hey remember me the tech news you know mustache definitely has legs and isn't
just a torso that levitates off the ground I'm a real person you silly ASUS
has announced a world's first for monitors the Taiwanese company made the
groundbreaking engineering achievement of the Year by designing a stand with
movable feet what so it can walk away when it's sick of your bull I'm sure
this feature will really make the world's first 540 Hertz refresh rate
monitor stand out from the competition for a reason other than that one of
course they didn't stop there their newest Zenbook Pro 16x will have a new
core chip design called Supernova that puts the RAM modules on the same die as
an Intel processor just like a smartphone SOC or the Apple silicon
chips just what I've always wanted another laptop I can't upgrade
Innovation the company claims that this design reduces the motherboard area and
allows for better cooling to increase performance keeping the laptop trained
chew chewing ASUS unveiled 2 big old
18-inch gaming laptops finally Gamers can see more on-screen action for
probably about 37 seconds on a single charge there's a
trade-off speaking of power hungry screens ASUS decided 2023 is the year
for glasses free 3D OLED displays which
will be featured on two of their creator level laptops for the meager price of a
high-end laptop you'll finally be able to emulate 3DS games the way they were
meant to be shut down the shop Nintendo hopefully ASUS doesn't take some other
cues from Nintendo 2. they suck LG announced a new OLED TV that doesn't
have inputs who needs those instead you
plug your devices into their zero connect box which streams audio and 4K
120 hertz video directly to the TV
I'm taking it right now oh I'm reading
your script right now yes I know what do you want from me LG proudly States it's
the world's first Wireless OLED TV which
is true if you pretend that the displaced TV the world's first Wireless
OLED TV doesn't exist
okay to be fair there's a lot of worlds first like uh you know measuring going
on at CES so that comparison is especially embarrassing since the LG's
TV still needs a power cord Bush League while competitor displace
claims their TV has a battery that will last for about 30 days between charges
what can take it with you you have the world's largest phone but hey world's
first mostly Wireless OLED TV that's too
long of a title in other LG news they showed off their new gram style laptop
that features an invisible touchpad you can only see when you touch it and I
can't believe Hollywood hasn't stolen that idea for a horror movie monster yet
but I can believe no one stole LG's mood up color changing fridge because well
Society just isn't cyberpunk enough for that yet maybe in 20 years when arasaka
takes over all of the corpos who can actually afford fridges will want to buy
one they can make purple when they're just I don't know just feeling a little
bit silly that day feeling like I want this augmentation I feel like a naughty
little mini government and Samsung announced a new lineup of micro LED TVs
they claim that their new panels are good for two nanosecond response times
theoretically making them 500 000 times
faster than a one millisecond gaming Monitor and making PC Gamers math
inaccurate by an order of magnitude our new TechLink writer right over there
crunched checked his math but didn't
check his script
I want to look good no I want to keep that in relevant Tech news Samsung also
announced some updates coming to this year's version of their freestyle
portable projector the 2023 model will include Samsung's Smart TV platform and
gaming Hub allowing you to access game streaming services like Xbox cloud
gaming and GeForce now wherever there's a conveniently placed white wall where
before you you could put anything else
they've also revealed a patented smart Edge blending technology that can
combine the output of two freestyle projectors into one large 21x9 or even
16 by 15 display or instead of spending
sixteen hundred dollars on two 1080p projectors maybe you could I don't know
buy a 4K TV that has the added benefit of working in bright rooms forget I said
that that's I don't know what I don't know what I was thinking that's stupid stupid now it's time for quick bits
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I'll call you tonight see Sonic these used to be called quick bites but I was
attacked by a flock of geese as a child and I made a vow to never bite anyone as
quickly as I was that day in EA blew it
again news the games publisher revealed that at any Madden NFL 23 player that
logged into connected franchise mode during a 22 hour outage last week has
had their saves corrupted by a data storage issue the spirit of John Madden
is in the files I'm mad what's worse
only 40 of affected saves are recoverable even worse than that an
official account tweeted that it should be safe to play CFM during that 22 hour
period I guess EA stands for Everything's a flame we don't know where
we put your saves I'm sorry I just Microsoft is incorporating open ai's
chat GPT large language model into Bing
because maybe that will make people want to use it for something other than redirecting to Google Microsoft has
already announced that the dolly 2 image generator will be integrated into Bing's
image function and chat GPT integration is even more exciting because For the
First Time Bing will be adding results to its Service never thought we'd see
the day Google has appealed a ruling by the competition Commission of India
after it issued the tech giant a 161 million dollar fine for manipulating
Play Store search results Google says the ruling plagiarized language from a
similar EU ruling over 50 times indicating that India hadn't done their
own examination of the evidence but it simply copied Europe's instead and if
India hands this into the Prof they can get suspended from
the University of antitrust you're gonna
have to go to the principal's office I'm not sure what international law says
about creative ownership of anti-competition rulings but India could
also consider just getting chat GPT to reword things instead but then they have
to use Bing not yet Roku is pulling in Amazon and making their own dang TVs the
new Roku select and Roku plus series include 11 models with screen sizes
ranging from 24 to 75 inches and prices starting at just 119 and going as high
as a thousand they still can't convince Aang to kill of course like Amazon the
Roku TVs are probably being largely designed by Roku but still manufactured
by Partners like TCL or Hisense but having those brands on the box is just
confusing who made the TV it's a yes or
no answer and Withings the French company known for making you know
fancier smart home and wearable products for the elite announced you scan a
device that will tell you what's in your p and maybe why it's been that weird
color recently which is great for people who don't appreciate getting weird looks
from doctors look I had a lot of borscht this week I love carrots
Boris is made up from beats borsche beats Battlestar Galactica and as a
bonus the u-scan looks like a Chromecast that plugs into your toilet bowl except
instead of streaming videos to your TV you're streaming your urine to your
phone streaming to the stream baby man Grandma had trouble understanding email
try explaining this Tech tour and you're going to want to stream
tomorrow's episode of tackling you can even do it in the bathroom we won't tell
anybody you should probably drink more water that's kind of concerning
concerning you you have a what problem oh