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Linus: The performance good at least though, or do you have drivers yet? 2 00:00:02.669 --> 00:00:08.174 MSI Rep: We haven't done it because we didn't receive any driver. So still waiting 3 00:00:08.174 --> 00:00:09.843 Linus: Classic NVIDIA 4 00:00:09.843 --> 00:00:16.349 They want you to build the product? No price. No driver. Just build it lots. Okay 5 00:00:17.417 --> 00:00:19.419 Good luck everybody 6 00:00:19.419 --> 00:00:21.421 Hope it's not another 480 7 00:00:22.989 --> 00:00:24.591 They’re so tall! 8 00:00:24.591 --> 00:00:28.028 Linus: Yeah, I know look look so this is how we normally shoot things 9 00:00:30.063 --> 00:00:32.065 Sammy: Hi Plouffe 10 00:00:32.198 --> 00:00:32.565 Plouffe: Hi Sammy 11 00:00:32.565 --> 00:00:35.535 Sammy: I'm gonna double dip and make this also a mini BTS Plouffe: Wow 12 00:00:36.169 --> 00:00:40.273 Sammy: That's releasing months later months later. Sammy: Yeah, don't worry. We're not releasing this tomorrow. 13 00:00:40.273 --> 00:00:42.242 Sammy: Sorry Plouffe: months later 14 00:00:42.242 --> 00:00:44.444 What is it what is the shoot 15 00:00:44.444 --> 00:00:46.446 Plouffe: MSI GPU LMP 16 00:00:46.479 --> 00:00:50.250 We're gonna get featured at their presentation after Jensen's keynote 17 00:00:50.283 --> 00:00:53.720 Well Linus is gonna help feature their new vanguard lineup of graphics cards 18 00:00:53.720 --> 00:00:58.258 Sammy: What graphics cards Plouffe: 5090 and you know the rest of the 50 series 19 00:00:58.258 --> 00:00:59.459 Sammy: Leak leak leak! 20 00:00:59.459 --> 00:01:00.260 Plouffe: Leak leak leak! 21 00:01:01.961 --> 00:01:03.963 Sammy: Kidding kidding, sorry 22 00:01:06.099 --> 00:01:08.701 Shahrad is gonna kill me if I ever releases early 23 00:01:08.701 --> 00:01:12.172 Plouffe: Very excited! This is the first time any of us have seen the new cards so it’s cool 24 00:01:12.172 --> 00:01:14.374 Sammy: Can you show how big they are they're very big I 25 00:01:16.009 --> 00:01:22.882 Plouffe: Wish I had a 4090 to compare it to but they're I don't think they're that much bigger than the they're pretty similar in size right? 26 00:01:22.882 --> 00:01:24.551 MSI Rep: No [the 5090’s] bigger 27 00:01:24.551 --> 00:01:28.588 Plouffe: Is it even bigger geez Sammy: can we get like I like that mouse or something or 28 00:01:28.588 --> 00:01:30.623 Plouffe: share a mouse for scale? Sure 29 00:01:30.623 --> 00:01:32.492 Sammy: No bananas on set. Plouffe: Yeah, no bananas on set 30 00:01:32.492 --> 00:01:33.860 Andrew: There is a bananas on set. 31 00:01:33.860 --> 00:01:36.162 Plouffe: Well too late Sammy: Too late, we scaled it 32 00:01:43.937 --> 00:01:48.141 Sammy: Are you okay? Linus: Yeah, I hurt my back on Sunday. 33 00:01:48.141 --> 00:01:50.343 Sammy: Oh, I was gonna say carrying this 5090 around 34 00:01:53.213 --> 00:01:54.647 Sammy: That works too 35 00:01:54.647 --> 00:01:57.417 What do you think of the 5090 in one sentence 36 00:01:59.152 --> 00:02:02.255 Linus: Sorry one sec I’m in a lot of pain right now Sammy: Oh I’m so sorry! 37 00:02:02.255 --> 00:02:04.524 Linus: I just need to loosen up the spot. Sammy: No no you're good. You're good. 38 00:02:08.228 --> 00:02:15.802 Linus: Delicious I don't know. What do you want me to say? I want one obviously. I don't want to pay for one 39 00:02:15.802 --> 00:02:22.642 I mean rumored pricing on this is like two grand, but even though MSI brought us 5090s 40 00:02:22.642 --> 00:02:28.515 They can't even confirm or deny that because did you know that when NVIDIA releases a new product like this? 41 00:02:28.781 --> 00:02:32.051 They literally will have their partners design 42 00:02:32.519 --> 00:02:34.254 The whole ass thing 43 00:02:34.254 --> 00:02:39.559 like they'll send them over chips and they'll send them over requirements for VRM and cooling 44 00:02:39.559 --> 00:02:41.828 and design guidelines and all this stuff and 45 00:02:41.828 --> 00:02:45.365 They will literally not give them pricing for it 46 00:02:45.365 --> 00:02:50.870 So they have to go and they have to like produce their launch allocation of cards and their designs 47 00:02:50.870 --> 00:02:54.741 they don't even know how much they're paying for the things and 48 00:02:55.508 --> 00:02:58.711 They also don't have drivers so they like can't test it 49 00:02:59.179 --> 00:03:05.018 What I assume is you guys would send finish cards to NVIDIA and then like they test it I assume right? 50 00:03:05.485 --> 00:03:07.487 Yeah, so like MSI 51 00:03:07.787 --> 00:03:12.258 Literally can't even leak to me any real information about this other than like 52 00:03:12.258 --> 00:03:16.296 what their card looks like because they actually don't know 53 00:03:17.463 --> 00:03:19.999 Linus: Hilarious. It's hilarious. Yeah, I Sammy: Fun game for everybody. 54 00:03:20.767 --> 00:03:22.802 Whenever I'm talking to NVIDIA about it 55 00:03:22.802 --> 00:03:28.308 I describe it as like their cloak and dagger bulls*** because they're the same way with everybody 56 00:03:29.075 --> 00:03:34.447 I mean, hey, it made them the most valuable company in the world though, so it's not like they're gonna change anything 57 00:03:34.981 --> 00:03:37.050 Anyway, this good lord 58 00:03:37.984 --> 00:03:39.719 Sven: Me and Sammy decided to f*** with Colton; 59 00:03:39.752 --> 00:03:41.554 and we kind of decided the best way to do that 60 00:03:41.588 --> 00:03:45.191 is we're just gonna pull his desk slightly back, bit by bit each day. 61 00:03:47.794 --> 00:03:50.563 Sven: I guess, but he got too ambitious at one point and Bell noticed. Sammy: Hahahahaha. 62 00:03:50.597 --> 00:03:51.464 Sven: We're gonna do it better though, 63 00:03:51.497 --> 00:03:54.467 and I think it's gonna take a long time for Colton to notice. 64 00:03:57.570 --> 00:03:58.404 Sammy: Small start. 65 00:03:58.571 --> 00:03:59.272 Sven: Small start. 66 00:03:59.405 --> 00:04:01.341 Sammy: We should, we should also elevate his desk a little bit every day. 67 00:04:01.341 --> 00:04:02.976 Sven: Oh, I think he'll notice that more. 68 00:04:03.009 --> 00:04:03.776 Sammy: You think so? 69 00:04:03.810 --> 00:04:04.344 Sven: I think so, yeah. 70 00:04:04.377 --> 00:04:05.945 I think we just keep pulling it back he won't notice. 71 00:04:05.945 --> 00:04:07.614 Sven: We forgot to measure his desk earlier; 72 00:04:07.614 --> 00:04:11.284 so every day we're gonna pull it back probably like an inch, maybe half an inch; 73 00:04:11.718 --> 00:04:12.986 and we'll see how long it takes him. 74 00:04:13.987 --> 00:04:22.262 Right now we're at let's see, 3? 3.2 inches? Probably? 75 00:04:22.462 --> 00:04:24.597 We're just gonna keep going, go for gold you know, 76 00:04:24.631 --> 00:04:25.898 we'll find out what happens. 77 00:04:25.999 --> 00:04:27.333 Sammy: Alright Sven, we gotta do this test. 78 00:04:27.533 --> 00:04:28.835 Sven: I'm stressing bro, I'm stressing. 79 00:04:30.103 --> 00:04:32.205 Sven: We are at, I think I messed up yesterday; 80 00:04:32.205 --> 00:04:34.107 we're just under three inches away. 81 00:04:34.974 --> 00:04:38.811 Sven: From James's desk, so we're gonna move it hopefully another half. 82 00:04:38.845 --> 00:04:40.380 Sammy: I think, I think this one we got to eyeball a little bit. 83 00:04:43.182 --> 00:04:45.451 Sammy: We could do a little bit more, we could do way more what the heck! 84 00:04:46.085 --> 00:04:46.686 Sven: Geez. 85 00:04:47.754 --> 00:04:55.161 Sven: Okay we are, at three and a half inches now; 86 00:04:55.528 --> 00:04:58.798 Sven: so I feel like that was half an inch, you know. 87 00:04:58.798 --> 00:05:01.434 Sven: Just under three inches yesterday, three and a half inches today; 88 00:05:01.834 --> 00:05:02.969 let's see if he finds out. 89 00:05:03.002 --> 00:05:03.636 Sven: Hi. 90 00:05:03.770 --> 00:05:06.239 I'm working from home tomorrow, so we're gonna move this desk again. 91 00:05:06.272 --> 00:05:10.376 It's still tuesday, and I think last time we were at 4? four and a half inches. 92 00:05:10.710 --> 00:05:12.245 We're gonna go another half inch back. 93 00:05:12.512 --> 00:05:14.213 As you can see this desk is up right now, 94 00:05:14.247 --> 00:05:17.016 but we're not gonna put it down, we're just gonna pull it as is. 95 00:05:19.485 --> 00:05:20.920 Sammy: You can do a little more. 96 00:05:20.953 --> 00:05:21.621 Sven: Yeah, a little more. 97 00:05:26.959 --> 00:05:27.460 Sven: How about that? 98 00:05:27.493 --> 00:05:28.127 Sammy: Okay. 99 00:05:28.127 --> 00:05:28.995 Sven: That good with you Sammy? 100 00:05:28.995 --> 00:05:29.395 Sammy: Yeah. 101 00:05:29.429 --> 00:05:30.330 Sammy: We can't measure. 102 00:05:30.630 --> 00:05:31.397 Sven: Hahahaha. 103 00:05:31.397 --> 00:05:32.999 Sammy: Wait, can we, can we see how how high it was? 104 00:05:33.032 --> 00:05:33.633 Sven: 98. 105 00:05:33.633 --> 00:05:34.133 Sammy: 98, okay. 106 00:05:34.133 --> 00:05:34.734 Sven: Let me put it down. 107 00:05:34.734 --> 00:05:35.335 Sammy: Yeah, let's put it down. 108 00:05:35.435 --> 00:05:38.071 Sammy: Oh my God! That is so big. 109 00:05:38.137 --> 00:05:43.343 Sven: So we're at - someone’s phone is going crazy. 110 00:05:43.543 --> 00:05:44.677 Sven: Four and a half inches? 111 00:05:44.711 --> 00:05:45.445 Sammy: Alright, okay. 112 00:05:45.545 --> 00:05:46.746 Sven: I think we're at four earlier? 113 00:05:46.746 --> 00:05:47.113 Sammy: Yeah. 114 00:05:47.880 --> 00:05:48.247 Sven: Yeah. 115 00:05:48.348 --> 00:05:49.549 Sammy: The gaps got kind of big. Sven: Let's see happen, the gap is... 116 00:05:49.549 --> 00:05:51.718 Sammy: From here it is not- Oh look, 117 00:05:51.751 --> 00:05:54.854 Sammy: look how, look at the gap here. 118 00:05:54.987 --> 00:05:55.988 Sven: That is, that is pretty sizable. 119 00:05:56.322 --> 00:05:58.224 Sven: I really hope he does not notice tomorrow, 120 00:05:58.224 --> 00:05:59.692 because I really want to see his reaction. 121 00:06:00.059 --> 00:06:01.027 Sammy: I want to get to here. 122 00:06:01.894 --> 00:06:05.465 Sammy: Like I want to be here to here, that's the angle. 123 00:06:05.465 --> 00:06:06.666 Sven: You want to get another... 124 00:06:06.666 --> 00:06:08.401 Sammy: Yeah let's see how far that would be. 125 00:06:09.902 --> 00:06:11.904 Sven: 13 and a half inches or so. 126 00:06:11.938 --> 00:06:12.972 Sammy: Can we get 13 and a half inches? 127 00:06:12.972 --> 00:06:15.742 Sven: That's pretty ambi- That's pretty ambitious but I think we can do it. Sammy: That is pretty ambitious. 128 00:06:16.309 --> 00:06:17.844 Sven: Hi Floatplane, welcome back. 129 00:06:17.877 --> 00:06:19.645 Sven: It's Thursday, December 13th, 130 00:06:19.812 --> 00:06:21.414 and I really want to watch the game awards, 131 00:06:21.414 --> 00:06:23.483 Sven: but Sammy's making me do this stupid s***. 132 00:06:23.483 --> 00:06:24.884 Sven: See that? four and a half? 133 00:06:25.017 --> 00:06:25.785 Shahrad: That's a lot. 134 00:06:25.818 --> 00:06:28.221 Sven: I know, back another half inch. 135 00:06:28.254 --> 00:06:29.856 Sammy: Colton's in that meeting room right there; 136 00:06:31.424 --> 00:06:32.925 he can come out any second and see us. 137 00:06:36.863 --> 00:06:38.131 Sammy: Maybe more, what the heck? 138 00:06:38.164 --> 00:06:39.098 Sven: Wait, what do you mean more? 139 00:06:40.333 --> 00:06:43.069 Shahrad: Do we want to move this one closer to it too, 140 00:06:43.102 --> 00:06:45.538 so he doesn't see the gap but it just like slowly- 141 00:06:45.538 --> 00:06:47.540 Sven: Look, we just moved it from four and a half, 142 00:06:47.540 --> 00:06:49.442 up to nearly five and a half now. 143 00:06:50.076 --> 00:06:52.044 Sven: Is that good enough for you Sammy, are you happy with that? 144 00:06:52.412 --> 00:06:53.146 Sammy: Give me a little more. 145 00:06:59.886 --> 00:07:01.921 Sven: How's that? Is that good for you? 146 00:07:01.988 --> 00:07:02.255 Sammy: Yeah. 147 00:07:02.255 --> 00:07:04.390 Sven: Are you accepting that? Let's find out. 148 00:07:09.662 --> 00:07:12.198 Sven: There, nearly, nearly six inches away now. 149 00:07:12.231 --> 00:07:12.598 Sammy: Good. 150 00:07:12.632 --> 00:07:15.668 Sven: It's crazy right? We managed to do it before his meeting's over too; 151 00:07:15.701 --> 00:07:17.003 maybe this time he'll notice. 152 00:07:17.703 --> 00:07:20.106 Shahrad: We're back, Sven is not here today. 153 00:07:20.139 --> 00:07:22.275 It's a friday, he works from home; 154 00:07:23.309 --> 00:07:25.945 we're going to continue what we've been doing to Colton's desk. 155 00:07:28.681 --> 00:07:30.583 Sammy: You're not pulling, oh my God. 156 00:07:32.251 --> 00:07:34.420 Shahrad: Oh buddy, it's like an inch and a half. 157 00:07:34.954 --> 00:07:37.757 Sammy: God, look how big, how much space that is. 158 00:07:37.757 --> 00:07:38.558 Shahrad: I want- hold on 159 00:07:38.925 --> 00:07:40.726 Shahrad: ...oh I totally can bro. 160 00:07:41.227 --> 00:07:42.195 Sammy: Hahahaha! 161 00:07:43.262 --> 00:07:46.866 Shahrad: I can have a nice little, nice little stroll here. 162 00:07:49.735 --> 00:07:51.337 Shahrad: Yeah. Sammy: Oh my f***ing god. 163 00:07:52.672 --> 00:07:54.574 Sven: Hi Floatplane, it's Monday; 164 00:07:54.607 --> 00:07:56.809 Colton's out getting a drink or something, 165 00:07:56.843 --> 00:07:58.311 I don't know what the hell he's doing, but 166 00:07:59.045 --> 00:08:01.747 last Friday Shahrad moved his desk back to a cute 167 00:08:01.747 --> 00:08:02.849 seven and a half inches. 168 00:08:03.382 --> 00:08:05.818 I think we're gonna go to eight and a half, nine today? 169 00:08:05.818 --> 00:08:06.586 What do you think Sammy? 170 00:08:07.520 --> 00:08:08.688 Sven: Alright, alright, let's do it. 171 00:08:09.222 --> 00:08:10.356 Sven: Just do a quick measure check? 172 00:08:12.558 --> 00:08:13.993 Sven: Look at that, seven and a half. 173 00:08:16.629 --> 00:08:18.698 Let's move her back, here we go. 174 00:08:19.065 --> 00:08:20.066 Sven: It's really f***ing far, 175 00:08:20.066 --> 00:08:21.901 I can't believe he hasn't noticed yet. 176 00:08:24.203 --> 00:08:25.137 Sven: Let's give her a check. 177 00:08:25.171 --> 00:08:26.839 Sammy: That was too short, do a little more. 178 00:08:26.839 --> 00:08:28.207 Sven: Okay, a little more? Alright, alright. 179 00:08:28.207 --> 00:08:30.009 You know, for you Sammy? I'll do anything. 180 00:08:30.009 --> 00:08:31.110 Sammy: Oh my God. 181 00:08:31.143 --> 00:08:32.512 Sven and Sammy: Hahahahahahaha. 182 00:08:32.512 --> 00:08:34.180 Sven: Okay, he might notice after this one. 183 00:08:35.414 --> 00:08:36.849 Sven: I'm a little worried to be honest. 184 00:08:36.883 --> 00:08:38.017 Sammy: No no no, he won't notice. 185 00:08:38.017 --> 00:08:38.451 Sven: Alright. 186 00:08:39.685 --> 00:08:41.554 Sven: This is the silliest thing. 187 00:08:42.388 --> 00:08:44.524 What are we at? Nine and a half? 188 00:08:44.557 --> 00:08:51.330 Sven: Just shy of 10 inches away from James' desk. 189 00:08:51.731 --> 00:08:55.067 Sven: We're nearly at the fabled, end mark here. Sammy: We're so close. 190 00:08:55.067 --> 00:08:57.637 Sven: We're like the last quarter, we're so close; Sammy: We're so close. 191 00:08:57.703 --> 00:08:58.738 Sven: and he still hasn't noticed, 192 00:08:58.738 --> 00:09:01.040 this man's been to his desk and walked away so many times 193 00:09:01.374 --> 00:09:03.476 and he's never noticed the fact that it's moved back. 194 00:09:04.110 --> 00:09:06.078 It's been a whole week now, I don't get it. 195 00:09:07.013 --> 00:09:07.747 Sven: Hi Floatplane. 196 00:09:08.648 --> 00:09:09.782 Sven: Colton still hasn't noticed, 197 00:09:09.782 --> 00:09:13.052 and his desk was like what just under 10 inches moved back yesterday? 198 00:09:13.886 --> 00:09:16.155 Sammy and Shahrad, think we should go for the hail mary, 199 00:09:16.188 --> 00:09:18.624 and just kind of shove it all the way back, what do you think? 200 00:09:18.991 --> 00:09:21.327 Shahrad: Icarus bro, your wings are gonna melt. 201 00:09:22.128 --> 00:09:23.930 Sven: What do you think Sammy? Should we go for the gold? 202 00:09:24.764 --> 00:09:27.466 Sammy: Nah, we should, we could probably do a little bit. Sven: Okay, we'll do it a little. 203 00:09:27.466 --> 00:09:29.435 Sammy: But for context, this is how close it is now. 204 00:09:29.869 --> 00:09:30.903 Sven: that's what? We got- 205 00:09:30.937 --> 00:09:32.638 Shahrad: Just insane, like look at the difference here. 206 00:09:32.772 --> 00:09:33.506 Sven: How much do we got here? 207 00:09:33.940 --> 00:09:36.742 We got another 10 inches to go maybe? 208 00:09:36.742 --> 00:09:41.280 Sven: Wait wait, that's bad; eight and a half - nine inches to go, 209 00:09:41.280 --> 00:09:44.450 until we reach the end of the uh cabinet. 210 00:09:44.517 --> 00:09:46.185 I think when we get to the end of the cabinet 211 00:09:46.185 --> 00:09:48.120 if he still doesn't notice we're just gonna pull everything back; 212 00:09:48.120 --> 00:09:49.655 including the cabinet too. 213 00:09:49.655 --> 00:09:50.856 Hahaha. 214 00:09:50.856 --> 00:09:51.557 Who knows. 215 00:09:54.627 --> 00:09:57.463 Let's see, let's see; that feels like two inches. 216 00:09:57.496 --> 00:09:59.799 Sammy and Shahrad: *Laughs* 217 00:09:59.799 --> 00:10:00.766 Sven: Alright, let's find out. 218 00:10:01.934 --> 00:10:03.336 Sven: Shahrad can you hold it on the other end? 219 00:10:06.839 --> 00:10:09.642 Sven: There it is, we went up from just under 10 inches, 220 00:10:09.842 --> 00:10:12.244 to 12 and a half-ish. 221 00:10:12.244 --> 00:10:13.079 Shahrad: Yeah it's like 12 inches. 222 00:10:13.079 --> 00:10:14.614 Sven: Yeah, to like 12 - 12 and a half; 223 00:10:15.081 --> 00:10:17.183 that's a pretty beast, like decent jump. 224 00:10:17.216 --> 00:10:18.284 Shahrad: That's a whole foot. 225 00:10:19.251 --> 00:10:22.321 Sven: This is a whole foot away from James's desk 226 00:10:22.321 --> 00:10:25.324 where we started last Monday; and it's only Tuesday. 227 00:10:25.858 --> 00:10:26.525 Shahrad: What's that? 228 00:10:26.792 --> 00:10:28.294 Colton: Why? Who moved my desk. 229 00:10:29.595 --> 00:10:30.296 Colton: That's not funny. 230 00:10:30.863 --> 00:10:31.263 Shahrad: Haha. 231 00:10:31.497 --> 00:10:36.235 Colton: Why, why did you guys, why. 232 00:10:38.137 --> 00:10:39.171 Colton: Real sick of this! 233 00:10:43.976 --> 00:10:45.811 Sammy: What happened? Colton: Why did you do that? Why? 234 00:10:46.879 --> 00:10:50.516 Colton: Why is WAN late? Why are you, why are you bullying me? 235 00:10:51.183 --> 00:10:51.917 Shahrad: I told you. 236 00:10:52.051 --> 00:10:53.686 Colton: I just work here. Shahrad: Icarus bro, I told you. 237 00:10:53.719 --> 00:10:55.021 Colton: What? What happened? 238 00:10:55.521 --> 00:10:59.091 Sammy: We were recording, we've pushing it backwards every day. 239 00:10:59.091 --> 00:11:00.126 Colton: Every day!? 240 00:11:00.226 --> 00:11:01.761 Shahrad: For like the past what? Like two weeks? 241 00:11:01.761 --> 00:11:02.128 Sammy: Week. 242 00:11:02.161 --> 00:11:03.362 Colton: Hahahahaha! 243 00:11:03.696 --> 00:11:05.031 Colton: Wait it took me till today? 244 00:11:05.064 --> 00:11:06.766 Sammy: Yeah, it was getting pretty egregious; 245 00:11:06.799 --> 00:11:08.067 I was like no way he's gonna notice. 246 00:11:08.067 --> 00:11:08.768 Colton: You know what's funny, 247 00:11:08.768 --> 00:11:10.236 I think I went to go grab this magazine, 248 00:11:10.236 --> 00:11:12.304 which uh, we're actually a part of in here. 249 00:11:12.371 --> 00:11:15.207 Um, and yesterday I was like man this magazine, 250 00:11:15.207 --> 00:11:18.310 I remember being so hard to get; because the desk was like back here. 251 00:11:18.344 --> 00:11:19.345 Sammy: Hahahahaha. 252 00:11:19.879 --> 00:11:22.014 Colton: Well you guys got me! Haha, funny. 253 00:11:22.181 --> 00:11:22.682 Colton: Haha. 254 00:11:24.083 --> 00:11:27.286 Sammy: It was pretty bad, like I think the gap was like size of a forearm; 255 00:11:28.988 --> 00:11:31.524 it's like 12 inches I think, apart from James's old desk. 256 00:11:31.791 --> 00:11:32.825 Colton: I'm leaving. 257 00:11:34.393 --> 00:11:34.727 Colton: What am I-? 258 00:11:34.727 --> 00:11:35.394 Colton: I'm gonna be a mother? 259 00:11:35.428 --> 00:11:37.596 Colton: First I'm a father, now I'm a mother; that's crazy. Adam: Yeah... 260 00:11:38.264 --> 00:11:39.098 Colton: Wow. 261 00:11:39.331 --> 00:11:40.866 Adam: I need you to get a costume. 262 00:11:40.866 --> 00:11:42.368 Adam: I'm just very- I need to get other stuff set up. 263 00:11:42.368 --> 00:11:42.868 Colton: Yeah, that's fine. 264 00:11:42.868 --> 00:11:46.305 Adam: But if you can go get a like a old mom costume. Colton: I'm to look like a mom. 265 00:11:46.305 --> 00:11:47.006 Adam: You're gonna be Linus' mom. 266 00:11:47.006 --> 00:11:47.373 Colton: Yeah. 267 00:11:47.406 --> 00:11:49.842 Adam: He's going to be mourning you. 268 00:11:50.209 --> 00:11:51.877 Colton: Oh, so I'm just gonna- Adam: And then you're gonna walk in, 269 00:11:51.977 --> 00:11:52.244 Colton: Oh. 270 00:11:52.244 --> 00:11:53.379 Adam: and put your hand on his shoulder like; 271 00:11:53.379 --> 00:11:58.951 yeah, that iPad sure bit the dust. Colton: Hahahahaha! Adam: I need a new one by the way. 272 00:12:00.586 --> 00:12:02.955 Colton: I see what you're doing, that's really good, okay. Adam: Yeah, so- 273 00:12:02.988 --> 00:12:04.423 Adam: And then that's all that you're gonna be doing. 274 00:12:04.457 --> 00:12:05.658 Colton: Wow, okay, that's really easy. 275 00:12:05.691 --> 00:12:06.092 Colton: Okay. 276 00:12:06.125 --> 00:12:06.192 Sammy: Quiet on set? 277 00:12:06.892 --> 00:12:07.793 Jake: Yeah, you. 278 00:12:07.827 --> 00:12:08.761 Jake: You quiet on set. 279 00:12:08.761 --> 00:12:09.595 Sammy: No, you quiet on set. 280 00:12:09.595 --> 00:12:11.063 Colton: It's so funny, this happens all the time; 281 00:12:11.063 --> 00:12:12.631 I've been here for so long where they're like hey, 282 00:12:12.631 --> 00:12:13.599 we need you for a b-roll shot. 283 00:12:13.666 --> 00:12:15.134 I don't ask anymore what it is, 284 00:12:15.167 --> 00:12:17.069 and I'm like halfway to set and it's like 285 00:12:17.103 --> 00:12:18.404 you're gonna be Linus' mom, 286 00:12:18.437 --> 00:12:21.107 like ooookay sure 287 00:12:22.007 --> 00:12:22.842 What do we have? 288 00:12:23.209 --> 00:12:25.077 Floatplane help, I wish they could help. 289 00:12:25.077 --> 00:12:28.214 Sammy: What about like a overall, is there an overall. 290 00:12:28.214 --> 00:12:31.751 Colton: No don't you want like a, like a... Like an old-timey dress. 291 00:12:31.751 --> 00:12:33.853 Sammy: Well, didn't Linus grow up on a farm? 292 00:12:34.720 --> 00:12:36.388 Colton: Basically, yes. 293 00:12:36.455 --> 00:12:36.922 Sammy: Yeah. 294 00:12:37.556 --> 00:12:38.657 Sammy: So I think overalls make sense. 295 00:12:38.691 --> 00:12:39.859 Colton: Overalls? Like these? 296 00:12:40.292 --> 00:12:40.693 Sammy: Yeah. 297 00:12:41.127 --> 00:12:41.727 Sammy: I don't know, I'm just- 298 00:12:41.761 --> 00:12:45.164 Colton: We'll start a maybe pile, we'll start a maybe pile. 299 00:12:45.297 --> 00:12:45.765 Sammy: Yeah. 300 00:12:45.931 --> 00:12:47.700 Sammy: Listen, all my ideas aren't the best. 301 00:12:48.934 --> 00:12:49.702 Colton: They're really not. 302 00:12:49.735 --> 00:12:50.402 Sammy: What!? 303 00:12:50.436 --> 00:12:51.103 Colton: They're really not 304 00:12:51.170 --> 00:12:52.805 Should I maybe start with like a wig. 305 00:12:52.972 --> 00:12:53.606 What is this? 306 00:12:53.639 --> 00:12:54.206 Sammy: Oh I think a wig, yeah. 307 00:12:54.206 --> 00:12:54.673 Colton: Oh, here we go. 308 00:12:54.707 --> 00:12:55.474 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 309 00:12:55.508 --> 00:12:56.342 Sammy: Here we go. 310 00:12:56.375 --> 00:12:58.410 Colton: Yeah, there's no shot that fits me but- 311 00:12:58.444 --> 00:12:58.978 Sammy: wait, let's see it. 312 00:13:00.446 --> 00:13:01.147 Sammy: Oh that's- 313 00:13:01.147 --> 00:13:01.747 Colton: That's perfect. 314 00:13:01.747 --> 00:13:02.882 Sammy: Oh, that's actully kinda perfect. 315 00:13:02.882 --> 00:13:03.516 Colton: That's perfect. 316 00:13:03.549 --> 00:13:04.583 Sammy: No, it's funny if it doesn't fit. 317 00:13:04.617 --> 00:13:05.551 Sammy: I think it's funny if it doesn't fit 318 00:13:05.584 --> 00:13:07.153 Colton: Okay, should I just try it? 319 00:13:07.186 --> 00:13:08.587 Sammy: Yeah, go behind the WAN set. 320 00:13:08.621 --> 00:13:10.656 Colton: Just, okay let me try this. 321 00:13:10.956 --> 00:13:12.358 Colton: 100% need to wear a shirt. 322 00:13:12.358 --> 00:13:14.059 Sammy: Hahahahaha! 323 00:13:14.293 --> 00:13:15.561 Sammy: Why is that so tight on you? 324 00:13:16.061 --> 00:13:19.765 Colton: Because, Sammy, I eat. 325 00:13:19.799 --> 00:13:21.500 Colton: Hahahahaha. 326 00:13:21.500 --> 00:13:22.067 Sammy: You ate. 327 00:13:22.101 --> 00:13:23.969 Colton: Who's calling me? Likely spam. 328 00:13:25.337 --> 00:13:25.905 Sammy: Oh my god. 329 00:13:26.772 --> 00:13:27.973 Sammy: I was going say, you should wear shorts. 330 00:13:28.440 --> 00:13:28.974 Colton: Shorts? 331 00:13:29.008 --> 00:13:29.375 Sammy: Yeah. 332 00:13:29.508 --> 00:13:31.310 Colton: Well, this is supposed to be a dress. 333 00:13:31.343 --> 00:13:32.778 Sammy: I know, but I don't want to- 334 00:13:32.778 --> 00:13:34.947 Colton: So I can, I can, okay, actually this works. 335 00:13:35.281 --> 00:13:38.450 Colton: So I take my pants off, but then I need a shirt. 336 00:13:39.084 --> 00:13:40.152 Colton: I need like a white shirt. 337 00:13:40.152 --> 00:13:41.887 Sammy: Wait, do you? Wait what? Why? 338 00:13:41.887 --> 00:13:42.755 Colton: I need another shirt. 339 00:13:43.455 --> 00:13:44.990 Sammy: Okay, hahahahaha! 340 00:13:44.990 --> 00:13:45.591 Sammy: I don't know. 341 00:13:45.758 --> 00:13:46.826 Colton: What am I doing with my life? 342 00:13:47.259 --> 00:13:48.661 Sammy: Listen, this is all business. 343 00:13:48.761 --> 00:13:50.129 Colton: I want to go back to the gas station. 344 00:13:50.429 --> 00:13:51.797 Sammy: Wait, what does that mean? 345 00:13:51.831 --> 00:13:52.498 Colton: I used to work at a gas station. 346 00:13:52.498 --> 00:13:53.065 Sammy: Oh, okay. 347 00:13:53.232 --> 00:13:55.434 Colton: I used to manage a gas station, okay? Difference. 348 00:13:55.434 --> 00:13:56.135 Sammy: Oh did you, actually? 349 00:13:57.536 --> 00:13:59.638 Colton: It was a good time you, just get like free slurpees all day. 350 00:14:00.339 --> 00:14:00.840 Pretty sick. 351 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:03.209 Should I wear like this underneath it? That's probably better. 352 00:14:03.876 --> 00:14:06.078 Colton: Except you wouldn't wear a collared shirt under a- 353 00:14:06.779 --> 00:14:09.815 Colton: Yo, my shoulders look shredded dude; look at those. 354 00:14:09.849 --> 00:14:11.550 Sammy: Are you a gym bro? What is this. 355 00:14:11.617 --> 00:14:12.952 Colton: Absolutely not. 356 00:14:13.886 --> 00:14:16.555 Colton: Um, well; 357 00:14:16.755 --> 00:14:18.724 you're gonna have to blur this whole segment Sammy. 358 00:14:18.757 --> 00:14:19.225 Sammy: Why? 359 00:14:19.525 --> 00:14:20.259 Colton: Because this is- 360 00:14:21.060 --> 00:14:21.527 Sammy: Oh. 361 00:14:21.560 --> 00:14:22.061 Colton: Scary. 362 00:14:24.163 --> 00:14:26.565 Colton: Okay no actually though, will a shirt with a collar work? 363 00:14:27.166 --> 00:14:27.700 Sammy: It should. 364 00:14:27.700 --> 00:14:29.568 Colton: Or would it be funny if I just wear the LTT? 365 00:14:29.702 --> 00:14:31.103 Sammy: Yeah, I think it'd be funny if it's LTT; yeah. 366 00:14:31.770 --> 00:14:33.639 Colton: Should I just wear my LTT shirt? 367 00:14:33.639 --> 00:14:34.306 Sammy: Yeah, I think it'd be funny. 368 00:14:34.306 --> 00:14:34.707 Colton: Like this? 369 00:14:34.874 --> 00:14:35.174 Sammy: Yeah. 370 00:14:35.174 --> 00:14:35.608 Colton: Sure. 371 00:14:36.208 --> 00:14:37.042 Colton: Alright, let's do that. 372 00:14:37.042 --> 00:14:37.843 Sammy: I think you should wear shorts. 373 00:14:38.177 --> 00:14:39.712 Colton: Alright, I'm just gonna take my pants off. 374 00:14:39.845 --> 00:14:41.313 Sammy: Hahahahahaha! 375 00:14:41.313 --> 00:14:42.181 Colton: It's pretty good, right? 376 00:14:43.482 --> 00:14:44.283 Sammy: Well, can I get a- 377 00:14:44.416 --> 00:14:45.351 Colton: My socks. 378 00:14:45.417 --> 00:14:45.851 Sammy: Can I get a- 379 00:14:46.452 --> 00:14:48.587 Colton: Yo, my Steven's tattoo? 380 00:14:48.754 --> 00:14:49.855 Colton: Hahahaha. 381 00:14:49.889 --> 00:14:51.123 Colton: And my, what I got- 382 00:14:51.156 --> 00:14:53.225 I got a little walkie guy, I got a Floatplane. 383 00:14:54.994 --> 00:14:55.728 Nolan: Don't look? 384 00:14:55.761 --> 00:14:56.262 Colton: Don't look 385 00:14:56.295 --> 00:14:57.463 Sammy: No, this is your boss; don't look. 386 00:14:57.463 --> 00:15:00.232 Nolan: You know, you shouldn't start the sentence with don't look. 387 00:15:00.299 --> 00:15:01.133 Colton: Yeah, actually that is true. 388 00:15:02.201 --> 00:15:03.435 Colton: It's gonna ruin your whole weekend. 389 00:15:11.076 --> 00:15:12.278 Colton: How's everybody doing today? 390 00:15:16.348 --> 00:15:17.082 Colton: Alright. 391 00:15:18.050 --> 00:15:19.151 Now I'm supposed to go get a wig? 392 00:15:19.852 --> 00:15:20.419 Ariana: Oh. 393 00:15:20.419 --> 00:15:22.454 James: I was like, why are you doing my teddy bear voice Colton: ... What's up? 394 00:15:22.454 --> 00:15:23.555 Ariana: Yeah, I was like, why are you-? 395 00:15:23.756 --> 00:15:25.691 Colton: Because I'm wearing a beautiful dress. 396 00:15:26.558 --> 00:15:29.328 Ariana: I think you need like a sun hat. 397 00:15:29.361 --> 00:15:31.363 Colton: That's what we're- Yeah that's what we're gonna go get. 398 00:15:31.730 --> 00:15:32.831 Colton: Shhhh, shhh, shhh, shhh. 399 00:15:32.932 --> 00:15:33.799 Glenn: Quiet on set! 400 00:15:33.799 --> 00:15:34.967 Sammy: Shhhhhhhh, shhh, shhh, shhh, sh, sh, sh. 401 00:15:34.967 --> 00:15:35.601 Colton (whisper): Sammy. 402 00:15:36.201 --> 00:15:36.669 Sammy (whisper): Colton. 403 00:15:37.303 --> 00:15:38.137 Colton (whisper): Sammy! 404 00:15:38.137 --> 00:15:38.804 Sammy (whisper): Colton! 405 00:15:39.338 --> 00:15:40.739 Jake: What the f*** are you wearing? 406 00:15:43.175 --> 00:15:43.742 Jake: *Whistles* 407 00:15:44.476 --> 00:15:45.144 Sammy: Oh it's Sailor Moon. 408 00:15:45.711 --> 00:15:46.578 Colton: Is that what this is? 409 00:15:46.578 --> 00:15:47.046 Sammy: Yeah 410 00:15:47.746 --> 00:15:50.149 Colton: Dude, there's no way; my head is way too big for this. 411 00:15:50.950 --> 00:15:51.417 Arthur: Hello, 412 00:15:51.450 --> 00:15:52.184 Colton: Hey, how are you doing man? 413 00:15:52.217 --> 00:15:52.785 Arthur: What's going on? 414 00:15:53.252 --> 00:15:54.420 Adam: We're making comedy gold. 415 00:15:54.453 --> 00:15:56.055 Colton: Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes. 416 00:15:56.622 --> 00:15:57.389 Arthur: Oh, it fits you. 417 00:15:57.623 --> 00:15:59.024 Colton: Yesyesyesyes get going, oh yeah. 418 00:15:59.358 --> 00:16:02.127 Colton: Oh it's disgusting! What is this made out of? Adam: I think that's supposed to be bangs? 419 00:16:02.628 --> 00:16:03.462 Sammy: Fake hair. 420 00:16:04.163 --> 00:16:04.563 Colton: Hay? 421 00:16:04.563 --> 00:16:07.967 Sammy: It's Sailor Moon, because so this is the back; it's her thing. 422 00:16:07.967 --> 00:16:09.335 Adam: Are we sure it's not bangs? It's okay. 423 00:16:09.368 --> 00:16:10.135 Colton: What do you think of the hat? 424 00:16:10.135 --> 00:16:11.303 Sammy: Yeah, that's right. Adam: Is that worse or better? 425 00:16:11.937 --> 00:16:12.871 It's fine if it's worse. 426 00:16:13.005 --> 00:16:14.406 Adam: I don't think the hair, we need the hair. 427 00:16:14.573 --> 00:16:15.708 Adam: Uh, we need a photo of you. 428 00:16:15.741 --> 00:16:16.842 Colton: Oh okay, got it. 429 00:16:17.409 --> 00:16:19.178 Sammy: So you’re just wearing it all day until they're ready for you? 430 00:16:19.311 --> 00:16:20.546 Colton: It wouldn't be the first time. 431 00:16:20.746 --> 00:16:21.347 Sammy: What are you-? 432 00:16:21.480 --> 00:16:24.416 Colton: It's only awkward when you have client calls, and you have to like be on video. 433 00:16:25.818 --> 00:16:27.519 Colton: I did it one time with somebody I know really well; 434 00:16:27.519 --> 00:16:28.721 I was just like hello, they're like, 435 00:16:28.887 --> 00:16:30.489 I just completely try to ignore it. 436 00:16:31.557 --> 00:16:32.992 It was so good, it's so funny 437 00:16:33.092 --> 00:16:35.561 Sammy: Oh gosh, I can't tell it's Colton from from the back. 438 00:16:35.594 --> 00:16:38.030 Sammy: From the back it does not look like you. 439 00:16:40.165 --> 00:16:41.700 Adam: I want you to kind of like, 440 00:16:41.900 --> 00:16:43.502 think you have a blanket, like a, 441 00:16:44.470 --> 00:16:46.071 Adam: so you're gonna you're gonna be like, you're like... 442 00:16:47.439 --> 00:16:48.507 Colton: *Laughs* 443 00:16:48.507 --> 00:16:49.475 Adam: Yeah like you're like kind of like a really... 444 00:16:49.475 --> 00:16:50.376 Colton: Sorry, can you do that again? 445 00:16:50.409 --> 00:16:51.844 Adam: ...like a really low energy smile. 446 00:16:51.844 --> 00:16:52.845 Colton: Oh okay. 447 00:16:52.911 --> 00:16:54.046 Adam: like yeah, because you're oldest. 448 00:16:54.079 --> 00:16:55.781 Colton: I'm old, it's hard to smile. 449 00:16:56.048 --> 00:16:56.682 Adam: Yeah. 450 00:16:57.616 --> 00:17:00.386 Adam: Kind of like they dead, like dead in your eyes? Like you know. 451 00:17:00.419 --> 00:17:01.153 Colton: Oh, I'm good at that. 452 00:17:01.387 --> 00:17:02.688 Adam: Yeah yeah and like I have a half... 453 00:17:02.721 --> 00:17:03.655 Colton: I'm already halfway there. 454 00:17:04.556 --> 00:17:05.157 Colton: And I'm supposed to look? 455 00:17:05.157 --> 00:17:06.658 Adam: You're gonna look at me like I'm taking a photo of you. 456 00:17:16.068 --> 00:17:19.271 Colton: I can do whatever with my face, I don't know if that's better or worse. Adam: This is a perfect f******* picture 457 00:17:21.273 --> 00:17:21.907 Sammy: Just one sec 458 00:17:25.644 --> 00:17:26.612 Colton: Oh wow. 459 00:17:28.013 --> 00:17:29.248 Adam: Sweet perfect, look at that. 460 00:17:29.748 --> 00:17:30.582 Adam: Now I'm gonna print that. 461 00:17:30.716 --> 00:17:31.283 Colton: Okay. 462 00:17:31.517 --> 00:17:32.017 Adam: Linus- 463 00:17:32.151 --> 00:17:33.385 Colton: So then you'll just call me whenever? 464 00:17:33.485 --> 00:17:34.987 Adam: Yeah, you can just keep wearing that. 465 00:17:34.987 --> 00:17:36.088 Sammy: You like, you like the outfit Alfred? 466 00:17:36.221 --> 00:17:38.791 Alfred: I was just- Colton: It's my fit dude, it's my fit. 467 00:17:39.758 --> 00:17:42.428 Alfred: That is hot fire buddy. 468 00:17:42.461 --> 00:17:45.597 Colton: You like the hat too? It's great- I'm Linus's mom. 469 00:17:45.631 --> 00:17:46.799 Alfred: Oh, are you? 470 00:17:46.799 --> 00:17:47.699 Colton: Yeah, yep. 471 00:17:47.699 --> 00:17:49.835 Alfred: Wonderful, I love it. 472 00:17:49.868 --> 00:17:51.570 Alfred: And uh, is it orchids? 473 00:17:51.570 --> 00:17:54.406 Alfred: In the beautiful, little grain of color in your eyes. 474 00:17:55.307 --> 00:17:57.109 Colton: Thanks man, I appreciate it. Alfred: The sparkle, I see the sparkle. 475 00:17:57.109 --> 00:17:57.943 Nicole: It should be no shirt inside. 476 00:17:58.010 --> 00:17:58.710 Sammy: No shirt inside? 477 00:17:58.744 --> 00:17:59.578 Nicole: No shirt inside. 478 00:17:59.745 --> 00:18:02.014 Sammy: No, Colton- Colton: I tried that, I tried, it's not a a good- No. 479 00:18:02.014 --> 00:18:03.048 Nicole: Hahahaha! Sammy: Hahaha. 480 00:18:03.115 --> 00:18:04.850 Colton: I have a hairy- I have a hairy chest, okay? 481 00:18:05.217 --> 00:18:05.884 Colton: Give me a- 482 00:18:06.685 --> 00:18:08.954 Colton: Oh this is my baby boy! 483 00:18:09.421 --> 00:18:10.522 Colton: Linus!! 484 00:18:13.725 --> 00:18:16.228 Colton: Oh you've grown up so much since I've seen you. 485 00:18:16.295 --> 00:18:17.896 Andy: Mom! you're supposed to be in here. 486 00:18:17.930 --> 00:18:20.332 Colton: Are you still hosting them youtube videos? 487 00:18:20.466 --> 00:18:22.501 I don't know if it's gonna go anywhere but- 488 00:18:22.634 --> 00:18:24.069 Linus: You're ready for another photo shoot by the way? 489 00:18:25.137 --> 00:18:26.805 Linus: Put your legs together you harlot. 490 00:18:28.507 --> 00:18:30.509 Adam: Well, we wanted to be accurate to your mom. 491 00:18:30.609 --> 00:18:33.745 Everyone: Whoooaaaaaaaaa! 492 00:18:34.213 --> 00:18:34.746 Colton: Wooow! 493 00:18:34.780 --> 00:18:37.316 Linus: Hey look, she had those five kids the honest way. 494 00:18:39.118 --> 00:18:39.551 Colton: Brutal. 495 00:18:39.585 --> 00:18:40.285 Colton: Okay, what am I doing? 496 00:18:40.319 --> 00:18:43.355 Adam: Uhm, we're gonna go outside quickly and shoot the intro. 497 00:18:43.388 --> 00:18:44.056 Colton: Okay. 498 00:18:44.189 --> 00:18:44.656 Andy: Alright. 499 00:18:44.690 --> 00:18:46.125 Sammy: In this weather? That's crazy. 500 00:18:46.592 --> 00:18:47.493 Colton: In this economy? 501 00:18:47.526 --> 00:18:49.194 Andy: It's a sad day, it's nice and gray, and cloudy. 502 00:18:50.629 --> 00:18:53.132 Adam: I just need to get to the freaking- I, google just logged me out. 503 00:18:53.398 --> 00:18:53.899 Colton: Classic. 504 00:18:54.099 --> 00:18:55.234 Sammy: Classic. Adam: It's always at the right time. 505 00:18:55.300 --> 00:18:55.901 Linus: Nice. 506 00:18:56.702 --> 00:18:57.402 Sammy: What do you think- 507 00:18:57.469 --> 00:18:58.704 Sammy: What do you think about the fit though? 508 00:19:00.239 --> 00:19:00.806 Linus: You talking to me? 509 00:19:00.806 --> 00:19:01.406 Colton: Who are you asking? 510 00:19:01.440 --> 00:19:02.074 Sammy: I'm sorry. 511 00:19:02.541 --> 00:19:04.910 Sammy: Do you like do you think this represents your mom Linus. 512 00:19:05.344 --> 00:19:09.414 Linus: Um, I mean... my mom's tall so, 513 00:19:09.548 --> 00:19:10.816 Colton: Oh, we're done? Linus: No. 514 00:19:10.816 --> 00:19:11.250 Sammy: Hahahahaha. 515 00:19:11.250 --> 00:19:11.650 Colton: We're done. 516 00:19:11.683 --> 00:19:14.653 Linus: Also like, what's the, what's the deal here? 517 00:19:14.686 --> 00:19:15.587 Sammy: Wait what? What? 518 00:19:16.021 --> 00:19:17.789 Linus: Like do you have a job interview today or something? 519 00:19:17.823 --> 00:19:18.190 Sammy: No. 520 00:19:19.191 --> 00:19:20.058 Sammy: No, I have a dinner. 521 00:19:20.092 --> 00:19:21.360 Sammy: What! Why is it me now? 522 00:19:21.360 --> 00:19:22.361 Colton: Reverse uno... 523 00:19:22.628 --> 00:19:24.429 Sammy: I just have a dinner later, I have a dinner later. 524 00:19:24.429 --> 00:19:26.064 Sammy: I feel so insecure. Linus: Job as like like a pimp? 525 00:19:26.131 --> 00:19:27.766 Like why do you have so few buttons done up? Sammy: No I'm so-! 526 00:19:28.567 --> 00:19:29.668 Sammy: I feel so insecure. 527 00:19:29.735 --> 00:19:31.103 Sammy: No, I feel so insecure now. 528 00:19:31.136 --> 00:19:33.005 Colton: Welcome to White Spot, what can I get for you? 529 00:19:33.038 --> 00:19:34.606 Sammy: Welcome to White Spot ma'am, how can I help you today? 530 00:19:35.407 --> 00:19:36.708 Colton: That's really good. 531 00:19:37.943 --> 00:19:39.378 Sammy: I thought, I never felt so insecure in my life. 532 00:19:39.511 --> 00:19:40.846 Linus: Hire him at our restaurant. 533 00:19:40.879 --> 00:19:41.313 Colton: Yeah! 534 00:19:41.446 --> 00:19:42.648 Linus: Gamer Shlops. 535 00:19:43.382 --> 00:19:44.683 Colton: That's the name? That's what we're naming it. 536 00:19:44.683 --> 00:19:45.617 Linus: Yeah, yeah; 537 00:19:45.651 --> 00:19:48.053 Linus: and then when you take home the leftovers you'll have sloppy seconds. 538 00:19:49.688 --> 00:19:50.556 Colton: That'll sell well. 539 00:19:51.156 --> 00:19:51.657 Linus: Yeah. 540 00:19:51.790 --> 00:19:52.624 Sammy: Probably would. 541 00:19:52.791 --> 00:19:53.258 Colton: Beautiful. 542 00:19:53.258 --> 00:19:55.561 Linus: Oh man that'd be kind of a fun shtick for a restaurant, 543 00:19:55.594 --> 00:19:57.930 Linus: just like the name of every item on the menu 544 00:19:57.963 --> 00:20:00.332 Linus: is just like something totally unappetizing. Colton: Repulsive? Yeah, yeah. 545 00:20:00.566 --> 00:20:01.266 Linus: Hey did I- 546 00:20:01.400 --> 00:20:03.068 Colton: And then when people buy it you're like why'd you buy that? 547 00:20:03.101 --> 00:20:04.736 Linus: Did I ever tell you my concept for a restaurant? 548 00:20:04.970 --> 00:20:05.404 Colton: No. 549 00:20:06.438 --> 00:20:07.639 Linus: First date restaurant. 550 00:20:08.407 --> 00:20:08.840 Colton: Okay. 551 00:20:08.840 --> 00:20:13.879 Linus: Every item on the menu is like tuned to be like, kind of awkward 552 00:20:13.912 --> 00:20:16.181 Linus: and uncomfortable to eat in front of someone you don't know very well; 553 00:20:16.448 --> 00:20:19.184 Linus: so it's like an icebreaker, so like- 554 00:20:19.218 --> 00:20:20.986 Colton: So people really want to take their date there 555 00:20:21.019 --> 00:20:22.287 to kind of get through the vetting process. 556 00:20:22.287 --> 00:20:24.690 Linus: So we've like a plate of spaghetti, right? 557 00:20:24.723 --> 00:20:26.959 Linus: Except it's all one noodle, 558 00:20:27.259 --> 00:20:29.428 Linus: The whole thing is like one long noodle, 559 00:20:29.428 --> 00:20:33.198 like we get custom spaghetti made that's just one long noodle on a plate. 560 00:20:33.198 --> 00:20:33.465 Colton: Okay. 561 00:20:33.465 --> 00:20:35.701 Linus: And you only get a spoon, right; 562 00:20:35.701 --> 00:20:38.870 Linus: and then like, and then like the other person has like a sandwich right? 563 00:20:38.904 --> 00:20:41.506 Linus: That's like, that's like this tall. 564 00:20:41.573 --> 00:20:43.709 Colton: Yeah, yeah, yeah; there's no conceivable way you can eat it- 565 00:20:43.742 --> 00:20:45.277 Linus: Without getting it like over your face. Colton: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 566 00:20:45.277 --> 00:20:47.112 Linus: So the, so the idea is that it's like, 567 00:20:47.112 --> 00:20:50.749 it's like the ultimate like icebreaker, like "is this going to work out?" 568 00:20:50.782 --> 00:20:51.650 date experience. 569 00:20:52.251 --> 00:20:53.118 Colton: Business tips. 570 00:20:53.285 --> 00:20:54.019 Linus: You like it? 571 00:20:54.453 --> 00:20:55.487 Colton: Yeah, what? 572 00:20:55.621 --> 00:20:56.188 Colton: Are you looking for investment? 573 00:20:56.188 --> 00:20:56.755 Linus: Okay, you're in charge. 574 00:20:56.788 --> 00:20:57.823 Colton: Are you looking for investment? 575 00:20:58.223 --> 00:20:59.358 Linus: Why do you always flinch? 576 00:20:59.358 --> 00:21:00.626 Colton: I don't know, because I'm- 577 00:21:00.692 --> 00:21:04.363 Colton: You know what it is, I'm itchy, I'm itchy. Linus: He always flinches, that's not- 578 00:21:04.396 --> 00:21:05.631 That's such a lie. 579 00:21:05.731 --> 00:21:06.732 Colton: No, I am itchy. 580 00:21:06.765 --> 00:21:07.799 Linus: He always flinches when I move near him, 581 00:21:07.799 --> 00:21:08.600 Colton: I just- 582 00:21:08.600 --> 00:21:10.168 Linus: I've never actually hit him yet. 583 00:21:10.369 --> 00:21:11.536 Sammy: Yet... No, the word "yet"! 584 00:21:11.570 --> 00:21:12.104 Colton: "yet". 585 00:21:12.504 --> 00:21:13.238 Sammy: No that- 586 00:21:13.872 --> 00:21:14.773 Sammy: Oh my god. 587 00:21:14.806 --> 00:21:15.474 Colton: He's right. 588 00:21:16.008 --> 00:21:17.342 Colton: I'm just a flinchy guy bro. 589 00:21:17.776 --> 00:21:18.543 Colton: You know what it is? 590 00:21:18.577 --> 00:21:21.246 You know what it actually is? Like six years ago, 591 00:21:21.280 --> 00:21:23.915 Channel Super Fun, you said you're gonna prank me back and I've just been waiting. 592 00:21:23.949 --> 00:21:25.384 Linus: Oh yeah, it's still happening. 593 00:21:25.417 --> 00:21:28.253 Colton: Oh no, no; I'm gonna be on my actual deathbed 594 00:21:28.253 --> 00:21:29.454 and you're gonna be like ha! got'em. 595 00:21:30.489 --> 00:21:32.457 Linus: You don't actually have the disease! 596 00:21:32.958 --> 00:21:34.159 Linus: Ha-haha! 597 00:21:34.359 --> 00:21:36.928 Colton: Gaslight me into- Wow that is, that's dark. 598 00:21:37.362 --> 00:21:39.164 Well very fitting for the- Is that an urn? 599 00:21:39.164 --> 00:21:41.166 Linus: Or at least you didn't until he gave it to you, punked! 600 00:21:41.166 --> 00:21:44.202 Colton: Hahahahaha! 601 00:21:44.236 --> 00:21:45.370 Colton: What is happening? 602 00:21:45.404 --> 00:21:46.004 Linus: It's Joe. 603 00:21:46.738 --> 00:21:47.339 Colton: Joe Mama. 604 00:21:47.873 --> 00:21:49.508 Colton: I did that to Ariana 605 00:21:49.641 --> 00:21:50.342 Linus: Hahaha. 606 00:21:51.310 --> 00:21:52.944 Linus: I got my kids with it one time, 607 00:21:52.978 --> 00:21:54.846 Linus: And then ever since then they've been ready, 608 00:21:54.880 --> 00:21:55.480 Colton: Hahahaha. 609 00:21:55.480 --> 00:21:56.381 Linus: they've been ready. 610 00:21:57.849 --> 00:21:59.017 Adam: It's the best part of having kids. 611 00:21:59.151 --> 00:21:59.551 Linus: Yeah. 612 00:21:59.551 --> 00:22:00.052 Colton: Oh yeah. 613 00:22:00.052 --> 00:22:00.819 Adam: Just f****** with them. 614 00:22:00.919 --> 00:22:01.887 Linus: yeah, 100 percent. 615 00:22:01.987 --> 00:22:04.056 Adam: Just tell them stuff that's gonna like rattle around in their brain 616 00:22:04.089 --> 00:22:06.758 and be wrong until they're like corrected in the classroom at age 12. 617 00:22:06.792 --> 00:22:10.128 Linus: Dude, it's amazing how much of what you tell them they retain. 618 00:22:10.128 --> 00:22:10.495 Adam: Yeah. 619 00:22:10.495 --> 00:22:11.897 Sammy: Oh my God, yeah. Colton: Oh, and the way you say it, like- 620 00:22:11.930 --> 00:22:14.866 Linus: Dude, like, my son did this essay on like you know 621 00:22:14.900 --> 00:22:19.438 activities that he does, and he's like yeah and like you know 622 00:22:19.504 --> 00:22:23.141 martial arts makes me like more focused and confident, 623 00:22:23.141 --> 00:22:25.444 and does this and does that, I'm like that's indoctrination, 624 00:22:25.477 --> 00:22:27.546 that's why I told you you're doing it, 625 00:22:27.546 --> 00:22:29.247 but i don't think you would have come up with that on your own. 626 00:22:29.414 --> 00:22:30.015 Colton: Yeah. 627 00:22:30.048 --> 00:22:30.749 Adam: Absolutely, yeah. 628 00:22:31.016 --> 00:22:33.418 Colton: My three year old the other day was like in the back seat, 629 00:22:33.418 --> 00:22:35.687 and she was going she was showing me all of the different ways 630 00:22:35.721 --> 00:22:37.656 that I hold the steering wheel when I drive, 631 00:22:37.656 --> 00:22:40.726 and how I like, just every little detail. 632 00:22:40.759 --> 00:22:42.761 And I'm like what are you doing? She's like, it's how you drive. 633 00:22:42.794 --> 00:22:45.163 I'm like, you're paying attention to everything. 634 00:22:45.397 --> 00:22:45.731 Linus: Yeah. 635 00:22:45.764 --> 00:22:46.331 Colton: Oh my gosh. 636 00:22:46.365 --> 00:22:48.333 Linus: Yeah, and I told you you should stop swearing so much. 637 00:22:48.367 --> 00:22:49.601 Colton: I know, I know, I did, yeah. 638 00:22:49.634 --> 00:22:50.235 Linus: I told you. 639 00:22:50.268 --> 00:22:51.636 Colton: But now we've done it where she- 640 00:22:51.636 --> 00:22:53.872 Linus: He doesn't care, just doesn't care. Colton: She said a bad word one time. 641 00:22:53.905 --> 00:22:55.540 Colton: Yeah, but then when she said the bad word, 642 00:22:55.574 --> 00:22:57.542 I go that's a bad word you can't say it, she never said it again. 643 00:22:58.210 --> 00:22:59.711 Linus: Yeah, for now, she's three. 644 00:22:59.711 --> 00:23:01.513 Colton: Yeah but when she gets to high school- Linus: Wait until she hits- 645 00:23:01.546 --> 00:23:03.148 Linus: She never said it around you again. 646 00:23:03.148 --> 00:23:05.817 Colton: Dude if I move, if I move to Aldergrove; it's gonna be kindergarten, 647 00:23:05.851 --> 00:23:06.918 what do you think those kids are gonna be saying? 648 00:23:06.952 --> 00:23:09.388 They're gonna be like swearing up the storm, and now she'll know; 649 00:23:09.421 --> 00:23:12.891 Colton: she'll be like I know what you're saying, and then she'll say it back. 650 00:23:13.024 --> 00:23:14.126 Colton: Hahahahaha. 651 00:23:14.493 --> 00:23:15.227 Linus: Well, good luck with that. 652 00:23:15.227 --> 00:23:15.927 Colton: Yeah, yeah, exactly. 653 00:23:15.927 --> 00:23:17.896 Adam: Only my dad can say that! 654 00:23:18.630 --> 00:23:19.998 Colton: You can't say that. 655 00:23:21.032 --> 00:23:21.533 Colton: Wha? 656 00:23:22.167 --> 00:23:23.602 Linus: I wanted to see if he'd flinch again. 657 00:23:23.735 --> 00:23:25.103 Colton: Is this your cane? This isn't your cane? 658 00:23:25.103 --> 00:23:27.773 Linus: It's weird, he only does it when I'm not like actually doing anything 659 00:23:27.773 --> 00:23:29.975 Linus: that could turn into hitting him. 660 00:23:30.142 --> 00:23:31.743 Linus: No, see that was fake, that one was fake. 661 00:23:32.577 --> 00:23:33.912 Colton: I don't know, what are we doing? 662 00:23:33.912 --> 00:23:35.013 Linus: You guys seeing this by the way? 663 00:23:35.046 --> 00:23:36.114 Colton: What is that? Linus: Have you guys seen this? 664 00:23:36.715 --> 00:23:38.183 Adam: Yeah, oh I sat in it for a little bit. 665 00:23:38.316 --> 00:23:39.518 Linus: Hey smart sofa. 666 00:23:39.551 --> 00:23:40.185 Colton: Sorry what? 667 00:23:40.685 --> 00:23:41.753 Linus: Hi smart sofa. 668 00:23:42.120 --> 00:23:42.988 Smart Sofa: Here I am. 669 00:23:43.755 --> 00:23:45.357 Adam: Rock me like a hurricane. Linus: Sleep mode. 670 00:23:45.357 --> 00:23:48.226 Smart Sofa: Okay, switch to sleep mode for you. 671 00:23:49.461 --> 00:23:51.096 Colton: This is like that cell phone that says, "commander". 672 00:23:51.096 --> 00:23:53.331 Adam: It is, it is like the BLuE-ToOth deVice. 673 00:23:53.432 --> 00:23:55.467 Sammy: Yeah, the BLueTOoth deVice has been connected. 674 00:23:55.467 --> 00:23:56.201 Andy: Smart sofa, 675 00:23:56.334 --> 00:23:57.269 Smart Sofa: Here I am. 676 00:23:57.402 --> 00:23:59.704 Plouffe: recline! Oh it's already reclined. 677 00:23:59.871 --> 00:24:00.439 Linus: Nice. 678 00:24:00.639 --> 00:24:02.274 Andy: I love it; "Here I am" I love that. 679 00:24:02.274 --> 00:24:03.742 Adam: Smart Sofa, attack mode! 680 00:24:04.443 --> 00:24:05.277 Andy: Eject! 681 00:24:06.344 --> 00:24:06.912 Linus: Aaaaa! 682 00:24:07.946 --> 00:24:08.413 Colton: Yeah. 683 00:24:08.780 --> 00:24:09.648 Linus: Hey smart sofa. 684 00:24:09.781 --> 00:24:10.816 Smart Sofa: Here I am. 685 00:24:10.949 --> 00:24:11.716 Linus: Reading mode. 686 00:24:12.350 --> 00:24:13.185 Sammy: Why does it say "Here I am". 687 00:24:13.185 --> 00:24:14.786 Colton: Why- It's really annoying that it says it, 688 00:24:15.420 --> 00:24:15.821 Sammy: Here I am. 689 00:24:15.821 --> 00:24:17.289 Colton: It says it really fast though, that's good. 690 00:24:17.289 --> 00:24:18.190 Sammy: Yeah. 691 00:24:18.457 --> 00:24:21.560 Andy: "Okay switch to weading mo for yu". 692 00:24:22.227 --> 00:24:23.895 Adam: Oh my God, was that you in the sofa? 693 00:24:23.995 --> 00:24:25.297 Colton: Oh it's cold! 694 00:24:25.297 --> 00:24:26.832 Sammy: It's cold, I'm cold. 695 00:24:27.799 --> 00:24:28.767 Sammy: I'm cold. 696 00:24:28.800 --> 00:24:30.302 Adam: we'll get you, we'll get you inside soon. 697 00:24:31.002 --> 00:24:32.337 Linus: Those are very tight fitting clothes. 698 00:24:32.337 --> 00:24:33.638 Colton: The old age, yeah. 699 00:24:33.638 --> 00:24:34.573 Linus: Who did you borrow this from? 700 00:24:34.573 --> 00:24:36.308 Colton: I tried it with no shirt and I was, uh huh. 701 00:24:36.341 --> 00:24:36.842 Linus: Ha! 702 00:24:37.742 --> 00:24:39.044 Colton: That ain't gonna go well; 703 00:24:39.044 --> 00:24:41.613 we're gonna lose viewers and retention will just go. 704 00:24:41.913 --> 00:24:44.182 Linus: Yeah, that violates the no gross out policy. 705 00:24:44.182 --> 00:24:45.884 Colton: 100 percent, we do have that, that's a thing. 706 00:24:45.917 --> 00:24:47.586 Linus: Yeah, that's a thing ever since, well- 707 00:24:47.619 --> 00:24:49.921 Colton: Rest in peace alphagetti spelling bee challenge. 708 00:24:49.988 --> 00:24:52.157 Linus: Yeah, we've violated it a couple times since then; 709 00:24:52.190 --> 00:24:57.429 but that was the video that um, made it clear that we needed a just policy 710 00:24:57.429 --> 00:25:00.665 that anything that was unsettling to look at was not allowed to be in our videos 711 00:25:00.732 --> 00:25:01.766 Colton: Even those flowers look sad. 712 00:25:02.734 --> 00:25:03.401 Linus: Oh, I thought- 713 00:25:03.401 --> 00:25:04.002 Adam: I wanted you to have- 714 00:25:04.736 --> 00:25:07.639 Adam: No, I would think you'd be laying them down, yeah. Linus: Oh you want me to put them down next to- 715 00:25:07.639 --> 00:25:08.773 Adam: Like put them in front of it. 716 00:25:09.074 --> 00:25:11.009 Linus: Uh, so what, so are we gonna be like- 717 00:25:11.176 --> 00:25:12.177 Adam: I'm thinking that the camera's just here. 718 00:25:12.177 --> 00:25:13.011 Colton: Yeah, explain how this works. 719 00:25:13.011 --> 00:25:13.378 Adam: Yeah. 720 00:25:13.512 --> 00:25:14.946 Linus: Well hold on, should it just be like, 721 00:25:14.946 --> 00:25:16.081 Adam: Once we get the backdrop. 722 00:25:18.083 --> 00:25:19.417 Adam: Side of the road, yeah sure. 723 00:25:19.551 --> 00:25:21.953 Andy: Yeah, but I'm just worried about the like, being able to see it easy. 724 00:25:21.953 --> 00:25:25.524 Linus: Well what's nice about this is that they can frame for just me 725 00:25:25.557 --> 00:25:28.226 and then Colton can be like right there; 726 00:25:28.260 --> 00:25:31.296 and I can like lay down the flowers and stand up, 727 00:25:31.329 --> 00:25:34.599 and then Colton can like come right next to me. 728 00:25:34.666 --> 00:25:37.135 Adam: Because, so what I want is it'll be like a shot like this 729 00:25:37.135 --> 00:25:39.571 you would lay it down, I think then the shot is from this angle. 730 00:25:40.405 --> 00:25:40.939 Adam: Like low? 731 00:25:41.206 --> 00:25:41.606 Andy: Yeah? 732 00:25:41.640 --> 00:25:43.408 Adam: And then Linus is going to be like, I can't believe. 733 00:25:43.408 --> 00:25:44.509 Andy: But I can't really show like the mom. 734 00:25:44.509 --> 00:25:45.710 Adam: I can't believe she bit the dust. 735 00:25:46.578 --> 00:25:50.415 Adam: And then Colton going to be like, yep. 736 00:25:50.515 --> 00:25:50.982 Linus: Yeah. 737 00:25:51.182 --> 00:25:53.919 Adam: And I need a new tab- And I need a replacement tablet now. 738 00:25:54.019 --> 00:25:54.853 Linus: Yeah, okay. 739 00:25:54.853 --> 00:25:56.354 Colton: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah. 740 00:25:56.521 --> 00:25:57.656 Adam: I'm gonna pull the exact lines. 741 00:25:57.656 --> 00:26:01.226 Linus: So yeah, no no, you can get the flowers um- 742 00:26:01.226 --> 00:26:01.993 Andy: From this angle, 743 00:26:02.193 --> 00:26:02.627 Linus: Yeah. 744 00:26:02.627 --> 00:26:04.162 Andy: then I'll get you like, 745 00:26:04.195 --> 00:26:05.864 Linus: "I can't believe she's gone". 746 00:26:05.864 --> 00:26:07.999 Andy: and then like a wide shot like to, yeah. 747 00:26:08.033 --> 00:26:08.600 Linus: And then, yeah. 748 00:26:08.600 --> 00:26:09.200 Colton: Right there? 749 00:26:09.434 --> 00:26:09.734 Linus: Yeah. 750 00:26:10.335 --> 00:26:12.571 Colton: Are old lady voices okay in 2024? 751 00:26:12.604 --> 00:26:14.072 Adam: Well yeah, there's old people. 752 00:26:14.506 --> 00:26:15.240 Colton: *Laughs* 753 00:26:15.540 --> 00:26:16.408 Colton: Look at me! 754 00:26:17.309 --> 00:26:17.909 Colton: So I say yeah- 755 00:26:17.909 --> 00:26:20.178 Linus: You know what? Maybe we should lose the label then; 756 00:26:20.478 --> 00:26:23.748 because i think it's going to be clear that's an urn without the label, 757 00:26:23.748 --> 00:26:26.051 and if we say mom it's almost too misleading. 758 00:26:26.985 --> 00:26:30.155 Adam: Okay, I had it- We could also write "remains" 759 00:26:30.155 --> 00:26:31.823 but that's just going to take a time to another label. 760 00:26:31.856 --> 00:26:32.657 Linus: No I think we're good with that. 761 00:26:32.657 --> 00:26:35.026 Colton: Internet sleuths start doing a deep dive on Linus's mom. 762 00:26:35.060 --> 00:26:36.494 Adam: And then it turns, and it says iPad? 763 00:26:36.561 --> 00:26:37.762 Colton: *Laughs* 764 00:26:37.996 --> 00:26:39.397 Adam: The other side of it says, some iPad. 765 00:26:39.431 --> 00:26:40.498 Colton: Yeah, that makes sense, yeah. 766 00:26:41.166 --> 00:26:42.133 Colton: So I say, sorry, 767 00:26:42.233 --> 00:26:44.202 "Yep and I need a replacement ipad", that's what I'm saying? 768 00:26:44.202 --> 00:26:44.936 Adam: Yeah, so you can say, 769 00:26:44.970 --> 00:26:49.140 yeah, I guess I need a new tablet; but my max budget is $300 770 00:26:49.174 --> 00:26:51.042 and honestly, I'd like to spend less. 771 00:26:52.510 --> 00:26:54.279 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead. 772 00:26:54.713 --> 00:26:57.349 Colton: Yep, and I need a new tablet too; 773 00:26:57.415 --> 00:27:00.752 my budget's only $300, but i'd really love to spend less! 774 00:27:00.785 --> 00:27:02.087 Linus: Yeah, so you want to follow me up? 775 00:27:02.087 --> 00:27:02.554 Andy: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 776 00:27:02.787 --> 00:27:04.756 Colton: And I can go faster too. Adam: "Finally dead" is crazy. 777 00:27:04.823 --> 00:27:05.590 Colton: What was that? 778 00:27:05.957 --> 00:27:07.759 Adam: "Finally dead" is crazy to say. 779 00:27:07.792 --> 00:27:09.494 Colton: Hahahahaha! 780 00:27:09.728 --> 00:27:11.029 Linus: Probably saying too much. 781 00:27:11.162 --> 00:27:13.765 Andy: Uh, Colton you want to go hide like, behind the bush? 782 00:27:13.765 --> 00:27:14.799 Colton: Yeah, yeah, and then walk into frame? 783 00:27:14.799 --> 00:27:15.200 Andy: Yeah. 784 00:27:15.233 --> 00:27:15.667 Colton: Okay. 785 00:27:17.068 --> 00:27:19.704 Linus: I can't believe she finally kicked the bucket. 786 00:27:19.738 --> 00:27:20.372 Andy: Nope, nope. 787 00:27:20.405 --> 00:27:21.573 Andy: Are you mic'd right now? 788 00:27:21.706 --> 00:27:24.109 Colton: No I'm not, that's what I mean, I have to yell into it. Linus: Just get a little closer. 789 00:27:24.776 --> 00:27:26.044 Linus: Oh no, I gotta put this down first. 790 00:27:28.179 --> 00:27:30.015 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead. 791 00:27:31.216 --> 00:27:33.485 Colton: Yep and I'll need a new- Oh damn it! F***! 792 00:27:33.485 --> 00:27:34.419 What the f*** is the line? Sorry. 793 00:27:34.419 --> 00:27:36.154 Linus: "Yeah, so I guess I'll need a new tablet". 794 00:27:37.022 --> 00:27:38.089 Linus: So, because we need- 795 00:27:38.089 --> 00:27:40.091 Colton: "Guess I'll need a new-" "Guess I'll need a new tablet"? 796 00:27:40.091 --> 00:27:41.092 Colton: That's where, This is where my line starts? 797 00:27:41.092 --> 00:27:42.460 Adam: You can also be sad, also be like, 798 00:27:42.527 --> 00:27:45.196 "yeah... I guess I need a new tablet", like- 799 00:27:45.230 --> 00:27:45.563 Colton: Okay, okay, okay. 800 00:27:45.563 --> 00:27:48.633 Colton: Yeah; I gotta ham it up, I gotta ham it up. Linus: So that's what the joke is, "I guess I need a new tablet", 801 00:27:48.967 --> 00:27:50.001 Linus: she the tablet. 802 00:27:50.001 --> 00:27:52.203 Colton: Yeah, exactly, yeah. Linus: But we got- It's your job to emphasize that. 803 00:27:52.203 --> 00:27:53.104 Colton: Yeah, yeah, yeah I know; 804 00:27:53.104 --> 00:27:55.273 this is definitely a little bit more than just like me saying, yeah. 805 00:27:56.608 --> 00:27:58.443 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead. 806 00:27:59.377 --> 00:28:02.380 Colton: Yeeep! Guess- Yeep, I sound like a hillbilly. 807 00:28:03.348 --> 00:28:05.550 Colton: Let me actually practice my line. Linus: You can just do without a voice, you don't have to do a voice. 808 00:28:05.617 --> 00:28:06.384 Colton: No? Oh okay. 809 00:28:06.384 --> 00:28:07.619 Linus: Okay, she's finally dead. 810 00:28:07.952 --> 00:28:08.453 Colton: Yeeep- 811 00:28:08.586 --> 00:28:09.654 Colton: *Laughs* 812 00:28:09.988 --> 00:28:12.657 Colton: The "yep" is f***ing me up... okay. 813 00:28:13.491 --> 00:28:17.228 Colton: Yeah.. guess I'll need a new tablet, my budget's only 300 dollars- 814 00:28:17.228 --> 00:28:17.929 Linus: Okay, that's too fast. 815 00:28:17.962 --> 00:28:18.663 Colton: No, too fast? 816 00:28:18.663 --> 00:28:20.732 Linus: I guess I'll need a new tablet my budget's only 300- 817 00:28:20.765 --> 00:28:21.199 Colton: Yeah yeah yeah. 818 00:28:21.199 --> 00:28:22.734 Linus: Uh so, here, stand there. 819 00:28:22.767 --> 00:28:23.802 Colton: Yep yep yep, got you. 820 00:28:23.835 --> 00:28:26.905 Linus: Yep... guess I'll need a new tablet; 821 00:28:27.272 --> 00:28:31.309 but my budget's only $300 and honestly, I'd like to spend less. 822 00:28:31.342 --> 00:28:33.078 Colton: Okay, so I can be slower, okay. 823 00:28:34.345 --> 00:28:36.047 Linus: Rehearsal again, go for it. 824 00:28:36.681 --> 00:28:37.248 Andy: Okay. 825 00:28:37.415 --> 00:28:38.850 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead. 826 00:28:40.752 --> 00:28:44.122 Colton: Yep... guess I'll need a new table- Why you- 827 00:28:44.122 --> 00:28:46.024 Colton: *Laughs* 828 00:28:46.057 --> 00:28:46.791 Colton: Uh, okay. 829 00:28:46.791 --> 00:28:48.059 Linus: We are never gonna get this shot. 830 00:28:48.193 --> 00:28:49.160 Colton: No, this is, this is rough. 831 00:28:49.160 --> 00:28:51.362 Colton: Um, "yep guess I'll need a new tablet". 832 00:28:51.696 --> 00:28:53.998 Linus: Okay, but the the emphasis is really important. 833 00:28:53.998 --> 00:28:54.699 Colton: No I know, I'm just trying- 834 00:28:54.699 --> 00:28:56.034 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead. 835 00:28:56.468 --> 00:28:59.003 Linus: Yep... guess I'll need a NEW tablet then. 836 00:28:59.237 --> 00:29:00.138 Colton: Yeah, guess- 837 00:29:00.238 --> 00:29:01.940 Linus: Guess I'll need a NEW tablet, like it's a- 838 00:29:01.940 --> 00:29:04.642 Colton: Yep, yep yep yep. Linus: It's a new tablet, cause the old one is the dead tablet. 839 00:29:04.642 --> 00:29:05.443 Colton: Yeah I know, I get it. 840 00:29:05.443 --> 00:29:09.948 Linus: That's your your dead tablet in that urn. Colton: I understand, I understand, I get the joke. Linus: I know, but I'm delivering it so that it'll stop being funny, 841 00:29:09.981 --> 00:29:11.149 because you keep laughing. 842 00:29:11.182 --> 00:29:12.517 Colton: Oh I see yeah, yeah, yep yep yep yep. 843 00:29:12.617 --> 00:29:13.384 Adam: You say, 844 00:29:13.384 --> 00:29:14.385 "don't worry mom, I'm here to help"; 845 00:29:14.385 --> 00:29:15.186 Linus: Okay. 846 00:29:15.220 --> 00:29:16.454 Adam: And then you're gonna kiss her directly on the lips, 847 00:29:16.488 --> 00:29:17.021 so it says in the script. 848 00:29:17.021 --> 00:29:19.924 Linus: You're not helping him. Everyone: *Laughs* 849 00:29:21.126 --> 00:29:22.994 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead, 850 00:29:24.529 --> 00:29:26.798 Colton: Yep, I guess I'll need a new tablet; 851 00:29:26.831 --> 00:29:29.868 my budget's only $300, but I'd really love to spend less. 852 00:29:29.934 --> 00:29:32.237 Linus: Don't worry mom, I'm here for you. 853 00:29:32.337 --> 00:29:33.071 Colton: Thank you. 854 00:29:35.173 --> 00:29:36.040 Adam: Let's do one more. 855 00:29:36.040 --> 00:29:36.674 Linus: One more time. 856 00:29:36.975 --> 00:29:38.476 Linus: You could have a little bit more energy. 857 00:29:38.510 --> 00:29:38.977 Colton: Yep, yep. 858 00:29:38.977 --> 00:29:42.180 Adam: Also feel free to like, this is the casket right? 859 00:29:42.213 --> 00:29:44.315 So be like yeah I guess I'll need, like look at it when you say- 860 00:29:44.315 --> 00:29:44.783 Linus: Yeah. 861 00:29:44.816 --> 00:29:46.151 Adam: The realization you'll need a replacement. 862 00:29:46.918 --> 00:29:48.586 Colton: Yeah, guess I'll need a new one now. 863 00:29:49.020 --> 00:29:50.555 Linus: "I guess I'll need a new tablet then". 864 00:29:50.922 --> 00:29:52.490 Colton: F***! Man, f***. 865 00:29:52.590 --> 00:29:54.292 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead. 866 00:29:55.627 --> 00:29:57.762 Colton: Yeah, guess I'll need a new tablet then. 867 00:29:57.962 --> 00:29:59.664 Linus: Guess I'll need a new tablet then. 868 00:30:00.498 --> 00:30:01.199 Sammy: Hahahaha. 869 00:30:01.432 --> 00:30:04.602 Colton: We need a new mom in a minute here, mom out! 870 00:30:04.636 --> 00:30:05.837 Linus: You're the mom, you got this, 871 00:30:05.870 --> 00:30:06.638 Colton: No I know, I know. Linus: You got this; 872 00:30:06.671 --> 00:30:08.640 Linus: Yep, guess I, guess I'll need a new tablet then. 873 00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:09.808 Colton: Guess I'll need a new tablet. 874 00:30:10.041 --> 00:30:10.508 Linus: Yeah. 875 00:30:10.542 --> 00:30:11.676 Colton: Yeah, that's the voice that's messing me up. 876 00:30:11.676 --> 00:30:12.677 Linus: It's like, these are- 877 00:30:12.677 --> 00:30:14.913 Linus: Okay, you're the mom who's like, 878 00:30:15.213 --> 00:30:18.183 who's uh- Who's worked as a farmer for a long time; 879 00:30:18.216 --> 00:30:22.387 so your kid's are all like the dog, the dog's dead, my dog's dead 880 00:30:22.387 --> 00:30:24.989 and you're like yep, well I guess we'll need a new dog then. 881 00:30:25.690 --> 00:30:28.092 You know? Because like you've got to protect the sheep somehow. 882 00:30:28.126 --> 00:30:29.594 Colton: Yeah yeah, so we're protecting with the tablet, okay. 883 00:30:29.594 --> 00:30:30.261 Linus: Yeah, okay. 884 00:30:30.962 --> 00:30:32.831 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead. 885 00:30:34.232 --> 00:30:36.034 Colton: Yep, guess I'll need a new tablet now. 886 00:30:36.601 --> 00:30:38.102 Linus: "Guess we'll need a new tablet then"; 887 00:30:38.136 --> 00:30:40.572 Colton: We'll need, I, will, will, will. Linus: because it's cause and effect. 888 00:30:40.805 --> 00:30:42.440 Adam: Colton, you're thinking too much about coming in. 889 00:30:42.440 --> 00:30:42.774 Linus: Yeah. 890 00:30:43.241 --> 00:30:43.541 Colton: Yeah. 891 00:30:43.541 --> 00:30:47.011 Adam: Yeah, and just be like wow, and like look at it, take the moment. 892 00:30:47.011 --> 00:30:47.445 Linus: Yeah. 893 00:30:47.445 --> 00:30:48.913 Adam: To think about the dead person. 894 00:30:49.013 --> 00:30:49.314 Linus: Yeah. 895 00:30:49.380 --> 00:30:51.416 Adam: I'm also going to turn this so we can't see the tape. 896 00:30:52.951 --> 00:30:54.018 Linus: Sure, nice. 897 00:30:54.919 --> 00:30:55.453 Linus: Okay. 898 00:30:56.187 --> 00:30:57.655 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead. 899 00:31:02.627 --> 00:31:04.195 Adam: That's great, we can start, we can start from there. 900 00:31:05.897 --> 00:31:06.865 Colton: Yeah? Can you like, punch it in? 901 00:31:06.865 --> 00:31:08.099 Linus: I don't think there's any point, my part... 902 00:31:08.132 --> 00:31:08.433 Colton: Yeah. 903 00:31:08.433 --> 00:31:09.868 Linus: I nail my part every time so- 904 00:31:09.868 --> 00:31:10.368 Colton: Yeah. 905 00:31:12.103 --> 00:31:13.538 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead. 906 00:31:15.373 --> 00:31:17.709 Colton: Yeah, guess we'll need a new tablet now. 907 00:31:19.644 --> 00:31:20.144 Adam: Then. 908 00:31:20.578 --> 00:31:21.913 Colton: Uuuuugh. 909 00:31:22.046 --> 00:31:22.747 Adam: That was perfect. 910 00:31:22.747 --> 00:31:24.949 Linus: No no, that was fine actually; "now" is fine. 911 00:31:25.016 --> 00:31:25.950 Adam: Hold on, hold on to his shoulder, 912 00:31:25.950 --> 00:31:27.018 keep holding on to his shoulder. 913 00:31:27.185 --> 00:31:28.219 Colton: This way, okay. 914 00:31:28.253 --> 00:31:30.655 Adam: keep that, and then we're gonna, we'll change the angle. 915 00:31:30.655 --> 00:31:31.890 Colton: "Guess we'll need a new tablet then" 916 00:31:32.624 --> 00:31:34.459 "budget's 300 dollars and I'd really love to spend less" Adam: And then let's go...? 917 00:31:34.459 --> 00:31:36.027 Andy: Can we do it one more time? 918 00:31:36.060 --> 00:31:36.594 Colton: Yeah, we can do it. 919 00:31:36.594 --> 00:31:36.995 Colton: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 920 00:31:36.995 --> 00:31:37.528 Linus: Don't worry. 921 00:31:37.795 --> 00:31:38.429 Colton: We shouldn't take the- 922 00:31:38.429 --> 00:31:40.131 Linus: He's gonna nail it this time! You just watch. 923 00:31:40.131 --> 00:31:41.532 Colton: Yep yep yep; I just need a- Yep. 924 00:31:41.766 --> 00:31:42.467 Andy: oh f***. 925 00:31:42.867 --> 00:31:43.868 Andy: I hit the camera. 926 00:31:44.369 --> 00:31:46.070 Colton: Guess we'll need a new tablet then. 927 00:31:46.204 --> 00:31:47.405 Adam: "I guess I'll need a new tablet". 928 00:31:47.405 --> 00:31:48.006 Colton: I? 929 00:31:48.106 --> 00:31:48.706 Linus: Yeah. Adam: It's your tablet. 930 00:31:48.706 --> 00:31:49.140 Colton: Okay. 931 00:31:49.207 --> 00:31:52.477 Andy: Okay, go for it, three, two... 932 00:31:53.945 --> 00:31:55.680 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead. 933 00:31:58.750 --> 00:32:00.251 Colton: Dude why is this so difficult? 934 00:32:00.285 --> 00:32:00.818 Linus: I don't know. 935 00:32:00.818 --> 00:32:01.519 Adam: It's okay, honestly if you... 936 00:32:01.519 --> 00:32:02.787 Colton: You know what it is, today has been, 937 00:32:02.820 --> 00:32:04.889 today has been an absolute clusterf*** of other things 938 00:32:09.093 --> 00:32:09.427 Linus: Yep. 939 00:32:11.396 --> 00:32:13.298 Sammy: Hahahahaha. Colton: Bro, this is so bad. 940 00:32:14.299 --> 00:32:15.767 Sammy: Is it my camera? Should I stop recording? 941 00:32:15.900 --> 00:32:16.801 Colton: Oh you definitely should not. 942 00:32:16.801 --> 00:32:18.269 Linus: No no, you're good, this is hilarious. Colton: Yeah you should capture this. 943 00:32:18.269 --> 00:32:19.737 Linus: I can't believe she's, finally... Andy: Oh f*** 944 00:32:19.804 --> 00:32:20.638 Andy: Oh, sorry. 945 00:32:21.940 --> 00:32:22.740 Andy: Beat me. 946 00:32:22.941 --> 00:32:23.875 Sammy: *Laughs* 947 00:32:25.576 --> 00:32:27.211 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead. 948 00:32:30.281 --> 00:32:31.549 Colton: Is my timing walking in- 949 00:32:31.549 --> 00:32:33.351 Colton: Yeah you're right, I'm freaking out about the f***ing. Linus: You're slow. 950 00:32:33.384 --> 00:32:35.520 Linus: Just walk in here, you're good, it doesn't matter. 951 00:32:35.586 --> 00:32:36.254 Colton: Yeah yeah yeah yeah. 952 00:32:37.455 --> 00:32:39.190 Linus: World class. Andy: In three, two- 953 00:32:39.757 --> 00:32:41.225 Linus: I can't believe she's finally dead. 954 00:32:43.094 --> 00:32:44.696 Colton: Yeah, I'll get- Oh ffff! 955 00:32:44.696 --> 00:32:47.265 Colton: Dude, okay, I uh- 956 00:32:47.832 --> 00:32:49.434 Linus: Okay, Yvonne... here come here. 957 00:32:49.567 --> 00:32:50.368 Colton: Yep yep yep. 958 00:32:50.401 --> 00:32:52.770 Linus: Yvonne has this trick that she does with me sometimes. 959 00:32:53.237 --> 00:32:55.640 Linus: Okay, just relax for a second. Colton: Yeah. 960 00:32:55.707 --> 00:33:00.345 Linus: Okay just re- just stop it! Think about something else! 961 00:33:00.378 --> 00:33:01.412 Colton: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah. 962 00:33:01.412 --> 00:33:01.946 Linus: Okay. 963 00:33:02.080 --> 00:33:03.514 Colton: Guess I'll need a new... 964 00:33:05.316 --> 00:33:07.719 Adam: Colton, you don't have to say the f***ing line exactly how it is; 965 00:33:07.719 --> 00:33:09.587 Colton: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Adam: just say the words "I need a new-", 966 00:33:09.587 --> 00:33:12.757 you need to say "I need a new tablet", that's the only thing that matters; 967 00:33:12.790 --> 00:33:13.558 to say it however the f- 968 00:33:13.591 --> 00:33:17.028 Linus: Well no, the emphasis matters a fair bit, otherwise the punchline doesn't land. 969 00:33:17.028 --> 00:33:17.695 Adam: Yeah. 970 00:33:17.729 --> 00:33:18.496 Linus: So just, just- 971 00:33:18.529 --> 00:33:20.932 Linus: But you're good, you're good, you got this okay, you got this brother! 972 00:33:22.166 --> 00:33:23.501 Colton: Guess I'll need a new one then, 973 00:33:24.202 --> 00:33:26.037 Colton: my budget's only $300 but- 974 00:33:26.037 --> 00:33:27.572 Colton: Ugh, "my budget's only"- 975 00:33:27.572 --> 00:33:28.840 Adam: That's perfect, stay exactly where you are. 976 00:33:28.840 --> 00:33:30.575 Adam: We're gonna punch in and get a slightly different angle. 977 00:33:30.608 --> 00:33:32.343 Adam: You're gonna turn, like this is almost like a- 978 00:33:32.377 --> 00:33:35.279 You're like, oh I could probably take advantage of my son's smarts. 979 00:33:35.613 --> 00:33:36.147 Colton: Yeah. 980 00:33:36.180 --> 00:33:37.648 Adam: So like my "budget's only 300", like right? 981 00:33:37.648 --> 00:33:38.916 And so just turn and look at him now, so you're gonna be- 982 00:33:38.916 --> 00:33:41.285 Linus: Okay so we had "guess I need a new one then", 983 00:33:41.719 --> 00:33:44.722 "but my budget for a tablet is only $300" 984 00:33:44.722 --> 00:33:45.923 and I'd like to spend less if I- 985 00:33:46.391 --> 00:33:47.592 Colton: Less if I can; yeah yeah. 986 00:33:48.126 --> 00:33:49.994 Colton: ...but my budget's only $300. 987 00:33:50.061 --> 00:33:51.896 Linus: "But my budget for a tablet". 988 00:33:51.929 --> 00:33:53.631 Colton: But my budget for a tablet's only 3- 989 00:33:53.631 --> 00:33:55.066 Linus: You're presenting to me, just talk to me. 990 00:33:55.733 --> 00:33:57.235 Colton: ...but my budget's only $300- 991 00:33:57.235 --> 00:33:58.169 Linus: "But my budget for a tablet" 992 00:33:58.202 --> 00:33:59.137 Colton: F***ing, s***. 993 00:33:59.170 --> 00:33:59.837 Adam: It's okay, just keep going. 994 00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:03.007 Colton: But my budget for a table's only $300, 995 00:34:03.074 --> 00:34:04.475 I'd like to spend less if I can. 996 00:34:04.609 --> 00:34:06.978 Linus: Don't worry mom, I'm here for you. 997 00:34:07.211 --> 00:34:07.745 Colton: Thank you. 998 00:34:09.147 --> 00:34:12.150 Adam: We did it! We did it! Thank you Colton. 999 00:34:12.183 --> 00:34:13.651 Colton: Is it all good though, like- 1000 00:34:13.684 --> 00:34:14.986 Adam: No that was great, that was great. 1001 00:34:15.953 --> 00:34:18.022 Linus: Like over this shot, like uh, 1002 00:34:18.056 --> 00:34:22.193 you know just the classic, most generic of cursive fonts; 1003 00:34:22.360 --> 00:34:25.463 Linus: uh, "in loving memory", "mom's tablet", 1004 00:34:25.863 --> 00:34:27.799 Linus: whatever year - whatever year. 1005 00:34:27.799 --> 00:34:29.100 Adam: We'll do, oh that could be the slogan. 1006 00:34:29.500 --> 00:34:30.068 Linus: Ha! 1007 00:34:30.101 --> 00:34:33.171 Adam: Right under the Linus Tech Tips, the intro, it'll be like in loving memory 1008 00:34:33.171 --> 00:34:33.838 Linus: and then what, I don't know, Adam will decide; 1009 00:34:33.838 --> 00:34:35.406 he'll either want to use it in the slogan 1010 00:34:35.406 --> 00:34:37.775 or we can use it in the edit as part of just like us- 1011 00:34:38.109 --> 00:34:39.610 Linus: Anyway, yeah, okay. 1012 00:34:39.644 --> 00:34:40.378 Colton: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Andy: Cool, that's good. 1013 00:34:48.453 --> 00:34:50.988 Sammy did this to Bell, uh I don't know earlier this year?