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hey remember me the tech news you know mustache definitely has legs and isn't

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just a torso that levitates off the ground I'm a real person you silly ASUS

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has announced a world's first for monitors the Taiwanese company made the

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groundbreaking engineering achievement of the Year by designing a stand with

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movable feet what so it can walk away when it's sick of your bull I'm sure

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this feature will really make the world's first 540 Hertz refresh rate

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monitor stand out from the competition for a reason other than that one of

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course they didn't stop there their newest Zenbook Pro 16x will have a new

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core chip design called Supernova that puts the RAM modules on the same die as

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an Intel processor just like a smartphone SOC or the Apple silicon

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chips just what I've always wanted another laptop I can't upgrade

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Innovation the company claims that this design reduces the motherboard area and

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allows for better cooling to increase performance keeping the laptop trained

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chew chewing ASUS unveiled 2 big old

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18-inch gaming laptops finally Gamers can see more on-screen action for

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probably about 37 seconds on a single charge there's a

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trade-off speaking of power hungry screens ASUS decided 2023 is the year

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for glasses free 3D OLED displays which

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will be featured on two of their creator level laptops for the meager price of a

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high-end laptop you'll finally be able to emulate 3DS games the way they were

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meant to be shut down the shop Nintendo hopefully ASUS doesn't take some other

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cues from Nintendo 2. they suck LG announced a new OLED TV that doesn't

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have inputs who needs those instead you

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plug your devices into their zero connect box which streams audio and 4K

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120 hertz video directly to the TV

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I'm taking it right now oh I'm reading

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your script right now yes I know what do you want from me LG proudly States it's

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the world's first Wireless OLED TV which

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is true if you pretend that the displaced TV the world's first Wireless

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OLED TV doesn't exist

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okay to be fair there's a lot of worlds first like uh you know measuring going

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on at CES so that comparison is especially embarrassing since the LG's

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TV still needs a power cord Bush League while competitor displace

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claims their TV has a battery that will last for about 30 days between charges

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what can take it with you you have the world's largest phone but hey world's

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first mostly Wireless OLED TV that's too

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long of a title in other LG news they showed off their new gram style laptop

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that features an invisible touchpad you can only see when you touch it and I

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can't believe Hollywood hasn't stolen that idea for a horror movie monster yet

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but I can believe no one stole LG's mood up color changing fridge because well

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Society just isn't cyberpunk enough for that yet maybe in 20 years when arasaka

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takes over all of the corpos who can actually afford fridges will want to buy

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one they can make purple when they're just I don't know just feeling a little

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bit silly that day feeling like I want this augmentation I feel like a naughty

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little mini government and Samsung announced a new lineup of micro LED TVs

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they claim that their new panels are good for two nanosecond response times

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theoretically making them 500 000 times

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faster than a one millisecond gaming Monitor and making PC Gamers math

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inaccurate by an order of magnitude our new TechLink writer right over there

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crunched checked his math but didn't

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check his script

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I want to look good no I want to keep that in relevant Tech news Samsung also

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announced some updates coming to this year's version of their freestyle

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portable projector the 2023 model will include Samsung's Smart TV platform and

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gaming Hub allowing you to access game streaming services like Xbox cloud

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gaming and GeForce now wherever there's a conveniently placed white wall where

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before you you could put anything else

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they've also revealed a patented smart Edge blending technology that can

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combine the output of two freestyle projectors into one large 21x9 or even

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16 by 15 display or instead of spending

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sixteen hundred dollars on two 1080p projectors maybe you could I don't know

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buy a 4K TV that has the added benefit of working in bright rooms forget I said

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that that's I don't know what I don't know what I was thinking that's stupid stupid now it's time for quick bits

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I'll call you tonight see Sonic these used to be called quick bites but I was

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attacked by a flock of geese as a child and I made a vow to never bite anyone as

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quickly as I was that day in EA blew it

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again news the games publisher revealed that at any Madden NFL 23 player that

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logged into connected franchise mode during a 22 hour outage last week has

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had their saves corrupted by a data storage issue the spirit of John Madden

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is in the files I'm mad what's worse

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only 40 of affected saves are recoverable even worse than that an

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official account tweeted that it should be safe to play CFM during that 22 hour

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period I guess EA stands for Everything's a flame we don't know where

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we put your saves I'm sorry I just Microsoft is incorporating open ai's

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chat GPT large language model into Bing

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because maybe that will make people want to use it for something other than redirecting to Google Microsoft has

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already announced that the dolly 2 image generator will be integrated into Bing's

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image function and chat GPT integration is even more exciting because For the

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First Time Bing will be adding results to its Service never thought we'd see

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the day Google has appealed a ruling by the competition Commission of India

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after it issued the tech giant a 161 million dollar fine for manipulating

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Play Store search results Google says the ruling plagiarized language from a

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similar EU ruling over 50 times indicating that India hadn't done their

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own examination of the evidence but it simply copied Europe's instead and if

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India hands this into the Prof they can get suspended from

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the University of antitrust you're gonna

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have to go to the principal's office I'm not sure what international law says

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about creative ownership of anti-competition rulings but India could

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also consider just getting chat GPT to reword things instead but then they have

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to use Bing not yet Roku is pulling in Amazon and making their own dang TVs the

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new Roku select and Roku plus series include 11 models with screen sizes

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ranging from 24 to 75 inches and prices starting at just 119 and going as high

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as a thousand they still can't convince Aang to kill of course like Amazon the

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Roku TVs are probably being largely designed by Roku but still manufactured

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by Partners like TCL or Hisense but having those brands on the box is just

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confusing who made the TV it's a yes or

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no answer and Withings the French company known for making you know

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fancier smart home and wearable products for the elite announced you scan a

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device that will tell you what's in your p and maybe why it's been that weird

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color recently which is great for people who don't appreciate getting weird looks

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from doctors look I had a lot of borscht this week I love carrots

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Boris is made up from beats borsche beats Battlestar Galactica and as a

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bonus the u-scan looks like a Chromecast that plugs into your toilet bowl except

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instead of streaming videos to your TV you're streaming your urine to your

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phone streaming to the stream baby man Grandma had trouble understanding email

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try explaining this Tech tour and you're going to want to stream

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tomorrow's episode of tackling you can even do it in the bathroom we won't tell

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anybody you should probably drink more water that's kind of concerning

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concerning you you have a what problem oh