NVIDIA may have canceled their rumored RTX 4090 TI according to what else
another rumor there
Mr I'm Riley Murdoch this is techlinked
and this claim comes from reliable NVIDIA leaker
kopiete 7 Kimmy whose name is
unpronounceable and you can't convince me otherwise copite seven kaimi also
said that they had multiple sources confirmed that team Green's next
Flagship probably called the RTX 5090
unless Jensen has another midlife crisis and starts wearing flannels will have a
massive 512-bit memory bus the last time
NVIDIA put out a card with one of those was in 2009 years before I gave up on
shaving the full mustache I was cursed by a witch to grow every 24 hours
do you think I want to look like this I
also said that NVIDIA would be coming out with new versions of the 40 70 and
4060 with lower grade chips most likely
for the Chinese market wow I mean I can't even imagine an even worse 4060
will sell that well but I've never been to Mainland China border authorities
don't let me travel because they're afraid of my curse spreading and then
all of humanity might end up looking like self-conscious Ned Flanders
uncalled for yet very true AMD has
unveiled the first laptop CPU with 3D V
cash the ryzen 9 7945 HX 3D confirming
previous leaks and rumors online also confirming we should believe them every
time apparently the 7945 HX 3D has a
massive 128 megabytes of L3 cache double
the amount of the regular 7945 HX non-3d I wish they would put
that in the name for me so you might want to get a headset for your next
laptop because it might be hard to hear the game over the clap of your CPU's
cash cheeks and that's a Jacob original you're welcome world
in your world literally everything has cheeks that can clap if they vaguely
sound like then yes I wish or at least
that will be the case if you buy the single laptop model that will feature
the chip that's right what is potentially the best mobile processor
for gaming is exclusive to a specific laptop from ASUS and no one seems to
know why adding 3D V cash is a great way to boost performance without needing to
increase energy or cooling which should make the chip an easy sell for laptop
manufacturers and yet according to AMD themselves for the foreseeable future
the 7945 HX 3D will only be available in
the ASUS Rog strix Scar 17x3d the laptop
with more branding than a cow raised by a farmer with amnesia
and yet
accomplished two goals first they want to bring a new EV charging Network to
North America which to them just means the US and Canada but that transitions
us perfectly into their second goal angering every geography teacher in the
world this Mexico we lost them
in the last aisle they went looking for the banyo now this is still a good thing
the yet unnamed Alliance wants to install at least 30 000 high-speed EV
Chargers by 2030. that may seem a bit small but right now in the US there are
32 000 chargers for 2.3 million EVs and
21 000 of those Chargers are Tesla superchargers now while Elon has
promised to open 7 500 of those to a non-tesla EVS next year and Tesla has
made Partnerships with several car companies to allow them to design future
models to use Tesla's nacs charging port
mommy musk is still picking and choosing
which of the kids at the sleepover get the good juice no study D for you Sammy
still no juice for Preston he's in time out this new Council of the seven will
leverage public and private funds to try and create at least some of the 182 000
EV Chargers that the US will need by 2030 to fill man for electric vehicles
meanwhile us Canadians will have to wait for a later stage for any stations up
North but we're good at that while America went to war for their
independence in 1776 we waited 91 years
and then politely asked we're doing pretty okay don't ask me more questions
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get ready in that's hardly surprising news Apple
designed their pencils to not work correctly with third-party replacement
iPad screens as seen in a video from icorrect Apple
has added a chip to their newer iPads that must be detected by the pencil or
it won't be able to draw straight lines maybe it's trying to be an ally
if I was trying to Gaslight you to think you're drunk whoa you drank a lot are
you okay this practice of adding software locks to Hardware which Apple
has done many times in the past to make repairs more difficult is apparently
called serialization not to be confused with serialization with a c which refers
to the phenomenon of non-cereal breakfast foods slowly evolving into
more cereal-like forms it's serializing
no Xbox has reportedly started
suspending users who use emulators on Xbox series consoles in retail mode and
even Banning players who upload retail mode emulators to the Xbox store this
comes just two weeks after a group found a way to re-enable emulation on Xbox
without switching over to developer mode which costs a one-time fee of twenty
dollars and doesn't play retail games while active sounds like now that group
is shutting down I mean sure the Microsoft store policy prohibits
emulation but on the other hand that's a stupid policy because I don't like it as
Apple gears up to launch developer kits for the Vision Pro we've gotten a good
look at what it takes to get one first off you must use an app to measure your
head and give your prescription for the lenses and then have a net worth of at
least one million dollars yeah basically but once you have the device it's uh so
much simpler all you got to do is use it exclusively in a secured space keep it a
secret from your loved ones keep it on your person or an eye shot while in use
and lock it in a Pelican case when not in use and keep it at the address it was
shipped to unless you get Apple's written consent to move it wow Apple
takes security seriously maybe they should give some uh some pointers to the
world's military so their personnel stop leaking classified documents on the War
Thunder Forum your tank isn't accurate enough I have classified proof here it
is Tesla has been exaggerating their
cars battery ranges for the last decade with real world ranges falling short of
the advertised range by an average of 26 percent Reuters reported the false
advertising was a company-wide policy that came directly down from Elon Musk
the car's algorithms were programmed to give overly optimistic projections until
they dropped below the 50 Mark at which point they would reflect a far more
realistic distance Los Angeles to Las Vegas hmm how about Barstow instead we
can't stop here this is Backcountry drivers of course noticed and instead of
advertising the correct ranges Tesla created an entire secret team dedicated
to suppressing the huge wave of complaints it was getting it's like the
A-Team but for a terrible customer service and do you think there's too
many streaming services well NASA doesn't because they just announced NASA
plus it even has a trailer that tells you next to nothing but it looks pretty
cool beautiful visuals it's basically now terminal it's like space they
elaborate on their site that the service will not just be free but also ad free
and it will give you access to their award-winning live streams and even
original series here's hoping for the Shonda Rhimes produced space drama
Newton's gravity where Meredith Newton balances science and love aboard the
International Space Station I'm in love with an asteroid what do I
do and I'm also hoping you'll be back on
Monday for well not for more Tech news actually because LTX is this weekend and
we're taking Monday off but there will be a talk linked so come back for that I
just wanted to just want you to know what you're getting yourself into