If Brandon doesn't make it back from the shoot today, you'll probably know who
who murdered him. 7:10 sharp apparently means 7:15.
We're heading over to the island for a shoot today. I realized I did not have
time to make myself a burger, so I had a banana.
I realized I didn't have time to make things, so I left. We should totally
film like a we're on a boat thing for behind the scenes when we're on the
boat. It would actually be kind of funny. We probably shouldn't do that.
Probably going to get kicked off the boat. And when you get kicked off a boat, you die. So, they stop selling
tickets 10 minutes before boarding. And we are getting to the terminal 12
minutes before boarding time or departure time, not boarding time, which
is different apparently. So, uh, everyone's been stressing me out this
morning by by, uh, by not having us be
at the terminal with time to spare. We've never been to this terminal before, so we don't really even know
where to buy tickets. It's a good day. So, ticket
sales end 15 minutes prior to sailing.
It is uh, whatever time it is right now. I can
look at my other my other phone that also has a time piece on it. So, it's
8:17, which you guys can't see at all, but the point is I got my tickets at
8:15. Walked up to the counter as they were saying, last call for Nimo. So, we
got this. And we didn't even speed on the way here. This is what I love. This
is the urgency of like being in a
hurry. Sure, they actually used a special technology to make your waffles
cold immediately after they came off of the waffle iron. Like maybe they
actually use like I'm not convinced they use a like a cold cook.
They're scared of getting sued like McDonald's. So they just have everything
instantly go to cold. Yeah. Well, apparently there are uh orcas on the
starboard side, which we all think might
be this side. That might be the the other side.
But we don't see them. This should be right then. Unless we're going backwards. We could be. We could be
going backwards. I wouldn't know the difference. Okay. Well, we can show off
the the van that you could go sit in the front we've got here. And apparently
everyone's really cozy back there. Don't want to don't want to move. No, no, no,
no. That's okay. Don't get Don't get up. I'm just going to I don't know how to get up. No, I'm going to start race to
the front. Start the car. Yeah. Sorry. Got to go. Got to go.
Oh, it's not a door. No. Really? Yeah.
Oh, okay. All right. Off we go. So, it's time to
move the uh the car here. So, I guess I'll put it in
reverse. Nope. Nope. Nope.
No. Ah, right
there. That's it. That makes
sense. So, my whole thought was we should do a Linus Media Group camping
trip based on like how awesome this place is. We're at Living Forest
Campground incidentally. And uh we asked
uh vanventures.ca, so might as well, you
know, give them give them sort of whole,
you know, pimp out thing here to basically, you know, put camping stuff
in the van. We didn't really give much clarification cuz we're not actually camping. We're just setting up a fake
campsite. And uh so he you know came up with some chairs and tents and you know
cookware and like a small tent. Yeah. You know a whatever those are called.
This place is
gorgeous. Beautiful. How many Linus
Media Group employees does it take to uh pitch a tent?
Trick question. They can all do it at the same time cuz it's a train reaction.
Oh no. aches near our campsite, which makes
sense because it's nature. I don't know if you can see it. It's camouflaged
really well. There's another one over here that had a red stripe on it. That
means safety. Red and yellow markings for
safety, right?
Red on yellow.
Is it? I'm trying to get a rock right now in case anyone's wondering what I'm
doing. Everyone's of course helping me by providing moral support. You're the
one wearing the camping shirt. That's true. You'll be okay. Got my camping
shirt on here. Oh, there's a snake on the rock. No, there isn't. I was going
to toss this rope at you in case you need it. Covert behind the
scenes. The [ __ ] is that?
Yeah, but it
doesn't wing. What is this?
Could I ask you? You look pretty
like right now. I do making my face here. Oh, you got some on your eye or
eyelid eye something, but not your actual eye. Scenes. It's my big uh It's
my big tent scene here. Got my uh your
face. Yeah. Got my uh crying because I
was watching a real sad movie. Am I getting myself? Yeah. So, we're we're
gonna get
chin down a bit.
So, yeah. It's a really good thing that they clarify this because uh I wasn't
quite sure if this was a fry pan or not.
Yeah. So, they they made sure that I knew that it's fry pan number eight.
Yeah. Number eight. Yeah, like there's eight of them. Yes, exactly. Eight fry
pans were made in Canada. I think GSW is probably the company. Not
made in Canada. Well, made in Canada. I said were made in Canada. Ah, yes.
Because Canadian and North American for that matter manufacturing is dead. Yeah,
there was eight of them. This behind the scenes is full of social commentary.
There was a test run and they're like, "Wow, that costs a lot of money. Let's
not do that." Oh, can we start a fire now? The first Linus Media Group
campfire.
Good job. The match is like not on.
Yeah. Oh, the toilet paper's on fire. That's all that matters. Yeah. I don't
really stick my hand in there.
Wow. Just wow. Like I don't think it's
going to light. You have to light the bottom. Don't Don't blow it out.
It's still on fire.
You're not lighting the bottom either. I know. I should fire you both.
There we go. That wasn't letting go of the match right away. Is how it's done.
Sort of. I don't think this is going to light.
No. No. Don't do that. That's That is not how you light kindling.
Have you ever lit a fire? It was fire.
So, we're dropping off our uh our tinted scary van with the uh tear stains in the
back. No, just kidding. It was great. And uh this is interesting.
It's hot. This is covering my head from the sun. And B-roll turns into a Sith
Lord. All right. So, we actually told the
cabbie the wrong spot. But we told the cab like the other end of the street. So, I'm going to go drop off the keys
while we move our junk cuz I don't want the cab to like leave and us to not get
on the boat. Well, we could wave at him.
Heat. Heat.