WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.400 Are you Linus? Yeah! 00:00:03.400 --> 00:00:06.600 You f*** with me? Linus isn't a f***ing jack. 00:00:06.600 --> 00:00:10.100 No, I'm skinny. You're way too strong. 00:00:10.100 --> 00:00:13.100 There's a picture of it on social media. All as Linus? 00:00:13.100 --> 00:00:16.600 Yeah. It's the Linus multiverse. What's with this jacket? Oh, it's the Duke. 00:00:16.600 --> 00:00:21.200 This is the Duke jacket from Scrap Road Wars. But okay, so my problem is, 00:00:21.200 --> 00:00:25.100 I went through our like, costume pile. It's all small and medium. 00:00:25.100 --> 00:00:28.400 I... No. So... You go as Linus. 00:00:28.400 --> 00:00:32.300 I'm trying to figure out... Huh? You go as Linus. 00:00:32.300 --> 00:00:36.900 How do I do that? Just wear what I'm wearing. So just wear what I normally wear? 00:00:36.900 --> 00:00:40.200 What? Do you wear this? That sweater. 00:00:40.200 --> 00:00:43.500 That sweater? I have a 2XL upstairs. 00:00:43.500 --> 00:00:47.900 But now if you run, you're gonna be late. I'll tell you Linus, you should appreciate it with me. 00:00:47.900 --> 00:00:51.000 Should be me. Is he late? Is he late? Yes. 00:00:51.000 --> 00:00:54.600 2.30. Oh. Is that it? Four seconds. Six seconds. 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:58.000 Boom! Let's go! Fashionably on time. 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:01.800 Well, three seconds to spare. This is season three. 00:01:01.800 --> 00:01:05.000 Four. Starting today? Yeah. 00:01:05.000 --> 00:01:08.800 It was the last season of the blowout. I'm gonna win this season. 00:01:08.800 --> 00:01:14.200 No, you're not. I'm totally gonna win. No, you're not. I'm gonna win this season like, salt and pepper. 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:16.600 What does that mean? Because it's seasoning. 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:22.200 That actually just sucked. I know, I know, I don't... If I get the bell, Luke. 00:01:22.200 --> 00:01:26.100 No. Suck like salt and pepper. 00:01:26.100 --> 00:01:29.200 Oh! Finger lick and suck. 00:01:29.200 --> 00:01:32.500 Yeah, that was... That sucked. 00:01:32.500 --> 00:01:35.500 That doesn't fit you. What? 00:01:35.500 --> 00:01:39.500 He's too swole. No, he's too big. That's why I said that. 00:01:39.500 --> 00:01:44.900 Chest, like it fits the arms, but like, does it even close? 00:01:44.900 --> 00:01:49.600 Oh, no, it does. Okay, never mind. No, I'm fine. Pretty sure it like actually fits me just fine. What's weird when you were pulling it on? 00:01:49.600 --> 00:01:52.900 Never mind. What are you supposed to be? You just wearing a leather jacket? 00:01:52.900 --> 00:01:57.000 I'll do. Oh my God. 00:01:57.000 --> 00:02:02.300 I went through our costumes. Nothing fits me except for the only costume I have. 00:02:02.300 --> 00:02:07.000 You got the hat and then like the sunglasses. Yeah, I was trying to look up what hat and sunglasses it was. 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:11.600 It was a red sunglasses. It was aviators, I think. Yeah, red hats are sort of passe. 00:02:11.600 --> 00:02:15.700 That was the point. Was it? Yeah. Is Duke a Trumper? 00:02:15.700 --> 00:02:19.100 Well, I don't know. 00:02:19.100 --> 00:02:25.400 Yeah, I don't know. It was supposed to be a relatively subtle nod, that subtle nod. 00:02:25.400 --> 00:02:30.800 Oh, okay. Yeah. All right, make America great again. 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:36.000 Clip that. No, I legitimately would like America to get great again. 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:39.900 That would be terrific. Get it? Terrific? 00:02:39.900 --> 00:02:42.900 Okay, that was pretty good. That was good. I still got it. 00:02:42.900 --> 00:02:46.900 I'll apply to that. I still got it, baby. No water. All right, now I'll just wear the one. 00:02:46.900 --> 00:02:51.300 I'll wear the one Jamie told me to wear. Whoa. 00:02:51.300 --> 00:02:54.300 I'm dressing up as a model for everything. What's the noise? 00:02:54.300 --> 00:02:59.600 What's a, what's a, what's the like pH intro? 00:02:59.600 --> 00:03:05.500 pH intro? I didn't want to say, what's the cornhub intro? Yeah, what's the, what's the song? 00:03:05.500 --> 00:03:09.600 He goes, do you know that? I don't know why I'm asking. 00:03:09.600 --> 00:03:14.200 Disgusting. My God. I was going to try to mimic the noise. 00:03:14.200 --> 00:03:17.200 You know the cornhub intro? It's good. I know Netflix. 00:03:17.200 --> 00:03:20.300 Who knows? I don't think that it's Netflix. 00:03:20.300 --> 00:03:24.200 If I hear it, I'll know it, but I don't know how to replicate it like from memory. 00:03:24.700 --> 00:03:28.200 Does anyone know what we're replicating from that memory? They're not going to admit it if they do. 00:03:32.200 --> 00:03:35.200 Stop. No, he's going to admit it. 00:03:35.200 --> 00:03:38.200 Yeah. Yeah, you can afford to pay for it. 00:03:38.200 --> 00:03:42.200 Yeah, good call, good call, good call. That is priorities. 00:03:42.200 --> 00:03:46.200 Have a great win. Am I actually going to be there for a pre-show? 00:03:46.200 --> 00:03:49.200 Sorry? Am I actually going to be selling your seat for a pre-show? 00:03:49.200 --> 00:03:53.200 Oh yeah, that's pretty funny. Should we start the real show like that? 00:03:53.200 --> 00:03:56.200 I think it'd actually be even funnier if we had one more. 00:03:56.200 --> 00:03:59.200 Is Emily still here? I think double checks. 00:03:59.200 --> 00:04:03.200 So no, no, no, no. So we'll start the show. 00:04:03.200 --> 00:04:07.200 So we'll have Sammy do like, welcome to the WAN Show. We've got a great show lined up for you today. 00:04:07.200 --> 00:04:10.200 He'll pick two topics, and then we'll cut to the intro, 00:04:10.200 --> 00:04:14.200 and then we'll swap them out during the intro, and then it'll be set in. 00:04:14.200 --> 00:04:17.200 And then we'll be like, okay, all right, enough of that. 00:04:17.200 --> 00:04:20.200 I'm going to... No, I'm here. 00:04:20.200 --> 00:04:23.200 Something like that? Sure. Okay. 00:04:23.200 --> 00:04:26.200 Set in looks hilarious. Have you seen it? 00:04:26.200 --> 00:04:29.200 No. I didn't even know this was happening. I just saw him come around the corner, 00:04:29.200 --> 00:04:32.200 and I started laughing. This wasn't planned lines. It was also surprised. 00:04:32.200 --> 00:04:35.200 Yeah. Well, it wasn't planned. He just all did it. 00:04:35.200 --> 00:04:38.200 Or like, it was planned, but like, he didn't know. Oh, I didn't know about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:04:38.200 --> 00:04:41.200 So yeah, let's... Let me see set in here. 00:04:41.200 --> 00:04:44.200 Don't need to do it for pre-show, but I think we could do it for the actual show. 00:04:44.200 --> 00:04:47.200 Does that kind of make sense to everyone? 00:04:47.200 --> 00:04:50.200 What? Why is that? What? 00:04:51.200 --> 00:04:54.200 Not late. Yeah. What? 00:04:54.200 --> 00:04:57.200 Besides, Luke already messaged. 00:04:57.200 --> 00:05:00.200 I'm officially ahead this season. I didn't even want to win. 00:05:00.200 --> 00:05:03.200 Because he can't make it till, what do you say, 5.30 or something like that? 00:05:03.200 --> 00:05:10.200 I probably can't make it till 5.30. Yeah, this shoot was supposed to start at 3 o'clock 00:05:10.200 --> 00:05:13.200 from where I saw. Yeah, you know what else was supposed to start at 3 o'clock? 00:05:13.200 --> 00:05:14.200 What? 00:05:16.200 --> 00:05:19.200 After school. Specials on TV. 00:05:19.200 --> 00:05:22.200 The shoot was supposed to start at 1 o'clock. 00:05:26.200 --> 00:05:29.200 Is Dan here, though? No. Why? 00:05:29.200 --> 00:05:32.200 No way, hoodie. Wow! It's red. 00:05:32.200 --> 00:05:35.200 It's for me? No, that's for mine. No. 00:05:35.200 --> 00:05:38.200 Did you see the pictures that I took? No. 00:05:38.200 --> 00:05:41.200 Here, let me show you the pictures that I took. 00:05:41.200 --> 00:05:44.200 Is that on the thing? Yeah, once it launches, it's official. 00:05:44.200 --> 00:05:45.200 Oh my goodness. 00:05:47.200 --> 00:05:51.200 Why aren't they shooting yet? I don't know, man. 00:05:52.200 --> 00:05:56.200 Reese, why aren't they shooting? There's a lot of build-up. 00:05:56.200 --> 00:06:01.200 There's a lot of things going on. We're getting there now, though. I think we're going to finish strong, you know? 00:06:01.200 --> 00:06:05.200 But we also have to start strong, so we'll see how that goes. 00:06:05.200 --> 00:06:08.200 You shot the intro already? Yeah, intro. 00:06:08.200 --> 00:06:11.200 This is the meat. Where's the meat? 00:06:11.200 --> 00:06:15.200 This is the meat and taters. We just did the appetizer, you know? 00:06:15.200 --> 00:06:17.200 I want my meat. 00:06:18.200 --> 00:06:19.200 Stick around. 00:06:21.200 --> 00:06:25.200 How does WAN late work? Oh, this season is about rigging it for you. 00:06:25.200 --> 00:06:28.200 Can I go in there and tag up? No, you won the season already. And then I won? 00:06:28.200 --> 00:06:32.200 What do you mean I won the season already? Just get there before 5.15. What are you even talking about? 00:06:32.200 --> 00:06:34.200 I can be there before 5.15. 00:06:36.200 --> 00:06:39.200 I mean, you'd be surprised how often I have... Wait, what? No! 00:06:39.200 --> 00:06:43.200 Yeah, when you make me film it myself? Okay, that was for like one month. 00:06:43.200 --> 00:06:46.200 For a whole month? Okay, sorry. 00:06:46.200 --> 00:06:49.200 I was taking advantage of the company initiative. The company initiative? 00:06:49.200 --> 00:06:52.200 It was just like f***ing off halfway through that day? That's true. 00:06:52.200 --> 00:06:55.200 Yeah, that's what... Yeah, yeah, that's what he did. He did that. 00:06:55.200 --> 00:06:58.200 It is 5.08. 00:06:59.200 --> 00:07:01.200 Does that mean WAN will be late? 00:07:05.200 --> 00:07:08.200 What? Luke's not ready. Sammy! 00:07:08.200 --> 00:07:10.200 Go over there, he's not even ready. 00:07:11.200 --> 00:07:14.200 You want me to show you? I can show you. I'll show you he's not ready. 00:07:14.200 --> 00:07:17.200 He's not ready. He's not ready. He's not ready. 00:07:17.200 --> 00:07:20.200 He's not ready. He's not ready. He's not ready. 00:07:20.200 --> 00:07:23.200 He's not ready. He's not ready. He's not ready. 00:07:23.200 --> 00:07:26.200 We're going to go and see if he's not ready together. I came down for something else. I came down for something. 00:07:26.200 --> 00:07:27.200 Look here. 00:07:31.200 --> 00:07:34.200 Boom. I'm first. 00:07:34.200 --> 00:07:37.200 See? I'm going to put my butt in the chair. 00:07:37.200 --> 00:07:39.200 No. I win. 00:07:40.200 --> 00:07:43.200 Victory is mine. Sorry. 00:07:43.200 --> 00:07:46.200 This season I'm rigging it for Linus, so Linus wins. You don't have to rig nothing. 00:07:46.200 --> 00:07:49.200 I'm just going to win. I'm going to rig it and then we'll see if you can win this season. 00:07:49.200 --> 00:07:53.200 No, you can't say you're going to rig it. Because then when I win, it will be worth nothing. 00:07:53.200 --> 00:07:56.200 I'm openly fraud. Open fraud this season, you know? No. 00:07:57.200 --> 00:07:59.200 5.40. Will he be done? 5.40. Will he be done? 00:08:00.200 --> 00:08:03.200 5.40. 5.40. 5.40. 00:08:03.200 --> 00:08:06.200 5.40. 5.40. 5.40. 00:08:06.200 --> 00:08:09.200 5.40. 5.40. 5.40. 00:08:09.200 --> 00:08:12.200 5.40. Hi. 00:08:13.200 --> 00:08:16.200 He's done. Who's done? 00:08:16.200 --> 00:08:20.200 Linus. Well, Luke's done with everything. 00:08:22.200 --> 00:08:25.200 But Linus is done shooting. Empty. 00:08:25.200 --> 00:08:29.200 Empty. Who will get here first is Linus. 00:08:32.200 --> 00:08:36.200 I feel like every time the new season starts, Luke just doesn't try hard. 00:08:36.200 --> 00:08:39.200 Just pieces. He's a scaler, you know? 00:08:39.200 --> 00:08:42.200 Update. Update. Luke. 00:08:42.200 --> 00:08:45.200 There he is. He's here. He's here. 00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:48.200 I see him. I see Luke. There he is. 00:08:48.200 --> 00:08:51.200 There he is. Oh my gosh. Oh my heck. 00:08:51.200 --> 00:08:54.200 Now you can start working. You can start working. No. 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:56.200 No. I was already working. 00:08:57.200 --> 00:09:00.200 But the question, is he here or is he... 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:03.200 He's not early, is he? I mean, he's... 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:07.200 Because his audio is not ready, right? 40 minutes late. 00:09:07.200 --> 00:09:11.200 I mean, Linus hasn't read the doc. When he sits down, it doesn't matter if his audio is ready. 00:09:15.200 --> 00:09:18.200 The fact that he's here is good enough. Look, he's wearing a badge. 00:09:18.200 --> 00:09:21.200 Linus Tech Tips. That's so adorable. 00:09:24.200 --> 00:09:27.200 Are you gonna wear that the entire time? Be better. 00:09:28.200 --> 00:09:31.200 No one can hear you, so I'm assuming you're saying yes. 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:35.200 Yeah, he's agreeing. Absolutely. Try to find Linus. 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:37.200 But he's not there either. 00:09:40.200 --> 00:09:43.200 Oh, hi. Hi. I'll tell you for you. 00:09:43.200 --> 00:09:46.200 What's up? We're ready. Oh, okay. 00:09:46.200 --> 00:09:52.200 Great. Yeah, you don't have to wear them, but they are going to be a level of TV store thing. 00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:55.200 Cool. So... Yeah, that's fine. 00:09:55.200 --> 00:09:56.200 I figured you could put them on. 00:09:58.200 --> 00:10:01.200 All right. Pardon me. 00:10:01.200 --> 00:10:05.200 Keep on rolling, baby. The level of them might be slightly different. 00:10:05.200 --> 00:10:07.200 So let me know if you want it to go up or down at all. 00:10:12.200 --> 00:10:13.200 Okay, bye. 00:10:20.200 --> 00:10:23.200 I can't believe you let it happen. I blame you. 00:10:23.200 --> 00:10:25.200 We both know he's a child. It's so simple. 00:10:27.200 --> 00:10:31.200 His signature is completely unrecognizable. But this video proved him doing it. 00:10:31.200 --> 00:10:34.200 To get a little SD card or something, I put the video from signing it. 00:10:34.200 --> 00:10:38.200 Embed it in the sign or something. I can give you the video clip of it, yeah? 00:10:38.200 --> 00:10:43.200 Yeah, that's sick. I feel bad now because I think I probably could have told you about two weeks sooner. 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:46.200 That probably would have been better. 00:10:46.200 --> 00:10:49.200 Yeah, it was locked in a long time ago. 00:10:49.200 --> 00:10:53.200 But it was one of those things that I never knew if it was going to change. 00:10:53.200 --> 00:10:57.200 And then after I did script review, I was like, it literally cannot change now. 00:10:57.200 --> 00:11:02.200 Because Linus somehow couldn't postpone it. And I was like, okay, now I feel comfortable telling people, 00:11:02.200 --> 00:11:05.200 I 100% could have told you probably three or four weeks before. 00:11:05.200 --> 00:11:08.200 I think I knew before you. That's okay. 00:11:12.200 --> 00:11:15.200 Do you want to sign this? Oh yeah, I do want to sign this. Oh my god. 00:11:17.200 --> 00:11:20.200 Well, I was part of the shoot, so it's important. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:11:20.200 --> 00:11:24.200 Yeah, Rhys was part of the shoot, too. Oh yeah, Rhys and Andrew would sign this. 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:26.200 Yeah, I'll sign it, too. I was there. 00:11:27.200 --> 00:11:30.200 The audacity to sign it from Linus is ridiculous. 00:11:31.200 --> 00:11:36.200 I don't know when he was doing it. I was like, man, if I was Luke, I'd be pissed. 00:11:36.200 --> 00:11:38.200 I'm probably going to try and find a way to clean it off. 00:11:44.200 --> 00:11:47.200 He sent me a message. He's like, yeah, you just asked for Linus' signature. 00:11:47.200 --> 00:11:50.200 I looked back at our messages just to make sure. 00:11:50.200 --> 00:11:53.200 No, I didn't. I didn't even say Linus. 00:11:53.200 --> 00:11:56.200 I didn't even put that as a first name. I just said Torvalds. 00:11:56.200 --> 00:12:01.200 I think it was my fault. I think in the video, I said, can you get Linus' signature? 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:04.200 That might be my fault. Listen, I'm ESL. 00:12:04.200 --> 00:12:05.200 It's not my fault. 00:12:09.200 --> 00:12:13.200 Are you talking to us? Yeah. Oh, that's a 530. 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:16.200 Yeah, 530. What's 530? When is it 530? 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:17.200 Yeah. 00:12:19.200 --> 00:12:23.200 Okay, it was commented and then no reply. So I thought Luke saw the tag. 00:12:23.200 --> 00:12:27.200 What now? Oh God, what now? Why are there tools here? 00:12:27.200 --> 00:12:31.200 Well, we were supposed to do a little demonstration on this guy right here. 00:12:31.200 --> 00:12:34.200 Are we launching that? 00:12:34.200 --> 00:12:37.200 We would love to. But? 00:12:38.200 --> 00:12:41.200 What? Some inventory issues. Again? 00:12:41.200 --> 00:12:44.200 Not in the US again? Yeah. Should I be recording this? 00:12:44.200 --> 00:12:47.200 How does that keep happening? It's a long story. 00:12:49.200 --> 00:12:53.200 It's a long life. Everyone says life is short. 00:12:53.200 --> 00:12:57.200 That is a goddamn lie. Life is long and arduous. 00:12:57.200 --> 00:13:00.200 I don't know if this happens every week. Life could be short. 00:13:00.200 --> 00:13:04.200 Life is so emo. You can tell what generation it grew up in. 00:13:04.200 --> 00:13:07.200 Trailing in my skin. 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:11.200 It will be the night. Life is so long. 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:17.200 Every day is the worst day ever. 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:21.200 We're not on YouTube so this won't get copyrighted. Yeah. 00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:25.200 We are going to go ahead with this. 00:13:25.200 --> 00:13:30.200 It's not looking likely though. We can still probably go ahead with all the GD stuff though. 00:13:33.200 --> 00:13:36.200 Look at this though. Whoa. 00:13:36.200 --> 00:13:40.200 If we were D-brand, we'd include like a little pocket like... 00:13:40.200 --> 00:13:43.200 Oh yeah. A little heat. If we were that smart. 00:13:43.200 --> 00:13:47.200 Well, we'll be that smart someday. At least you're going to ride a pin or something like that. 00:13:47.200 --> 00:13:50.200 I was trying. The resolution is low. 00:13:50.200 --> 00:13:51.200 You do it again. 00:13:53.200 --> 00:13:57.200 Let's see if we can drop these. This is a professional company. 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:04.200 We'll go sideways. Oh. Oh. 00:14:04.200 --> 00:14:08.200 Oh. Yeah, it really doesn't. It's missing one test label. 00:14:08.200 --> 00:14:12.200 Yeah, well... Here, I'll get the second one in profile at the back there. 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:16.200 Oh, it's a side profile. I get it. Side profile. 00:14:16.200 --> 00:14:20.200 Oh. If we were smart, we'd use the larger canvas on the back. 00:14:22.200 --> 00:14:24.200 This is not what this is meant for. 00:14:25.200 --> 00:14:27.200 This is 100% what this is meant for. 00:14:29.200 --> 00:14:32.200 Just carry around a heat gun on you so you can draw penises on your back? 00:14:32.200 --> 00:14:35.200 Like what? Well, no, it's more about the like... 00:14:35.200 --> 00:14:37.200 Modern day kick me signs. 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:41.200 Okay, my hands aren't that warm. My hands are warm. Your hands are warm? 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:43.200 They're kind of 22, so I don't know. 00:14:44.200 --> 00:14:47.200 There you go. There you go. Water resistant. 00:14:47.200 --> 00:14:48.200 Exactly, you can't tell. 00:14:50.200 --> 00:14:53.200 Let's go on, though. All right, Dan, are we ready to do this thing? 00:14:53.200 --> 00:14:56.200 All right, cool. Bye. This is the best one. 00:14:56.200 --> 00:14:57.200 Enjoy the win. 00:14:59.200 --> 00:15:04.200 That was a lot better, and that was a markedly better gaming experience 00:15:04.200 --> 00:15:07.200 for the compromises of emulation. 00:15:07.200 --> 00:15:10.200 So, Sammy's here asking you why Wines Lake, but it's not Lake. 00:15:10.200 --> 00:15:15.200 Yeah. So, the thing is right, is that we're a good shoot part of Adam's video. 00:15:15.200 --> 00:15:18.200 What do you think? What time is it? Oh, it's 4.20. 00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:21.200 Nice. Nice, bro. Let's go. 00:15:21.200 --> 00:15:24.200 Bro, bro. I don't think we're going to get very deep into that. 00:15:24.200 --> 00:15:27.200 I think we should just do it on Monday then. Yeah, sure. 00:15:27.200 --> 00:15:31.200 We have a plan. Okay, yeah, let's do it on Monday then. 00:15:31.200 --> 00:15:34.200 You betcha. Okay, I'm going to win, Seth. 00:15:34.200 --> 00:15:37.200 Don't tell him. What are you doing in the chat? In the chat, it's going to be on time today. 00:15:37.200 --> 00:15:39.200 Don't tell him when we're in the chat. 00:15:40.200 --> 00:15:42.200 How you doing, buddy? I don't know. 00:15:43.200 --> 00:15:46.200 It's Friday, baby. What are you doing this weekend? 00:15:46.200 --> 00:15:49.200 This weekend? I am learning to drive a fire truck. 00:15:49.200 --> 00:15:53.200 What? Yeah, I have to do my air brake course. 00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:57.200 That's fun. So that I can daily the fire truck for a little bit. 00:15:57.200 --> 00:16:01.200 Can I come? You want to go for a ride in the fire truck? 00:16:01.200 --> 00:16:04.200 What day? Yeah, I'm down. What day though? 00:16:04.200 --> 00:16:07.200 I don't know. If it's Sunday, I come. 00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:12.200 No, no, no, I have my class. Oh, I don't know how to drive it yet. 00:16:12.200 --> 00:16:16.200 It's a private tutor lesson, you know. No, no, no, I'm doing like a course. 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:20.200 That's fun. Yeah, so that'll be cool. And then I'll know how to drive the fire truck. 00:16:20.200 --> 00:16:23.200 And don't let your names be dreams. 00:16:23.200 --> 00:16:26.200 After a one-year, finally ready to drive it. 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:29.200 It hasn't been a year. It's been in April. It's been in April. 00:16:29.200 --> 00:16:32.200 Yeah, exactly. That's basically a year now. November. 00:16:32.200 --> 00:16:35.200 That's basically a year. No, it isn't. In intern time, it's a year. 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:38.200 It's like seven months. No, it's basically a year. You round up, you round up. 00:16:38.200 --> 00:16:41.200 No, it's way closer to half a year than it is to... 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:45.200 No, but we round up, though. We round up. We round up. 00:16:45.200 --> 00:16:48.200 Yeah, that's right. Then it's 10 years. Exactly. 00:16:48.200 --> 00:16:52.200 10 years, a decade into making. Oh, next week, you got to take a shot of lemonade. 00:16:52.200 --> 00:16:55.200 Lemon, sorry. A shot of lemon? Yeah. 00:16:55.200 --> 00:16:58.200 You lost. You lost while I went. I forgot to tell you that you lost. 00:16:58.200 --> 00:17:01.200 What do you mean I lost? I'm right here. No, you lost last season. 00:17:01.200 --> 00:17:08.200 Last season? Yeah. You got to do a shot and then you got to do some talking points. 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:11.200 I don't believe you. Well, you got to watch the video then. 00:17:11.200 --> 00:17:14.200 By the way, I understand your struggle with changing phones. 00:17:14.200 --> 00:17:18.200 I changed my phone. I hate... None of my apps are on my actual phone yet. 00:17:18.200 --> 00:17:21.200 It's so... It's such a pain. 00:17:21.200 --> 00:17:26.200 It's one of those things that really doesn't feel like it should be that much work anymore. 00:17:26.200 --> 00:17:31.200 No. Like it feels like especially going from like an Android to another Android. 00:17:31.200 --> 00:17:34.200 It should just like move over. 00:17:34.200 --> 00:17:37.200 But like Eli just migrated from Android to iOS. 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:42.200 Yeah. I migrated from iOS to Android and then I migrated again from Android back to iOS. 00:17:42.200 --> 00:17:46.200 And it's just every time. Just sucks. 00:17:46.200 --> 00:17:49.200 Yeah. Because I also did Android to iOS. 00:17:49.200 --> 00:17:52.200 I don't have none of my contacts. When people call me now, I don't know what it is. 00:17:52.200 --> 00:17:55.200 And so many things are... Oh, okay. You went Android to iOS? 00:17:55.200 --> 00:17:58.200 Yeah. Okay. You know what you need to do? 00:17:58.200 --> 00:18:01.200 You need to open up the mail app. The mail? On iOS. 00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:06.200 Okay. And then you need to sign in to your Gmail in the mail app. 00:18:06.200 --> 00:18:09.200 I did that. You did that? Why didn't you have your contacts? 00:18:09.200 --> 00:18:12.200 I don't know. So I think I just didn't hit sync contact to my email. 00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:15.200 So I think I'll do that. But it's just a pain to like do that. 00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:18.200 And then like I got to do that. And then I got to do other things. And it's like... 00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:27.200 Yeah, I know. It's a pain. And like my Pixel 9a is set up as like my pass key device for my work Microsoft account. 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:30.200 Yeah. So like I can't stop carrying it. 00:18:30.200 --> 00:18:33.200 And I have never migrated a pass key before. 00:18:33.200 --> 00:18:36.200 Yeah. So I'm sure it's not that hard. But I've just never done it before. 00:18:36.200 --> 00:18:39.200 So it's not like a thing that I can just do in two seconds. 00:18:39.200 --> 00:18:44.200 So I haven't bothered yet. So I just have two phones right now. 00:18:44.200 --> 00:18:47.200 Drug dealer style. And it's very annoying. 00:18:47.200 --> 00:18:51.200 I like, I carry two phones around at work. But it's because I like, I had the base iPhone 17. 00:18:51.200 --> 00:18:55.200 So I need a better camera one. So I had the 16 Pro Max. 00:18:55.200 --> 00:19:01.200 It's a pain to me. But I don't want to spend like $1,200 extra for like more cameras. 00:19:01.200 --> 00:19:06.200 Oh God. We have so much gear around here, man. 00:19:06.200 --> 00:19:13.200 I was wandering around in the warehouse yesterday because we're going to be doing a live stream. 00:19:13.200 --> 00:19:18.200 That's just like me and Elijah finding stuff in the warehouse that we don't need anymore. 00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:21.200 And putting it into like a giant auction lot. 00:19:21.200 --> 00:19:30.200 Looks like. And just like the kind of crap that we have kicking around here these days is nuts. 00:19:30.200 --> 00:19:36.200 Like we've had this, not this, this since we worked out of the Langley house. 00:19:36.200 --> 00:19:45.200 Oh, is that that is? This is part of the first time that I gave everyone just like $150 budget to just buy stuff on ThinkGeek 00:19:45.200 --> 00:19:48.200 because we didn't have any like stuff. 00:19:48.200 --> 00:19:51.200 Like we didn't have any set deck at all. 00:19:51.200 --> 00:19:54.200 So we would just be in a kitchen, like a plain kitchen. 00:19:54.200 --> 00:19:58.200 Like the house had never been lived in. So it looked so unnatural and sterile. 00:19:58.200 --> 00:20:02.200 So I was like, we should just get stuff. So just like the answer is human organ. 00:20:02.200 --> 00:20:07.200 Yeah, buy some crap on ThinkGeek or whatever. And this was what I think Luke bought it or something. 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:14.200 I can't remember who picked this. But there's like still relics of that sort of shopping spree around the office. 00:20:14.200 --> 00:20:17.200 The map of Middle Earth and the bathroom that's right above us is from that too. 00:20:17.200 --> 00:20:20.200 You should sell that. Sign it too. Sell that? 00:20:20.200 --> 00:20:23.200 That you're up. My A plus? Yeah. 00:20:23.200 --> 00:20:27.200 That would go, that goes crazy. That would be pretty cool for like a charity auction or something like that. 00:20:27.200 --> 00:20:34.200 Yeah. Maybe we could do, you know what? We could probably do like, I think we could probably add a charity auction element to 00:20:34.200 --> 00:20:37.200 Whelan or something like that. Yeah. Find some relics. 00:20:37.200 --> 00:20:40.200 As a whole paperweight. So yeah, go for it. 00:20:40.200 --> 00:20:43.200 Yeah. It's made of copper. Oh. 00:20:43.200 --> 00:20:46.200 I think it was meant to be a cooler at some point. We should put that in the auction. You know what? 00:20:46.200 --> 00:20:50.200 I think we should double check to see what it is for us for it being a charity auction. 00:20:50.200 --> 00:20:56.200 Yeah, you know, might save a few headaches. I don't know what it is, but we should see if anyone needs it. 00:20:56.200 --> 00:21:02.200 We should verify it. I was going to say outside because I thought there would be a Whelan this winter. 00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:05.200 This winter? Yeah. There is a Whelan this winter. 00:21:05.200 --> 00:21:10.200 Oh, it's February. Yeah. What the f*** season do you think February is? 00:21:10.200 --> 00:21:13.200 January. February season. Spring. 00:21:13.200 --> 00:21:17.200 Is it? Is it November, December, January, winter? 00:21:17.200 --> 00:21:20.200 February, March, April? When is winter? 00:21:20.200 --> 00:21:24.200 Am I wrong? Sunday, December 21st. 00:21:24.200 --> 00:21:27.200 Oh. Friday, March 20th. Oh, what the f***? 00:21:27.200 --> 00:21:33.200 Yeah. Today I learned. February is firmly, firmly in winter. 00:21:33.200 --> 00:21:36.200 So what is it? February 22nd or something like that, I think? Yeah. 00:21:36.200 --> 00:21:39.200 27th? Yeah. I can't remember. 00:21:39.200 --> 00:21:42.200 Sometime in February. Don't take, don't. No, I'm taking your word for it. 00:21:42.200 --> 00:21:46.200 No, you can't hold me to that. I can't. But what you can hold Luke to. 00:21:46.200 --> 00:21:49.200 Oh my goodness. Is Luke Lafayne late? Ah, here's my steps. 00:21:49.200 --> 00:21:52.200 That f***er. He waited until the last second. 00:21:52.200 --> 00:21:55.200 He's grabbing snacks. There's no way he's grabbing. 00:21:55.200 --> 00:22:01.200 Wait, he's late. This is truly a day of days. 00:22:01.200 --> 00:22:04.200 This is rare, man. This rarely happens. Yeah. 00:22:04.200 --> 00:22:09.200 This is like. It's like winning an Oscar, you know? 00:22:09.200 --> 00:22:12.200 You're like, I like to thank everybody who got me here. 00:22:12.200 --> 00:22:18.200 Yeah. I'd like to thank Vance and Reese and the rest of the production department who like 00:22:18.200 --> 00:22:26.200 to thank James and Andrew Muir who allowed me to be on set on time. 00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:30.200 This is always confusing. Sometimes I lose my phone on here. 00:22:30.200 --> 00:22:33.200 Yeah, I was going to say it's kind of hard to say. 00:22:33.200 --> 00:22:36.200 Yeah. It's fine. I'll just, I'll put it in my pocket. 00:22:36.200 --> 00:22:40.200 It'll be great. So is this usually how it works? You just like keep filming while I wait for the. 00:22:40.200 --> 00:22:43.200 Well, we're just, we're just shooting this. 00:22:43.200 --> 00:22:46.200 If you're going to work, you work. I can leave a little. 00:22:46.200 --> 00:22:49.200 Should we go, should we go find him? Is that, is that a thing? Yeah, we can do that. 00:22:49.200 --> 00:22:57.200 Listen, I declare you to winner, you know. Let the record show I am only leaving this set because I'm looking for Luke. 00:22:57.200 --> 00:23:01.200 Yeah. So this is not me, you know, not arriving on time. 00:23:01.200 --> 00:23:04.200 Okay. No, no, no. I listen, I'm here. 00:23:04.200 --> 00:23:09.200 I'll verify, you know. Man, this is such a load of bullshit. 00:23:09.200 --> 00:23:16.200 Okay. Like seriously, the marketing of this should be criminal. 00:23:16.200 --> 00:23:19.200 Check this out. Check this out. Okay. 00:23:19.200 --> 00:23:22.200 Fruit Sations. I actually recently read a book called Salt, Sugar, Fat. 00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:25.200 How the food industry giants hooked us or something along those lines. 00:23:25.200 --> 00:23:28.200 If you, if you search for a sugar, salt, fat, you'll, you'll come up with the right things. 00:23:28.200 --> 00:23:35.200 It's, it's those three things. I just forget the order, but it goes through like a whole bunch of like how marketing of 00:23:35.200 --> 00:23:44.200 like ultra processed foods and, and convenience snack foods and stuff tries to like bamboozle 00:23:44.200 --> 00:23:49.200 you. So first of all, this is huge plus veggie. 00:23:49.200 --> 00:23:53.200 This is like, and when I say huge, I don't mean important like to this product. 00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:58.200 I mean, it's utterly irrelevant to the actual nutritional value of this product. 00:23:58.200 --> 00:24:02.200 It's just huge physically on the package. 00:24:02.200 --> 00:24:06.200 Everyone knows vegetables are nutritious, right? 00:24:06.200 --> 00:24:11.200 Okay. So they throw this carrot on here, but what they don't tell you, right? 00:24:11.200 --> 00:24:15.200 Is that carrots are actually a super sweet vegetable. 00:24:15.200 --> 00:24:18.200 Like there's a lot of sugar in carrots. 00:24:18.200 --> 00:24:22.200 What else we got here? Oh, pears and apple. 00:24:22.200 --> 00:24:28.200 You know what pears and apples have in common? They can be used to make sugar, essentially. 00:24:28.200 --> 00:24:34.200 Like I think it's, is it pectin that's made of pears or no, no pectin is one of the ingredients 00:24:34.200 --> 00:24:38.200 that my dad used to have a jam business. I don't think I've ever talked about that. 00:24:38.200 --> 00:24:45.200 What is pectin made of? Oh, no, it is. Uh, so most commonly from the peels of citrus fruits and from apple pumice. 00:24:45.200 --> 00:24:50.200 Um, I think it can also be made of pears. 00:24:50.200 --> 00:24:53.200 Can pectin be made of pears? Okay, cool. 00:24:53.200 --> 00:24:56.200 I didn't, I did know what I was talking about. Okay, right. 00:24:56.200 --> 00:25:03.200 So what these two fruits have in common is they can be used to make literal sugar, literal sweetener. 00:25:03.200 --> 00:25:08.200 Um, like my dad used to make, uh, like my dad used to use as a sweetener for his jam business. 00:25:08.200 --> 00:25:13.200 So we've got like the sweetest of vegetables and then we've got literal sugar fruit. 00:25:13.200 --> 00:25:16.200 Okay. Fruit is another one. 00:25:16.200 --> 00:25:21.200 This was like a huge innovation in junk food marketing. 00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:24.200 And I think it was the nineties. 00:25:24.200 --> 00:25:36.200 It was either the eighties or the nineties. It was pretty early on basically my entire life fruit has been just kind of tacked on to junk food in order to basically make moms feel less guilty about giving it to their kids. 00:25:36.200 --> 00:25:39.200 Um, as long as they like don't look too closely at it. 00:25:39.200 --> 00:25:46.200 Look at this. So we've got veggie, fruit, pictures of fruit, assorted fruit. 00:25:46.200 --> 00:25:49.200 And then hold on a second. Naturally flavored. 00:25:49.200 --> 00:25:53.200 That's even smaller. Fruit flavored snacks. 00:25:53.200 --> 00:26:00.200 Flavored. Flavored. Look how much fruit and veggie is on here before we finally get to fruit flavored also. 00:26:00.200 --> 00:26:07.200 Oh, look at this. Just 80 calories per 23 grand per 23 grand. 00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:11.200 All that tells me is that it's not loaded with that. 00:26:11.200 --> 00:26:14.200 Right. Cause that is super calorie heavy. 00:26:14.200 --> 00:26:18.200 Sugar is pretty calorie heavy too. But this is not, you don't have context for this number. 00:26:18.200 --> 00:26:29.200 If you're just the average person are also 80 calories is a lot for a little like little tiny pack of little tiny gummies. 00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:32.200 Okay. No artificial colors. It's like, okay. 00:26:32.200 --> 00:26:36.200 You know what? I don't even mind that. I don't object to that. 00:26:36.200 --> 00:26:41.200 Gelatin free gluten free. What the f**k would have gluten in it in a fruit snack? 00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:44.200 Okay. Next you're going to tell me that it's like. It's like the AI equivalent. 00:26:44.200 --> 00:26:52.200 Yeah. Frickin. Uh, what was the, what was that stupid, uh, diet with the no, with the no gluten? 00:26:52.200 --> 00:26:56.200 You, you wouldn't know anything. Um, I don't know gluten diet or. 00:26:56.200 --> 00:27:00.200 Yeah. The one where people were buying like carb free bread and stuff. 00:27:00.200 --> 00:27:03.200 Is it gluten free? Atkins. Yeah. 00:27:03.200 --> 00:27:06.200 Atkins friendly. Like you might as well put that on here. Okay. 00:27:06.200 --> 00:27:17.200 So now let's actually, uh, I, at various points, there's been talk of legislation to move this to the front of the package, but no one's had the stones to actually move forward with it. 00:27:17.200 --> 00:27:20.200 But this is, this is way more important. Okay. 00:27:20.200 --> 00:27:25.200 So we know that that 80 calories is for just one of these tiny little pouches. 00:27:25.200 --> 00:27:28.200 Look at, look at this tiny pouch. 00:27:28.200 --> 00:27:31.200 Okay. Seriously. Go on a treadmill. 00:27:31.200 --> 00:27:35.200 Okay. Go on a treadmill. No, I'm, it's, this is not a personal attack. 00:27:35.200 --> 00:27:44.200 I just mean like for your own personal curiosity, go on a treadmill and run until it says you've burned 80 calories. 00:27:44.200 --> 00:27:47.200 That is, this is insane. 00:27:47.200 --> 00:27:53.200 Yeah. So small. This is like, this is like nothing. 00:27:53.200 --> 00:27:56.200 It's like one bite. Okay. 00:27:56.200 --> 00:28:06.200 I have 23 grams. 19 of them are carbohydrates of which 10 of them are sugar, pure sugar. 00:28:06.200 --> 00:28:09.200 I just had 10% of my sugar intake for the day. 00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:12.200 10? Mm-hmm. What the? 00:28:12.200 --> 00:28:18.200 Also, this percent daily value is like kind of a guess, right? 00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:22.200 You might not need that much sugar in a day. Well, it's all stuck in my braces. 00:28:22.200 --> 00:28:26.200 So that was 10% of my sugar. And you might think, well, that's okay. 00:28:26.200 --> 00:28:29.200 Cause like, I'm not going to eat 10 packs of these. 00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:33.200 Like that would feel, that would feel kind of ridiculous. 00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:43.200 But you probably don't realize how much sugar is in basically everything that you eat, especially if you eat out at restaurants or if you're like eating prepackaged foods. 00:28:43.200 --> 00:28:52.200 Like even things that taste salty or savory, a lot of the time they'll have a ton of sugar in them just to increase their appeal. 00:28:52.200 --> 00:29:01.200 So you can get all the sugar that you realistically need for the day, like in a single serving of salad with like too much dressing on it. 00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:05.200 Like seriously, you'd be amazed how much sugar is in stuff. 00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:08.200 Or like, we have a couple cans of soda pop. What did Elijah come down here for? 00:29:08.200 --> 00:29:12.200 He came down here for a Red Bull? Yeah. There's a sugar-free one though. 00:29:12.200 --> 00:29:15.200 Okay, I don't even think Red Bull's that bad as far as sugar goes. 00:29:15.200 --> 00:29:18.200 No, Red Bull's bad. No, yeah. This one's bad. 00:29:18.200 --> 00:29:21.200 Yeah, this one's bad. So this is the actual sugar one. So you have one of these. 00:29:21.200 --> 00:29:25.200 Boom. There's a quarter of it. 00:29:25.200 --> 00:29:28.200 So you pop one of these packs. 00:29:28.200 --> 00:29:31.200 Let's say you treat yourself. Say you have two. Grab one of these. 00:29:31.200 --> 00:29:36.200 That's half your sugar for the day. That's nuts. 00:29:36.200 --> 00:29:39.200 And obviously like nobody is following those rules. 00:29:39.200 --> 00:29:43.200 What else we got here? 00:29:43.200 --> 00:29:47.200 This is a fun one. So like throwing vitamins into stuff. 00:29:47.200 --> 00:29:53.200 I'm actually surprised that they didn't lean heavier into that in the front of box marketing. 00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:59.200 Because like cereal, the breakfast cereal industry was like huge into promoting like, 00:29:59.200 --> 00:30:04.200 contains this many essential nutrients. Don't mind any of the like other stuff that's in here. 00:30:04.200 --> 00:30:10.200 Don't worry about that. Like seriously, at the peak there were breakfast cereals that had like well over 50% sugar. 00:30:10.200 --> 00:30:15.200 Like by volume, by mass I think. 00:30:15.200 --> 00:30:18.200 I think it's by mass. Oh yeah, it would have to be by mass. 00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:21.200 It's cramps. Oh yeah, here you go. 00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:26.200 Sugars. Corn syrup. Yeah, I didn't see corn on there, but whatever. 00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:29.200 Sugar. I'm not even pretending. 00:30:29.200 --> 00:30:33.200 Pear juice. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Which is just sugar. 00:30:33.200 --> 00:30:37.200 Apple juice. Which is just sugar. 00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:40.200 Modified corn starch. Carrot juice concentrate. Oh yeah, there it is. 00:30:40.200 --> 00:30:43.200 There's your other sugar. Ging, ging, ging. Citric acid. 00:30:43.200 --> 00:30:51.200 So basically out of the first one, two, three, four, five, six ingredients. 00:30:51.200 --> 00:30:54.200 Five of them are sugar. 00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:58.200 And pectin's still on here. There's another sugar. There's six sugars. 00:30:58.200 --> 00:31:01.200 Black carrot. Radish and sweet potato juice concentrate. 00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:04.200 Oh, that's for color. Okay, okay. These are colors. 00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:07.200 These are colors. Is Luke still not here? 00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:13.200 Because that's stalled for as long as I think they can. This is 14 minutes of lines writing about the snack industry. 00:31:13.200 --> 00:31:16.200 They're delicious though. 00:31:16.200 --> 00:31:20.200 All this is all this for 14 minutes of bad, bad, bad. But it's good, so it's okay. 00:31:20.200 --> 00:31:26.200 But that's the whole thing, right? That's the whole scam is they just make the most delicious thing. 00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:34.200 One of the coolest things that I learned, I guess from Salt and Sugar Fat was the way 00:31:34.200 --> 00:31:38.200 that they engineer these foods is to target what they call the bliss point. 00:31:38.200 --> 00:31:41.200 And that is the like peak satisfaction. 00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:48.200 And they would take kids and they would put them in a lab and they would put like a whole 00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:52.200 bunch of different formulations of Oreo cookie, for instance, in front of them, and then a 00:31:52.200 --> 00:32:03.200 palate cleanser and they would just have them try it and monitor their response to it. 00:32:03.200 --> 00:32:08.200 And then they would basically go, okay, and have them try each one. 00:32:08.200 --> 00:32:12.200 And then they would find which one lights up the pleasure center of their brain the most. 00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:15.200 And that's it. That's the bliss point. 00:32:15.200 --> 00:32:21.200 It's a combination of taste, texture, mouth feel. 00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:26.200 I thought you were going to say like the ignorance point between how much you need to provide 00:32:26.200 --> 00:32:29.200 before a mother feels comfortable buying that snack. 00:32:29.200 --> 00:32:34.200 No, no, no. This is just peer. The bliss point is all about taste and appearance. 00:32:34.200 --> 00:32:38.200 Appearance is big too. Yeah. We're going to look for Luke before you win that rant. 00:32:38.200 --> 00:32:42.200 Oh yeah. I was like, I don't know why you're coming back. 00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:45.200 Look, I often forget where I'm going. 00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:50.200 I know. I just didn't want to say that. 00:32:50.200 --> 00:32:53.200 Oh. Oh my God. Oh, I love these. 00:32:53.200 --> 00:32:58.200 Don't ruin them for me. And just because something's not loaded up with sugar does not mean it's good for you. 00:32:58.200 --> 00:33:05.200 No, these are my favorite ones. Hot rods are quite literally half fat. 00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:10.200 Oh yeah. So think about that. 00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:19.200 Think about that for a second. That is basically like taking this hot rod, slicing it down the middle, eating half of 00:33:19.200 --> 00:33:27.200 something even maybe useful and literally a stick of butter like this, just going, oh 00:33:27.200 --> 00:33:30.200 no, no, no, no, no, no. Don't waste butter. 00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:33.200 You're ruining this for me. Stop. You're ruining it for me. 00:33:33.200 --> 00:33:37.200 I love hot rods. No. I know it's bad for you. 00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:41.200 I know it's fat, but don't say it's butter. 16% of your salt intake. 00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:44.200 That's a fun one. Oh yeah. The sodium intake is pretty good. 00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:50.200 It's fat. We like naturally because, you know, for years and years and thousands, tens, hundreds of 00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:54.200 thousands of years, they were hard to come by. They were a lot of work to get. 00:33:54.200 --> 00:33:57.200 Like you had to like hunt and stuff in order to get them. 00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:00.200 And they're super calorie dense. So they give us energy. 00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:03.200 So our body is designed to go, oh, you found the right thing. 00:34:03.200 --> 00:34:07.200 You like that. Go get more of it. That'll keep your body fueled. 00:34:07.200 --> 00:34:18.200 Right. But salt's a funny one. So they did this experiment with a salt group of very, very, very young children, babies, 00:34:18.200 --> 00:34:21.200 who are just like eating whatever their parents eat. 00:34:21.200 --> 00:34:27.200 And then a control group that ate only like infant food that had no salt added. 00:34:27.200 --> 00:34:32.200 And they, after a while, they brought them all back and they did some taste testing. 00:34:32.200 --> 00:34:36.200 And the kids who just ate whatever their parents ate, they loved salt. 00:34:36.200 --> 00:34:40.200 They would like lick salt off of stuff. You know, like people are apt to do. 00:34:40.200 --> 00:34:44.200 Anyone ever lick the potato chip just to get that sweet, delicious salt? 00:34:44.200 --> 00:34:47.200 No. Really? Did you bow? 00:34:47.200 --> 00:34:50.200 No. You've never licked a potato chip? 00:34:50.200 --> 00:34:54.200 I usually chew them. Okay. How about lick your fingers after you've eaten a bunch of potato chips? 00:34:54.200 --> 00:34:57.200 Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay. 00:34:57.200 --> 00:35:00.200 So that's what I'm talking about. That like, oh, it's like, it's so salty. It's so good. 00:35:00.200 --> 00:35:03.200 You know, like Dorito, licking Dorito dust off of your fingers, right? 00:35:03.200 --> 00:35:06.200 Yeah. So those kids would do that. 00:35:06.200 --> 00:35:09.200 The other ones, like straight up didn't like it. 00:35:09.200 --> 00:35:15.200 They like, like hated it. So salt is not a natural thing for us to like. 00:35:15.200 --> 00:35:18.200 It's something that we've been conditioned to like. Oh really? 00:35:18.200 --> 00:35:22.200 So salt does a lot more for food than just alter the taste. 00:35:22.200 --> 00:35:27.200 Apparently it's a big part of what makes pastries like fluffier. 00:35:27.200 --> 00:35:31.200 It helps to preserve it. So it gives it a longer shelf life. 00:35:31.200 --> 00:35:39.200 Because it has all these benefits in the, in the production, transport and storage of food. 00:35:39.200 --> 00:35:42.200 And so we've been kind of conditioned to really enjoy it. 00:35:42.200 --> 00:35:46.200 The good thing about it is that unlike sugar and fat, which we naturally like and we, and 00:35:46.200 --> 00:35:50.200 we just want, we just like crave at a biological level. 00:35:50.200 --> 00:35:55.200 Salt we can wean ourselves off of and we can get back to the point where we don't actually 00:35:55.200 --> 00:35:58.200 like it as much and we don't crave it as much because a little bit is good. 00:35:58.200 --> 00:36:02.200 We actually do need salt. But too much is not great. 00:36:02.200 --> 00:36:05.200 It's linked to all kinds of health complications. 00:36:05.200 --> 00:36:11.200 So yeah, hot rods. But hey, you got four grams of protein, one quarter protein. 00:36:11.200 --> 00:36:19.200 So one quarter useful, one quarter filler, one quarter basically like ingesting butter. 00:36:19.200 --> 00:36:23.200 I've seen other people popping the hot rods. 00:36:23.200 --> 00:36:26.200 Popping. Little fat will build up. Yeah. 00:36:26.200 --> 00:36:32.200 Make little bubbles like a pimple. You can squeeze and it squirts out like a pimple because I don't know that is white, clear kind of. 00:36:32.200 --> 00:36:35.200 Yeah. It's gross. Yeah, buddy. 00:36:35.200 --> 00:36:40.200 And you can eat it just like you eat pimples. Yeah. But what? 00:36:40.200 --> 00:36:43.200 All right, let's go find Luca. Let's go. 00:36:43.200 --> 00:36:46.200 Right, right, right, right, right, right. Oh, these are so good. 00:36:46.200 --> 00:36:51.200 Don't, don't stop. She's one of the trash, but she's one of the trash, but she's one of the trash. 00:36:51.200 --> 00:36:54.200 Oh. Hi. We found them. 00:36:54.200 --> 00:36:58.200 We didn't have to go that far. Yeah. Because you took freaking forever, bro. 00:36:58.200 --> 00:37:03.200 What? We're here. Let me shoot a ShortCircuit and then you guys can't have a meeting or talk on the WAN set 00:37:03.200 --> 00:37:08.200 because my ShortCircuit sets right beside WAN set. 00:37:08.200 --> 00:37:11.200 Is he, is he seriously trying to turn this around on me? 00:37:11.200 --> 00:37:15.200 Yeah, it's obviously your fault. Oh my God. 00:37:15.200 --> 00:37:18.200 Listen, you guys were there. 00:37:18.200 --> 00:37:22.200 You guys were there. You saw everything. 00:37:22.200 --> 00:37:25.200 No. No. I was not going to get away with this. 00:37:25.200 --> 00:37:28.200 Show the clock when he was done filming ShortCircuit. 00:37:28.200 --> 00:37:31.200 It was 420. It was actually 420. It was WAN, sorry? 00:37:31.200 --> 00:37:37.200 It was at 420. Oh, that's so interesting. It's like we could have been ready on time if he wasn't filming four feet away from the 00:37:37.200 --> 00:37:40.200 WAN set. Any rebuttal? He didn't hear. 00:37:40.200 --> 00:37:48.200 What is he even talking about? It's been half an hour since then and I've been waiting on WAN set the whole time. 00:37:48.200 --> 00:37:51.200 Oh. He just said, oh. There's no message in the chat. 00:37:51.200 --> 00:37:54.200 I said we're ready whenever and I tagged you. I'm filming. 00:37:54.200 --> 00:37:57.200 You're full. It's Sammy's fault. Nope. 00:37:57.200 --> 00:38:00.200 It's Sammy's fault. I'm closing the door. I'm closing the door. 00:38:00.200 --> 00:38:05.200 So anyways. Did he really tag you and say that he was like standing by and ready? 00:38:05.200 --> 00:38:08.200 I guess. But I'll record inside. I didn't look at my phone. 00:38:08.200 --> 00:38:11.200 You know what? I'm still going to take the W. 00:38:11.200 --> 00:38:14.200 No, it's okay. You got the W. I got the W. 00:38:14.200 --> 00:38:17.200 All right. Anyways. I got the dub. 00:38:17.200 --> 00:38:20.200 Enjoy WAN. I will enjoy WAN. Bye. 00:38:20.200 --> 00:38:23.200 It'll be great. Have a wonderful weekend, sir. Careful. 00:38:23.200 --> 00:38:26.200 I almost died. Not at work. No, no, no. 00:38:26.200 --> 00:38:32.200 Thanks for watching that episode. If you liked the series, make sure you leave a like so I know you guys are enjoying the 00:38:32.200 --> 00:38:34.200 series and have a good old day.