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the best thing about tech news is i could make it up and you guys would have

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absolutely no idea have you even seen mark zuckerberg in person trust me you

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don't want to the parliament of the european union has finally officially

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agreed to mandate usb-c charging ports on all phones tablets and cameras sold

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in the eu by 2024 after years of

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proposals and whiny comments from apple who is perfectly happy to slap usb-c

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ports on absolutely everything except the iphone

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they even put two of them in the new macbook air charger yeah they had they

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had spares give me one of those it's unlikely this agreement is going to

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catch apple off guard though as recent rumors have indicated the company was

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already working on usbc equipped versions of future iphones and airpods

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although there are other rumors pointing towards apple opting instead for an

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iphone with no ports at all rather than let themselves be restricted to only

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thinking the way that other people think they like to think different

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and no by the way apple won't be able to just release a dongle for the sake of

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compliance like they did last time the eu made a fuss about common cell phone

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chargers back in 2010 you will give us a usbc iphone apple and you will claim

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that it's the best iphone ever and it will be true for once now you'd be

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forgiven for forgetting about Intel's arc GPU since

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they're taking so freaking long to roll out so here's some leaked benchmarks to

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keep them in your thoughts results from 3dmark time spy show

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Intel's a730m one of the higher tier laptop chips but not the flagship a770m

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outperforming NVIDIA's rtx 3070m and

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AMD's rx 6800s which is great news

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especially for people who like new products that do better than the old

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ones i like to shake it up you will want to add a dash of salt to the hype

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stacked on your plate based on other real world gaming benchmarks though

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because they put the a730m's performance more in line with an rtx 3050 or 3060.

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honestly at this point Intel just give us the gpus we'll still love you if they

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suck wait chill and the latest version of macOS ventura

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will make apple's killer rosetta emulator available inside Linux virtual

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machines meaning that Linux apps written for Intel or AMD processors will be able

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to run on m1 and m2 powered max this is

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big news for developers who have been waiting to run specific apps for work

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but it could also be big news for x86 app emulation on non-apple ARM

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processors like those built by qualcomm or mediatek google now a software

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engineer going by longhorn on twitter

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has discovered that rosetta could theoretically work on those chips

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although hector martin one of the devs behind asahi Linux has pointed out that

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doing so would be quote not legal

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i mean so are hackintoshes and apple hasn't sent its secret police force to

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batter down the doors of people buying that project so who knows maybe we need

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to call the eu about this use their secret police force now it's time for

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down below when you're ordering at a restaurant always ask the waiter for the bit quits

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trust me they have a secret menu twitter must be fed up with elon's mind games by

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now so they're planning to give musk access to the platform's so-called fire

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hose API which would give the billionaire the ability to see every

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tweet ever posted in real time that's what they called me in high school it's

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unclear how elon will respond given that his good faith ambitions to buy twitter

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have seemed less and less good or faithy

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but at the very least he may appreciate the ability to witness memes directly

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flowing from the collective consciousness in on mass in real time

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laminar flow it's beautiful new owners of the f-150 lightning have

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shared photos of an interesting accessory that comes standard on the ev

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an adapter that allows them to charge

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tesla vehicles which use proprietary connectors

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so not only did ford beat tesla to market with an electric truck they also

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equipped their electric truck to act as a aaa service for people who are driving

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cars made by the rival company i mean any self-respecting tesla driver would

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undoubtedly refuse but hey at least the

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f-150 lightning owner can say well i offered and krata the roblox meets

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fortnite game creator game that initially launched on stadia before

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coming to the epic game store has now launched on facebook's cloud gaming

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platform of all places facebook has a cloud gaming platform yeah i know right

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oh okay well that actually makes a lot of sense

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says the script given that meta bought kratos developers unit 2 games a year

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ago meta is probably hoping that this free-to-play title that can be played

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within a browser will give them a leg up in their metaverse i get it lag

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that's funny leg up because it's cloud gaming

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leg oh lag up and youtuber yannick kilcher

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posted a video this week detailing his exploits training an ai chatbot with

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three years worth of 4chan posts

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if you guessed that the bot turned out to be racist and generally unpleasant to

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talk to you'd be right it is unclear what kiltjer was hoping to

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gain by repeating microsoft's disastrous

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tay chat bot experiment other than to remind us that humans can and often do

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totally suck no offense to fortune you know what doesn't suck though taco

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bell's new fantastically dystopian defy restaurant if you can even call it a

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restaurant it basically looks like a border control booth but instead of

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receiving suspicious stairs you receive a gordita and a baja blast which

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descends to your vehicle in a tube from the kitchen above okay are you just

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taking the piss at this point because it really does sound made up you can order

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stuff you can order whatever you want at this point you're gonna want to head

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straight home because you'll soon have something else to put into a different

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tube hey thanks for traveling along the series of tubes to hang out with us for

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this episode it's now over come back on friday for more tech news on thursday

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the pipes get a little clogged so you gotta use the stick it's gonna be gonna

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be friday yeah suction stick