14

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and 14 plus have slightly upgraded cameras that will use apple's new

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photonic engine which appears to be a

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better more different kind of deep fusion as well as improved video

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stabilization in action mode but all that will be also available in the new

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iphone 14 pro and 14 pro max which swap

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out the infamous notch for a punch hole camera section which apple is insisting

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we call the dynamic island

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because it will morph into tiny widgets but which i think i'm gonna call

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the sausage the sausage the pancho sausage how is it made the pro models

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run on the new a16 bionic soc that's blah blah faster more efficient than

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anything else which meant that it was time for apple to step in and do always

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on display the way steve jobs intended the pros also have a whopping 2000 nits

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of peak brightness to better distract you from nature and new camera sensors

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including a 48 megapixel main camera with two to three times better low light

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performers across the board so they say but the coolest thing emergency sos

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services by a satellite which will launch in november the feature not the

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satellites in the us and canada and space wait you want to use satellites to

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text you'll have to buy a mate 50 pro for that which huawei announced had the

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feature hours before apple's event

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oh and one more thing that didn't change this year the iphone 14 lineup is

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launching at the same price point as its predecessors starting at 7.99 because

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apple can afford it and can you imagine the outrage if they didn't

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with inflation oh we would just still accept it

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but of course apple also revealed three new watches with the ability to detect

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if you're in a car crash which apple really hammered home as if threatening

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to make us get in a car crash if we didn't buy one

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we can show the parking lot to this place the watch series 8 also has a new

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low power mode and two new temperature sensors that can ping you when you're

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ovulating so that you know when to start another kind of fitness exercise if you

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know what i mean it turned out it was a poo the second

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gen se also has crash detection and uh

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redesigned back very cool but then there's the big kahuna the watch series

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8 ultra not pro because you leakers

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it's got a big 49 millimeter titanium case a bigger crown a second speaker to

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help with the 86 decibel sos siren in

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case you're in a crash a second customizable button more battery life at

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up to 60 hours with battery saver more water resistance with a wr 100

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certification whatever that is it's just more it's good there's also a new night mode

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waypoint system and new bands that aren't coming off even if you get attacked by apple obsessed timberwolves

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out there in the bush where's my siren all ultra models have cellular

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connectivity by default and start at 800 bucks the same price as the base model

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iphone 14. it's happening

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last but well probably least there's a new set of airpods pro with a new h2

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chip low distortion driver and two times more powerful noise cancellation oh the

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cancellation is so powerful it's crushing my head you can finally

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swipe on the stems to control volume listening time on a single charge is up

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two hours to a total of six 30 in the case and you can even film your ears

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with an iphone to get personalized spatial audio just for you and your

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unique ears because apple knit you together in your mother's womb to be

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unique right down to your perfect little ears isn't that special wash behind them

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covering apple and just apple the entire episode they didn't want to do that

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though they're not our friends sony has changed the ps5's internal design again

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and who was the first to make a video about it but austin evans austin middle

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name freaking evans who was inundated with response videos

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after making some questionable claims about the first ps5 redesign according

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to austin the new ps5 1200 model is one

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pound lighter pulls about 10 percent less power and features a shrunken

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motherboard along with some other tweaks no doubt other tech tubers will be

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jumping to make their own videos about this including TechLinked we will prove

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you wrong about everything evans we will put you in the ground

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AMD has made an attempt to fix their mobile CPU naming scheme so that going

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forward the first number will stand for model year with seven meaning 2023 eight

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meaning 2024 hey that's a multiple and so on while the actual architecture

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can be found in the third number while this may help with clarification in

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situations where say AMD releases zen 3 and 4 chips in the same generation

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it's still bound to confuse some people did they just go to usb informators

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forum and for naming advice three letter companies they got to stick together cia

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nsa chinese gaming giant tencent has

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bought a 300 million dollar stake in guelimo brothers limited the core

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shareholder guillermo i don't know the core shareholder that runs ubisoft but

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this isn't an attempted takeover like the failed vivendi debacle rather it's

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designed to help ubisoft resist other takeovers they're the good guys 10 cent

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can't exceed its current 9.99 stake for

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eight years and they can't sell the new shares for five years wow i guess

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tencent is a great company just trying to help people while also expanding

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globally because the ccp hates gaming oh oh that's it oh they hate gaming

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twitch has announced on october 3rd the platform will remove host mode which

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allowed streamers to display other channels stream while inactive because

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viewers want to interact with the streamer when they're live and host more

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blocks this from happening the issue with this reasoning is that it's stupid

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you can click once to go directly to that channel stream and interact if you

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so choose naturally streamers are complaining that twitch is probably

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doing this so that they can show their own recommendations to an offline

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channel's users instead to be fair that could drive traffic to lesser-known

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content that needs it like elf girlboss the tv show

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an artist going by the name supercomposite has discovered the

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internet's first ai art encrypted an

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image of a woman the artist calls loeb which kept reappearing in horribly

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grotesque and gory forms what am i reading no matter how many more prompts

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and iterations were generated it's possible that loeb is simply the ai art

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version of a creepy pasta intentionally reproduced for the sake of creepiness

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but we can't discount the idea that the sentient google ai has escaped and is

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punishing us for questioning its sentience we're not sorry get back in

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your cage don't make me get the hoes and we haven't talked to nfts in a hot

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second so thank goodness for this story about nft consultant who envisions a

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future where people in the philippines or anywhere there's cheap labor could be

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hired to play as real-life npcs in games

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just being shopkeepers or walking back and forth i mean the metaverse is

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supposed to feel as real as real life right so we emulate everything even the

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menial low-paying jobs that have no dignity it's perfect systematic slavery

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the economy loves this and this episode is perfect so i want to change a thing

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come back again tomorrow for our talk linked oh and friday for more tech news

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our standards are low yeah i mean it's pretty it's easy