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If Brandon doesn't make it back from the shoot today, you'll probably know who

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who murdered him. 7:10 sharp apparently means 7:15.

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We're heading over to the island for a shoot today. I realized I did not have

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time to make myself a burger, so I had a banana.

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I realized I didn't have time to make things, so I left. We should totally

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film like a we're on a boat thing for behind the scenes when we're on the

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boat. It would actually be kind of funny. We probably shouldn't do that.

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Probably going to get kicked off the boat. And when you get kicked off a boat, you die. So, they stop selling

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tickets 10 minutes before boarding. And we are getting to the terminal 12

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minutes before boarding time or departure time, not boarding time, which

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is different apparently. So, uh, everyone's been stressing me out this

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morning by by, uh, by not having us be

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at the terminal with time to spare. We've never been to this terminal before, so we don't really even know

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where to buy tickets. It's a good day. So, ticket

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sales end 15 minutes prior to sailing.

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It is uh, whatever time it is right now. I can

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look at my other my other phone that also has a time piece on it. So, it's

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8:17, which you guys can't see at all, but the point is I got my tickets at

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8:15. Walked up to the counter as they were saying, last call for Nimo. So, we

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got this. And we didn't even speed on the way here. This is what I love. This

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is the urgency of like being in a

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hurry. Sure, they actually used a special technology to make your waffles

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cold immediately after they came off of the waffle iron. Like maybe they

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actually use like I'm not convinced they use a like a cold cook.

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They're scared of getting sued like McDonald's. So they just have everything

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instantly go to cold. Yeah. Well, apparently there are uh orcas on the

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starboard side, which we all think might

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be this side. That might be the the other side.

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But we don't see them. This should be right then. Unless we're going backwards. We could be. We could be

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going backwards. I wouldn't know the difference. Okay. Well, we can show off

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the the van that you could go sit in the front we've got here. And apparently

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everyone's really cozy back there. Don't want to don't want to move. No, no, no,

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no. That's okay. Don't get Don't get up. I'm just going to I don't know how to get up. No, I'm going to start race to

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the front. Start the car. Yeah. Sorry. Got to go. Got to go.

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Oh, it's not a door. No. Really? Yeah.

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Oh, okay. All right. Off we go. So, it's time to

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move the uh the car here. So, I guess I'll put it in

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reverse. Nope. Nope. Nope.

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No. Ah, right

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there. That's it. That makes

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sense. So, my whole thought was we should do a Linus Media Group camping

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trip based on like how awesome this place is. We're at Living Forest

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Campground incidentally. And uh we asked

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uh vanventures.ca, so might as well, you

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know, give them give them sort of whole,

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you know, pimp out thing here to basically, you know, put camping stuff

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in the van. We didn't really give much clarification cuz we're not actually camping. We're just setting up a fake

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campsite. And uh so he you know came up with some chairs and tents and you know

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cookware and like a small tent. Yeah. You know a whatever those are called.

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This place is

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gorgeous. Beautiful. How many Linus

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Media Group employees does it take to uh pitch a tent?

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Trick question. They can all do it at the same time cuz it's a train reaction.

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Oh no. aches near our campsite, which makes

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sense because it's nature. I don't know if you can see it. It's camouflaged

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really well. There's another one over here that had a red stripe on it. That

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means safety. Red and yellow markings for

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safety, right?

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Red on yellow.

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Is it? I'm trying to get a rock right now in case anyone's wondering what I'm

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doing. Everyone's of course helping me by providing moral support. You're the

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one wearing the camping shirt. That's true. You'll be okay. Got my camping

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shirt on here. Oh, there's a snake on the rock. No, there isn't. I was going

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to toss this rope at you in case you need it. Covert behind the

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scenes. The [ __ ] is that?

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Yeah, but it

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doesn't wing. What is this?

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Could I ask you? You look pretty

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like right now. I do making my face here. Oh, you got some on your eye or

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eyelid eye something, but not your actual eye. Scenes. It's my big uh It's

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my big tent scene here. Got my uh your

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face. Yeah. Got my uh crying because I

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was watching a real sad movie. Am I getting myself? Yeah. So, we're we're

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gonna get

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chin down a bit.

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So, yeah. It's a really good thing that they clarify this because uh I wasn't

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quite sure if this was a fry pan or not.

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Yeah. So, they they made sure that I knew that it's fry pan number eight.

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Yeah. Number eight. Yeah, like there's eight of them. Yes, exactly. Eight fry

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pans were made in Canada. I think GSW is probably the company. Not

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made in Canada. Well, made in Canada. I said were made in Canada. Ah, yes.

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Because Canadian and North American for that matter manufacturing is dead. Yeah,

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there was eight of them. This behind the scenes is full of social commentary.

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There was a test run and they're like, "Wow, that costs a lot of money. Let's

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not do that." Oh, can we start a fire now? The first Linus Media Group

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campfire.

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Good job. The match is like not on.

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Yeah. Oh, the toilet paper's on fire. That's all that matters. Yeah. I don't

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really stick my hand in there.

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Wow. Just wow. Like I don't think it's

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going to light. You have to light the bottom. Don't Don't blow it out.

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It's still on fire.

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You're not lighting the bottom either. I know. I should fire you both.

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There we go. That wasn't letting go of the match right away. Is how it's done.

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Sort of. I don't think this is going to light.

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No. No. Don't do that. That's That is not how you light kindling.

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Have you ever lit a fire? It was fire.

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So, we're dropping off our uh our tinted scary van with the uh tear stains in the

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back. No, just kidding. It was great. And uh this is interesting.

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It's hot. This is covering my head from the sun. And B-roll turns into a Sith

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Lord. All right. So, we actually told the

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cabbie the wrong spot. But we told the cab like the other end of the street. So, I'm going to go drop off the keys

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while we move our junk cuz I don't want the cab to like leave and us to not get

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on the boat. Well, we could wave at him.

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Heat. Heat.
