{"video_id":"rQjrmFUgDQY","title":"The Best of \"Drunk Linus\" @ CES 2015","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2015-05-07T14:58:16Z","duration_s":207,"segments":[{"start_s":0.24,"end_s":7.759,"text":"I'm not allowed to pick up the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.96,"end_s":9.2,"text":"phone. So, for the folks, you know what?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.759,"end_s":16.359,"text":"I'm just going to pick it up. What are they going to do to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.639,"end_s":20.48,"text":"me? Well, I can't grab that one because","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.359,"end_s":24.48,"text":"it's bolted to the table. Doesn't mean I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.48,"end_s":24.48,"text":"won't try. Try","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.56,"end_s":28.56,"text":"try","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":29.56,"end_s":35.399,"text":"Getting the nod from JJ. Look, I'm here","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":33.36,"end_s":43.879,"text":"with JJ. See? Hi, JJ. Hello, everybody. How","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":39.44,"end_s":47.84,"text":"you guys doing? Everybody loves JJ. So,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":43.879,"end_s":51.68,"text":"uh, F.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":47.84,"end_s":53.039,"text":"Oh, he's t he's taking he's taking shots","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":51.68,"end_s":59.12,"text":"shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shots at me. So, I don't I think","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":56.0,"end_s":61.52,"text":"the side No, there we go. Side panels","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":59.12,"end_s":70.92,"text":"unlocked. I'm going to try not to break it here. But check this. 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I'm going to hold it by as tiny a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":108.439,"end_s":115.799,"text":"corner as I possibly can. doesn't get so","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":113.04,"end_s":122.56,"text":"hot you have to drop it. I should have gone for a longer drop","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":119.6,"end_s":129.64,"text":"before I caught it. Usually I get people to freak out. For $59, you can get the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":125.84,"end_s":129.64,"text":"$100 silent edition.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":130.56,"end_s":138.2,"text":"Well, it is plugged in and that probably broke. Only the beginning of the show.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":136.48,"end_s":146.239,"text":"That's all right. It's the only one we own. Especially when I'm fumbling for","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":142.0,"end_s":149.64,"text":"the brakes on my San Francisco special.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":146.239,"end_s":153.12,"text":"And I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":149.64,"end_s":156.92,"text":"like leaning over so you can see here.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":153.12,"end_s":160.8,"text":"Yes. That's so cool,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":156.92,"end_s":167.08,"text":"man. The push of a button can be changed","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":160.8,"end_s":169.519,"text":"from flat to curved. Man, this is kind","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":167.08,"end_s":175.76,"text":"of Wow. Uh, this is the only one in the world,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":172.56,"end_s":180.36,"text":"isn't it? Cuz I'm a genius.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":175.76,"end_s":180.36,"text":"Trying not to break it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":190.0,"end_s":197.36,"text":"here. Also want to do a quick shout","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":193.879,"end_s":200.0,"text":"out quick out. Wow, that was","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":197.36,"end_s":207.93,"text":"awkward. Hopefully they don't mind me screwing that up, man.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"I'm not allowed to pick up the phone. So, for the folks, you know what? I'm just going to pick it up. What are they going to do to me? Well, I can't grab that one because it's bolted to the table. Doesn't mean I won't try. Try try Getting the nod from JJ. Look, I'm here with JJ. See? Hi, JJ. Hello, everybody. How you guys doing? Everybody loves JJ. So, uh, F. Oh, he's t he's taking he's taking shots shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shots at me. So, I don't I think the side No, there we go. Side panels unlocked. I'm going to try not to break it here. But check this. Check this out. That's DDR3. Memory. Memory. Memory. And woo, I just about dropped it there. Good thing nobody was looking. And that one's uh $300. And then, wow, I just dropped a $500 pair of headphones in front of Sanheiser and I'm getting the nervous laughter over there. Wow. I'm going to hold it by as tiny a corner as I possibly can. doesn't get so hot you have to drop it. I should have gone for a longer drop before I caught it. Usually I get people to freak out. For $59, you can get the $100 silent edition. Well, it is plugged in and that probably broke. Only the beginning of the show. That's all right. It's the only one we own. Especially when I'm fumbling for the brakes on my San Francisco special. And I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm like leaning over so you can see here. Yes. That's so cool, man. The push of a button can be changed from flat to curved. Man, this is kind of Wow. Uh, this is the only one in the world, isn't it? Cuz I'm a genius. Trying not to break it. here. Also want to do a quick shout out quick out. Wow, that was awkward. Hopefully they don't mind me screwing that up, man."}