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competition for a reason other than that one of course they didn't stop there their newest Zenbook Pro 16x will have a new core chip design called Supernova that puts the RAM modules on the same die as an Intel processor just like a smartphone SOC or the Apple silicon chips just what I've always wanted another laptop I can't upgrade Innovation the company claims that this design reduces the motherboard area and allows for better cooling to increase performance keeping the laptop trained chew chewing ASUS unveiled 2 big old 18-inch gaming laptops finally Gamers can see more on-screen action for probably about 37 seconds on a single charge there's a trade-off speaking of power hungry screens ASUS decided 2023 is the year for glasses free 3D OLED displays which will be featured on two of their creator level laptops for the meager price of a high-end laptop you'll finally be able to emulate 3DS games the way they were meant to be shut down the shop Nintendo hopefully ASUS doesn't take some 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announced some updates coming to this year's version of their freestyle portable projector the 2023 model will include Samsung's Smart TV platform and gaming Hub allowing you to access game streaming services like Xbox cloud gaming and GeForce now wherever there's a conveniently placed white wall where before you you could put anything else they've also revealed a patented smart Edge blending technology that can combine the output of two freestyle projectors into one large 21x9 or even 16 by 15 display or instead of spending sixteen hundred dollars on two 1080p projectors maybe you could I don't know buy a 4K TV that has the added benefit of working in bright rooms forget I said that that's I don't know what I don't know what I was thinking that's stupid stupid now it's time for quick bits brought to you by my favorite brand in the world see Sonic right now they're working with Newegg for a special promo which they don't do every day these guys I love them use code love LMG to save 15 on csonic's Focus FM power supplies over at Newegg site and also be sure to keep an eye out for their super cool new mag flow fans okay I don't even know about these before this but they feature an intuitive magnetic connection system that makes installation Cable Management easier than ever you thought they were see Sonic was just cool because they have been making power supplies since you were a tiny baby or maybe probably before it's also because of this so check out their focus FM promo and learn more about mag flow at the links below I'll call you tonight see Sonic these used to be called quick bites but I was attacked by a flock of geese as a child and I made a vow to never bite anyone as quickly as I was that day in EA blew it again news the games publisher revealed that at any Madden NFL 23 player that logged into connected franchise mode during a 22 hour outage last week has had their saves corrupted by a data storage issue the spirit of John Madden is in the files I'm mad what's worse only 40 of affected saves are recoverable even worse than that an official account tweeted that it should be safe to play CFM during that 22 hour period I guess EA stands for Everything's a flame we don't know where we put your saves I'm sorry I just Microsoft is incorporating open ai's chat GPT large language model into Bing because maybe that will make people want to use it for something other than redirecting to Google Microsoft has already announced that the dolly 2 image generator will be integrated into Bing's image function and chat GPT integration is even more exciting because For the First Time Bing will be adding results to its Service never thought we'd see the day Google has appealed a ruling by the competition Commission of India after it issued the tech giant a 161 million dollar fine for manipulating Play Store search results Google says the ruling plagiarized language from a similar EU ruling over 50 times indicating that India hadn't done their own examination of the evidence but it simply copied Europe's instead and if India hands this into the Prof they can get suspended from the University of antitrust you're gonna have to go to the principal's office I'm not sure what international law says about creative ownership of anti-competition rulings but India could also consider just getting chat GPT to reword things instead but then they have to use Bing not yet Roku is pulling in Amazon and making their own dang TVs the new Roku select and Roku plus series include 11 models with screen sizes ranging from 24 to 75 inches and prices starting at just 119 and going as high as a thousand they still can't convince Aang to kill of course like Amazon the Roku TVs are probably being largely designed by Roku but still manufactured by Partners like TCL or Hisense but having those brands on the box is just confusing who made the TV it's a yes or no answer and Withings the French company known for making you know fancier smart home and 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