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Well, tech news, it's just one of those things, you know?

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It's uh uh What What What um what things?

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Couldn't tell you. YouTube has been serving some TV viewers

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with 90-second non-skippable ads, according to multiple

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reports on Reddit and on Twitter, where YouTube pushed back saying that they

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don't serve an ad format like that. This tweet was quickly community-noted with

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evidence that many people were nonetheless seeing these non-existent

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ads. YouTube has since called it an interface bug, where inaccurate timers

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are being shown for shorter ads, and says that a fix is rolling out. But,

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buggy ads aren't the only bad news out of YouTube this week, because YouTube

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Premium is getting a US price hike of up

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to $4 per month at the highest tier, the

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first increase since 2023.

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That's not that long ago. YouTube says the hike is going to help them continue

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delivering a high-quality experience, but as Gizmodo points out, the last time

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YouTube raised Premium prices was just kind of during an inflationary spike,

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which seems to be what's happening right now, not that the service is materially

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changing. CPUID, the French company behind tech enthusiast staples like

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CPU-Z and Hardware Monitor, had its website hacked this week, and they were

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serving malware in place of their actual software. Oh, no. For about 6 hours

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between April 9th and 10th, clicking the download button on cpuid.com

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would hand you a Trojanized installer file instead of the real thing. But,

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how can hackers be so talented and yet

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so incompetent? It wasn't even named the right thing. It was called

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hwinfo_monitor_setup.exe.

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But, that's not what I clicked on. It's the software equivalent of a Pepsi

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vending machine giving me a Coke can that turns out to be full of anthrax.

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Victims who ignored Windows Defender screaming at them and clicked through

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the suddenly Russian installer got hit with a multi-stage, mostly in-memory

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attack that went straight for their saved Chrome passwords.

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The same group hit FileZilla back in March, and researchers at VX

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Underground, who said they'd need a good bit of time trying to bonk it with a

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stick to reverse engineer it, ultimately gave the sample an official grade of B-

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proving that even in crime, you can still get graded on a curve. France,

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meanwhile, is ditching Microsoft Windows in favor of Linux across its government

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computers in an effort to reduce reliance on US technology, to which I

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have to say, "Welcome to the Linux challenge, France.

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This will be your Waterloo."

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Well, I guess Waterloo was your Waterloo, but but this could be kind of

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hard, too. French Minister David Amiel said the goal is for France to regain

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control of its digital destiny, and that the country can no longer depend on

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foreign infrastructure that it doesn't control. France's digital agency, DINUM,

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is leading the switchover as part of a larger initiative, which saw France

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recently move 80,000 national health insurance employees off of Teams, Zoom,

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and Dropbox and onto open-source French alternatives. France even went so far as

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to nationalize supercomputer company Bull, spending 404 million euros to

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prevent it from being bought up by a foreign company. I hope that doesn't end

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up being an error.

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Now, the accelerated particles, that's a whole other can.

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Uh uh of worms? No, it's like you're not even listening.

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Keychron has uploaded the source files for 83 of their keyboards and mice to

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GitHub, handing the modern community full editable CAD designs for cases,

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plates, and stabilizers across basically every major line they make. It is source

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available rather than truly open-source, so it's not like tinkerers are going to

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be able to sell their mods, but at least now the mechanical keyboard community

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can stop reverse-engineering dimensions with calipers as though they're

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appraising a stolen Rolex, and just maintain their own stuff. This is a

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super cool move. Meanwhile, in the wake of Anthropic's "too dangerous to release

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publicly" AI model Mythos grabbing headlines this week, Axios is reporting

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that OpenAI is reportedly also finalizing their own AI product that's

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allegedly so dangerous it can only be released to a small, hand-picked group

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of partners. Turns out that OpenAI's version is an expansion of a cyber

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partner program that it launched back in February, and Axios had to correct its

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own headline to clarify that this isn't even the company's next flagship model.

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Nothing says "we're all so scary" quite like anonymously calling a reporter

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about it and talking about a thing that you were already doing.

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Good job. An Ohio man has become the first person convicted under the 2025

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Take It Down Act, the federal law criminalizing non-consensual deepfakes.

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James Strawler pleaded guilty to producing AI-generated sexual images of

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at least 10 victims, including minors.

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Yuck. On his phone, authorities found over

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2,400 explicit photos and videos, two

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dozen AI apps, and over 100 models.

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According to the New York Times, it's not immediately clear how severe of a

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sentence he will face, but the Take It Down Act carries up to 3 years in

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federal prison for deepfakes involving minors. While many are no doubt

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concerned about the Take It Down Act being misused, I think we can all agree

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on this human toilet brush going away for a while. On the subject of things

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that have been gone away for a while, BlackBerry's ghost is back and suing

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Brother. Irish patent assertion firm

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Malachi Innovations scooped up BlackBerry's old patent pile in 2023 and

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filed a suit in the Eastern District of Texas, alleging that Brother printers

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infringe four Wi-Fi patents that were originally developed for BlackBerry

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phones. Malachi has also filed lawsuits against

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Nintendo, Asus, and Canon, the last of which Malachi quietly withdrew 3 weeks

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ago. But, the case has sparked concerns that other printer manufacturers may

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also be liable for taking perhaps too large of a bite from the original

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fruit-based phone. Are berries technically fruit? They are, aren't

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they? And finally, Honor has announced the

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Mouse Buds Pro in Europe, a travel mouse with a sliding rear compartment that

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pops open to reveal a pair of semi-open ANC earbuds that are stashed inside.

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But, wait, there's more. If that wasn't enough to sell you on this mouse/earbuds

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combo, it's also got a skin-like coating, so you can feel like you are

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holding hands with your computer. Oh, wow. It's my AI girlfriend. The

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earbuds work independently over Bluetooth, which I guess is good for

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anyone who would otherwise have to go jogging with a computer mouse in their

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pocket that >> So annoying. >> that they're holding hands with. It's

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time for me, after learning that, to go jogging away from learning about that.

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Um I'll see you back here on Monday for more tech news, which is

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I It's just a thing. It happens sometimes.
