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our Tech news is gluten-free and organic but it's far from crueltyfree we've been

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keeping a clone of Mark Zuckerberg in a cage under the studio for study we just

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pad the wall so you can't hear him trying to be relatable two new mysterious Intel gpus have been spotted

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on the soft Benchmark database and enthusiasts are speculating they might

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be a part of Intel's upcoming battl Mage lineup of gaming graphics cards the

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listing was spotted by Michael on Twitter you know Michael who implied

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that these chips may be more in the mid or budget range given that their 8

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megabytes of L2 cache and core counts of 20 and 24 Z cores respectively are

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pretty low compared to Intel's existing Alchemist gpus however both of the

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alleged Battle Mages feature about 12 GB

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of vram a configuration not shared by any existing Intel gaming card but if

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the leaked performance numbers are to be believed what battle mage does share

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with Alchemist is Underdog syndrome because both of the leaked gpus

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performed significantly worse than both the ark a770 and a750 but they kind of

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had to how else are they going to generate headlines like new Intel driver

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brings 120% performance boost in Octodad

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back at CES 2024 Intel's Tom Peterson

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said most of the Ark GPU team had already moved on to the next Generation

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code named Celestial with about 30% of the team fine-tuning battle mage so it's

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all ready to launch in Q2 2024 that's

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this year unfortunately we have no idea what he actually meant by that due to

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the fact that Intel apparently made up their own language in which some dates

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translate to other dates that are 8 months later Florida has officially

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passed a law Banning children under 14

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from having social media accounts and requiring 14 and 15year olds to have

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parental consent before joining the ban

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isn't guaranteed to go into effect similar laws have been passed in Utah

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and Arkansas requiring parental permission for anyone under 18 to access

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social media but these have been met with significant legal challenges that's

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not just because there's a lot of corporate money riding on this issue but

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also because requiring users to provide official documents for age verification

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in order to access Facebook is arguably a pretty substantial burden on their

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First Amendment right to freedom of assembly and speech Florida legislators

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hope to avoid some of these hurdles by focusing on The Addictive features

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endemic to social media platforms rather than the content that they contain

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children are vulnerable and there's a strong argument that social media is

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harmful to them I mean just look at what it's doing to their parents gangs of

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moms roaming the streets they've been radicalized that's only partially a joke

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the new law also contains language that would require similar age verification

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systems for accessing adult websites something which numerous other states

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have already done and which has been criticized by entities like who else

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PornHub for potentially pushing users to sketchier and sketchier sites rather

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than actually preventing children from accessing pornography it's unclear

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however if the same principle applies to social media whether 12-year-olds who

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can't participate in the latest Tik Tok Trend will simply turn to obscure

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underground social media Rings just to get their fix yeah like Twitter speaking

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of Snapchat according to recently unsealed documents between 2016 and 2019

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Facebook had a secret program called project Ghostbusters where it spied on

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network traffic from Snapchat and later

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Amazon and YouTube the documents were revealed as part of the discovery phase

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in a California class action lawsuit accusing meta of using deceptive

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practices to collect user information back in 2016 Facebook was apparently

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looking to get an advantage over its competition by studying how users

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interacted with rival companies of course those companies used encryption

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which was very inconsiderate of them so instead Facebook got its VPN like

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subsidiary onavo to create a wiretapping

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tool for Android and iOS that could be used to intercept and decrypt data from

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search subdomains you know totally cool

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stuff is this malware I need somebody to

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tell me if this is malware to quote Pedro canahuati Facebook's then head of

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security engineering I can't think of a good argument for why this is okay onavo

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incidentally shut down in 2019 after it

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was uncovered that they were secretly paying teenagers to use the service in

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order to spy on them

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and meta thought that Rebrand worked

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hey yes we spied on teenagers but we paid them meta did not respond to

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requests for comment as at press time Mark Zuckerberg was busy emailing

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employees in Google's AI division asking them if they want to be his friends

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instead we give him Wi-Fi access oh wait no we have a clone it's not the real one

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after we're not friends stop inviting me

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to I didn't want to say this in front of the quick bits but during the sponsor

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break the Zucker clone 8 Linus Google

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has officially released a native version of Chrome for ARM-based Windows PCS 2

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months after an early version was spotted in Chrome's experimental Canary

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channel the release comes ahead of this Summer's expected release of Microsoft

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Surface devices powered by by qualcomm's much anticipated Snapdragon X Elite

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chips or so the rumors go now users of ARM-powered Windows devices like the

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Surface Pro X can also experience the speed of Google's browser and the

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ensuing popups begging them to use Bing tiny Corp has decided to make both AMD

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and NVIDIA versions of its Tiny Box AI

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server the company initially wanted to exclusively use AMD's radon RX 7900 XTX

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criticizing NVIDIA's price and the closed Source nature of Cuda but after

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running into multiple driver and firmware issues using AMD's cards tiny

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Corp are now also selling Team Green tiny boxes you can save 10 grand by

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going with the AMD version though provided you quote like to Tinker and

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feel pain finally a win for masochists

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the exact opposite of what masochists want a they hate this but they love it

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ah it's perfect a judge has ruled that

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the SEC can proceed in its lawsuit against cryp exchange coinbase for

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allegedly trading in the unregistered sale of financial securities though in

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this case the allegedly is less about whether or not the crypto that coinbase

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sells is unregistered and more about whether or not crypto is a type of

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Financial Security and thus subject to SEC regulation coinbase's Chief legal

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officer Paul Gall has stated that the company will continue to fight the SEC

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in court and that they are confident in their legal arguments arguments such as

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these aren't secur because the buyer doesn't gain any

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rights like they do when they buy stocks and cryptocurrencies are just

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Collectibles like Beanie Babies I think people used to call those Investments

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too canva Inc has acquired the Affinity

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design Suite which is a lot like Adobe if Adobe wasn't an overpriced

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subscription con job okay it's true since its release

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Affinity has offered Perpetual licenses to customers under the crazy belief that

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people should own what they pay for what are you doing what are you talking about

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but the buyou from canva has some users afraid the software will switch to an

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adobe like subscription model canva has since pledged that Perpetual licenses

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for Affinity will always be offered and you can trust them because no company

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not a single one has ever broken a promise they've made in the past go

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ahead name 100,000 and Amazon released a report

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detailing its fight against counterfeit products which had the perhap perhaps

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unintended consequence of also revealing just how bad the site's counterfeiting

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problem really is according to Amazon they blocked over 700,000 suspicious

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attempts to create seller accounts and identified over 7 million counterfeit

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products last year up from 2 million in 2020 as part of these efforts Amazon has

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partnered with Brands and law enforcement both foreign and domestic

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it's honestly even got me nervous given my lucrative side hustle in

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Handbags and la la lemon leggings they just go with my style I mean they're

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you're so oh you are a Googy guy and

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you should side hustle on back this Friday for more Tech news now come quick

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or it'll get cold the Zucker clone it's Escape

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no he's still hungry okay nice job guys

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um can we just oh my God what the