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There are phone cases out there that offer rudimentary protection for your

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device from short drops and scratches in your pocket. Those cost a few bucks.

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There are phone cases out there that do that and look kind of cool. I'm partial

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to the ones that look like Gameboys or Nest controllers on the back. Those cost

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a few bucks more. Moving up in price, we've got ones with enhanced

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functionality, more durability, built-in card wallets, bottle openers, or

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multi-tools. You know, everyday stuff. But hold on a second, Lionus. I mean,

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sure, some of those cost over $100, but

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arguably that's useful stuff. Why is it in this segment? It's not. Today's

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featured product is the result of my effort to find the lowest utility to

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cost ratio iPhone case I possibly could on Amazon.ca. And so I present to you

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the shop ready luminosis handcrafted

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luxury bling Swarovski crystal sparkling full glitter rhinestones back snap-on

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protective hard case cover for iPhone 6s

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by PlayBling. A $250 iPhone case covered in crystals.

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Cooler Master's Mastercase Maker 5 features their free form modular system,

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allowing you to customize, adjust, and upgrade. Make it yours at the link in

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the video description. So, the price is unmistakably over $100. But how do you

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prove that something is useless or that

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it's a very poor value? In the case of the $1,000 HDMI cable from the last

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episode, which you can check out here, by the way, I reviewed the

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manufacturer's claims about the value of the product, like noticeably better

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sound and video quality, then tested it at very high data rates against a

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generic cable, and observed that there was not indeed any discernable or

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measurable difference. Easy. So, let's take the same approach here by finding

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the actual manufacturer's product page where the price is a still outlandish

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but at least significantly lower

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$235. So, they're apparently Swarovski

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crystals, which in case you were wondering means glass in the shape of

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crystals made by a company in Austria.

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Apparently, Eastern Europeans are good at glass crystal work. Who knew? Nothing

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to do with usefulness, though. Other benefits of this fine product include

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each crystal being 100% handset by a

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skilled craftsman. And if there are any women working on them, I'm throwing a

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fit. Just saying. That it contains over 1,000 crystals. And that the adhesive

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glue is Ross compliant. Well, I'm not much of a glue

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expert. Hey, get out. Get out of here. But I did manage to count the crystals,

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and there are indeed over a thousand of them. So, full marks there. Although

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none of that has anything to do with usefulness. Okay, it's presented in a

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premium gift set. This is a little debatable since the packaging is almost

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as horrible as the gigantic paper warning about never taking the case off

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once it's installed in case all the rhinestones start falling off. And

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finally, it is perfect for parties and balls. Again, I'm hardly a leading

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authority on party going, having never been invited to one. And my attempts to

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use it on my balls eclipsed all other failures I have ever broadcast on this

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show.

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So then, given that the manufacturer actually makes no claims whatsoever

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about the item's utility, I don't really have to prove that it's useless, I only

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have to prove that I can get something equally useless for less. Time for a

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field trip to the dollar store. Rock on. Wow, everything's a buck 25. Fishing

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supplies. Shockingly few jewels in the

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hair accessories department. This has promise. Still no jewels. A million hair

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bands and no jewels. Starting to lose hope. Damn, I overpaid for my case. Ooh,

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maybe these are Ooh, those are like gel. Arts and crafts aisle. Oh, we're

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close. I definitely got to have some of these. Rock on. I have painstakingly

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extracted all the hematite beads. Ooh,

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acrylic crystals. You have got to be kidding me. This looks easier. So, there

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we have it. Everything I need to recreate the functionality of this case

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for under $50 US.

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So, I need you to evaluate two things for me on a scale out of 10. Number one.

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Oh my god. Wow. Five out of 10. Five out of 10.

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Okay. I'll be right back. Six. I give it a one. I think this is like maybe worse.

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Seven out of 10. Seven out of 10. I'll give that like a like an eight. Yeah.

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Five and a half. Zero. So then here's the bottom line.

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For a fifth of the price and about 40 minutes, you can achieve the same goal

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of looking like a tool who is in your 20s or 30s and still wants to play

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princess dress up on the weekend. And you can do this without also looking

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like you have more money in your wallet than sense in your head. Because

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remember, there is expensive crap that

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you can buy if you just have money burning a hole in your pocket that

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actually retains its value. So maybe

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look into that so you can look like a baller without also looking like an

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