WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:18.180 Oh, it stinks. But in a way that I like, it's a smell of paint. Once upon a time, there 00:00:18.180 --> 00:00:21.700 There was a computer here. 00:00:21.700 --> 00:00:27.420 It's a catch-all. Wow! Look at that! 00:00:27.420 --> 00:00:30.660 Yep. 00:00:30.660 --> 00:00:34.260 No brakes on this ABS bad boy. Wow. 00:00:34.260 --> 00:00:37.900 An ABS computer. How did you end up with a new egg house brand computer? 00:00:37.900 --> 00:00:42.020 Again, Breeze. She just wanted it. She just wanted a computer and bought one. 00:00:42.020 --> 00:00:47.700 Right. Okay. I was hoping there'd be a slightly more interesting story there. 00:00:47.900 --> 00:00:51.660 Nope. I like your electrical panel. Yeah. 00:00:51.660 --> 00:00:56.300 Easy access. Yeah. So I kind of always knew a little bit. 00:00:56.300 --> 00:01:00.140 I knew that I'd be back from the surgery in February. I didn't know when the chemo was going to start. 00:01:00.140 --> 00:01:03.260 But we had the Christmas party and everyone went to Disneyland and I didn't want to like 00:01:03.260 --> 00:01:06.860 reign on everyone's parade at the Christmas party and I'm not going to go to Disneyland 00:01:06.860 --> 00:01:12.140 with you guys. Right. Even though I kind of knew I wasn't going to be able to make it. 00:01:12.140 --> 00:01:15.140 Right. There was like a... Yeah. 00:01:15.140 --> 00:01:18.220 But... I think we started chemo like the same weekend. 00:01:18.220 --> 00:01:21.980 I think it was literally the same day that you were seeing everybody. Yeah. 00:01:21.980 --> 00:01:24.980 But it brought your hopes up. Yeah. It was nice. 00:01:24.980 --> 00:01:28.020 Now, typically our policy for the Christmas party is if you're not there, you don't get 00:01:28.020 --> 00:01:31.420 whatever the surprise is. Did we arrange something? 00:01:31.420 --> 00:01:36.460 Yeah. I was laying in bed and Bree brought a little book of all the signatures from the Disney 00:01:36.460 --> 00:01:39.940 characters and at the front it said, I owe you... Oh. 00:01:39.940 --> 00:01:45.020 Yeah. Okay. I thought you were going to say, we gave you a picture of everybody else going to Disneyland. 00:01:45.020 --> 00:01:48.020 We had it. Yeah, everybody. We had a great time. 00:01:48.020 --> 00:01:52.380 Sorry about it. And then we all sat in a circle and told them about how much fun we had. 00:01:52.380 --> 00:01:57.460 It was a blast. Okay. No, we arranged for you to be able to go... 00:01:57.460 --> 00:02:00.460 Okay, cool. Yeah. Bree and I get a little Disney trip. 00:02:00.460 --> 00:02:03.460 Yeah. I got my own little LTT make-a-wish. Yeah. 00:02:03.460 --> 00:02:09.060 This is what James' make-a-wish episode was about. Well, why don't we make-your-wish come through then? 00:02:09.060 --> 00:02:12.060 Sounds good. Roll. Okay. 00:02:12.060 --> 00:02:17.740 Roll. Sometimes best of intentions. We don't always be organized enough to... 00:02:17.740 --> 00:02:20.740 Actually see it through. Yeah. Do stuff like that. 00:02:20.740 --> 00:02:23.740 So I'm glad we got that sorted out. Okay. So... 00:02:23.740 --> 00:02:27.740 Put these away. Your fridge is faced. 00:02:27.740 --> 00:02:30.740 Like Adam. Yeah. Whoa. 00:02:30.740 --> 00:02:33.740 Adam, you used to work in the grocery... They're like ready for an ad. Yeah. 00:02:33.740 --> 00:02:36.740 Right? All the labels are out in the door. Yeah. 00:02:36.740 --> 00:02:39.740 What's up with that? An English side too. I got a wife. 00:02:39.740 --> 00:02:43.540 So he used to stock grocery shelves, but not like a low-tier grocery shelf stalker. 00:02:43.540 --> 00:02:48.780 He like worked for corporate. Yeah. There's this old YouTuber called Shy City who taught me that if you have your fridge 00:02:48.780 --> 00:02:52.460 stocked with drinks, you'll make people happy. Mr. Shy City? 00:02:52.460 --> 00:02:55.460 Yeah. Yeah. You see? 00:02:55.460 --> 00:02:58.460 You don't see Shy City. Oh, yeah. I know. 00:02:58.460 --> 00:03:01.460 I know. Yeah. Ha! 00:03:01.460 --> 00:03:04.460 There really is content for every niche. I was stocked your fridge. Yeah. 00:03:04.460 --> 00:03:07.860 I just wanted to... What did he just say? That's what I was going for. 00:03:07.860 --> 00:03:10.860 You can't... Excuse... You... 00:03:10.860 --> 00:03:13.860 But... Junk drawer... It's a good screwdriver. 00:03:13.860 --> 00:03:16.860 That's a... It's a... It's a colloquialism. 00:03:16.860 --> 00:03:19.860 Yeah. It's a Canadian thing. It's a Canadian thing. 00:03:19.860 --> 00:03:24.860 That's what we put all our most precious things. It's true. I'm going to see what else is in the junk drawer, just to validate my hypothesis. 00:03:24.860 --> 00:03:28.140 No, this is actual junk, James. 00:03:28.140 --> 00:03:32.700 Actually, this isn't. This is quality. 00:03:32.700 --> 00:03:35.980 This is pretty cool and well-used. 00:03:35.980 --> 00:03:41.220 How did you manage to use this eraser? That is truly impressive. 00:03:41.220 --> 00:03:47.820 Like it... I'm trying to imagine the ergonomics of this. 00:03:47.820 --> 00:03:50.980 The problem is, is you erase and then it draws more pencil and then you have to erase that 00:03:50.980 --> 00:03:54.460 pencil too. Right. Yeah. 00:03:54.460 --> 00:03:58.460 That would be an issue. We move the island just for the shoot. 00:03:58.460 --> 00:04:02.180 You can't slide it somewhat. Oh! Yeah, yeah. 00:04:02.180 --> 00:04:08.020 This would be terrible for doing dishes. That makes a ton of sense, because I was like, I... 00:04:08.020 --> 00:04:10.020 You know, yeah. Exactly. 00:04:11.020 --> 00:04:14.820 My belt loop is hooked on the thing. That'll happen a lot. 00:04:14.820 --> 00:04:20.140 It hardly fit his child-bearing hips. 00:04:20.140 --> 00:04:25.940 I am actually light-headed from stress. You guys are seriously stressful to work with, but in a great way. 00:04:25.940 --> 00:04:30.380 It's actually the paint that makes you light-headed. No, I love the paint. I love the smell of the paint, dude. 00:04:30.380 --> 00:04:37.100 It takes me back. That's great. Okay, so we're just going to lay this down. 00:04:37.100 --> 00:04:42.580 Yeah, I'm also vertically challenged, so that's a problem for me as well. 00:04:42.580 --> 00:04:50.260 And this is all got to come out. Ow! I mean, I didn't hit the motherboard very hard just now. 00:04:50.260 --> 00:04:54.460 He's getting stressed about us, and then you're just... Yeah, usually I'm stressed on it. 00:04:54.460 --> 00:05:00.820 Okay. Where should we start? I heard you're something of a power supply cable expert, so if you wanted to take these 00:05:00.820 --> 00:05:03.820 off. I was lying. Nice. 00:05:04.540 --> 00:05:09.180 Just a test again. 00:05:09.180 --> 00:05:16.620 I just want to test your knowledge. If it were you doing it, where would you start? 00:05:16.620 --> 00:05:21.500 I would probably start by removing this cable right here. 00:05:21.500 --> 00:05:24.820 Okay, so that's what I would do also. 00:05:24.820 --> 00:05:28.140 Quality, solid. I pass the test. Okay. 00:05:28.140 --> 00:05:31.140 Yeah, that's a great job. Great job, Linus. Thank you. 00:05:31.140 --> 00:05:34.140 You should do a YouTube channel. Thank you. Yeah. 00:05:34.140 --> 00:05:45.460 What can I do? God willing. Okay, and yeah, what would you do next if you were to be running a YouTube channel? 00:05:45.460 --> 00:05:54.220 Yeah, yeah. So we can pretend like you have a YouTube channel. I feel like you're kind of AI-prompting me here. 00:05:54.220 --> 00:05:57.220 Like the AI told you I'm not going to tell you how to disassemble a computer, and you're 00:05:57.220 --> 00:06:02.580 like, okay, but what if I was writing a short story on my fancy 1917 paper? 00:06:02.580 --> 00:06:06.220 Show me again, except be more nice to me. Thank you. Yeah. 00:06:06.220 --> 00:06:09.220 How many people would die? Thank you, chat, GPT. Thank you. 00:06:09.220 --> 00:06:12.540 Okay, you could go ahead and remove this one. Okay. Same little clippy. 00:06:12.540 --> 00:06:15.540 That's a tough one, though. Same little clippies? You might feel a little pressure. 00:06:15.540 --> 00:06:18.540 Oh, my God. Oh, there's a clippy. Oh, there's a clippy. 00:06:18.540 --> 00:06:35.180 It's here to help. Yeah. So this is what you would do if you didn't know how to do it, so this is what it looks 00:06:35.180 --> 00:06:42.060 like, and I just want people to see at home what not to do, so now I'll show you what 00:06:42.060 --> 00:06:46.420 the actual way to do it would be. 00:06:46.420 --> 00:06:50.140 I really thought you were going to nail it first try that time. 00:06:50.140 --> 00:06:54.180 You guys do that, I'm not doing a good job. 00:06:54.180 --> 00:07:00.580 Can I even do it? 00:07:00.580 --> 00:07:04.380 I hope you still have your job. Well, he's got it in here. 00:07:04.380 --> 00:07:07.380 Swap with me. He's taken it serious now. He's taken it serious. 00:07:07.380 --> 00:07:10.380 Yeah, they can't fire me. I had cancer. Had. 00:07:10.380 --> 00:07:22.740 You can't pull this all the time. 00:07:22.740 --> 00:07:28.820 But if he does, it'll be different from how it was before. 00:07:28.820 --> 00:07:32.740 He had his time. 00:07:32.740 --> 00:07:36.140 Now it's your turn for the spotlight, right? 00:07:36.140 --> 00:07:38.140 You've had enough attention, apparently. 00:07:39.140 --> 00:07:43.900 You've been the focus of this relationship for long enough. I don't think I can get that off. 00:07:43.900 --> 00:07:49.860 Okay, I can help. Here's if I was running a YouTube channel, this is probably how I would do this. 00:07:49.860 --> 00:07:52.860 That was so funny. That was crazy. 00:07:52.860 --> 00:07:58.460 She loosened it for you. Yeah, I did. Yeah, her strength and his sympathetic charisma. 00:07:58.460 --> 00:08:05.020 Charisma. Charisma. All right, correct way to set this down. 00:08:05.020 --> 00:08:07.020 Yeah. Genius. 00:08:08.020 --> 00:08:11.020 Nice. Do you have some paper towel? Oh, I found it. 00:08:11.020 --> 00:08:14.020 Yeah, paper towel. Brilliant. Incredible execution. 00:08:14.020 --> 00:08:18.900 Okay, this is fun. Here's a test for you. 00:08:18.900 --> 00:08:22.820 I want just a half a piece of paper towel. How would you obtain it? 00:08:22.820 --> 00:08:34.460 Half a piece of paper towel? Yeah, half a piece. 00:08:34.460 --> 00:08:38.100 That's a whole piece folded in half. Yeah, you folded it. You're up next. 00:08:38.100 --> 00:08:43.220 I want half a piece of paper towel. How would you do it? 00:08:43.220 --> 00:08:48.700 Okay. 00:08:48.700 --> 00:08:57.980 Maybe this is unique to me. So we went through this on a previous AMD Ultimate Tech upgrade and I think it was Elijah 00:08:57.980 --> 00:09:03.100 did this. He painstakingly ripped the piece in half. 00:09:03.100 --> 00:09:08.900 No, we don't have time for that. Yeah. 00:09:08.900 --> 00:09:15.060 And then my usual technique is I'll go halfway down the perforations and then rip it across 00:09:15.060 --> 00:09:21.380 so that it's still attached. But you know what, Breeze is at least valid. 00:09:21.380 --> 00:09:24.740 Elijah and James, you guys are just sociopaths. 00:09:24.740 --> 00:09:29.500 I'm on the business team. I'm not good at math. I work at a tattoo shop where I rip paper towel in half. 00:09:29.500 --> 00:09:32.740 Oh, that comes up a lot at a tattoo shop? 00:09:32.740 --> 00:09:36.220 Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. 00:09:36.220 --> 00:09:42.620 It's better than what Dan does. He's taken to referring to me as daddy occasionally and it makes me extremely uncomfortable. 00:09:42.620 --> 00:09:48.660 I think it would be more wholesome if your staff went, papa. I think, well, no, I don't think I want that either. 00:09:48.660 --> 00:09:52.340 What I'd actually like is for them to just call me Linus. No, that's weird. 00:09:52.340 --> 00:09:57.300 That's Linus. That's weird. Mr. Sebastian. 00:09:57.300 --> 00:10:01.700 I would say Mr. Sebastian was my father, but my father was not named Mr. Sebastian. 00:10:01.700 --> 00:10:05.820 Hi. He's named Greg. I carry my mother's name. 00:10:05.820 --> 00:10:08.820 That's cool. Feminism. Yeah. 00:10:08.820 --> 00:10:11.820 What do we do next? Long live the matriarchy. Your mom was named Linus? 00:10:11.820 --> 00:10:20.420 Don't joke. No, I'm using my technique for removed but not actually used. 00:10:20.420 --> 00:10:24.740 You said the magic word. 00:10:24.740 --> 00:10:29.220 I'm going to clean this. 00:10:29.220 --> 00:10:32.420 Literally sitting and cleaning things is better than talking to you people. 00:10:32.420 --> 00:10:37.740 What do you mean, you people? The latch isn't part of the DisplayPort spec. 00:10:37.740 --> 00:10:40.740 No one has to do this. I know. They just do it to be annoying. 00:10:40.740 --> 00:10:47.540 I know. Except Dell. Dell was the first one that made a DisplayPort cable that I was enlightened by. 00:10:47.540 --> 00:10:51.940 I held it up and I went, oh, it doesn't have to be this way. 00:10:51.940 --> 00:10:57.020 And it still engages the lock in the female side because there's just a little bump that 00:10:57.020 --> 00:11:02.740 kind of goes into it. You still get that tactile feedback when you plug it in. 00:11:02.740 --> 00:11:05.780 But you just don't have to fight with the button to get it out. 00:11:05.780 --> 00:11:08.780 So annoying. So annoying. 00:11:08.780 --> 00:11:11.780 Our DisplayPort cables won't have the button. 00:11:11.780 --> 00:11:16.820 Oh, there's a peel on here. Gosh darn it, you guys. 00:11:16.820 --> 00:11:20.060 Oh, that sucked. 00:11:20.060 --> 00:11:24.500 That was so unsatisfying. Yeah, I'm sorry for you. Look how shiny it is. 00:11:24.500 --> 00:11:29.500 Maybe we should protect it. Just put that back on. 00:11:29.500 --> 00:11:32.620 No one's going to see it. It's behind the monitor. 00:11:32.620 --> 00:11:38.460 Sven gave me that monitor. Bro, just date Sven already. 00:11:38.460 --> 00:11:43.740 I was going to say, damn, a generous lover and tech donator. 00:11:43.740 --> 00:11:46.860 Wait, how do you know? So true. 00:11:46.860 --> 00:11:51.900 We're going to tell them about Linus and Sven's history. So let's explain your colon cancer. 00:11:51.900 --> 00:11:55.620 Sure. Yeah, okay. So this lump shouldn't be here. 00:11:55.620 --> 00:12:01.420 Yeah. So what we're going to do is we're going to take an entire year to get it out of you. 00:12:01.420 --> 00:12:06.620 Okay? First things first. 00:12:06.620 --> 00:12:11.420 That would have been funny. Half the people at work only know 9-11 as a story. 00:12:11.420 --> 00:12:15.620 Yeah, so I was in kindergarten in 1991. 00:12:15.620 --> 00:12:19.820 That's not that different. Yeah, it is really different. I think you're just upset that you're at a master of doctors. 00:12:19.820 --> 00:12:24.660 That's extremely different. 1998? Dude, I was almost out of elementary school in 1998. 00:12:24.660 --> 00:12:27.660 That's crazy. Yeah, right. That is pretty crazy. 00:12:27.660 --> 00:12:32.420 Yeah, you were almost out of the building where they host kindergarten still. 00:12:32.420 --> 00:12:35.420 Yeah. No, kindergarten still. What the hell? 00:12:35.420 --> 00:12:40.300 You guys have separate kindergartners? In 1998, the kindergartners were the only ones that were small enough for me to fight 00:12:40.300 --> 00:12:43.340 with them and have it be fair. I'm so sorry. 00:12:43.340 --> 00:12:48.740 I think you can still fight with kindergartners. He's just upset. He's not a master of doctors. 00:12:48.740 --> 00:12:57.580 Who's a trick question? Would you rather fight 100 kindergarten-sized line-uses or one line-sized kindergartner? 00:12:57.580 --> 00:13:01.580 They're like, how many? The one with less. 00:13:01.580 --> 00:13:07.460 How many kindergartners do you think you could take? 00:13:07.460 --> 00:13:11.140 Not consecutive at the same time. I could take 10 kindergartners at the same time? 00:13:11.140 --> 00:13:14.260 I think so, yeah. To the death? 00:13:14.260 --> 00:13:18.220 I don't think I could take one because I was already bullied by a 9-year-old for having cancer. 00:13:18.220 --> 00:13:22.220 What? Like in college? 00:13:22.220 --> 00:13:25.220 No, no, no. IRL. What? 00:13:25.220 --> 00:13:29.980 We were at one of her work parties and she was giving one of the kids a piggyback ride 00:13:29.980 --> 00:13:33.380 and then the older sister was like, oh, I want one too and Brie was like, oh, no, no, 00:13:33.380 --> 00:13:36.380 I don't think I can. She's like, well, what about him? Can he give me a piggyback? 00:13:36.380 --> 00:13:41.220 Oh, no, he's not strong enough yet and she just walked off and goes, ha, ha. 00:13:41.220 --> 00:13:44.700 You got Nelson? I got Nelson for having cancer. 00:13:44.700 --> 00:13:47.700 I gotta take this. That's great. 00:13:47.700 --> 00:13:50.980 No, just for the record, she definitely did not know. 00:13:50.980 --> 00:13:57.980 Hello? That was really funny. I laughed so hard. 00:13:57.980 --> 00:14:07.420 Wow, those 1998 kindergartners were cold. 00:14:07.420 --> 00:14:10.420 That was... You laughed at him for that? Yeah, it was hilarious. 00:14:10.420 --> 00:14:17.420 You laughed too. And she's like, oh, why did you disappear to the bathroom for two hours? 00:14:18.140 --> 00:14:24.420 Why are your eyes so red? 00:14:24.420 --> 00:14:29.180 Yeah, maybe if you're as short as Andrew. 00:14:29.180 --> 00:14:32.180 Wow. It's called a shorty snack. 00:14:32.180 --> 00:14:36.180 Yeah. Ain't that right, Brie? 00:14:36.180 --> 00:14:41.180 Okay. There we are. In a room where I'm standing next to a woman, which of us is the shorty? 00:14:41.180 --> 00:14:44.180 You. Well, no, not you. I'm not. 00:14:44.180 --> 00:14:51.180 I'm still you. I don't know. How about you get out of here, get out of here. 00:14:51.180 --> 00:14:54.780 See you later. Like, like, shorty? Like, shorty? 00:14:54.780 --> 00:14:57.980 Like, which one is a melody in my head? 00:14:57.980 --> 00:15:01.660 Yeah, are you referring to shorty? 00:15:01.660 --> 00:15:05.700 Na, na, na, every day. Got my eye, but I'm gonna be lame. 00:15:05.700 --> 00:15:09.700 Got to guess it. Oh my God, is that song old enough that iPods were relevant? 00:15:09.700 --> 00:15:12.700 Yeah. That's how they're in the lyrics. Oh God. 00:15:12.700 --> 00:15:16.860 Even before... Like a melody, like a melody, like in my head. 00:15:16.860 --> 00:15:19.900 I hate that. Y'all ever pull out your Zoom? 00:15:19.900 --> 00:15:25.900 Dude, watching old music videos and seeing the people who had Zoom sponsorships and being like, yeah. 00:15:25.900 --> 00:15:30.180 It's like, damn. The one where Kelly Rowland's writing in the lake. 00:15:30.180 --> 00:15:36.180 Oh, the sidekick, the people with sidekick sponsorships too. It's so funny when they're like a random product 00:15:36.180 --> 00:15:39.460 in a music video. Good. We should do that. 00:15:39.460 --> 00:15:42.460 We should sponsor LTT stores, should sponsor music videos. 00:15:43.860 --> 00:15:47.460 Yeah, what would they do exactly? They would be screwing something in. 00:15:47.460 --> 00:15:50.580 Sure. Taking a big drink. Damn. 00:15:50.580 --> 00:15:54.780 Water. Yeah, from a water bottle. 00:15:54.780 --> 00:15:59.180 That'd be super cool. The rappers would all be into it. They're all hydration homies, I heard.