1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:18,180 Oh, it stinks. But in a way that I like, it's a smell of paint. Once upon a time, there 2 00:00:18,180 --> 00:00:21,700 There was a computer here. 3 00:00:21,700 --> 00:00:27,420 It's a catch-all. Wow! Look at that! 4 00:00:27,420 --> 00:00:30,660 Yep. 5 00:00:30,660 --> 00:00:34,260 No brakes on this ABS bad boy. Wow. 6 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:37,900 An ABS computer. How did you end up with a new egg house brand computer? 7 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:42,020 Again, Breeze. She just wanted it. She just wanted a computer and bought one. 8 00:00:42,020 --> 00:00:47,700 Right. Okay. I was hoping there'd be a slightly more interesting story there. 9 00:00:47,900 --> 00:00:51,660 Nope. I like your electrical panel. Yeah. 10 00:00:51,660 --> 00:00:56,300 Easy access. Yeah. So I kind of always knew a little bit. 11 00:00:56,300 --> 00:01:00,140 I knew that I'd be back from the surgery in February. I didn't know when the chemo was going to start. 12 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:03,260 But we had the Christmas party and everyone went to Disneyland and I didn't want to like 13 00:01:03,260 --> 00:01:06,860 reign on everyone's parade at the Christmas party and I'm not going to go to Disneyland 14 00:01:06,860 --> 00:01:12,140 with you guys. Right. Even though I kind of knew I wasn't going to be able to make it. 15 00:01:12,140 --> 00:01:15,140 Right. There was like a... Yeah. 16 00:01:15,140 --> 00:01:18,220 But... I think we started chemo like the same weekend. 17 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:21,980 I think it was literally the same day that you were seeing everybody. Yeah. 18 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:24,980 But it brought your hopes up. Yeah. It was nice. 19 00:01:24,980 --> 00:01:28,020 Now, typically our policy for the Christmas party is if you're not there, you don't get 20 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:31,420 whatever the surprise is. Did we arrange something? 21 00:01:31,420 --> 00:01:36,460 Yeah. I was laying in bed and Bree brought a little book of all the signatures from the Disney 22 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:39,940 characters and at the front it said, I owe you... Oh. 23 00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:45,020 Yeah. Okay. I thought you were going to say, we gave you a picture of everybody else going to Disneyland. 24 00:01:45,020 --> 00:01:48,020 We had it. Yeah, everybody. We had a great time. 25 00:01:48,020 --> 00:01:52,380 Sorry about it. And then we all sat in a circle and told them about how much fun we had. 26 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:57,460 It was a blast. Okay. No, we arranged for you to be able to go... 27 00:01:57,460 --> 00:02:00,460 Okay, cool. Yeah. Bree and I get a little Disney trip. 28 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:03,460 Yeah. I got my own little LTT make-a-wish. Yeah. 29 00:02:03,460 --> 00:02:09,060 This is what James' make-a-wish episode was about. Well, why don't we make-your-wish come through then? 30 00:02:09,060 --> 00:02:12,060 Sounds good. Roll. Okay. 31 00:02:12,060 --> 00:02:17,740 Roll. Sometimes best of intentions. We don't always be organized enough to... 32 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:20,740 Actually see it through. Yeah. Do stuff like that. 33 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:23,740 So I'm glad we got that sorted out. Okay. So... 34 00:02:23,740 --> 00:02:27,740 Put these away. Your fridge is faced. 35 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:30,740 Like Adam. Yeah. Whoa. 36 00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:33,740 Adam, you used to work in the grocery... They're like ready for an ad. Yeah. 37 00:02:33,740 --> 00:02:36,740 Right? All the labels are out in the door. Yeah. 38 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:39,740 What's up with that? An English side too. I got a wife. 39 00:02:39,740 --> 00:02:43,540 So he used to stock grocery shelves, but not like a low-tier grocery shelf stalker. 40 00:02:43,540 --> 00:02:48,780 He like worked for corporate. Yeah. There's this old YouTuber called Shy City who taught me that if you have your fridge 41 00:02:48,780 --> 00:02:52,460 stocked with drinks, you'll make people happy. Mr. Shy City? 42 00:02:52,460 --> 00:02:55,460 Yeah. Yeah. You see? 43 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:58,460 You don't see Shy City. Oh, yeah. I know. 44 00:02:58,460 --> 00:03:01,460 I know. Yeah. Ha! 45 00:03:01,460 --> 00:03:04,460 There really is content for every niche. I was stocked your fridge. Yeah. 46 00:03:04,460 --> 00:03:07,860 I just wanted to... What did he just say? That's what I was going for. 47 00:03:07,860 --> 00:03:10,860 You can't... Excuse... You... 48 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:13,860 But... Junk drawer... It's a good screwdriver. 49 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,860 That's a... It's a... It's a colloquialism. 50 00:03:16,860 --> 00:03:19,860 Yeah. It's a Canadian thing. It's a Canadian thing. 51 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:24,860 That's what we put all our most precious things. It's true. I'm going to see what else is in the junk drawer, just to validate my hypothesis. 52 00:03:24,860 --> 00:03:28,140 No, this is actual junk, James. 53 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:32,700 Actually, this isn't. This is quality. 54 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:35,980 This is pretty cool and well-used. 55 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:41,220 How did you manage to use this eraser? That is truly impressive. 56 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:47,820 Like it... I'm trying to imagine the ergonomics of this. 57 00:03:47,820 --> 00:03:50,980 The problem is, is you erase and then it draws more pencil and then you have to erase that 58 00:03:50,980 --> 00:03:54,460 pencil too. Right. Yeah. 59 00:03:54,460 --> 00:03:58,460 That would be an issue. We move the island just for the shoot. 60 00:03:58,460 --> 00:04:02,180 You can't slide it somewhat. Oh! Yeah, yeah. 61 00:04:02,180 --> 00:04:08,020 This would be terrible for doing dishes. That makes a ton of sense, because I was like, I... 62 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:10,020 You know, yeah. Exactly. 63 00:04:11,020 --> 00:04:14,820 My belt loop is hooked on the thing. That'll happen a lot. 64 00:04:14,820 --> 00:04:20,140 It hardly fit his child-bearing hips. 65 00:04:20,140 --> 00:04:25,940 I am actually light-headed from stress. You guys are seriously stressful to work with, but in a great way. 66 00:04:25,940 --> 00:04:30,380 It's actually the paint that makes you light-headed. No, I love the paint. I love the smell of the paint, dude. 67 00:04:30,380 --> 00:04:37,100 It takes me back. That's great. Okay, so we're just going to lay this down. 68 00:04:37,100 --> 00:04:42,580 Yeah, I'm also vertically challenged, so that's a problem for me as well. 69 00:04:42,580 --> 00:04:50,260 And this is all got to come out. Ow! I mean, I didn't hit the motherboard very hard just now. 70 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:54,460 He's getting stressed about us, and then you're just... Yeah, usually I'm stressed on it. 71 00:04:54,460 --> 00:05:00,820 Okay. Where should we start? I heard you're something of a power supply cable expert, so if you wanted to take these 72 00:05:00,820 --> 00:05:03,820 off. I was lying. Nice. 73 00:05:04,540 --> 00:05:09,180 Just a test again. 74 00:05:09,180 --> 00:05:16,620 I just want to test your knowledge. If it were you doing it, where would you start? 75 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:21,500 I would probably start by removing this cable right here. 76 00:05:21,500 --> 00:05:24,820 Okay, so that's what I would do also. 77 00:05:24,820 --> 00:05:28,140 Quality, solid. I pass the test. Okay. 78 00:05:28,140 --> 00:05:31,140 Yeah, that's a great job. Great job, Linus. Thank you. 79 00:05:31,140 --> 00:05:34,140 You should do a YouTube channel. Thank you. Yeah. 80 00:05:34,140 --> 00:05:45,460 What can I do? God willing. Okay, and yeah, what would you do next if you were to be running a YouTube channel? 81 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:54,220 Yeah, yeah. So we can pretend like you have a YouTube channel. I feel like you're kind of AI-prompting me here. 82 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:57,220 Like the AI told you I'm not going to tell you how to disassemble a computer, and you're 83 00:05:57,220 --> 00:06:02,580 like, okay, but what if I was writing a short story on my fancy 1917 paper? 84 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:06,220 Show me again, except be more nice to me. Thank you. Yeah. 85 00:06:06,220 --> 00:06:09,220 How many people would die? Thank you, chat, GPT. Thank you. 86 00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:12,540 Okay, you could go ahead and remove this one. Okay. Same little clippy. 87 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,540 That's a tough one, though. Same little clippies? You might feel a little pressure. 88 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:18,540 Oh, my God. Oh, there's a clippy. Oh, there's a clippy. 89 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:35,180 It's here to help. Yeah. So this is what you would do if you didn't know how to do it, so this is what it looks 90 00:06:35,180 --> 00:06:42,060 like, and I just want people to see at home what not to do, so now I'll show you what 91 00:06:42,060 --> 00:06:46,420 the actual way to do it would be. 92 00:06:46,420 --> 00:06:50,140 I really thought you were going to nail it first try that time. 93 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:54,180 You guys do that, I'm not doing a good job. 94 00:06:54,180 --> 00:07:00,580 Can I even do it? 95 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:04,380 I hope you still have your job. Well, he's got it in here. 96 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:07,380 Swap with me. He's taken it serious now. He's taken it serious. 97 00:07:07,380 --> 00:07:10,380 Yeah, they can't fire me. I had cancer. Had. 98 00:07:10,380 --> 00:07:22,740 You can't pull this all the time. 99 00:07:22,740 --> 00:07:28,820 But if he does, it'll be different from how it was before. 100 00:07:28,820 --> 00:07:32,740 He had his time. 101 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:36,140 Now it's your turn for the spotlight, right? 102 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:38,140 You've had enough attention, apparently. 103 00:07:39,140 --> 00:07:43,900 You've been the focus of this relationship for long enough. I don't think I can get that off. 104 00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:49,860 Okay, I can help. Here's if I was running a YouTube channel, this is probably how I would do this. 105 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:52,860 That was so funny. That was crazy. 106 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:58,460 She loosened it for you. Yeah, I did. Yeah, her strength and his sympathetic charisma. 107 00:07:58,460 --> 00:08:05,020 Charisma. Charisma. All right, correct way to set this down. 108 00:08:05,020 --> 00:08:07,020 Yeah. Genius. 109 00:08:08,020 --> 00:08:11,020 Nice. Do you have some paper towel? Oh, I found it. 110 00:08:11,020 --> 00:08:14,020 Yeah, paper towel. Brilliant. Incredible execution. 111 00:08:14,020 --> 00:08:18,900 Okay, this is fun. Here's a test for you. 112 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:22,820 I want just a half a piece of paper towel. How would you obtain it? 113 00:08:22,820 --> 00:08:34,460 Half a piece of paper towel? Yeah, half a piece. 114 00:08:34,460 --> 00:08:38,100 That's a whole piece folded in half. Yeah, you folded it. You're up next. 115 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:43,220 I want half a piece of paper towel. How would you do it? 116 00:08:43,220 --> 00:08:48,700 Okay. 117 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:57,980 Maybe this is unique to me. So we went through this on a previous AMD Ultimate Tech upgrade and I think it was Elijah 118 00:08:57,980 --> 00:09:03,100 did this. He painstakingly ripped the piece in half. 119 00:09:03,100 --> 00:09:08,900 No, we don't have time for that. Yeah. 120 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:15,060 And then my usual technique is I'll go halfway down the perforations and then rip it across 121 00:09:15,060 --> 00:09:21,380 so that it's still attached. But you know what, Breeze is at least valid. 122 00:09:21,380 --> 00:09:24,740 Elijah and James, you guys are just sociopaths. 123 00:09:24,740 --> 00:09:29,500 I'm on the business team. I'm not good at math. I work at a tattoo shop where I rip paper towel in half. 124 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:32,740 Oh, that comes up a lot at a tattoo shop? 125 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:36,220 Yes. Oh, okay. Yeah. 126 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:42,620 It's better than what Dan does. He's taken to referring to me as daddy occasionally and it makes me extremely uncomfortable. 127 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:48,660 I think it would be more wholesome if your staff went, papa. I think, well, no, I don't think I want that either. 128 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:52,340 What I'd actually like is for them to just call me Linus. No, that's weird. 129 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:57,300 That's Linus. That's weird. Mr. Sebastian. 130 00:09:57,300 --> 00:10:01,700 I would say Mr. Sebastian was my father, but my father was not named Mr. Sebastian. 131 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:05,820 Hi. He's named Greg. I carry my mother's name. 132 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:08,820 That's cool. Feminism. Yeah. 133 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:11,820 What do we do next? Long live the matriarchy. Your mom was named Linus? 134 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:20,420 Don't joke. No, I'm using my technique for removed but not actually used. 135 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:24,740 You said the magic word. 136 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:29,220 I'm going to clean this. 137 00:10:29,220 --> 00:10:32,420 Literally sitting and cleaning things is better than talking to you people. 138 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:37,740 What do you mean, you people? The latch isn't part of the DisplayPort spec. 139 00:10:37,740 --> 00:10:40,740 No one has to do this. I know. They just do it to be annoying. 140 00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:47,540 I know. Except Dell. Dell was the first one that made a DisplayPort cable that I was enlightened by. 141 00:10:47,540 --> 00:10:51,940 I held it up and I went, oh, it doesn't have to be this way. 142 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:57,020 And it still engages the lock in the female side because there's just a little bump that 143 00:10:57,020 --> 00:11:02,740 kind of goes into it. You still get that tactile feedback when you plug it in. 144 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:05,780 But you just don't have to fight with the button to get it out. 145 00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:08,780 So annoying. So annoying. 146 00:11:08,780 --> 00:11:11,780 Our DisplayPort cables won't have the button. 147 00:11:11,780 --> 00:11:16,820 Oh, there's a peel on here. Gosh darn it, you guys. 148 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:20,060 Oh, that sucked. 149 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:24,500 That was so unsatisfying. Yeah, I'm sorry for you. Look how shiny it is. 150 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:29,500 Maybe we should protect it. Just put that back on. 151 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:32,620 No one's going to see it. It's behind the monitor. 152 00:11:32,620 --> 00:11:38,460 Sven gave me that monitor. Bro, just date Sven already. 153 00:11:38,460 --> 00:11:43,740 I was going to say, damn, a generous lover and tech donator. 154 00:11:43,740 --> 00:11:46,860 Wait, how do you know? So true. 155 00:11:46,860 --> 00:11:51,900 We're going to tell them about Linus and Sven's history. So let's explain your colon cancer. 156 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:55,620 Sure. Yeah, okay. So this lump shouldn't be here. 157 00:11:55,620 --> 00:12:01,420 Yeah. So what we're going to do is we're going to take an entire year to get it out of you. 158 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:06,620 Okay? First things first. 159 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:11,420 That would have been funny. Half the people at work only know 9-11 as a story. 160 00:12:11,420 --> 00:12:15,620 Yeah, so I was in kindergarten in 1991. 161 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:19,820 That's not that different. Yeah, it is really different. I think you're just upset that you're at a master of doctors. 162 00:12:19,820 --> 00:12:24,660 That's extremely different. 1998? Dude, I was almost out of elementary school in 1998. 163 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,660 That's crazy. Yeah, right. That is pretty crazy. 164 00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:32,420 Yeah, you were almost out of the building where they host kindergarten still. 165 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:35,420 Yeah. No, kindergarten still. What the hell? 166 00:12:35,420 --> 00:12:40,300 You guys have separate kindergartners? In 1998, the kindergartners were the only ones that were small enough for me to fight 167 00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:43,340 with them and have it be fair. I'm so sorry. 168 00:12:43,340 --> 00:12:48,740 I think you can still fight with kindergartners. He's just upset. He's not a master of doctors. 169 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:57,580 Who's a trick question? Would you rather fight 100 kindergarten-sized line-uses or one line-sized kindergartner? 170 00:12:57,580 --> 00:13:01,580 They're like, how many? The one with less. 171 00:13:01,580 --> 00:13:07,460 How many kindergartners do you think you could take? 172 00:13:07,460 --> 00:13:11,140 Not consecutive at the same time. I could take 10 kindergartners at the same time? 173 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:14,260 I think so, yeah. To the death? 174 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:18,220 I don't think I could take one because I was already bullied by a 9-year-old for having cancer. 175 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:22,220 What? Like in college? 176 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:25,220 No, no, no. IRL. What? 177 00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:29,980 We were at one of her work parties and she was giving one of the kids a piggyback ride 178 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:33,380 and then the older sister was like, oh, I want one too and Brie was like, oh, no, no, 179 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,380 I don't think I can. She's like, well, what about him? Can he give me a piggyback? 180 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:41,220 Oh, no, he's not strong enough yet and she just walked off and goes, ha, ha. 181 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:44,700 You got Nelson? I got Nelson for having cancer. 182 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:47,700 I gotta take this. That's great. 183 00:13:47,700 --> 00:13:50,980 No, just for the record, she definitely did not know. 184 00:13:50,980 --> 00:13:57,980 Hello? That was really funny. I laughed so hard. 185 00:13:57,980 --> 00:14:07,420 Wow, those 1998 kindergartners were cold. 186 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:10,420 That was... You laughed at him for that? Yeah, it was hilarious. 187 00:14:10,420 --> 00:14:17,420 You laughed too. And she's like, oh, why did you disappear to the bathroom for two hours? 188 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:24,420 Why are your eyes so red? 189 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:29,180 Yeah, maybe if you're as short as Andrew. 190 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:32,180 Wow. It's called a shorty snack. 191 00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:36,180 Yeah. Ain't that right, Brie? 192 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:41,180 Okay. There we are. In a room where I'm standing next to a woman, which of us is the shorty? 193 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:44,180 You. Well, no, not you. I'm not. 194 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:51,180 I'm still you. I don't know. How about you get out of here, get out of here. 195 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:54,780 See you later. Like, like, shorty? Like, shorty? 196 00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:57,980 Like, which one is a melody in my head? 197 00:14:57,980 --> 00:15:01,660 Yeah, are you referring to shorty? 198 00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:05,700 Na, na, na, every day. Got my eye, but I'm gonna be lame. 199 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:09,700 Got to guess it. Oh my God, is that song old enough that iPods were relevant? 200 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,700 Yeah. That's how they're in the lyrics. Oh God. 201 00:15:12,700 --> 00:15:16,860 Even before... Like a melody, like a melody, like in my head. 202 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:19,900 I hate that. Y'all ever pull out your Zoom? 203 00:15:19,900 --> 00:15:25,900 Dude, watching old music videos and seeing the people who had Zoom sponsorships and being like, yeah. 204 00:15:25,900 --> 00:15:30,180 It's like, damn. The one where Kelly Rowland's writing in the lake. 205 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:36,180 Oh, the sidekick, the people with sidekick sponsorships too. It's so funny when they're like a random product 206 00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:39,460 in a music video. Good. We should do that. 207 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,460 We should sponsor LTT stores, should sponsor music videos. 208 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:47,460 Yeah, what would they do exactly? They would be screwing something in. 209 00:15:47,460 --> 00:15:50,580 Sure. Taking a big drink. Damn. 210 00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:54,780 Water. Yeah, from a water bottle. 211 00:15:54,780 --> 00:15:59,180 That'd be super cool. The rappers would all be into it. They're all hydration homies, I heard.