welcome welcome we are so glad to have
you here as we unveil completely redesigned tech news yes is that tim
cook i don't know i don't know what he sounds like
honestly new iphones watchers and airpods were unveiled today but it turns
out apple calling the event far out was a bit of a misnomer because they didn't
go very far out at all with the design of the iphone 14 which looks identical
to the iphone 13 notch and all it also runs the same a15 bionic chip although
it's the version with a 5 core GPU found in the iphone 13 pro what has changed is
the size there's an iphone 14 plus this year but there's no minis to be seen and
there's no physical sim card slots
new iphones in the us will be all e-sim all the time going forward so you know
what that means take out that card and throw it in the
trash that little removal tool yeah snort it no don't don't the iphone 14
and 14 plus have slightly upgraded cameras that will use apple's new
photonic engine which appears to be a
better more different kind of deep fusion as well as improved video
stabilization in action mode but all that will be also available in the new
iphone 14 pro and 14 pro max which swap
out the infamous notch for a punch hole camera section which apple is insisting
we call the dynamic island
because it will morph into tiny widgets but which i think i'm gonna call
the sausage the sausage the pancho sausage how is it made the pro models
run on the new a16 bionic soc that's blah blah faster more efficient than
anything else which meant that it was time for apple to step in and do always
on display the way steve jobs intended the pros also have a whopping 2000 nits
of peak brightness to better distract you from nature and new camera sensors
including a 48 megapixel main camera with two to three times better low light
performers across the board so they say but the coolest thing emergency sos
services by a satellite which will launch in november the feature not the
satellites in the us and canada and space wait you want to use satellites to
text you'll have to buy a mate 50 pro for that which huawei announced had the
feature hours before apple's event
oh and one more thing that didn't change this year the iphone 14 lineup is
launching at the same price point as its predecessors starting at 7.99 because
apple can afford it and can you imagine the outrage if they didn't
with inflation oh we would just still accept it
but of course apple also revealed three new watches with the ability to detect
if you're in a car crash which apple really hammered home as if threatening
to make us get in a car crash if we didn't buy one
we can show the parking lot to this place the watch series 8 also has a new
low power mode and two new temperature sensors that can ping you when you're
ovulating so that you know when to start another kind of fitness exercise if you
know what i mean it turned out it was a poo the second
gen se also has crash detection and uh
redesigned back very cool but then there's the big kahuna the watch series
8 ultra not pro because you leakers
it's got a big 49 millimeter titanium case a bigger crown a second speaker to
help with the 86 decibel sos siren in
case you're in a crash a second customizable button more battery life at
up to 60 hours with battery saver more water resistance with a wr 100
certification whatever that is it's just more it's good there's also a new night mode
waypoint system and new bands that aren't coming off even if you get attacked by apple obsessed timberwolves
out there in the bush where's my siren all ultra models have cellular
connectivity by default and start at 800 bucks the same price as the base model
iphone 14. it's happening
last but well probably least there's a new set of airpods pro with a new h2
chip low distortion driver and two times more powerful noise cancellation oh the
cancellation is so powerful it's crushing my head you can finally
swipe on the stems to control volume listening time on a single charge is up
two hours to a total of six 30 in the case and you can even film your ears
with an iphone to get personalized spatial audio just for you and your
unique ears because apple knit you together in your mother's womb to be
unique right down to your perfect little ears isn't that special wash behind them
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covering apple and just apple the entire episode they didn't want to do that
though they're not our friends sony has changed the ps5's internal design again
and who was the first to make a video about it but austin evans austin middle
name freaking evans who was inundated with response videos
after making some questionable claims about the first ps5 redesign according
to austin the new ps5 1200 model is one
pound lighter pulls about 10 percent less power and features a shrunken
motherboard along with some other tweaks no doubt other tech tubers will be
jumping to make their own videos about this including TechLinked we will prove
you wrong about everything evans we will put you in the ground
AMD has made an attempt to fix their mobile CPU naming scheme so that going
forward the first number will stand for model year with seven meaning 2023 eight
meaning 2024 hey that's a multiple and so on while the actual architecture
can be found in the third number while this may help with clarification in
situations where say AMD releases zen 3 and 4 chips in the same generation
it's still bound to confuse some people did they just go to usb informators
forum and for naming advice three letter companies they got to stick together cia
nsa chinese gaming giant tencent has
bought a 300 million dollar stake in guelimo brothers limited the core
shareholder guillermo i don't know the core shareholder that runs ubisoft but
this isn't an attempted takeover like the failed vivendi debacle rather it's
designed to help ubisoft resist other takeovers they're the good guys 10 cent
can't exceed its current 9.99 stake for
eight years and they can't sell the new shares for five years wow i guess
tencent is a great company just trying to help people while also expanding
globally because the ccp hates gaming oh oh that's it oh they hate gaming
twitch has announced on october 3rd the platform will remove host mode which
allowed streamers to display other channels stream while inactive because
viewers want to interact with the streamer when they're live and host more
blocks this from happening the issue with this reasoning is that it's stupid
you can click once to go directly to that channel stream and interact if you
so choose naturally streamers are complaining that twitch is probably
doing this so that they can show their own recommendations to an offline
channel's users instead to be fair that could drive traffic to lesser-known
content that needs it like elf girlboss the tv show
an artist going by the name supercomposite has discovered the
internet's first ai art encrypted an
image of a woman the artist calls loeb which kept reappearing in horribly
grotesque and gory forms what am i reading no matter how many more prompts
and iterations were generated it's possible that loeb is simply the ai art
version of a creepy pasta intentionally reproduced for the sake of creepiness
but we can't discount the idea that the sentient google ai has escaped and is
punishing us for questioning its sentience we're not sorry get back in
your cage don't make me get the hoes and we haven't talked to nfts in a hot
second so thank goodness for this story about nft consultant who envisions a
future where people in the philippines or anywhere there's cheap labor could be
hired to play as real-life npcs in games
just being shopkeepers or walking back and forth i mean the metaverse is
supposed to feel as real as real life right so we emulate everything even the
menial low-paying jobs that have no dignity it's perfect systematic slavery
the economy loves this and this episode is perfect so i want to change a thing
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