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here it is guys you're here for it this is the tech noise tech noise

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tech noise

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that's right in the tech noise today apple unveiled the iphone 13 13 mini 13

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pro and 13 pro max without mentioning

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the lightning port even once most likely

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out of shame they know what they did the whole lineup

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has a 20 smaller notch and bigger batteries with the lower tier phones

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getting hand-me-down cameras from last year's iphone 12 pro max to help with

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the new cinematic mode aka autofocus but

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with ai this time the 13 pro models got slightly fancier cameras with support

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for pro res video recording that's pretty sweet and a new one terabyte

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model to store all of that sizeable footage it should be noted though that

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the 128 gig pro model can only do 1080p

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30 because presumably of storage limitations heaven forbid they just put

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an expansion slot on it the pro models also now have an adaptive

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120 hertz pro motion display but come on

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would you rather have that for a thousand bucks or the new ipad mini

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which has the same a15 bionic chip 5g

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pencil support and freaking usbc for 650

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i mean it's the big phone apple should have made for same apple

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there was also an updated 9th gen ipad and the new apple watch series 7

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featuring a bigger screen and a nice swipe keyboard that was almost certainly

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copied from an accessibility app called flick type that apple forced to shut

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down not long before yesterday's event that's not anti-competitive

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those guys could they could just make their own smart watch

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speaking of competition xiaomi released some compelling products to compete with

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apple in the form of the xiaomi 11t and 11t pro complete with fast processors

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super fast charging 120hz display 5 000

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milliamp hour batteries and 108

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megapixel main cameras launching these the day after apple's

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event was already going to draw some comparisons but the new pad 5 made sure

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of it it's an Android tablet that not only looks

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very much like an ipad it might also be

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a decent Android tablet which that feels just what

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xiaomi also one-upped facebook this week with the announcement of its smart

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glasses which apparently have an optical waveguide display in the right lens in

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addition to cameras mounted on the arms i mean did you see this tim apple

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xiaomi is pulling ahead because you guys won't put usbc on your phones they can

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play fortnite on the glasses come on tim facebook is probably content

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to let xiaomi steal their smart glasses spotlight though thanks to a report from

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the wall street journal that found that studies conducted by instagram concluded

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that the social media platform almost certainly contributes in some way to

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higher levels of anxiety and depression in teens

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the report criticizes the facebook-owned platform for knowing about the study's

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conclusion since 2019 but not making

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them available to the public in response instagram said that the

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studies were proof that they were trying to understand the effects their platform

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has on teens and isn't that good enough

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no you just you just don't you just don't

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understand me

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i'm running away and this time i mean it in an apparent effort to get in front of

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similar criticism tick tock has now rolled out warnings that will appear in

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front of potentially distressing content which teens will definitely pay

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attention to uh also a separate wall

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street journal report identified millions of

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vip facebook users that were allowed to break the platform's rules with no

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consequences because of their follower accounts so

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you know the right thing to do come over to twitter which is the super

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mentally healthy social media app yeah

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will have probably already launched the first private flight to space crewed

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entirely by private citizens not currently affiliated with the military

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or a space agency like nasa i mean yeah richard branson and jeff bezos flew

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sub-orbital flights that lasted a few minutes but these people will be

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orbiting the earth for three days

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hopefully raising 200 million dollars for st jude children's hospitals in the

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process from from the humans on earth that's where the money will come from

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i'm pretty sure that they don't think they're going to find money in space but

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i've never been up there so to say there's that asteroid that's like worth

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trillions of dollars microsoft is now allowing you to ditch

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the password on your microsoft account completely instead microsoft will let

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you use the microsoft authenticator app on your phone Windows hello or a

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physical security key to sign in this is honestly great because passwords suck

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every password it sucks mine mine is all numbers and special

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characters it takes like 14 minutes to type it sucks that sounds good after

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requiring apple to allow third-party payment options in the iOS app store the

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country which country has now turned its sites on google fining the tech giant

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177 million us dollars for abusing its

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mobile dominance by suppressing forks of the Android operating system

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imagine south korea caring about a google not allowing forks of the

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Android operating system gee i wonder where that criticism came from

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excuse me it's only the latest development in the antitrust craze

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that's sweeping the globe i mean all the cool kids are talking about monopolies

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these days there's there's tick-tock dances about breaking up facebook for

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crying out loud four years after its launch nintendo

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seemingly remembered that the nintendo switch has bluetooth so they have

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finally released an update enabling support for bluetooth audio

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although some users are experiencing no you know what i will talk about this

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later nintendo you can update things mario party for the switch

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great game lots of fun lots of fun but

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but there's no way to turn off the tutorial

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when you play the board game you have to sit through the tutorial

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every no time me finish

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you have to sit through it every time no matter if you know the rules and there's

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these long animations i just want to play the board game it stretches out to

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take twice as long just make them skippable nintendo

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now some users are experiencing some glitches including audio delays and slow

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boot times after receiving the update so maybe there was a reason nintendo didn't

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enable the feature up until now but hey uh doing it out of spite also wouldn't

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really be out of character for them and vr is fine but you have to stand up

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or at best sit down to play it come on

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give me a vr headset like the half dive which is the world's first vr system

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designed to be used while lying down yes

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this is probably going to be used for sexy vr things but it could also be

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really good for people with disabilities who otherwise aren't able to enjoy vr

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either way looks like an incredible way to fight back against the idea that vr

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games are also going to be exercise even just a little bit of it because it's

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terrible there should be no exercise at all and it would be wrong to continue this

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episode so come back on friday for more tech noise

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don't worry these are dead these are dead will we include the mario party bit i

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don't know