1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,720 hey remember me the tech news you know mustache definitely has legs and isn't 2 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:11,820 just a torso that levitates off the ground I'm a real person you silly ASUS 3 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:15,480 has announced a world's first for monitors the Taiwanese company made the 4 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:21,300 groundbreaking engineering achievement of the Year by designing a stand with 5 00:00:18,359 --> 00:00:24,539 movable feet what so it can walk away when it's sick of your bull I'm sure 6 00:00:23,220 --> 00:00:28,680 this feature will really make the world's first 540 Hertz refresh rate 7 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:32,880 monitor stand out from the competition for a reason other than that one of 8 00:00:31,380 --> 00:00:38,219 course they didn't stop there their newest Zenbook Pro 16x will have a new 9 00:00:35,399 --> 00:00:41,700 core chip design called Supernova that puts the RAM modules on the same die as 10 00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:45,239 an Intel processor just like a smartphone SOC or the Apple silicon 11 00:00:43,620 --> 00:00:50,039 chips just what I've always wanted another laptop I can't upgrade 12 00:00:47,940 --> 00:00:53,520 Innovation the company claims that this design reduces the motherboard area and 13 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:59,280 allows for better cooling to increase performance keeping the laptop trained 14 00:00:56,100 --> 00:01:02,219 chew chewing ASUS unveiled 2 big old 15 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:06,000 18-inch gaming laptops finally Gamers can see more on-screen action for 16 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:10,680 probably about 37 seconds on a single charge there's a 17 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:16,560 trade-off speaking of power hungry screens ASUS decided 2023 is the year 18 00:01:13,260 --> 00:01:18,540 for glasses free 3D OLED displays which 19 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:22,920 will be featured on two of their creator level laptops for the meager price of a 20 00:01:20,939 --> 00:01:27,840 high-end laptop you'll finally be able to emulate 3DS games the way they were 21 00:01:25,439 --> 00:01:32,280 meant to be shut down the shop Nintendo hopefully ASUS doesn't take some other 22 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:38,640 cues from Nintendo 2. they suck LG announced a new OLED TV that doesn't 23 00:01:34,439 --> 00:01:40,799 have inputs who needs those instead you 24 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:47,780 plug your devices into their zero connect box which streams audio and 4K 25 00:01:44,340 --> 00:01:50,880 120 hertz video directly to the TV 26 00:01:47,780 --> 00:01:53,100 I'm taking it right now oh I'm reading 27 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:58,799 your script right now yes I know what do you want from me LG proudly States it's 28 00:01:55,200 --> 00:02:00,960 the world's first Wireless OLED TV which 29 00:01:58,799 --> 00:02:07,219 is true if you pretend that the displaced TV the world's first Wireless 30 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:07,219 OLED TV doesn't exist 31 00:02:08,179 --> 00:02:15,959 okay to be fair there's a lot of worlds first like uh you know measuring going 32 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:20,819 on at CES so that comparison is especially embarrassing since the LG's 33 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:25,560 TV still needs a power cord Bush League while competitor displace 34 00:02:23,220 --> 00:02:30,120 claims their TV has a battery that will last for about 30 days between charges 35 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:35,280 what can take it with you you have the world's largest phone but hey world's 36 00:02:32,099 --> 00:02:37,379 first mostly Wireless OLED TV that's too 37 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:42,300 long of a title in other LG news they showed off their new gram style laptop 38 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:45,660 that features an invisible touchpad you can only see when you touch it and I 39 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:50,040 can't believe Hollywood hasn't stolen that idea for a horror movie monster yet 40 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:54,420 but I can believe no one stole LG's mood up color changing fridge because well 41 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:59,459 Society just isn't cyberpunk enough for that yet maybe in 20 years when arasaka 42 00:02:57,180 --> 00:03:03,180 takes over all of the corpos who can actually afford fridges will want to buy 43 00:03:01,319 --> 00:03:06,900 one they can make purple when they're just I don't know just feeling a little 44 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:11,040 bit silly that day feeling like I want this augmentation I feel like a naughty 45 00:03:09,239 --> 00:03:16,440 little mini government and Samsung announced a new lineup of micro LED TVs 46 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:22,440 they claim that their new panels are good for two nanosecond response times 47 00:03:19,159 --> 00:03:24,900 theoretically making them 500 000 times 48 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:29,640 faster than a one millisecond gaming Monitor and making PC Gamers math 49 00:03:26,879 --> 00:03:35,040 inaccurate by an order of magnitude our new TechLink writer right over there 50 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:38,060 crunched checked his math but didn't 51 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:38,060 check his script 52 00:03:38,220 --> 00:03:45,060 I want to look good no I want to keep that in relevant Tech news Samsung also 53 00:03:43,620 --> 00:03:49,200 announced some updates coming to this year's version of their freestyle 54 00:03:46,620 --> 00:03:53,879 portable projector the 2023 model will include Samsung's Smart TV platform and 55 00:03:51,900 --> 00:03:57,239 gaming Hub allowing you to access game streaming services like Xbox cloud 56 00:03:55,379 --> 00:04:02,640 gaming and GeForce now wherever there's a conveniently placed white wall where 57 00:03:59,459 --> 00:04:04,980 before you you could put anything else 58 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:08,940 they've also revealed a patented smart Edge blending technology that can 59 00:04:07,019 --> 00:04:15,480 combine the output of two freestyle projectors into one large 21x9 or even 60 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:17,579 16 by 15 display or instead of spending 61 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:22,019 sixteen hundred dollars on two 1080p projectors maybe you could I don't know 62 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:26,400 buy a 4K TV that has the added benefit of working in bright rooms forget I said 63 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:32,280 that that's I don't know what I don't know what I was thinking that's stupid stupid now it's time for quick bits 64 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:37,020 brought to you by my favorite brand in the world see Sonic right now they're 65 00:04:34,740 --> 00:04:42,780 working with Newegg for a special promo which they don't do every day these guys 66 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:45,960 I love them use code love LMG to save 15 67 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:48,180 on csonic's Focus FM power supplies over 68 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:51,540 at Newegg site and also be sure to keep an eye out for their super cool new mag 69 00:04:49,979 --> 00:04:55,320 flow fans okay I don't even know about these before this but they feature an 70 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:59,280 intuitive magnetic connection system that makes installation Cable Management 71 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:02,100 easier than ever you thought they were see Sonic was just cool because they 72 00:05:00,780 --> 00:05:07,800 have been making power supplies since you were a tiny baby or maybe probably before it's also because of this so 73 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:11,699 check out their focus FM promo and learn more about mag flow at the links below 74 00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:15,900 I'll call you tonight see Sonic these used to be called quick bites but I was 75 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:22,020 attacked by a flock of geese as a child and I made a vow to never bite anyone as 76 00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:23,699 quickly as I was that day in EA blew it 77 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:28,680 again news the games publisher revealed that at any Madden NFL 23 player that 78 00:05:26,940 --> 00:05:34,020 logged into connected franchise mode during a 22 hour outage last week has 79 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:40,139 had their saves corrupted by a data storage issue the spirit of John Madden 80 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:42,960 is in the files I'm mad what's worse 81 00:05:40,139 --> 00:05:47,220 only 40 of affected saves are recoverable even worse than that an 82 00:05:45,539 --> 00:05:53,120 official account tweeted that it should be safe to play CFM during that 22 hour 83 00:05:50,520 --> 00:05:57,360 period I guess EA stands for Everything's a flame we don't know where 84 00:05:55,800 --> 00:06:03,360 we put your saves I'm sorry I just Microsoft is incorporating open ai's 85 00:05:59,940 --> 00:06:05,039 chat GPT large language model into Bing 86 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:10,740 because maybe that will make people want to use it for something other than redirecting to Google Microsoft has 87 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:15,180 already announced that the dolly 2 image generator will be integrated into Bing's 88 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:19,500 image function and chat GPT integration is even more exciting because For the 89 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:23,819 First Time Bing will be adding results to its Service never thought we'd see 90 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:28,380 the day Google has appealed a ruling by the competition Commission of India 91 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:32,940 after it issued the tech giant a 161 million dollar fine for manipulating 92 00:06:30,479 --> 00:06:37,319 Play Store search results Google says the ruling plagiarized language from a 93 00:06:35,280 --> 00:06:41,280 similar EU ruling over 50 times indicating that India hadn't done their 94 00:06:39,479 --> 00:06:45,479 own examination of the evidence but it simply copied Europe's instead and if 95 00:06:43,319 --> 00:06:50,940 India hands this into the Prof they can get suspended from 96 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:52,620 the University of antitrust you're gonna 97 00:06:50,940 --> 00:06:55,560 have to go to the principal's office I'm not sure what international law says 98 00:06:54,300 --> 00:07:00,300 about creative ownership of anti-competition rulings but India could 99 00:06:58,319 --> 00:07:04,680 also consider just getting chat GPT to reword things instead but then they have 100 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:09,780 to use Bing not yet Roku is pulling in Amazon and making their own dang TVs the 101 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:15,000 new Roku select and Roku plus series include 11 models with screen sizes 102 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:19,919 ranging from 24 to 75 inches and prices starting at just 119 and going as high 103 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:24,360 as a thousand they still can't convince Aang to kill of course like Amazon the 104 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:28,680 Roku TVs are probably being largely designed by Roku but still manufactured 105 00:07:26,759 --> 00:07:33,479 by Partners like TCL or Hisense but having those brands on the box is just 106 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:35,520 confusing who made the TV it's a yes or 107 00:07:33,479 --> 00:07:39,660 no answer and Withings the French company known for making you know 108 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:43,919 fancier smart home and wearable products for the elite announced you scan a 109 00:07:42,539 --> 00:07:47,940 device that will tell you what's in your p and maybe why it's been that weird 110 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:51,660 color recently which is great for people who don't appreciate getting weird looks 111 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:56,340 from doctors look I had a lot of borscht this week I love carrots 112 00:07:54,360 --> 00:08:00,539 Boris is made up from beats borsche beats Battlestar Galactica and as a 113 00:07:58,740 --> 00:08:04,500 bonus the u-scan looks like a Chromecast that plugs into your toilet bowl except 114 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:08,580 instead of streaming videos to your TV you're streaming your urine to your 115 00:08:06,539 --> 00:08:12,539 phone streaming to the stream baby man Grandma had trouble understanding email 116 00:08:10,139 --> 00:08:15,960 try explaining this Tech tour and you're going to want to stream 117 00:08:13,919 --> 00:08:19,259 tomorrow's episode of tackling you can even do it in the bathroom we won't tell 118 00:08:17,759 --> 00:08:22,500 anybody you should probably drink more water that's kind of concerning 119 00:08:20,819 --> 00:08:24,919 concerning you you have a what problem oh