WEBVTT 00:00:03.520 --> 00:00:07.319 That could be a problem. 00:00:07.680 --> 00:00:13.120 Welcome to the show. I just realized something potentially horrible. We've 00:00:11.360 --> 00:00:20.240 got some pretty good topics this week. There's the R9 Fury Nano. I hate 00:00:17.400 --> 00:00:24.560 you. I have had enough problems in the last half an hour. That could be 00:00:22.080 --> 00:00:30.480 horrible, actually. Which I'm blaming Luke for it this week. He loves He loves 00:00:28.080 --> 00:00:35.680 talking about how the show always starts when I set it starts on time when I set 00:00:32.559 --> 00:00:37.680 it up. And I was like, "Okay, all right. 00:00:35.680 --> 00:00:42.239 Well, then I came in. I was like, "Okay, Luke, go set up the WAN Show cuz I'm 00:00:39.920 --> 00:00:46.800 working on a build log." And he already finished his video for the day and he's 00:00:44.399 --> 00:00:50.640 like, "Yeah, okay." So, I come back 20 minutes before showtime and I'm like, 00:00:48.800 --> 00:00:54.640 "The W show is not set up." And he's like, "Oh, well, Brandon was ironing the 00:00:52.680 --> 00:00:58.199 tablecloth, so I couldn't work on it till he was done." 00:01:00.559 --> 00:01:05.600 What? Well, I'm going to I'm going to let them 00:01:03.760 --> 00:01:10.000 be judge, jury, and executioner over here as to as to whether as to whether 00:01:08.479 --> 00:01:13.520 that is a good enough excuse because the the everything was actually in place. It 00:01:12.080 --> 00:01:19.200 was just off the table and not configured. No, 00:01:16.880 --> 00:01:23.119 to be fair, it actually was configured because of last week and I plugged 00:01:20.880 --> 00:01:27.439 everything back in and your fancy they always work blackmagic cards obviously 00:01:25.119 --> 00:01:31.920 didn't work. Oh, my fancy Blackmagic always No, they never work. You told me 00:01:30.640 --> 00:01:36.159 last week you were like just plug everything into Blackmagics. They've been working for a long time now. And 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:42.320 this week you said the same thing and both times they didn't work. The Black Magics had been working for a long time. 00:01:39.840 --> 00:01:48.960 That is true. But the actual problem we've run into is that our never 00:01:45.720 --> 00:01:51.200 fail averia cards have stopped working. 00:01:48.960 --> 00:01:55.040 I've never had the U3 work. Really? Yeah. Oh, the U3's been great for me. I 00:01:53.680 --> 00:02:00.960 No, I've been carrying it around in my backpack. Wait, this is the U3, right? Yeah. Every time I stream on the Blade, 00:01:59.119 --> 00:02:03.920 I'm using the U3. Oh, wow. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's been great. The portable or 00:02:02.799 --> 00:02:14.040 whatever it's called is the one that always works. Okay. Now, the problem with the U3 for me, it all comes back 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:18.319 down to freaking micro USB 3.0, it is 00:02:14.040 --> 00:02:19.840 the worst connector on Earth. And you 00:02:18.319 --> 00:02:23.440 know what's funny is a lot of people will run around and defend it. They'll 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:27.040 say, "Oh, well, you know what? It's actually rated for X number of 00:02:24.879 --> 00:02:31.280 insertions." I don't care how many insertions it's rated for. That is 00:02:29.680 --> 00:02:36.959 meaningless. You know how many How many insertions I'm rated for? Lots. You know 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:43.440 how many manufacturers ever implemented micro USB 3 on a phone? One. You know 00:02:40.720 --> 00:02:48.080 how many times they did it? Once. Because that was enough. And actually, 00:02:46.319 --> 00:02:52.480 most people that I know, also known as one person that I thought that was your 00:02:51.040 --> 00:02:56.720 phone for a second. I was like, whoa. Oh, I love my phone. Whoa. Uh, the only 00:02:55.280 --> 00:03:01.760 person I know that has that just actually uses just micro USB normal 00:02:58.920 --> 00:03:06.080 anyways cuz they lost their cable. like, "Okay, speaking of losing your cable, 00:03:03.840 --> 00:03:11.040 that one actually uh if you don't use the cable included in the box, I tried 00:03:07.680 --> 00:03:13.599 literally every single other micro USB 3 00:03:11.040 --> 00:03:18.640 cable that we have in the building uh when I was having trouble streaming two 00:03:15.200 --> 00:03:20.800 weeks ago, and none of them, it's like 00:03:18.640 --> 00:03:26.080 it's slightly non-standard. The contacts are slightly longer, so none of them 00:03:23.040 --> 00:03:26.080 were deep enough to 00:03:26.680 --> 00:03:34.159 penetrate. So, uh great topics for today, you guys. Uh, Apple's event was 00:03:31.840 --> 00:03:40.799 this week. They announced a whack ton of stuff. It's um, it baffles me that watch 00:03:37.599 --> 00:03:44.400 OS and watch got so much stage time with 00:03:40.799 --> 00:03:46.720 but Linus 97% positive feedback rating. 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:52.799 U, so we'll talk about that more later. Also, speaking of 97% positive feedback, 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:54.000 AMD launched their Fury Nano to mixed 00:03:52.799 --> 00:03:59.040 reviews. What else we got this week? Russia is working on Jurassic. Uh, well, 00:03:56.319 --> 00:04:03.280 okay. It says Jurassic, but like not really. It's like Ice Age in real life, 00:04:01.200 --> 00:04:05.840 right? Yeah. Mammoths. They're trying to bring a mammoth back to life. Cross it 00:04:04.640 --> 00:04:10.640 with an elephant, blah, blah, blah. What's his name? Ray Romano. Ray Romano. 00:04:08.720 --> 00:04:14.000 Romano. Thank you. Well, whatever. He's the voice of the mammoth. And I Oh, 00:04:12.720 --> 00:04:18.560 yeah. Yeah. I don't remember the character's name. He Manny's annoying. 00:04:16.239 --> 00:04:22.800 Yeah, Manny. Hey, you kind of said it, man. He's annoying. Manny. Yeah. Hey, 00:04:21.359 --> 00:04:26.800 you kind of figured it out. I'm actually closer to the like stupid mircat thing. 00:04:25.120 --> 00:04:30.080 It's like, speaking of stupid Nintendo, is that such is that a clear? Is that a 00:04:28.479 --> 00:04:34.720 straight Hold on, hold on. I got to No, no, no. I got to interrupt you. That's such a good segue. I know you did really 00:04:32.800 --> 00:04:42.400 well, but but I'm ruining it because that's how I roll. So, is Ice Age a 00:04:38.160 --> 00:04:44.600 straight ripoff of Lion King? 00:04:42.400 --> 00:04:51.600 No. You got your thing with tusks. You got your silly mircat. Okay. 00:04:48.479 --> 00:04:53.840 You got your You got your big cat. 00:04:51.600 --> 00:04:58.160 Uh-huh. Yeah. But the big cat is you got your love interest. 00:04:56.080 --> 00:05:04.320 Okay. And you've got uh a uh a bird. Well, the 00:05:02.560 --> 00:05:08.560 squirrel the squirrel flies around a lot. 00:05:05.919 --> 00:05:13.759 And Zazu actually doesn't fly much. Yeah. So, well, no, he flies a fair bit. 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:17.840 I mean, there's that musical number just Can't wait to be king when he's not 00:05:15.199 --> 00:05:22.560 being trampled or the Lion King. They like heal that part of the earth. They 00:05:20.320 --> 00:05:28.960 heal the earth kind of. Yeah. Cuz when when okay when when the scar or whatever 00:05:26.000 --> 00:05:33.360 takes over and is like bashing Simba's mom in the face and whatnot, the earth 00:05:31.039 --> 00:05:37.280 around Pride Rock kind of dies. What's her name? All the plant life dies. 00:05:35.280 --> 00:05:41.120 Nairobi. Nairobi. I don't remember. Is that a Is that a country? Maybe. Hold 00:05:39.360 --> 00:05:45.039 on. Okay, so there's Simba, Nala, Mufasa. Nairobi sounds like a mouse from 00:05:43.120 --> 00:05:52.350 Razer. What is her name? Nadala. Why is Nadala 00:05:49.440 --> 00:05:57.039 coming to No, that's Microsoft's uh 00:05:57.039 --> 00:06:05.759 Twitch chat's not telling me. I don't know. Twitch chat is not helping us. 00:06:02.560 --> 00:06:07.520 Sarabi. Yeah, Sarabi. Thank you. Okay, 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:12.560 so what was our last topic? Our last highlight. Uh Nintendo are being butts. 00:06:10.560 --> 00:06:18.000 Is that Nintendo's like the cutest, happiest, just most ignorant company. I 00:06:15.360 --> 00:06:20.800 know. I know. Speedrunner. They slapped him in the face and everything sucked. 00:06:19.520 --> 00:06:24.560 Well, they did. They more than slapped him in the face. Like, it's pretty brutal. Okay, we'll talk about it later. 00:06:23.039 --> 00:06:28.800 Let's run the intro. Maybe that'll work this week. 00:06:27.039 --> 00:06:33.120 Nope. Wow. Just Just click back and forth 00:06:30.639 --> 00:06:36.400 really fast. New guest and intro and then slow down cuz you don't want to 00:06:34.880 --> 00:06:41.520 stop it if it actually works. What are you talking about? That worked for me both times last week. That worked for 00:06:39.600 --> 00:06:45.199 you? Yeah, because the problem is it's not actually properly loading. It's not 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:49.360 that the file is incorrectly targeted. Mhm. It's just that it's not properly 00:06:46.880 --> 00:06:53.639 loading. So, so I just gave it multiple attempts to load and it worked. 00:06:51.960 --> 00:06:59.280 Okay. Uh, so if I just find it the same one. 00:06:56.880 --> 00:07:02.560 Why are all these intros in here? There should just be one intro. There. There 00:07:01.360 --> 00:07:08.080 it is. Okay. I'm going to No, I'm going to delete the rest of them. I'm going to do it now. That sounds like a productive 00:07:05.759 --> 00:07:14.160 thing to do on the W show. Yeah. I am actually I am using this WAN Show 00:07:11.199 --> 00:07:18.550 airtime to make future WAN Show airtime better. 00:07:16.720 --> 00:07:36.850 Yeah. Oh, 00:07:39.400 --> 00:07:45.199 yay. Out loud. My stream just loaded. 00:07:42.880 --> 00:07:51.360 It's been sitting there open this whole time. Our sponsors this week, OneUp 00:07:48.319 --> 00:07:52.880 Ball. Whoa, that's a new sponsor. Yeah. 00:07:51.360 --> 00:07:59.360 Linda.com, sponsor and Squarespace. Also, the 00:07:55.919 --> 00:08:01.520 oldest sponsor. Yeah. I like comfortable 00:07:59.360 --> 00:08:04.639 sponsor. Comfortable sponsor. When when Squarespace isn't sponsoring the W show, 00:08:03.120 --> 00:08:09.479 it feels cold. It's like that's why I stay with my wife. It's comfortable. 00:08:10.319 --> 00:08:16.400 Wow. Maybe it's a good thing that you might 00:08:13.440 --> 00:08:22.000 be late tonight. Oh my gosh. Yeah, I I even tweeted this 00:08:19.280 --> 00:08:25.840 morning. I was my because my I was on my way out the door and my wife's like, 00:08:23.440 --> 00:08:32.080 "Are you going to be home on time?" And I'm like, "Yeah, as long as Wancho goes 00:08:28.479 --> 00:08:36.320 okay." And she's like, "Okay, so you 00:08:32.080 --> 00:08:36.320 won't be home on time?" And I'm just 00:08:36.599 --> 00:08:45.920 like, "Bye, babe. See you later." Get 00:08:39.919 --> 00:08:48.560 it? Later. Oh. Oh. All right. So, we 00:08:45.920 --> 00:08:53.040 have a great show for you today, guys. Uh, we're not going to kick off right 00:08:50.959 --> 00:08:56.959 with the the big Apple event. We're going to jump into Do we not have a 00:08:55.279 --> 00:09:01.519 forum link for this one? Oh, that's weird. Wow. Nerds. That's weird. All 00:08:58.880 --> 00:09:06.640 right. So, Android Authority is going to be our source for I'm going to move this 00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:08.480 mouse over here. There's one of one of 00:09:06.640 --> 00:09:12.880 the sources is called Android Authority. The other one is called Android Police. 00:09:10.000 --> 00:09:18.000 Why are the Android coverages so like aggressive, totalitarian? Like I don't 00:09:15.680 --> 00:09:22.959 understand. All right, so Google officially rolling out Android Pay 00:09:20.640 --> 00:09:28.959 starting today with an update that you can grab the APK and get it going right 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:34.560 now. So this is their official competitor for Apple Pay. I love the way 00:09:31.839 --> 00:09:39.600 that they really thought outside the box in terms of the naming for this. Yep. I 00:09:37.680 --> 00:09:45.440 mean, they didn't want people to get confused, you know, AP AP when we were 00:09:43.680 --> 00:09:50.160 like, "Yeah, I'm just going to pay via AP with my like 00:09:48.480 --> 00:09:56.000 um, you know, wireless contacts, whatever." 00:09:53.680 --> 00:10:00.880 The weird. I I was at a store in Seattle and they had like the ability to pay 00:09:58.560 --> 00:10:05.279 with your phone, but they didn't have a chip reader. 00:10:02.800 --> 00:10:10.560 Yeah. No, that's that's that's normal. So, for our American friends, um it it's 00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:15.040 really funny. I was I was no idea. Yeah, I was at Burger King observing the 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:19.440 hilarity of their menu. Did you see that tweet I sent out? No. So, on their menu, 00:10:17.519 --> 00:10:23.279 they've got like their soft drinks and their and their sides, you know, like 00:10:21.680 --> 00:10:27.440 your French fries and they have freedom fries. Excuse me. And then they've got 00:10:25.040 --> 00:10:33.760 they've got they've got your they got your burgers and then they have a small 00:10:30.480 --> 00:10:36.480 part called salad and other 00:10:33.760 --> 00:10:41.680 which includes the veggie burger. And I'm just like only in America is the 00:10:39.680 --> 00:10:45.440 veggie burger more of a salad than it is a 00:10:43.160 --> 00:10:49.920 burger. And people were giving me crap about this on Twitter. They're like well 00:10:47.760 --> 00:10:53.760 uh it says other. And I'm like yeah but it's Burger King. There's a burger 00:10:51.600 --> 00:10:57.680 category. There's a burger category and the veggie burger isn't in the burger 00:10:56.000 --> 00:11:02.720 category. It's not This isn't This isn't a steakhouse. This isn't a Japanese 00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:04.399 restaurant. Salads and other. You know 00:11:02.720 --> 00:11:08.800 what was I even talking about? That's like having a list of sushi and then 00:11:06.880 --> 00:11:14.079 being like, "No, that one's only avocado." So, that goes in the other 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:18.399 That goes in the other a or like rolls, right? Yeah. There you go. Because you 00:11:16.079 --> 00:11:22.000 could put you could put the avocado roll outside of sushi. That would make 00:11:19.839 --> 00:11:26.240 perfect sense. So, rolls. But it's like rolls and it's like well you know this 00:11:24.160 --> 00:11:30.640 one is more it's got like ground beef in it so it's more of a hamburger. 00:11:28.800 --> 00:11:35.839 So it's in with like milkshakes and other 00:11:33.600 --> 00:11:41.279 No, you can't do you can't just make up new rules as you go along. I'd love for 00:11:37.839 --> 00:11:42.640 someone to open a like mostly vegetarian 00:11:41.279 --> 00:11:47.680 restaurant just so it can be the other way around. So it could be like salads 00:11:44.959 --> 00:11:50.640 and then like I don't know something and other Yeah. So it would have like a 00:11:48.959 --> 00:11:55.279 chicken salad, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, salads. Chicken salads. Um, all 00:11:53.680 --> 00:12:00.000 right. So, it's a gradual roll out starting today. It's not available to 00:11:57.040 --> 00:12:06.160 all of the US yet. And the Android Pay application is to fully replace the 00:12:02.720 --> 00:12:07.480 Google Wallet app. So, you require pay 00:12:06.160 --> 00:12:14.720 services 8.1.13 and it's available for anyone 00:12:10.000 --> 00:12:17.519 running a KitKat 4.4 device or later. 00:12:14.720 --> 00:12:21.600 you it's so it can support credit and debit cards from American Express, 00:12:19.360 --> 00:12:27.120 Discover, Mastercard and Visa. So basically the ones that matter pretty 00:12:23.760 --> 00:12:29.279 much um and while not all banks in the 00:12:27.120 --> 00:12:33.519 US will be supporting it yet, there are some major ones on board including some 00:12:31.200 --> 00:12:37.760 credit unions and they are expecting more and more to come on board over 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:43.279 time. Now, this is something that I bring up in my OnePlus 2 review that is 00:12:40.800 --> 00:12:50.240 going to be coming out very soon, but you must have an NFC enabled smartphone. 00:12:46.480 --> 00:12:52.320 The OnePlus 2 does not support NFC, 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:57.600 which is really baffling to me. Uh because not only is now Android Pay 00:12:55.519 --> 00:13:02.959 going to be requiring NFC, I mean what Android smartphone other than the very 00:12:59.920 --> 00:13:05.600 lowest of the lowest tier of the low NFC 00:13:02.959 --> 00:13:11.120 hasn't had NFC not just now but for years. Oh yeah. Even things like like it 00:13:08.240 --> 00:13:15.440 it's actually become amazingly easy for me to switch between mobile devices. 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:20.800 Like I used to actually not do as many phone reviews as I do now simply because 00:13:18.240 --> 00:13:24.639 it was such a pain in the butt to get all of my information and all of my apps 00:13:22.560 --> 00:13:28.720 and all my crap transferred. But now, thanks to things like Hangouts and 00:13:26.560 --> 00:13:34.240 switching over to that instead of using uh apps that don't cloud sync, um thanks 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:37.120 to things like uh the Play Store, uh making it really easy for you to just 00:13:35.519 --> 00:13:43.600 grab all the apps that were on your last backup of your previous phone and the 00:13:41.040 --> 00:13:47.920 NFC transfer wizard. So, all you have to do is take your two phones, put them 00:13:45.200 --> 00:13:51.519 together, and go enter your passwords one by one by one for all your accounts. 00:13:49.920 --> 00:13:55.040 Boom, you're transferred. pretty much all you have to do is change your your 00:13:53.279 --> 00:13:59.199 icons on your desktop to be in the ideal positions. It's 00:13:56.440 --> 00:14:02.959 fantastic. Not supported on the OnePlus 2, which is just baffling. Um, what else 00:14:01.920 --> 00:14:08.240 is there to say about There's interesting things like your credit and debit number isn't sent with your 00:14:05.519 --> 00:14:12.079 payment. There's a secure code that isn't that code that Google will kind of 00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:16.079 bounce around and use. So, this is much like Apple Pay. Yeah. Which is actually 00:14:13.920 --> 00:14:19.760 really cool. I like that personally. Um, and Android Pay makes it easy to check 00:14:17.760 --> 00:14:23.040 for suspicious activity because you can quickly check your payment history and 00:14:21.360 --> 00:14:28.000 see where they all happened, which is awesome because credit cards suck for 00:14:25.920 --> 00:14:32.800 that. Yep. And the other thing the other thing credit cards and cards suck for in 00:14:29.839 --> 00:14:38.560 general is loyalty programs and rewards. Um, like I 00:14:35.079 --> 00:14:41.040 mean I can't wait to have Apple Pay and 00:14:38.560 --> 00:14:46.480 Android Pay in Canada for that reason alone. Like my stupid local grocery 00:14:44.000 --> 00:14:51.199 store, Nester's Market. Ever even heard of it? Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, okay. 00:14:48.959 --> 00:14:55.440 You're local. Whatever. Most of you, but like I hadn't. It's like rinky dink and 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:59.839 stupid. And many grocery stores, a Save on Foods still does this. Don't even 00:14:58.160 --> 00:15:03.199 allow you to just give them your phone number. You actually have to carry the 00:15:01.519 --> 00:15:06.959 stupid card. You can have an app on your phone now. You can. Yes, you can have an 00:15:04.800 --> 00:15:11.320 app on your phone, but still stupid. And I tried to like make the app on my phone 00:15:09.199 --> 00:15:15.519 work and I honestly couldn't. But the experience of just paying and having it 00:15:13.920 --> 00:15:19.600 automatically track through Android Pay or Apple Pay is much much better and 00:15:17.680 --> 00:15:25.519 will allow many of us to have thinner wallets. Yes. All right. So, let's move 00:15:22.560 --> 00:15:29.560 on to the R9 Nano. This was originally posted on the forum by Mule. Are you 00:15:28.079 --> 00:15:33.440 posting this in the chat? Sure. All right. Do you have it already or do you 00:15:31.760 --> 00:15:38.880 want me to do it? I don't. You don't. I can grab it though. Just do the thing. You can grab it. You sure? 00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:44.560 Just grab it under the table. I don't think they allow that sort of thing on Twitch. Uh, so let's go ahead and fire 00:15:42.720 --> 00:15:49.440 up the old Well, I've got two mice in front of me, which always trips me crap 00:15:47.040 --> 00:15:57.600 out. So, I'll fire up the PC per review done by our buddy over there, Ryan 00:15:52.759 --> 00:16:01.600 Shrout. Um, this card this card has 00:15:57.600 --> 00:16:04.399 generated about as much controversy as 00:16:01.600 --> 00:16:08.800 any that I can think of over the past little while. Um, is our is our video up 00:16:07.040 --> 00:16:12.320 on Vessel yet? Vessel. Yeah, it's up on Vessel. Okay. So, why don't you why 00:16:10.800 --> 00:16:15.759 don't you summarize your impressions and then we'll we'll kind of talk about what 00:16:14.000 --> 00:16:20.240 the rest of the internet thought and whether they agreed with you or not and 00:16:17.199 --> 00:16:21.839 go from there. Okay. So, in terms of 00:16:20.240 --> 00:16:26.639 performance, uh price performance, not very good, but 00:16:24.639 --> 00:16:31.440 I didn't expect that from a card who's like I'm small and fast, so that's 00:16:29.600 --> 00:16:34.880 probably fine. Um it's actual performance. So, you wouldn't expect my 00:16:33.040 --> 00:16:39.759 performance to be good. Well, it depends on what scenario. 00:16:37.440 --> 00:16:43.199 Okay, sorry. Go ahead. Anyways, um well, no, I wouldn't expect your performance 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:49.600 to be cost effective. So, you would expect me to charge a lot, 00:16:46.880 --> 00:16:55.279 but work really well. That's a good That's fine. Anyways, so I hate this 00:16:52.240 --> 00:16:57.399 show. So, it performed better than what 00:16:55.279 --> 00:17:01.360 our our Fury I think I'm trying to remember off the top 00:16:59.680 --> 00:17:05.280 of my head. I know it traded blows with the 980, which is pretty impressive. The 00:17:02.959 --> 00:17:09.520 980 is I think about $100 cheaper, but then the 980 is like what, twice as 00:17:07.120 --> 00:17:12.319 long, I think. So, that's actually not bad. I thought it was a really 00:17:11.039 --> 00:17:17.839 interesting card because it's just as long as your PCI Express slot. So, 00:17:14.319 --> 00:17:20.079 people that want to make like literally 00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:23.439 tiny as hell computers would be able to do that because you don't have to make 00:17:21.039 --> 00:17:27.839 it any longer than your motherboard. Uh, one thing I kind of wish they did was 00:17:25.120 --> 00:17:32.320 make the eight pin point upwards instead of out of the card. But then there's 00:17:30.320 --> 00:17:36.080 debate there as well because then you're making it taller instead of longer and 00:17:34.880 --> 00:17:40.320 then it's like, okay, well, which one do you want? I kind of want taller. But I 00:17:38.559 --> 00:17:44.720 think that's I think there's no real way to win there because this is something 00:17:41.760 --> 00:17:48.559 that I that I actually pointed out to uh either Brandon when he was doing B-roll 00:17:46.320 --> 00:17:55.039 or John when Brandon was doing B-roll. But what I was saying was the R9 uh Fury 00:17:52.400 --> 00:18:01.520 Nano is actually what about a/ an inch or 3/4 of an inch shorter than our 970 00:17:58.799 --> 00:18:07.039 Mini. Yeah. Um that that AMD is really positioning this card against as the as 00:18:04.000 --> 00:18:09.120 the equivalent small form factor card. 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:14.080 And my comment was, well, hold on a second because depending on the case 00:18:11.520 --> 00:18:19.200 configuration, these two could actually end up being the same or the NVIDIA card 00:18:17.440 --> 00:18:24.000 could even end up being a little bit better because like you were saying, the 00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:27.919 Nano plugs in on the end and you have to factor in that additional space taken up 00:18:25.919 --> 00:18:34.559 by the PCI Express power connector whereas in ASUS's implementation of a of 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:36.400 a mini 970 has it coming out of the top. 00:18:34.559 --> 00:18:40.559 And whether this is better or worse for you is ultimately just going to come 00:18:38.480 --> 00:18:48.400 down to the case that you're putting it in. And to me, that really is the the 00:18:44.160 --> 00:18:50.440 the center of the argument about the R9 00:18:48.400 --> 00:18:58.480 Fury Nano is what computer requires this? What was 00:18:55.280 --> 00:19:01.039 it actually made for? Did AMD run out 00:18:58.480 --> 00:19:07.200 and make a card that no one was asking for and no one needed? Because if you 00:19:03.919 --> 00:19:09.919 look at the way that MiniITX case design 00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:16.000 has gone over the last uh I'd say over the last about 2 to 3 years with uh with 00:19:13.200 --> 00:19:20.720 things like the end case coming out um things like uh that that Steam Machine 00:19:18.559 --> 00:19:27.520 prototype that Valve was sending out. They're all designed for a full fat 10 00:19:24.320 --> 00:19:28.880 and a half inch NVIDIA graphics card. 00:19:27.520 --> 00:19:34.640 Like they're all that's mainly because that's all there really was. Why why why 00:19:31.679 --> 00:19:40.960 would you make a case that can't fit graphics cards? No, no, I I get it. But 00:19:37.840 --> 00:19:43.840 here's the other side of that is the 00:19:40.960 --> 00:19:49.240 motherboard is only, you know, 6 in wide or whatever and the graphics card was 10 00:19:45.840 --> 00:19:51.440 and 12 in, but we were using that other 00:19:49.240 --> 00:19:57.520 space. That's where we're putting our drives. Uh that's where some sometimes 00:19:54.880 --> 00:20:05.039 we're putting our power supply. So, while the R9 Fury Nano in my mind is a 00:20:01.120 --> 00:20:08.160 product that has no place today, what I 00:20:05.039 --> 00:20:11.120 like about it is that the Fury Nano is 00:20:08.160 --> 00:20:15.039 the perfect card for the case that I want to exist. The Lionus Edition case, 00:20:13.919 --> 00:20:22.640 that's what I'm saying. No one would build a case for it now because it doesn't exist yet. Exactly. So, the one 00:20:19.919 --> 00:20:26.400 that I want is a case, and I I I pitched this to Cooler Master, and I give Nate a 00:20:24.880 --> 00:20:31.039 hard time every time I see him that they've never made it, but I wanted 00:20:28.240 --> 00:20:39.679 something that really was about the size of like a PS4, really small. External 00:20:36.240 --> 00:20:43.039 power brick is okay, but the R9 Fury 00:20:39.679 --> 00:20:44.960 Nano would be the card if we get rid of 00:20:43.039 --> 00:20:49.280 the hard drives. So, we bail on hard drives altogether. We only use 2 and 12 00:20:47.200 --> 00:20:55.280 in drives. The R9 Fury Nano would be the card that would actually fit if, and 00:20:52.799 --> 00:21:01.320 they were so close on this, if they had opted for a blower type design. I'm 00:20:58.000 --> 00:21:04.159 really, really sketched out by that 00:21:01.320 --> 00:21:07.960 internal just scatter the air around type cooler that they went and put on 00:21:06.400 --> 00:21:13.520 the reference card. So, you know, I I think why don't 00:21:11.840 --> 00:21:18.600 we just why don't we hear from why don't we hear from you guys here? I'm going to 00:21:15.679 --> 00:21:23.080 create a straw poll. I want to know R9 theory 00:21:20.760 --> 00:21:27.080 nano failure 00:21:24.760 --> 00:21:33.760 success cool in theory but not interested and of course 00:21:31.520 --> 00:21:37.840 turnip and I and I really I'd like you guys to I'd like you guys to answer 00:21:36.159 --> 00:21:43.360 pretty honestly here. I really want to hear from you because this is one of 00:21:39.760 --> 00:21:46.559 those products where AMD is trying to 00:21:43.360 --> 00:21:48.159 sell it not based on FPS per dollar, 00:21:46.559 --> 00:21:52.480 which is all they've really chased for a long time now. They're trying to sell it 00:21:50.080 --> 00:21:56.320 based on a less tangible value proposition. Like, hey, we made 00:21:54.000 --> 00:21:59.360 something with great power consumption. Okay, yeah, it might thermal throttle a 00:21:58.080 --> 00:22:07.360 little bit if you install it in a super tiny case, but quite frankly, what wouldn't? 00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:08.960 Um, do you like it? So before we go 00:22:07.360 --> 00:22:13.120 ahead and jump into the results of that straw pull, I have another one to share 00:22:10.960 --> 00:22:16.400 with you guys. They're trying things and people hammer on them a lot for not 00:22:14.799 --> 00:22:20.799 trying things and then they tried something and people are hammering on them for it. So like I think we kind of 00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:27.039 need to pick one. I don't want to hate on the engineer. I mean I was I was like 00:22:24.880 --> 00:22:33.039 right on board when NVIDIA was launching cards like the GTX 590 and cramming two 00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:36.400 580s essentially in 6 in each. I mean, if you if you really think about it, 00:22:34.799 --> 00:22:40.880 that's what AMD has done here. They've done the engineering work for a dual GPU 00:22:38.799 --> 00:22:46.720 card and then they cut off the back. Nope. 00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:49.280 They cut off the second GPU. Um, have 00:22:46.720 --> 00:22:54.400 they laid the groundwork perhaps for a a Fury X2? I kind of hope so, cuz it it 00:22:53.200 --> 00:22:59.600 looks like that's pretty much what they've done. But, uh, you know, you have to respect the engineering that 00:22:57.679 --> 00:23:04.960 goes into something like that. So, does it trip you out that we're wearing the 00:23:01.360 --> 00:23:07.679 same shirt? 35% of you say yes, 21% of 00:23:04.960 --> 00:23:11.360 you say no, and 44% of you have thrown away your vote. Um, you know what's 00:23:10.000 --> 00:23:15.840 really funny about the whole vote for turnup thing? Yes. Is those shirts 00:23:13.760 --> 00:23:21.120 started shipping right around the time that Donald Trump started really making 00:23:19.520 --> 00:23:25.760 headlines. And every time I see a vote for turnip 00:23:24.159 --> 00:23:31.840 shirt when someone tweets it at me or whatever, it really does feel like 00:23:28.400 --> 00:23:33.679 mocking Trump's presidential campaign. 00:23:31.840 --> 00:23:38.159 Does it not? Are we not supposed to have some? Um, we never No, we never got 00:23:35.760 --> 00:23:43.280 samples of that. But then I forgot to order mine this time and I actually sent 00:23:41.520 --> 00:23:49.200 Teespring after the campaign was over. I was like, "Hey, um, so it's kind of my 00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:53.760 campaign. Can I still get one?" And they actually sent me not one but three 00:23:51.640 --> 00:23:57.520 mediums. Sorry. So, I'm giving one to Austin when he shows up tomorrow. And uh 00:23:56.400 --> 00:24:02.559 and then I don't know what to do with the other one. Maybe we'll next time we have a meet up or something, I'll bring 00:24:00.080 --> 00:24:09.520 it along. Or maybe I won't. Oh, yeah. This is a great topic. Austin lands 00:24:06.679 --> 00:24:14.080 tomorrow. So, without without teasing too much, Austin and I are going to be 00:24:11.840 --> 00:24:20.720 working on a collab video tomorrow that's going to be kind of a lowkey 00:24:16.720 --> 00:24:23.279 small project. And then Monday, Tuesday, 00:24:20.720 --> 00:24:31.320 Wednesday, next week we are filming. So not Thursday. What? Not Thursday. Good 00:24:26.640 --> 00:24:31.320 job. Cool. Everything's fine. 00:24:32.080 --> 00:24:41.440 Okay. So, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, next week, we are filming Scrapyard Wars 00:24:38.159 --> 00:24:44.559 3, and it is going to be a three-way 00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:46.960 between me, Luke, and Austin for your 00:24:44.559 --> 00:24:51.200 viewing pleasure. Oh my god, there's gonna be so many 00:24:48.480 --> 00:24:55.240 jokes about that. Who's going to be in the middle during the 00:24:55.520 --> 00:25:01.279 You guys won't get that till later, but someone's going to be in the middle for 00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:04.480 sure at one point in time. All right, so that's going to be great. Let's go ahead 00:25:02.880 --> 00:25:08.679 and check out the results of our other straw pull. Kind of hope it's me. 00:25:09.600 --> 00:25:16.640 You know, I think I lack the hand eye 00:25:12.760 --> 00:25:19.200 coordination to play the middle. 00:25:16.640 --> 00:25:22.960 I've never been like a great dancer and I think I used to be in dancing. You'd 00:25:21.120 --> 00:25:27.159 have to have like pretty good, you know, rhythm, if you know what I mean. 00:25:30.080 --> 00:25:40.480 All right. Oh my god. Um, so let's go ahead and screen share with me. R9 Fury 00:25:35.440 --> 00:25:42.480 Nano. Wow. 57% of you cool in theory not 00:25:40.480 --> 00:25:49.120 interested with another 8% of you. So, it's a total of 65% of you saying either 00:25:45.840 --> 00:25:50.559 not interested or failure and 16% of you 00:25:49.120 --> 00:25:56.159 saying success. And the funny thing about that those numbers is that if we 00:25:53.039 --> 00:25:58.400 extrapolate and blend the turnup results 00:25:56.159 --> 00:26:03.200 proportionally into the other numbers, that's pretty much the NVIDIA to AMD 00:26:00.159 --> 00:26:05.520 market share. Yeah. 00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:10.720 So, is it is it that AMD fans are interested or is it that should we do an 00:26:07.679 --> 00:26:13.600 NVIDIA AMD poll? I I to see what our 00:26:10.720 --> 00:26:18.480 audience is because that market share isn't necessarily 00:26:16.320 --> 00:26:22.559 properly applied to our viewership. No. No. So there could be a higher AMD 00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:26.000 percentage. It might not represent our community, which is which is a very 00:26:24.400 --> 00:26:29.440 which is very interesting because that market share is largely what what is 00:26:27.679 --> 00:26:36.080 that? The Steam pole that that's based off of. Uh no, I think that's like like 00:26:33.360 --> 00:26:39.600 reporting data blah blah blah. Oh wow. Okay. Well, still it's like a real 00:26:37.440 --> 00:26:44.400 thing. Still, a lot of those people like say you bought a pre-built or it's still 00:26:42.320 --> 00:26:47.919 technically a pre-built if like NCX builds it for you. So, say you bought 00:26:46.000 --> 00:26:53.279 one of those. Wouldn't more of their systems that they're doing be NVIDIA 00:26:49.760 --> 00:26:54.799 systems? Someone like NCIX? Yeah. Um 00:26:53.279 --> 00:26:59.360 like if if they're offering like a this is our preconfigured build that you can 00:26:56.720 --> 00:27:06.799 buy. Are more of those NVIDIA based? you know, back when I was doing it, um, 00:27:03.120 --> 00:27:10.480 generally speaking, we tried to keep it 00:27:06.799 --> 00:27:13.279 pretty balanced. Okay. Um, and not not 00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:17.679 balanced like in terms of of market share, proportional market share, but we 00:27:16.000 --> 00:27:25.200 tried to keep it pretty balanced in that we tried to offer an AMD or an NVIDIA 00:27:22.360 --> 00:27:30.080 graphicsbased system at each sort of tier. Okay. I'm not sure how they do it 00:27:27.440 --> 00:27:34.480 now. I'm just wondering if there's more spotlight on it. So, if someone was just 00:27:31.919 --> 00:27:39.880 randomly like, "Oh, I'm gonna build the gaming PC." I can I what I can say is 00:27:37.520 --> 00:27:45.360 that NVIDIA, what can I say without saying 00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:50.000 too much? What I'll say is that NVIDIA really has their crap together marketing 00:27:47.360 --> 00:27:55.279 wise. So, if there was someone that we were going to collaborate with on like a 00:27:52.480 --> 00:28:00.240 special edition painted green PC and we wanted to cross-promote and and and 00:27:57.679 --> 00:28:03.279 coordinate a marketing campaign with back then, which is two and a half years 00:28:01.840 --> 00:28:08.320 ago, very outdated knowledge. Someone has a good point. They have both. Who 00:28:06.159 --> 00:28:12.399 both? Yeah. Uh, pick your daily driver rig. Come on, make this easy on us. And 00:28:10.320 --> 00:28:16.399 he said specifically discrete graphics. Yeah, I did specifically say discrete 00:28:14.240 --> 00:28:21.880 graphics. I could make the argument that I'm running Intel graphics on this 00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:25.360 laptop, but come on. Yeah. Come 00:28:21.880 --> 00:28:27.200 on. Come on. We need Nikki V. Yeah, we 00:28:25.360 --> 00:28:32.960 need Nikki V over here to tell you guys what's up with No, we don't. We do not 00:28:29.360 --> 00:28:34.480 need Nikki V. Come on. Yes, that was 00:28:32.960 --> 00:28:38.559 great. Favorite part of W show 2015. It was 00:28:36.480 --> 00:28:43.440 better than mine. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Much better, actually. All right. 00:28:40.480 --> 00:28:49.480 So, 68% of you are saying NVIDIA with 28% of you AMD and 4% of you gaming on 00:28:46.960 --> 00:28:54.240 the Xbox. Um, so could we live without 4% of our 00:28:52.480 --> 00:28:57.919 audience? Probably. I think we could. Yeah. Um, but like this this this shows 00:28:56.480 --> 00:29:02.240 a higher percentage. Just kidding. Just kidding. This shows a higher percentage. 00:28:59.520 --> 00:29:06.640 So that means that I guess some of the AMD guys weren't as interested in the 00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:11.120 Nano, but that's not surprising because even though small form factor is getting 00:29:08.559 --> 00:29:15.120 much more popular lately, it's still not as popular 00:29:13.360 --> 00:29:20.399 stuff. You guys can correct me. You guys can correct me if I'm wrong, but would 00:29:17.520 --> 00:29:25.760 it be totally unfair for me to say that among the sort of the the higher tier 00:29:23.760 --> 00:29:29.200 tech enthusiast community, so I'm not just talking the typical average gamer 00:29:28.000 --> 00:29:35.200 who's going to walk into Best Buy and buy a graphics card. I'm talking the guys who are who who care about this 00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:39.919 show and us discussing who has more graphics card market share. 00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:44.720 Basically, what's happening that kind of thing? I mean, that's the kind of show you're tuned into. Deal with it. Um, but 00:29:43.039 --> 00:29:50.000 would it be safe to say that amongst that crowd, there would be more people 00:29:47.919 --> 00:29:54.320 making a graphics card decision based on something like, "Well, gee, I'd sure 00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:59.520 like AMD to survive. Would I be willing to give up 5% FPS or would I be willing 00:29:57.360 --> 00:30:04.399 to give up Gamestream or CUDA or whatever NVIDIA feature might sway you? 00:30:02.000 --> 00:30:09.120 Would I be willing to give that up and support AMD to try and get them through 00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:13.279 the hard times? Cuz it's hard times over there, guys. Yeah, like the word on the 00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:19.760 street is upwards of 20% of their company was just basically bought. Um, 00:30:18.080 --> 00:30:26.000 so they got a cash infusion out of it, but they no longer own fabs. They no 00:30:22.720 --> 00:30:29.120 longer own like a freaking whack ton of 00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:31.360 their company stock. And they just spun 00:30:29.120 --> 00:30:36.720 off the graphics division as Radeon graphics business unit or or something 00:30:33.520 --> 00:30:37.799 along those lines with uh um just making 00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:43.440 ATI again. Ah, I loved ATI. I don't know why 00:30:41.360 --> 00:30:47.360 I just did. Very few of those people are still there. I know. I hope you know 00:30:44.960 --> 00:30:53.679 that. I know. Okay. It's just a It's just an emblem at this point. Okay. 00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:57.440 I also back in my fanboy days. You know what's funny? I have a lot of people 00:30:55.039 --> 00:31:02.799 accuse me of being a fanboy. I had fanboy days. I had fanboy days. I did. I 00:31:00.159 --> 00:31:06.480 am no longer a fanboy because I I was an ATI fanboy. I was an ATI. Other than 00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:14.080 that, I didn't really care. But I was ATI fan. I am so I am so jaded now that 00:31:10.320 --> 00:31:16.159 everything that comes across my desk is 00:31:14.080 --> 00:31:20.480 plastic and metal and if it doesn't impress me, I don't care if the Pope 00:31:18.159 --> 00:31:27.279 made it. It I I it doesn't it doesn't matter. But in my fanboy days, this is 00:31:23.919 --> 00:31:31.600 something I rarely talk about. I was an 00:31:27.279 --> 00:31:35.600 AMD ATI fanboy. I had AMD processors 00:31:31.600 --> 00:31:37.679 from X2. Yeah, boy. Actually, I put 00:31:35.600 --> 00:31:44.960 those in so many computers. The Athlon X2 4400 Plus was the most that I ever 00:31:42.320 --> 00:31:50.240 spent of my own hard-earned money. And I worked hard for that money. I painted 00:31:46.799 --> 00:31:52.080 houses. Okay, that was the most of my 00:31:50.240 --> 00:32:00.720 hard-earned money that I have ever spent on a single computer component. I spent 00:31:55.640 --> 00:32:04.399 $750 or $800 on a 4,400 plus on the 00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:07.360 launch day because yeah, on launch day I 00:32:04.399 --> 00:32:14.159 went to NCX Burnaby. Well, first I called up my sales guy, Mr. Xenon. I 00:32:11.039 --> 00:32:17.760 called him up representing NCX Bernabby 00:32:14.159 --> 00:32:19.679 OG. Called up Xenon. I said, "Zenon, do 00:32:17.760 --> 00:32:23.200 you have stock of the 4,400 plus?" He goes, "Yeah, but why would you want 00:32:20.880 --> 00:32:27.760 that? That's so expensive." He's a good sales guy. He He was He was looking out 00:32:25.360 --> 00:32:33.640 for my interest. Okay. I'm like, "Zenon, man, you don't understand. This is a 00:32:30.320 --> 00:32:37.880 dual core. It's an Athlon 00:32:33.640 --> 00:32:41.039 64, but two of them. This is not some 00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:44.480 hyperthreading nonsense. This is like 00:32:41.039 --> 00:32:46.880 two CPU cores, man." And he's like, 00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:52.159 "Okay, I'll put it aside for you." I drove right down there. I picked that 00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:56.799 sucker up, got myself a new motherboard. 00:32:52.159 --> 00:32:58.880 Man, that felt good. And it was great. 00:32:56.799 --> 00:33:02.799 But it was not about the fact that it was made by AMD. It was about the fact 00:33:01.440 --> 00:33:07.760 that it was an amazing piece of technology. So, even in my AMD fan days 00:33:05.600 --> 00:33:14.799 when I was rocking the All-in-One Wonder 9600 Pro, which I upgraded to an X800 00:33:11.679 --> 00:33:16.960 Pro, which I upgraded to an X850 XT, I 00:33:14.799 --> 00:33:23.679 was a little bit of a I was a little bit of a an upgrade every generation sort of 00:33:20.320 --> 00:33:25.440 guy back then. Um, 00:33:23.679 --> 00:33:29.200 and that's when generations were fast. Did I ever tell you about my story of uh 00:33:27.679 --> 00:33:34.880 buying the computer built and then taking it all apart and building it again? No. Um, I I shopped around for a 00:33:33.279 --> 00:33:40.080 really long time for deals because I was a kid and there wasn't the cash flow 00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:44.880 wasn't high. So, I had enough money and like this was basically what I had. 00:33:42.320 --> 00:33:47.120 There wasn't like a work for a another month and then you'll get it. It was 00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:50.880 like work for another month and you'll have 10 more dollars. Like, no, this was 00:33:49.360 --> 00:33:55.679 it. So, I shopped around for a really long time getting all the deals that I could, the best deals that I could, even 00:33:53.519 --> 00:33:59.039 like trying to negotiate on the phone. And I got one place to finally do it, 00:33:57.519 --> 00:34:04.320 but they had super super wanted to bundle in the pre-build thing, but it 00:34:01.279 --> 00:34:06.159 was like 25 bucks and it still ended up 00:34:04.320 --> 00:34:10.560 being cheaper total than anywhere else. Was that Addict Computers? I think so. 00:34:08.240 --> 00:34:14.480 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, I was like, "Okay, sure." They did it. I took it home. I 00:34:12.800 --> 00:34:20.720 took the whole thing apart, put it all back together, and then ran that way. 00:34:17.679 --> 00:34:22.960 So, I actually had uh I actually bought 00:34:20.720 --> 00:34:26.320 one of the components for my first hilarious. I know. They charge $25 for 00:34:24.720 --> 00:34:31.200 assembly. They were the only store in that time that was charging $25 for 00:34:28.879 --> 00:34:35.839 assembly. And let me tell you, I've seen computers they assembled. You got your 00:34:33.359 --> 00:34:39.200 $25 worth. That's why I took it apart. Yeah. It was not It was not that great. 00:34:37.520 --> 00:34:44.000 Uh my first computer, I actually bought one component at Attic Computers, the 00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:50.359 hard drive, and I had to make a tough choice for myself. I either was going to 00:34:46.960 --> 00:34:54.240 get the 120 gig drive with the 2meg 00:34:50.359 --> 00:34:57.040 cache, okay? or the 80 gig drive with 00:34:54.240 --> 00:35:02.920 the 8meg cache. Oh, they were the same price. Did I want 50% more capacity? 00:34:59.839 --> 00:35:06.720 Bearing in mind that to me 80 gigs was 00:35:02.920 --> 00:35:09.040 like like my computer literally had like 00:35:06.720 --> 00:35:13.280 a 600 megabyte hard drive in it at that point. And I think I had like like a 900 00:35:11.440 --> 00:35:18.160 megabyte D drive or like something obscene. Like I had less than I had less 00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:24.240 than one and a half gigs of overall storage. I was running a P90. Okay. like 00:35:21.200 --> 00:35:25.839 it was sad or like a 133, whatever. It 00:35:24.240 --> 00:35:31.200 was like it was some it was some sadness. And um and and just to just put 00:35:29.440 --> 00:35:37.119 that in the proper perspective, I was running a Pentium 1 at the at a time 00:35:35.440 --> 00:35:42.160 when I was my first computer that I built for myself. I bought a 2500 plus 00:35:39.520 --> 00:35:49.040 Barton core. Okay, so like that was some outdated stuff. I was like, "Yay, I can 00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:52.160 play Age of Empires 2 now." 00:35:49.040 --> 00:35:54.640 Um, where was I going with this? Right. 00:35:52.160 --> 00:36:00.560 So, I walked out the door with the 120 gig drive and I went, "No, 80 gigs is 00:35:58.240 --> 00:36:05.040 enough. I want the extra cash." I walked back in with the sealed drive. Those 00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:09.599 bastards charged me a 15% restocking fee. Oh my god. On a sealed product. You 00:36:07.520 --> 00:36:13.839 did it, too? I did it. I wanted the cash. I wanted the cash. I wanted the 00:36:11.440 --> 00:36:17.520 cash. And I paid the cash to get the cash. Oh my goodness. What the hell are 00:36:16.079 --> 00:36:21.839 we even talking about? What is this show? We were talking about fanboyism 00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:26.079 and how we both used to be ATI fans. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Cuz I was like a I was 00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:30.240 a pretty hard ATI fan. I used to keep all the like I'd sell the graphics card 00:36:28.079 --> 00:36:35.200 but keep the box cuz I thought the box art was so cool. I probably have 00:36:32.000 --> 00:36:37.119 pictures of my box nook. Okay. So, 00:36:35.200 --> 00:36:42.960 you've never seen the old house I used to live in. Um, but out in the boondocks 00:36:40.480 --> 00:36:47.920 of Maple Ridge, I was the only one who who had a room in the basement because 00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:54.079 my older sister is an idiot and didn't take the basement room. I was like, "You 00:36:51.760 --> 00:36:59.200 enjoy your attic that if you want to come home late at night, you have to 00:36:55.920 --> 00:37:02.079 walk past mom and dad's room, pull down 00:36:59.200 --> 00:37:06.079 the ladder." Oh, wow. And walk up. She fell out of that attic multiple times. 00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:12.000 Okay. Like we're talking you're an idiot. It 00:37:09.359 --> 00:37:16.720 was boiling hot in the summer. Like okay, whatever. Anyway, as a second 00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:21.359 child, I managed to score the basement bedroom. It's a good move. The one thing 00:37:18.240 --> 00:37:22.640 I had to contend with was the TV. Okay. 00:37:21.359 --> 00:37:28.079 And this was back in the days when families only had one TV, and that TV 00:37:25.520 --> 00:37:33.200 was a CRT TV, and my hearing was pretty sensitive in the high range. I could 00:37:29.599 --> 00:37:34.880 hear I could hear the scanning gun um 00:37:33.200 --> 00:37:40.240 firing the electrons and that was pretty obnoxious actually through the wall for 00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:43.040 me and my mom was always watching Dennis 00:37:40.240 --> 00:37:47.920 what's his stupid name and he's actually Dennis Miller always watching Dennis 00:37:45.680 --> 00:37:52.400 were like asking Dennis what the name was I wouldn't ask Dennis anything um 00:37:50.560 --> 00:37:57.280 she was always watching Dennis Miller live and it was late at night and I was 00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:58.960 like mother go to bed or put the TV 00:37:57.280 --> 00:38:02.720 somewhere anyway so that was the only issue I had to contend with. So, we 00:38:00.560 --> 00:38:05.160 actually had a downstairs kitchen. The whole downstairs had a separate entrance 00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:10.240 from the back and it was set up as a full suite. 00:38:08.640 --> 00:38:13.520 So, both the upstairs and downstairs had access to the laundry room easily and it 00:38:12.240 --> 00:38:20.240 had a full downstairs kitchen that we hadn't used in years. Um, so I actually 00:38:16.720 --> 00:38:22.640 set up my gaming rig in the like bay 00:38:20.240 --> 00:38:27.760 window equivalent to the bay window upstairs in the dining room. Yeah. And I 00:38:25.680 --> 00:38:31.680 had on the Windows. So, we had our basement set up. So it was about 3 to 00:38:30.160 --> 00:38:39.200 four feet out of the ground so you could have natural light in the basement. I had all the Windows covered with boxes 00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:41.599 of motherboards, graphics cards, CPUs, 00:38:39.200 --> 00:38:46.640 power supplies, the works. It was awesome. That's cool. And that was when 00:38:43.520 --> 00:38:49.440 I was running like my like I think every 00:38:46.640 --> 00:38:54.400 computer geek runs this side business thinking like I'm going to be the next 00:38:51.440 --> 00:38:59.359 system builder. Yeah. and they buy parts with the like discount at the local 00:38:56.800 --> 00:39:04.320 store and then they find friends and relatives and I did pretty okay with 00:39:01.040 --> 00:39:06.880 that. Me too. Me too. I was good at it. 00:39:04.320 --> 00:39:11.520 But um so obviously I had more parts and it's a great way to get games. Got to 00:39:08.640 --> 00:39:15.359 try to sell people cases and fans, man. Got to convince them they need that 00:39:12.880 --> 00:39:20.960 nicer case and they need all the fans. But I never sold anyone an expensive 00:39:18.160 --> 00:39:26.480 cable. Not once. No. Because there's actual value to a better case in there 00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:29.440 is actual value to cooling fans. There 00:39:26.480 --> 00:39:35.280 is no value to a fancy HDMI cable. No, I'm sorry to all those who make fancy 00:39:31.839 --> 00:39:36.880 HDMI cables. Yeah. Um I don't know what 00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:41.040 we're talking about. Why don't we You know what? Why don't we jump right into the Apple event and then we'll do 00:39:39.280 --> 00:39:45.040 sponsors or something like that. So, this was posted by Alex goes high on the 00:39:43.280 --> 00:39:50.320 forum. I'm going to go ahead and screen share 00:39:46.400 --> 00:39:53.119 with you guys. Apple special event. They 00:39:50.320 --> 00:39:58.079 actually built this auditorium basically the entire thing. Oh no, no, no, no. 00:39:55.920 --> 00:40:03.040 That's when like just you shouldn't have that much money. Just go away. They 00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:08.720 bought like they they legit straight up bought stadium seating and installed it 00:40:05.760 --> 00:40:12.640 to do this enormous live event. Uh this is a completely custom custom screen and 00:40:11.440 --> 00:40:20.160 all that stuff. And you know what's really funny is the press 00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:23.839 Wow. Wow. Wow. Autoplay. Yay. The press 00:40:20.160 --> 00:40:25.920 that covers Apple products just blows my 00:40:23.839 --> 00:40:30.079 mind. I'm not going to name any names, but I was just like I was I was reading 00:40:27.839 --> 00:40:32.880 up some some on some blogs and you know getting other people's thoughts on some 00:40:31.440 --> 00:40:39.839 of the stuff before we did WAN Show today. And this one blogger who's 00:40:36.160 --> 00:40:44.079 talking about the event goes on for so 00:40:39.839 --> 00:40:46.720 long about how much better it was than 00:40:44.079 --> 00:40:52.000 previous events and how it like restored his faith in Tim Cook's ability to lead 00:40:49.599 --> 00:40:57.560 the company and how Apple can function without jobs. understand the religious 00:40:53.839 --> 00:41:01.200 fanaticism and I'm just like I beg your 00:40:57.560 --> 00:41:03.520 pardon. Who cares? Yeah. Why do we give 00:41:01.200 --> 00:41:07.160 a [ __ ] Yeah. Quite frankly, that's what I mean. Like I don't understand that 00:41:04.800 --> 00:41:10.160 side of it. It 00:41:10.200 --> 00:41:18.560 the it comes down to not being a fanboy. 00:41:15.040 --> 00:41:21.760 Yeah. Look at it for what it is. Does it 00:41:18.560 --> 00:41:25.400 matter to me that this wallet is made by 00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:25.400 I don't even know 00:41:25.520 --> 00:41:31.040 Swiss gear. I don't know who my wallet is made by, but I know it has like a new 00:41:28.640 --> 00:41:36.319 Schwanstein stamp on it. No cool. What matters is how many cards it holds, how 00:41:33.839 --> 00:41:39.839 robust it was it is. Incidentally, this one has held together incredibly well 00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:43.520 for me. Not that Swiss gear is, you know, a sponsor or anything, but I 00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:48.720 figure if I'm going to talk about it and evaluate it, then I might as well say 00:41:45.359 --> 00:41:50.240 what it is. And like that's it. Does it 00:41:48.720 --> 00:41:54.960 does it have a style that appeals to you? Great. It doesn't matter that 00:41:53.200 --> 00:42:02.839 someone got on stage and told me about it in a really pleasing way. Grow up. 00:41:59.920 --> 00:42:07.119 Anyway, some of the worst presenter like Okay, people are going to shoot me in 00:42:05.200 --> 00:42:09.839 the foot for this, but like I think you shoot yourself in the foot. I think 00:42:08.319 --> 00:42:12.640 people shoot you in the face if they don't like you. Okay, both. I'll shoot 00:42:11.359 --> 00:42:18.560 myself in the foot while other people are shooting me in the face. Um Elon 00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:20.800 Musk is like in a traditional sense not 00:42:18.560 --> 00:42:26.079 that good of a presenter because he'll pause for very long periods of time and 00:42:23.200 --> 00:42:33.319 not because he's like pausing for impact but because he's pausing because he's 00:42:28.160 --> 00:42:33.319 formulating what he's going to say. Um 00:42:33.440 --> 00:42:40.800 what are you doing? This has been driving me crazy all show. It's reflective. Oh, there you go. Um and 00:42:39.520 --> 00:42:45.119 some people insult him for this because they're like, "Oh, he's slow. He's taking too long." I and many other 00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:49.119 people think it's because he's just trying to see what he's going to say 00:42:47.839 --> 00:42:55.280 from a bunch of different angles so that he doesn't say something incorrectly. 00:42:51.079 --> 00:42:57.520 Um, but like he's not a traditionally 00:42:55.280 --> 00:43:02.240 great presenter, right? I like his presenting style because it feels more 00:42:59.680 --> 00:43:07.480 authentic, but he's not like the showman that you got out of Steve Jobs. Yep. Um, 00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:14.400 that doesn't matter at all. No, you should buy a Tesla car because you think 00:43:12.800 --> 00:43:18.000 it's a great piece of technology at a fair price. I can't Some police 00:43:16.160 --> 00:43:24.319 department is getting a whole bunch of Model S's really idling, right? 00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:28.640 Oh, that's so much sense. They will last so much longer. Not to mention they're 00:43:26.079 --> 00:43:34.079 they're like fuel efficiency and they're fast. Yep. That's very interesting. That 00:43:32.400 --> 00:43:37.680 would be the first police department. I don't remember who is it in the dock. If 00:43:35.599 --> 00:43:42.400 I was on my bike and I saw flashing lights, I would actually have to go, can 00:43:39.599 --> 00:43:46.640 I outrun this? No, seriously. A Tesla Model S can do 00:43:44.640 --> 00:43:52.560 almost the same 0 to 60 as my bike. The acceleration is obscene. Yeah. Um police 00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:58.240 vehicle. Not that I condone running from the police. Uh at all to be very clear. 00:43:56.400 --> 00:44:03.440 It's just Yeah, apparently it was the LAPD. Thank you, Nick. There we go. 00:44:00.000 --> 00:44:05.520 Yeah, that's pretty sick. And P85Ds. So 00:44:03.440 --> 00:44:09.520 that's like the dual motor like insane ones. Sick. 00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:15.599 Nuts. Anyways, I'll All right. So, why don't we actually talk about the Apple event for a little bit here? So, the 00:44:12.000 --> 00:44:17.280 iPhone 6S and 6S Plus, how unpredictable 00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:23.599 was that? Are going to be released on September 25th. The 2-year contract 00:44:20.079 --> 00:44:25.920 rates are $1.99 for a 16 gig phone. That 00:44:23.599 --> 00:44:31.640 is such a huge Why do we even still have those? Thank you. That is the question 00:44:28.240 --> 00:44:35.920 we should all be asking. Apple. The 00:44:31.640 --> 00:44:39.440 first iPhone had a 16 gig model. That 00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:41.359 was what 8 years ago. Are you freaking 00:44:39.440 --> 00:44:47.119 kidding me? Like the base model should be that 64 gig one. It it's just it's 00:44:44.560 --> 00:44:52.160 the the the Okay, the difference in price. So, let's let's go let's go let's 00:44:49.680 --> 00:44:57.880 go way back in time. Oh, fun. Let's go to the way way back machine. Let's have 00:44:54.079 --> 00:44:57.880 a look at ncx.com. 00:44:58.240 --> 00:45:04.880 uh back in what would it what would it be like 2007? I have no idea. I can look 00:45:03.280 --> 00:45:09.839 up the original launch date of the first iPhone. Yeah. So, let's go let's go back 00:45:06.480 --> 00:45:11.359 to 2007 and let's see if we can find 00:45:09.839 --> 00:45:16.560 something in their weekly special here. I'm going to I'll screen share with you guys. 2007 June 29th. Here we go. All 00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:21.839 right. So, what kind of tech relics will we find? I love how the site is like the 00:45:19.359 --> 00:45:24.720 same and the banner style is the same. Like this this is honestly probably 00:45:23.440 --> 00:45:28.160 better than what we're currently dealing with. Uh no, this is still Tom. Tom was 00:45:26.800 --> 00:45:32.880 doing the banners back then. No, I'm not saying the banner is better. I mean the general layout. This looks actually 00:45:31.520 --> 00:45:36.800 easier to deal with. I have nothing to say about that. Okay. So, back then. So, 00:45:35.040 --> 00:45:40.960 so okay. So, are we getting two gigs of RAM with the iPhone 00:45:38.440 --> 00:45:46.440 6s? Can you find that out while I go ahead and look at some of this pricing? 00:45:42.480 --> 00:45:50.000 So, back then 2 gigs of memory cost you 00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:51.920 $283. Back then, a 24in widecreen cost 00:45:50.000 --> 00:45:58.480 $890. Oh my. Um, but what I really want is a 00:45:55.680 --> 00:46:02.480 320 Gigabyte hard drive. Is that an original G15? Yeah, that's the G15. If 00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:09.319 it cost that much, I would buy it now. I would buy so many of them at 8925. So, a 00:46:05.520 --> 00:46:12.520 320 gig hard drive costs 00:46:09.319 --> 00:46:16.240 $130. And it looks like an 00:46:12.520 --> 00:46:19.000 SSD, excuse me, doesn't even merit a 00:46:16.240 --> 00:46:24.000 spot on the front page. Are you kidding me? Huh? 00:46:21.520 --> 00:46:29.760 Okay. Well, we might actually have to go not quite as far back. Let's try let's 00:46:26.480 --> 00:46:33.119 try August 2008, shall we? Or apparently 00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:35.839 two gigs of RAM. 00:46:33.119 --> 00:46:40.800 Uh, what? Apparently, it is two gigs. Okay, so they finally they finally given 00:46:38.800 --> 00:46:47.800 us two gigs of RAM. All right, let's go ahead see if we can find an SSD here. 00:46:43.680 --> 00:46:47.800 OCZ Game Extreme. 00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:53.520 Jeez, I thought like the X25M or like 00:46:51.440 --> 00:47:00.400 one of those cheapo stupid like when did all of that happen? Did that not happen 00:46:56.000 --> 00:47:03.359 till much later? I So, is this just a 00:47:00.400 --> 00:47:08.079 matter of Apple giving us far too much early on and now we don't appreciate the 00:47:05.680 --> 00:47:12.319 generosity of their of their 16 gigs of onboard storage? No, let's only has one 00:47:09.680 --> 00:47:17.200 gig. I I don't know. I just Googled it. It says that. 00:47:15.599 --> 00:47:20.640 Yeah, I think there's still some uh I think there's still some debate. I don't 00:47:19.040 --> 00:47:23.920 know if they've actually confirmed it. No, GSM Arena is saying two gigs of RAM. 00:47:22.640 --> 00:47:28.000 I've seen a lot of rumors that it's that it's two gigs of RAM. So, I would uh I 00:47:26.240 --> 00:47:35.480 would actually believe that. This is taking way longer than I had hoped. 00:47:30.319 --> 00:47:42.160 There we go. Okay. So, in 00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:44.720 200 n Wow. Eight. 200. No. What is this? 00:47:42.160 --> 00:47:50.359 Damn it. Whatever. So, at this point in time, you could get 64 gigs of SSD 00:47:47.599 --> 00:47:56.800 storage for $240. Since that 00:47:53.240 --> 00:47:59.440 time, 20 $240. Can you can you run the 00:47:56.800 --> 00:48:04.400 numbers on this? Since that time, I have no idea what I'm doing. Um, so, so, uh, 00:48:02.319 --> 00:48:09.040 60. So, dollars, uh, gigs, gigs per dollar, dollars per gig. Dollars per 00:48:05.680 --> 00:48:12.720 gig. So, 240 divided by 64. Yeah. Okay. 00:48:09.040 --> 00:48:15.720 So, now you can buy a two terbte Samsung 00:48:12.720 --> 00:48:18.240 drive. 75. All right. So, that's three 00:48:15.720 --> 00:48:21.119 $3.75 a gig. All right. So, you can buy a two terbyte Samsung drive. You know, 00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:25.800 let's look at the one tab. I think that's a better cost per gig. That's 00:48:23.040 --> 00:48:29.960 about the same actually. So, uh $480 00:48:27.319 --> 00:48:35.480 for 1,024 or 1,000, whatever. We're rough 00:48:32.480 --> 00:48:38.480 numbers. Rough numbers here. 00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:41.680 Two 37. No, you ran the numbers the 00:48:38.480 --> 00:48:43.440 other way. What? It's 50 cents a gig. 00:48:41.680 --> 00:48:49.359 It's not two. It's two. It's two gigs per dollar. Whatever the point is. So 00:48:46.960 --> 00:48:54.240 three, what was it? 3.75. This is not a math show. Okay. To be honest, you told 00:48:52.240 --> 00:49:00.400 me in that order. So it hasn't fallen. So I was looking for memory. It is 17th 00:48:57.760 --> 00:49:08.720 the price today. Apple could literally be giving us seven 00:49:05.119 --> 00:49:11.680 times the storage of the original iPhone 00:49:08.720 --> 00:49:16.160 at the same price as they would have had to pay at that time. And I know that 00:49:14.480 --> 00:49:19.160 doesn't factor in changing market conditions and blah blah blah blah blah 00:49:17.760 --> 00:49:26.880 blah blah blah blah blah blah. So let's say five 00:49:22.280 --> 00:49:29.599 times 128 gigs should be baseline today. 00:49:26.880 --> 00:49:35.680 64 gigs should be like that's the value model, but a premium device like an 00:49:32.079 --> 00:49:37.160 iPhone should not even have a 16 gig 00:49:35.680 --> 00:49:41.359 model. It's embarrassing. Uh, so what else do we 00:49:39.200 --> 00:49:49.119 have to say about it? So, the 2 Gigabyte spec for memory on the 6S is and six is 00:49:46.000 --> 00:49:53.280 based off of a Apple employee in a 00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:55.680 Reddit comment. Oh, okay. So, basically 00:49:53.280 --> 00:49:58.000 unsubstantiated. Yes. Got it. Okay. So, let's talk let's talk the rest of it. 00:49:56.800 --> 00:50:01.920 So, you pay another hundred bucks, you get 64 gigs. At least they've done away 00:49:59.839 --> 00:50:05.359 with the 32 gig model, although that 199 one should be 32 gigs, but I think we 00:50:03.760 --> 00:50:11.440 all know the reason they're doing this is because they don't want you buying that one because 16 gigs really isn't 00:50:08.800 --> 00:50:17.280 enough anymore when you get 128 gigs for another $100 over that. The 6S Plus is 00:50:14.800 --> 00:50:21.280 basically $100 more across the board for the slightly bigger screen, and you get 00:50:18.960 --> 00:50:25.559 some additional benefits. So, the 6S Plus, once again, is the only one to 00:50:23.520 --> 00:50:31.440 feature optical image stabilization. So, the 6S does not have 00:50:29.119 --> 00:50:36.160 that particular feature. Uh, they're both using the new 64bit or actually, I 00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:41.440 don't think it is new, is it? Whatever. It's an A9 chip, not the A9 Plus that 00:50:39.040 --> 00:50:46.599 we're going to see in the new iPad Pro. So, it's an A9 chip with an M9 motion 00:50:43.559 --> 00:50:50.160 co-processor. Um, they finally shoot 4K 00:50:46.599 --> 00:50:51.839 video. Finally. With that said, I don't 00:50:50.160 --> 00:50:55.400 necessarily think that Apple's been behind the eightball on the whole 4K 00:50:53.680 --> 00:51:02.280 video thing. Yeah, that's actually a problem. Is that 00:50:59.040 --> 00:51:04.720 That's the neighbors. 00:51:02.280 --> 00:51:09.440 Um, do you mind going and asking them like really nicely to turn it down a 00:51:06.640 --> 00:51:13.440 bit? Yeah. You know what it is? They're in their boat. They're in their boat. I 00:51:11.839 --> 00:51:16.480 saw them yesterday sitting in their They're way too baller. They're sitting 00:51:15.040 --> 00:51:20.960 in the speedboat. Why don't they sit in a speedboat in the water? Why don't they 00:51:18.640 --> 00:51:29.119 take the speedboat out? Yeah. I don't know. It's beautiful today. Um Um 00:51:25.160 --> 00:51:32.160 So it seems okay now. Okay. Snoop Dogg 00:51:29.119 --> 00:51:36.640 turned the beat down for us. Okay. So So 00:51:32.160 --> 00:51:39.760 anyway, um sorry. So the six the uh the 00:51:36.640 --> 00:51:41.040 the 6S Plus once again is the only one 00:51:39.760 --> 00:51:45.119 that features optical image stabilization, which is kind of a bummer 00:51:42.880 --> 00:51:50.720 for people with small hands. And they both now have 3D touch or force touch by 00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:54.160 another name. Actually, this same Apple blogger, and I'm probably revealing too 00:51:52.480 --> 00:51:57.359 much now. If that person is watching, which I'm sure they're not, um, they're 00:51:56.240 --> 00:52:04.880 they're going to know who I'm talking about, but compared 3D Touch to 00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:04.880 shortcuts on a 00:52:04.920 --> 00:52:10.160 keyboard. No, it's a right click. Only 00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:15.920 an Apple user would not recognize this as a right click. You access hidden 00:52:13.040 --> 00:52:20.880 menus. Okay, that's brutal. That's not a keyboard shortcut. That's a That's a 00:52:17.920 --> 00:52:25.520 right click. I'm sorry. It's kind of a arguably a mouse shortcut. I'm sorry 00:52:23.680 --> 00:52:29.920 you've gone without right click for so many years. Welcome to 00:52:30.440 --> 00:52:37.920 2015. Uh, what else do I have to say here? Uh, the FaceTime camera is 5 00:52:35.800 --> 00:52:42.559 megapixels. There's a new color, rose gold. I will be doing an iPhone 6S 00:52:40.160 --> 00:52:47.280 review. I have requested that Dbrand send me over the rose gold model. So, is 00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:50.960 this definitely happening call this? It's not metal. So, I don't know. I 00:52:48.880 --> 00:52:54.079 would call this like a copper. I'd call that like a copper color. Not rose 00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:59.119 goldy. Yeah. Yeah, I'd call that copper. So, is rose gold more gold colored? Uh, 00:52:56.880 --> 00:53:03.280 rose gold? No, it's pink. Oh, wow. Yeah, it's just a fancy name for pink. Yeah, I 00:53:00.800 --> 00:53:08.880 want the pink one. Um, so the the last thing is they feature their Taptic 00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:11.040 Engine now. So basically it's it's way 00:53:08.880 --> 00:53:15.280 way better vibration and that's what enables them to do things like their 3D 00:53:12.880 --> 00:53:18.640 touch. Uh then the shape of the iPhone. I really don't think you want to you 00:53:17.040 --> 00:53:26.359 know you only got to get the one point. That's like So the iPad Pro is coming. 00:53:21.839 --> 00:53:26.359 Uh 32 gigs is $7.99. 00:53:26.640 --> 00:53:33.280 Wow. Rough. 128 gigs is $9.49 and the 00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:37.040 128 gig with cellular data is over 1,000. 00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:42.960 It features a 12.9 in retina display, although that is one high resolution 5.6 00:53:40.480 --> 00:53:47.040 megapixel display. It features 10 hours of battery life, an 8 megapixel eyesight 00:53:44.880 --> 00:53:52.559 camera. Although this is going to be a whole new level of of what what are they 00:53:50.240 --> 00:53:57.520 called? Pad holes. Pad holes. Yeah. I mean, taking a photo with an iPad. 00:53:54.720 --> 00:54:02.559 Walking around with a 13in device. Someone at Pax Prime that is basically 00:53:59.359 --> 00:54:04.240 this. Okay. 00:54:02.559 --> 00:54:09.680 Someone at PAX Prime wanted to take a selfie with me with an iPad and 00:54:07.040 --> 00:54:16.480 apologized probably like five times. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. And he was right to do 00:54:11.760 --> 00:54:20.319 so. Right to do so. Um, it features 00:54:16.480 --> 00:54:23.040 their third generation 64-bit A9X chip. 00:54:20.319 --> 00:54:27.200 Uh, it's got AC wireless with MIMO blah blah blah blah blah blah. Touch ID is a 00:54:25.280 --> 00:54:31.520 nice thing to have. The keyboard accessory. Yeah, the keyboard accessory 00:54:29.280 --> 00:54:35.680 is straight out of Microsoft's playbook. Oh my goodness. And the amazing thing 00:54:33.359 --> 00:54:37.839 with that is someone made a web comic. I retweeted this, so you can check that 00:54:36.800 --> 00:54:44.079 out if you're interested, but someone made a web comic basically going uh like 00:54:41.200 --> 00:54:49.599 people were hammering on uh Microsoft for their touch cover kind of thing. And 00:54:46.319 --> 00:54:51.680 then I think the web comic said that 00:54:49.599 --> 00:54:55.440 like, oh, you guys say it's stupid now, but you'll have it in three years. And I 00:54:53.599 --> 00:55:00.480 think it's exactly three years later and they now have it. Here we go. Yeah. Here 00:54:57.359 --> 00:55:03.800 we go. So, the uh the the credit here 00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:07.839 goes to uh Joel 00:55:03.800 --> 00:55:09.920 Watson. Here we go. So, we've got uh 00:55:07.839 --> 00:55:16.800 Steve Balmer no longer in the picture. We call it the Surface. Boo. Your iPad 00:55:12.920 --> 00:55:19.359 sucks. It's not an iPad. It's a Surface. 00:55:16.800 --> 00:55:24.160 Suck my surface. The surface of my Well, that's the dword, but uh anyway, so he's 00:55:21.839 --> 00:55:31.040 like, it's got a kickstand. Your iPad still sucks. And that this is so funny 00:55:27.280 --> 00:55:33.599 is like WWDC 2015. So he's off by like 00:55:31.040 --> 00:55:37.119 what? Six months. Yeah. We call it the Smart Cover Touch and we think you're 00:55:35.119 --> 00:55:43.119 going to love it. You invented that? Yes, we did. 00:55:40.359 --> 00:55:49.599 Fantreingastic. I love it. With that said, I'm not going to give Apple too 00:55:45.200 --> 00:55:52.319 much crap about, you know, um I just 00:55:49.599 --> 00:55:56.319 think the comic's funny. Yeah. copying copying the idea of uh you know folding 00:55:55.040 --> 00:55:59.760 keyboard or whatever. It's not like these haven't existed for an awful long 00:55:58.480 --> 00:56:03.200 time. No, no, no, no. I just thought the comic was funny. Yeah, they they've 00:56:01.520 --> 00:56:06.240 they've kind of stolen crap before obviously, but to be fair, all of these 00:56:04.960 --> 00:56:12.240 big companies have. Look at how Microsoft started. And Microsoft didn't 00:56:09.200 --> 00:56:14.240 invent the idea of a lowprofile freaking 00:56:12.240 --> 00:56:17.839 folding keyboard anyway. It's not like anyone can really take credit for that 00:56:16.160 --> 00:56:22.160 at this point anyhow. Well, someone can, but it won't be Microsoft and it won't 00:56:19.280 --> 00:56:27.520 be Apple. Um, it's just it's just funny that the that the timing is so great and 00:56:24.000 --> 00:56:29.440 the reaction from people is so is so 00:56:27.520 --> 00:56:32.799 funny and Microsoft doesn't seem to mind. They're going to be bringing the 00:56:30.640 --> 00:56:37.760 full full Office support to the iPad Pro. And speaking of support for things 00:56:35.520 --> 00:56:42.480 that Apple Yeah, I know. Uh, speaking of support for things that Apple has has 00:56:40.799 --> 00:56:47.440 traditionally not supported, they're finally giving us a stylus. The pencil. 00:56:45.839 --> 00:56:55.359 Yeah. So, it's going to have all the usual the usual stylus stuff, tilt 00:56:51.040 --> 00:56:57.520 pressure. Um, it's $100, which is 00:56:55.359 --> 00:57:06.240 that's actually pretty Wow, that is the Apple tax on a whole other level. 00:57:00.680 --> 00:57:09.920 Um, but it really feels like this is 00:57:06.240 --> 00:57:11.920 Apple in a nutshell. Many bloggers and 00:57:09.920 --> 00:57:16.480 I've actually the sty the stylus was the one I'm not calling it a pencil. The 00:57:13.680 --> 00:57:22.319 stylus is the one that a lot of people I think are missing the point of. The 00:57:19.119 --> 00:57:24.000 stylus to me summarizes what Apple is in 00:57:22.319 --> 00:57:28.880 a nutshell. And I've seen a lot of people focusing on the professional 00:57:26.119 --> 00:57:33.520 applications of a tool like the Apple Pencil, their stylus, saying, "Okay, 00:57:31.280 --> 00:57:39.839 well, this enables this turns the iPad Pro into a a truly professional tool." 00:57:36.720 --> 00:57:43.280 To which I say, Codswall. It turns the 00:57:39.839 --> 00:57:46.480 iPad the iPad Pro. What? Codswall. 00:57:43.280 --> 00:57:49.520 That's a word. It's just Yeah, it is. 00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:53.720 Yes. Okay. So, what it turns the iPad 00:57:49.520 --> 00:57:57.520 Pro into is Apple's typical 00:57:53.720 --> 00:57:59.680 MMO is convincing casuals that they're 00:57:57.520 --> 00:58:04.000 professionals because it's not a professional tool. You know what a 00:58:01.200 --> 00:58:08.799 professional tool is? Is the Waycom Windows tablet that is a professional 00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:15.520 tool. You know what a professional tool is? sort of the Surface Pro 2 before 00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:20.799 Microsoft did away with the proper digitizer in the screen. Those are 00:58:18.559 --> 00:58:26.880 professional tools. Professional tools are ones that are able to run the full 00:58:23.520 --> 00:58:29.680 version of Adobe's Creative Suite. And 00:58:26.880 --> 00:58:36.000 the iPad Pro could have been a cool product, but it's running iOS. So 00:58:32.960 --> 00:58:38.400 ultimately, it's a doodle pad for cool 00:58:36.000 --> 00:58:42.240 kids. To be fair, Microsoft is full support for Office to the iPad Pro and 00:58:40.559 --> 00:58:48.440 Adobe is going to be supporting some Typekit compatible apps, although it's 00:58:44.400 --> 00:58:48.440 not clear what. It could be Illustrator. 00:58:49.000 --> 00:58:55.520 So, we'll see. Yeah, we'll see. Because 00:58:53.119 --> 00:59:00.559 I've called Apple products stupid before and I've been proven that people will 00:58:57.440 --> 00:59:01.839 buy it or it's been I've been pro I was 00:59:00.559 --> 00:59:08.720 going to say I've been proven wrong and I changed mids sentence because I still don't think I'm wrong. 00:59:05.520 --> 00:59:11.920 So, I've been proven that uh like I I 00:59:08.720 --> 00:59:13.839 still think the I This is This is kind 00:59:11.920 --> 00:59:19.599 of funny because it's almost like we've all admitted now that the iPad was dumb. 00:59:16.720 --> 00:59:22.720 The iPad 1 I called it dumb. A lot of people called it dumb. I called it and I 00:59:21.760 --> 00:59:29.520 don't know if anyone else called it this, but I called it the uncarryable device because it's too big for a pocket 00:59:27.359 --> 00:59:32.079 and too small to justify carrying around a backpack. If I'm going to carry a 00:59:30.720 --> 00:59:36.480 backpack, I might as well put something useful in it like this, which can do 00:59:33.760 --> 00:59:40.480 both. Exactly. Like sometimes and not that convertibles existed at the time, 00:59:38.240 --> 00:59:44.000 but that didn't change the fact that they were getting there. It didn't 00:59:41.839 --> 00:59:48.000 change the fact that the iPad 1 was the uncarryable device. It's the device that 00:59:46.319 --> 00:59:52.799 makes no sense. There's nowhere to put it if I'm not holding it. And we've all 00:59:50.480 --> 00:59:58.799 acknowledged this now. The iPad Mini is here. I never touch my fullsize iPad 2 00:59:56.400 --> 01:00:01.920 anymore. Not because Apple hasn't done a great job of supporting it. Not because 01:00:00.319 --> 01:00:05.359 it doesn't still run nice and snappy and run all the apps I need, but because 01:00:03.520 --> 01:00:09.839 it's just just big and bulky and stupid. If I want something this big, I'll get a 01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:14.640 laptop. Yeah. Not to mention that iPad full sizes are so expensive that you 01:00:13.040 --> 01:00:18.720 might as well pick up something with a keyboard on it. I I used your iPad 2 for 01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:25.040 a long time and it was great. But the only reason why it was great was because 01:00:21.520 --> 01:00:27.400 I gave my laptop to my dad and point two 01:00:25.040 --> 01:00:30.880 is it was a glorified Hearthstone machine. That was it. The only thing I 01:00:29.599 --> 01:00:35.280 did on it was play Hearstone. So, if you want to pay like a gratuitous amount of 01:00:32.720 --> 01:00:39.680 money to play Hearthstone, I mean, go ahead. Uh, there was some other stuff. 01:00:37.440 --> 01:00:44.400 Uh, Apple Watch and Watch OS. Apple is claiming an incredible 97% customer 01:00:42.559 --> 01:00:48.640 satisfaction. Did they factor me in? Was I included in the survey? Maybe you were 01:00:46.000 --> 01:00:53.280 the entire 3% didn't survey that many people. I I straight up I straight up 01:00:50.720 --> 01:00:58.440 spent what was it like $800 or whatever on an Apple Watch to do my review. If 01:00:55.359 --> 01:01:01.640 you guys think for a second that if I 01:00:58.440 --> 01:01:04.480 spend money on a review 01:01:01.640 --> 01:01:08.720 device and I like it, if you think I'm not going to keep using it, you got 01:01:06.079 --> 01:01:14.000 another thing coming. That thing sits on a shelf in a box because not I nor 01:01:12.079 --> 01:01:18.040 anyone else at Linus Media Group has expressed any interest in using it on a 01:01:15.839 --> 01:01:23.200 day-to-day basis. It's that bad. And I even wear a smartwatch. Ed 01:01:20.880 --> 01:01:28.000 wears a smartwatch. Do we have any iPhone users though? Yes, 01:01:25.640 --> 01:01:31.920 Dennis. But then Dennis is Maybe Dennis doesn't know what it is. Dennis is too 01:01:29.520 --> 01:01:35.839 shy. Where's Dennis? Oh, poor Dennis. Uh, what else we got here? There's a new 01:01:33.520 --> 01:01:42.160 Apple TV or something. People still watch TV. Uh, one kind. But you can 01:01:40.000 --> 01:01:47.680 watch Netflix through it, right? But do you need to spend 15? Hold on. Hold on. 01:01:45.119 --> 01:01:51.680 Siri is integrated with it and you can search Netflix with Siri, which Android 01:01:49.599 --> 01:01:57.680 TV cannot do. Does it even support 4K yet? I don't know. 01:01:55.040 --> 01:02:04.240 Question. I have no idea. Not that it actually matters. You can 01:01:59.839 --> 01:02:06.079 buy things through it. Um specs, no 4K 01:02:04.240 --> 01:02:10.640 video streaming support for upcoming. That's a rumor. Okay, so here's the 01:02:08.880 --> 01:02:17.680 thing. Yes, it's a Netflix box, which is great. Siri support, A+ for that. But 01:02:15.119 --> 01:02:22.559 how much is a Shield console? Same price, I think. Yeah, I think it's 01:02:19.559 --> 01:02:23.920 $1.99. Buy now. Let's Let's look this 01:02:22.559 --> 01:02:30.720 up. I can't remember. You reviewed that. You're supposed to know. Yeah, $1.99 for a Shield console. I said the same price. 01:02:27.040 --> 01:02:34.240 I think it comes with a game controller. 01:02:30.720 --> 01:02:35.920 It streams at 4K. It has all this stuff 01:02:34.240 --> 01:02:40.319 that Apple is claiming is amazing, like voice control. It comes with a sleek 01:02:38.160 --> 01:02:45.280 little aluminum remote. And it's a pretty sexy looking piece of hardware, I 01:02:43.119 --> 01:02:49.359 think. Uh so, and it does stream at 4K, which is 01:02:47.359 --> 01:02:51.920 kind of cool. and it has support for NVIDIA game stream if you're into that 01:02:50.799 --> 01:02:57.680 kind of thing. And I know that not everyone plays games, but why get less 01:02:55.440 --> 01:03:01.200 if you don't have to? That was the other thing is that now now I'm really 01:02:59.359 --> 01:03:06.240 narrowing down what what blogger I was reading is like he figured the Apple or 01:03:03.839 --> 01:03:10.160 the the Apple TV refresh was the most amazing thing from the event. And I was 01:03:08.160 --> 01:03:15.119 like, "Are you for real, bro?" He's like, "Yeah, it's a whole new way of 01:03:12.160 --> 01:03:22.079 experiencing live events, some baseball demonstration or something like 01:03:18.760 --> 01:03:23.920 Okay, maybe I'm a Philistine, but I 01:03:22.079 --> 01:03:29.440 personally didn't think that the baseball game experience was bad before. 01:03:27.680 --> 01:03:32.079 I thought it was just fine. And the the thing that I don't understand is like, 01:03:30.720 --> 01:03:35.039 okay, I didn't see this part of the presentation. So, I missed it, too. I 01:03:33.920 --> 01:03:40.720 don't know what the baseball example was, but if it was like Twitter integration and stuff, I don't want to 01:03:38.160 --> 01:03:46.319 tweet on my TV. I'm going to have my phone in my pocket. I'll just tweet 01:03:43.640 --> 01:03:49.920 there. Does that make me old? I don't know. 01:03:48.319 --> 01:03:55.520 Clear's perfectly fine in my pocket. So, we should probably jump into our sponsor 01:03:53.119 --> 01:03:59.319 spots. We've completely neglected. linda.com. 01:03:57.720 --> 01:04:02.240 linda.com. linda.com/wanshow for a 10day free 01:04:01.119 --> 01:04:07.520 trial. Okay, moving on. Just kidding. I'll tell you. You can learn how to use real Adobe applications instead of doing 01:04:06.079 --> 01:04:11.680 it on your iPad, which they'll probably also be able to teach you to do once it 01:04:09.200 --> 01:04:14.799 comes out. Yeah. 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Oh, do I have one, 01:07:39.119 --> 01:07:44.960 too? No, I said my knife. Oh, I thought you meant Oh, did they not send us both 01:07:43.440 --> 01:07:48.960 a box? That's okay. We can open it. I think so. Give me a second. It sounds 01:07:47.280 --> 01:07:53.920 like Dennis is literally dying. Can I see your knife? Yes. That's nice. I like 01:07:51.760 --> 01:08:01.440 it. Thank you. Nice drop. Oh, really? Yeah. Huh. CRKT, not cricket. 01:07:58.400 --> 01:08:05.599 Dennis, what are you doing? Oh, wow. Can 01:08:01.440 --> 01:08:07.039 you stop lifting him? Is it after? No. 01:08:05.599 --> 01:08:12.319 Is it Are you still live? Yeah, we're still live. 01:08:09.200 --> 01:08:13.359 No. Put him down. It's a dragon ball. Oh 01:08:12.319 --> 01:08:18.560 god. your camera. So, in OneUp Box, you don't get a Dennis, unfortunately. Yeah, there 01:08:17.040 --> 01:08:24.159 will be no Dennis's included in your OneUp box. What else we got in here? 01:08:21.920 --> 01:08:29.279 So, the theme this week is I think it's or this month is pixels. 01:08:27.520 --> 01:08:33.279 Oh my goodness. Oh, sick. There's like an adorable Wolverine. I think this week 01:08:31.120 --> 01:08:39.040 I think this month is combat. Oh, maybe that's Oops. Did I I already fixed it. 01:08:36.880 --> 01:08:43.440 Um, this month is combat. Oh, check out the adorable Wolverine. Look, his head 01:08:41.199 --> 01:08:48.400 moves. It's a Pokeball wristband. He can do that. 01:08:46.159 --> 01:08:53.640 Wow. I actually am the only one who works here who wears wristbands. Oh, 01:08:55.359 --> 01:09:00.000 no. It's okay. You can have it. It's a medium shirt. Oh, no. Okay, I shouldn't 01:08:59.040 --> 01:09:04.799 say that. I'm going to take it. Probably. Oh, no way. What you got, 01:09:03.120 --> 01:09:09.120 Brandon? You're right here. Okay, so Brandon's going to snipe this shirt. 01:09:07.040 --> 01:09:13.440 Like 100% Brandon's going to snipe this shirt. No way. There's Link and there's 01:09:11.679 --> 01:09:17.600 Splatoon. That's what that's from. It's a squid from Splatoon. Sick. So 01:09:16.319 --> 01:09:23.440 Brandon's going to snipe the crap out of that. That's actually not bad. Unless 01:09:20.560 --> 01:09:28.560 All right, take it, Brandon. I I got the I got the Pokemon thing. What else is in 01:09:26.080 --> 01:09:34.239 here? I didn't see this yet. There's like a little panda Deadpool, which is 01:09:31.920 --> 01:09:37.120 like a patch which you can iron onto something. Oh, and then there's a pin 01:09:35.440 --> 01:09:42.880 that says you collected the August. Ah, sorry. The theme was combat. There you 01:09:39.040 --> 01:09:44.480 go. Smash Brothers sticker. Nice. That's 01:09:42.880 --> 01:09:49.120 cool. This is pretty sick. I like Nintendo stuff, so me over. This is 01:09:47.359 --> 01:09:52.799 great. It's a key for all the things. Catch them all. 01:09:50.440 --> 01:09:57.679 Sweatband. Wear it to your battles to ensure victory. Which like with the new 01:09:55.280 --> 01:10:04.320 Pokemon app coming out. Have you seen that? The Oh, yes. That's cool. Okay, so 01:10:02.080 --> 01:10:11.280 that actually Oh, right. So, sorry guys. It's um pricing pricing pricing. Here we 01:10:08.080 --> 01:10:14.199 go. So, it's uh $13 plus shipping in the 01:10:11.280 --> 01:10:18.800 US and 26 uh $26.95 with shipping included outside of 01:10:16.960 --> 01:10:24.239 the US. That's actually pretty good for international deals. Um September's 01:10:21.840 --> 01:10:28.159 theme was pixels and then this one is apparently combat. You can get $3 off 01:10:26.640 --> 01:10:35.000 your first month subscription by using coupon code awesome. So, head over to 01:10:32.000 --> 01:10:35.000 oneupbox.co/1m. 01:10:36.679 --> 01:10:43.679 coem jd1D. Yes, I I I found out um shirts 01:10:41.679 --> 01:10:47.920 awesome. That's actually pretty sick. I love this 01:10:45.360 --> 01:10:53.040 and it fits so well. There we go. Endorsement. Endorsement. Yeah, 01:10:50.640 --> 01:10:58.000 according to the guidelines, we have to we have to disclose that we were given a 01:10:55.199 --> 01:11:02.400 free oneup box and they are a sponsor of the show. So, but that doesn't change 01:11:00.080 --> 01:11:08.719 how cool this poker You know what? I'm going to let you have it because because 01:11:06.239 --> 01:11:15.920 I actually have the world's most rocking wristbands already. I have the uh very 01:11:12.560 --> 01:11:20.640 limited edition razor ones that came 01:11:15.920 --> 01:11:24.400 that came in the like the presson kit 01:11:20.640 --> 01:11:26.480 for some like exclusive like high-end 01:11:24.400 --> 01:11:30.239 product. So I think there's probably maybe a couple dozen of them that exist 01:11:28.239 --> 01:11:35.760 on Earth and I have a matching pair of them. So, I I'll keep rocking those. And 01:11:33.760 --> 01:11:40.880 not only that, but I sweat so copiously that anything with white on it will be 01:11:37.440 --> 01:11:44.080 yellow within like 5 minutes of me on a 01:11:40.880 --> 01:11:46.880 badminton court. That's awesome. Did you 01:11:44.080 --> 01:11:51.199 go over all the stuff about the box? Um, what about the box? Head over to oneup. 01:11:49.120 --> 01:11:56.000 No. Yeah. Yeah, I covered that. Okay, so Pokémon Go announced for iOS and 01:11:54.000 --> 01:12:00.719 Android. This was posted by Skywake on the forum. This looks absolutely 01:11:58.560 --> 01:12:03.920 bananas. And our source for this is going to be our good friends over at 01:12:02.239 --> 01:12:08.320 Technobuffalo. Excuse me. Wow. Pokemon Go has been 01:12:06.239 --> 01:12:12.159 announced by the Pokemon Company and Nintendo. It's a mobile title that's 01:12:10.560 --> 01:12:16.560 being developed by Niantic, separate from Google, by the way. Now, the same 01:12:13.760 --> 01:12:25.080 folks that made Ingress, a game of similar ilk. This sounds bananas. Okay. 01:12:21.360 --> 01:12:28.239 So, so there is a dedicated wearable 01:12:25.080 --> 01:12:30.320 accessory. Okay. that I think it buzzes 01:12:28.239 --> 01:12:36.560 when there's Pokemon nearby as you're out in the regular world. Okay, it's a 01:12:33.159 --> 01:12:40.000 smartphone game that you actually play 01:12:36.560 --> 01:12:42.080 by going outside and catching Pokemon. I 01:12:40.000 --> 01:12:47.280 love Ingress, but one of my big complaints about Ingress is like where I 01:12:44.000 --> 01:12:49.440 live, it's basically not playable 01:12:47.280 --> 01:12:56.080 because you need to have like an interesting landmark and a suburban 01:12:52.679 --> 01:12:58.960 house isn't an interesting landmark. So 01:12:56.080 --> 01:13:03.280 there's none of them. So it like if I lived in Vancouver, it would be great. 01:13:01.920 --> 01:13:08.080 There's stuff all over the place. That's cool. I could play all the time. I love Ingress. It would be super awesome. I 01:13:06.239 --> 01:13:11.840 would literally go out just to play Ingress. And I have gone down to 01:13:09.760 --> 01:13:16.480 Vancouver just to play Ingress before cuz I really like the 01:13:13.320 --> 01:13:18.239 game. This means they're in the wild. So 01:13:16.480 --> 01:13:22.400 I could go hike somewhere and find Pokémon. I could just walk around my 01:13:19.600 --> 01:13:28.640 city and find Pokémon and possibly very rare Pokémon. Because while hiking is a 01:13:25.600 --> 01:13:30.719 popular pastime, I think the ven diagram 01:13:28.640 --> 01:13:36.239 overlap between people who hike as a pastime and people who play real world 01:13:33.199 --> 01:13:38.800 Pokémon is probably fairly small. Pro 01:13:36.239 --> 01:13:43.760 hopefully cuz I want to get them rares. So hopefully this looks freaking I'm 01:13:41.840 --> 01:13:46.880 going to go ham on this. Going to be ridiculous. You have no My brother sent 01:13:45.360 --> 01:13:51.040 me this and I was like I'm done. I know every idea. You I have all the ideas. I 01:13:49.760 --> 01:13:57.679 have all the What was the thing that I was in your head about earlier this week? Right. Right. He he shows me this 01:13:55.199 --> 01:14:02.320 awesome Aperture Science hoodie, like rain jacket, like really nice jacket 01:14:00.000 --> 01:14:06.480 that he bought um after seeing them at PAX. And uh and it's like blah. I'm 01:14:05.040 --> 01:14:12.159 like, "How much did you pay for it?" "80 bucks." 01:14:08.560 --> 01:14:14.960 No, no, no, no, no, no. It was more than 01:14:12.159 --> 01:14:18.400 $80. And I'm like, "Yeah, but you can't wear your Assassin's Creed stuff anymore 01:14:16.640 --> 01:14:23.679 anyway." And he's like, "I literally threw it 01:14:20.719 --> 01:14:29.280 out. All my Assassin's Creed stuff is gone." And he had really nice Assassin's 01:14:26.000 --> 01:14:32.080 Creed stuff. I did. I kept I kept spec I 01:14:29.280 --> 01:14:34.880 kept the Assassin's Creed 4 one. Okay. I kept that one cuz that was a good That 01:14:33.440 --> 01:14:39.920 was the one your mom got for you, right? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And like my mom got me 01:14:37.199 --> 01:14:45.280 a hoodie uh a hoodie for the release of Assassin's Creed 3. So unfortunately for 01:14:43.040 --> 01:14:48.800 her poor soul, she didn't know that Assassin's Creed 3 was one of the worst 01:14:46.880 --> 01:14:54.239 games that's ever been made in my opinion, which is probably ouch, a 01:14:51.760 --> 01:14:59.440 little rough, but I hate that game. Um, with a passion, as if you can't tell. 01:14:57.159 --> 01:15:02.560 Um, and like I thought it was going to be great. I I bought the collector's 01:15:01.199 --> 01:15:06.159 edition and everything, which also doesn't exist in my house anymore. Um, 01:15:04.800 --> 01:15:11.360 it's the only collector's edition I've ever thrown away. Wow. I didn't want 01:15:08.239 --> 01:15:14.080 anyone else to own it. Wow. 01:15:11.360 --> 01:15:18.960 Wow. Anyway, a couple more details about 01:15:16.080 --> 01:15:23.840 Pokemon Go. It'll be released in 2016 and uh so the the optional device, this 01:15:22.159 --> 01:15:28.880 is so cool, will be connected to your smartphone using Bluetooth and will flash its LED and vibrate to notify 01:15:27.040 --> 01:15:35.600 players about nearby Pokemon. Now, so cool. Imagine this augmented reality 01:15:33.280 --> 01:15:38.480 real world Pokemon. I I tweeted that out and everyone was like, 01:15:39.159 --> 01:15:44.880 "Holy." Yeah, cuz the trailer they like they have Pokeballs and they're throwing 01:15:43.360 --> 01:15:52.080 them and like the Pokemon are there and stuff and like this obviously isn't going to be how but eventually maybe. Uh 01:15:50.080 --> 01:15:58.560 what else we got here? Jurassic World becoming a reality except totally not 01:15:54.000 --> 01:16:00.560 Jurassic but actually the and super 01:15:58.560 --> 01:16:04.080 won't be called Jurassic World at all at all because literally has nothing to do 01:16:02.560 --> 01:16:08.480 with it. Sure, it' be all the trademark issues. Um but anyway, scientists are 01:16:07.120 --> 01:16:16.159 looking to clone mammoths. You know what's funny? I think this is a picture 01:16:12.480 --> 01:16:18.960 from um a Vancouver mammoth exhibit. 01:16:16.159 --> 01:16:21.840 Where is this? Is this in Victoria? Yeah, there it is. Willy Woolly Mammoth 01:16:20.320 --> 01:16:28.320 from the Royal BC Museum in Victoria. That's funny. I did retain something 01:16:24.239 --> 01:16:31.000 from that grade seven class trip. 01:16:28.320 --> 01:16:34.000 That's awesome. That is hilarious. 01:16:34.520 --> 01:16:39.440 Um yeah, that wasn't my mom's fault. She 01:16:37.600 --> 01:16:45.440 asked me what I might want for that Christmas and I said that thing and she 01:16:42.159 --> 01:16:48.400 got it. Are you back on that topic in 01:16:45.440 --> 01:16:52.320 the chat or like blah blah blah. But you should probably introduce what the crap 01:16:50.560 --> 01:16:55.920 you're talking about. Anyways, damn it, Luke. How many times have you co-hosted 01:16:54.239 --> 01:16:59.199 this show? You were talking about the Oh, yeah. That's true. Cuz I guess the 01:16:57.760 --> 01:17:05.280 archive viewers wouldn't see it. Anyways, um I guess the actual vast 01:17:03.040 --> 01:17:12.000 majority of the viewers at the show, like a huge percentage. Anyways, um they 01:17:08.800 --> 01:17:14.560 there's a Russian team uh that has a 01:17:12.000 --> 01:17:19.679 woolly mammoth sample named Yuka, which is a 39,000 lb woolly mammoth in their 01:17:18.080 --> 01:17:27.360 possession. And they're going to use that um cross-link DNA with a modern 01:17:24.159 --> 01:17:30.640 elephant. Yeah. um to give birth to an 01:17:27.360 --> 01:17:33.280 animal that resembles a mammoth. So, it 01:17:30.640 --> 01:17:38.239 won't actually be a mammoth. Now, to be clear, this is a technique that has been 01:17:35.600 --> 01:17:42.400 somewhat successful. Zebra fish and jellyfish have already been successfully 01:17:39.840 --> 01:17:48.080 cross- linked to make glowing fish, but these are much simpler creatures, much 01:17:44.560 --> 01:17:49.840 smaller creatures, and um everything is 01:17:48.080 --> 01:17:56.640 more difficult with a mammal. An elephant giving birth to a mammoth and 01:17:51.600 --> 01:17:58.880 just being like, "What?" Yeah. 01:17:56.640 --> 01:18:04.280 Oh, because they're pretty smart. What just happened to my my birth hole? 01:18:05.280 --> 01:18:11.400 Uh, speaking of birth holes, Amazon is 01:18:09.440 --> 01:18:17.679 giving birth to a $50 tablet now that they've given up on 01:18:15.120 --> 01:18:22.400 selling you a more expensive device that exists solely for the purpose of driving 01:18:19.920 --> 01:18:27.600 you to buy Amazon products and services. Just absurd. So, they have finally 01:18:24.320 --> 01:18:30.239 figured out if we're going to cram 01:18:27.600 --> 01:18:35.040 Amazon up everyone's birth hole with these devices, we better be basically 01:18:32.880 --> 01:18:40.159 giving them away. Thank you, Amazon, for finally cluing in 01:18:37.520 --> 01:18:45.679 to that. Yes. U So, this new device will have a 6-in screen and will be half the 01:18:42.320 --> 01:18:48.080 price of the cheapest Fire tablet. It is 01:18:45.679 --> 01:18:52.400 intended to be a simple and effectively disposable device for straightforward 01:18:50.640 --> 01:18:56.600 tasks like streaming video at home and shopping on 01:18:53.800 --> 01:19:02.480 Amazon.com. At least they're being honest. Um, yeah. I mean, the thing 01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:08.320 about this is that this can only really be successful if it's competitive with 01:19:04.640 --> 01:19:12.000 the other like $50 7in class tablets 01:19:08.320 --> 01:19:14.080 that already exist um from like cheapo 01:19:12.000 --> 01:19:18.800 brands like RCA. You know what's really funny is uh this was an example from the 01:19:16.719 --> 01:19:23.600 Wall Street Journal article here uh including brands unfamiliar to many 01:19:20.800 --> 01:19:30.159 Americans like RCA. Yeah. What is not familiar about RCA? The other ones. 01:19:26.080 --> 01:19:34.960 Sure. Yeah. Like uh Fanatic and Aries, 01:19:30.159 --> 01:19:36.960 but RC RCA must be the best known brand 01:19:34.960 --> 01:19:42.320 that has never managed to make the transition to becoming somewhat premium. 01:19:39.760 --> 01:19:46.840 They always have been and seemingly always will be cheap junk. 01:19:47.199 --> 01:19:53.920 Like seriously, that's their thing. No, look at brands like Vizio where they 01:19:51.760 --> 01:19:58.920 came on the market as like we're the cheapest thing and now like there's 01:19:56.080 --> 01:20:04.080 legit like premium really good Visio products. Look at look at 01:20:01.400 --> 01:20:07.520 Samsung. Samsung was cheap crap at the beginning. Yeah. In fact, pretty much 01:20:06.000 --> 01:20:12.000 every time they expand into a new category, Samsung is cheap crap all over 01:20:09.600 --> 01:20:16.159 again until they figure it out and get better at it. It's fine. Yeah. I I mean, 01:20:15.040 --> 01:20:22.640 there's got to be countless other examples like um someone like everything 01:20:18.880 --> 01:20:24.560 has RCA. Yeah. Like how many people Oh, 01:20:22.640 --> 01:20:30.880 no. That's not what we're talking about. No, no. RCA, the brand that made like 01:20:27.199 --> 01:20:34.159 really bad CD WMAN wannabes. Yeah. Yeah. 01:20:30.880 --> 01:20:35.520 Yeah. Oh, man. They were awful. Mhm. 01:20:34.159 --> 01:20:39.280 Maybe they're just not old enough to remember RCA. 01:20:37.600 --> 01:20:44.560 That could be a thing cuz like Radio Shack and stuff doesn't really Yeah, 01:20:42.000 --> 01:20:49.120 poor Radio Shack anymore. Uh, what else do we have? Oh, Nintendo's going after 01:20:47.040 --> 01:20:55.040 speed runners. Nintendo, this is so trash. Can you be more cool? And like 01:20:51.760 --> 01:20:57.040 brutalizing speedrunners. Ramata or 01:20:55.040 --> 01:21:03.000 something like that is the OP on the forum. And the article here is from uh 01:20:59.679 --> 01:21:03.000 from geeknack.com. 01:21:03.120 --> 01:21:08.960 But this is just Okay, so the guy the 01:21:06.239 --> 01:21:12.480 why Nintendo was mad is because the dude well why they were this mad was because 01:21:11.040 --> 01:21:17.440 the dude wasn't just straight up playing. Uh what was going on was their 01:21:15.679 --> 01:21:23.760 reasoning. Where is it? Sorry. The reasoning was he was using tool assisted 01:21:19.520 --> 01:21:26.320 hacks or hacked ROMs of Super Mario. Um 01:21:23.760 --> 01:21:31.920 and they slammed him with multiple copyright strikes. They took off I think 01:21:29.360 --> 01:21:36.159 80% of his content was removed from YouTube. Basically they super wrecked 01:21:34.000 --> 01:21:42.080 his channel and left a mark with the copyright strikes and it's Pangia Panga 01:21:39.280 --> 01:21:49.239 by the way. So uh most famous probably for that impossible level. Um like this 01:21:45.440 --> 01:21:53.360 guy did some like really cool 01:21:49.239 --> 01:21:55.920 stuff. And yes, Nintendo has established 01:21:53.360 --> 01:22:02.560 that it is illegal to use a ROM even if you own a legitimate copy of the game. 01:21:58.639 --> 01:22:06.480 But come on, just don't be a jerk about 01:22:02.560 --> 01:22:08.880 it. Yeah, this is pretty brutal. 01:22:06.480 --> 01:22:13.520 There's no reason to do that. The letter that they wrote to him, they contacted 01:22:11.520 --> 01:22:20.239 him directly and wrote a letter about what they were doing is just it it made 01:22:17.199 --> 01:22:22.159 my stomach turn just reading it. Um, 01:22:20.239 --> 01:22:27.040 I'll go ahead and I'll quote some of it. As the owner of the copyright in the 01:22:24.400 --> 01:22:31.760 games Mario Kart 8, Super Mario World, and Pokemon, Nintendo has the exclusive 01:22:29.520 --> 01:22:35.440 right to perform the games publicly or to make derivative works based on the 01:22:33.440 --> 01:22:38.639 games. By making a derivative work using Nintendo's intellectual property and 01:22:37.040 --> 01:22:42.400 then displaying Nintendo's intellectual property on your YouTube channel, you 01:22:40.400 --> 01:22:46.320 have violated Nintendo's exclusive rights. Nintendo understands that its 01:22:44.639 --> 01:22:50.320 fans are the reason for its success. Excuse me. Do you? No, you don't. Do you 01:22:48.719 --> 01:22:56.400 actually? No, cuz I don't think you do. I don't think understand means what you 01:22:52.719 --> 01:22:58.880 think it means. I don't think fans means 01:22:56.400 --> 01:23:04.800 what you think it means. This would be this would we actually were talking to 01:23:01.679 --> 01:23:07.440 Vessel recently about what's happening 01:23:04.800 --> 01:23:12.000 with some of our content getting pulled and then posted onto YouTube during our 01:23:10.239 --> 01:23:15.440 exclusivity period and stuff like that. And they they kind of asked us, "Well, 01:23:13.920 --> 01:23:20.800 do you want to go with an automated system so that you guys are claiming 01:23:17.920 --> 01:23:26.159 monetization or or pulling down content that features your videos?" I said, "No, 01:23:22.800 --> 01:23:28.239 of course not." So much because there's 01:23:26.159 --> 01:23:32.719 a lot of really cool derivative works based on our videos on YouTube. I love 01:23:30.639 --> 01:23:37.360 it when people put together like montages and stuff. Yeah. Like like that 01:23:35.199 --> 01:23:43.040 great video of the Shiaabuff green screen of him saying good just do it and 01:23:40.239 --> 01:23:49.280 me saying don't do it. Do you have any idea how much it warms my heart to see 01:23:45.920 --> 01:23:51.199 people taking what we've created and and 01:23:49.280 --> 01:23:57.679 turning it into something cool? Like obviously if someone creates something, 01:23:53.520 --> 01:24:00.000 you know, grossly offensive or illegal 01:23:57.679 --> 01:24:04.080 or whatever else, we're not going to be cool with that. 01:24:01.800 --> 01:24:10.600 But I'm just going to see if I can find that video because it's so funny. 01:24:07.719 --> 01:24:16.560 Um ah dang it. I can't find What was What 01:24:14.000 --> 01:24:20.960 was it called? Was it called R9 Fury or something? Lionus. Ah, I wish I could 01:24:19.360 --> 01:24:25.040 find it. Anyway, it was it was really funny. Um and I don't remember where I 01:24:23.360 --> 01:24:29.679 was going with that anymore. I watched Twitch chat. Yeah. So, as long as they're not doing something totally 01:24:27.639 --> 01:24:35.280 inappropriate, we love that kind of stuff because that's what that's how you 01:24:32.560 --> 01:24:39.440 guys can communicate back to us in the same medium that we used to communicate 01:24:37.520 --> 01:24:45.440 to you. This is this is the language we're speaking. So, it's just sorry I'll I'll 01:24:44.320 --> 01:24:50.480 read more of the letter, but it's just going to make me more upset as I go. And 01:24:48.560 --> 01:24:54.239 oh, this kills me. They're the reason for its success and we are always happy 01:24:52.560 --> 01:24:57.760 to see people share their passion for Nintendo's games. No, you're not. Well, 01:24:56.000 --> 01:25:01.920 maybe you could express your happiness in a way that's not legal action against 01:25:00.320 --> 01:25:05.760 someone. Seriously, once. At the same time, 01:25:04.239 --> 01:25:10.199 Nintendo's intellectual property constitutes its most valuable assets, 01:25:08.000 --> 01:25:14.560 and the unauthorized use of these assets jeopardizes Nintendo's rights. Because 01:25:12.960 --> 01:25:18.320 of this, we ask that you please remove the video in question, except that they 01:25:16.159 --> 01:25:22.320 didn't ask. They just had it removed. and confirm that you will not post any 01:25:20.320 --> 01:25:26.239 videos using unauthorized software or copies of games, distribute or continue 01:25:24.239 --> 01:25:29.600 work on the modification or take any other steps that would infringe 01:25:27.440 --> 01:25:33.520 Nintendo's rights. They referred them to the Nintendo's creators program, which 01:25:31.280 --> 01:25:37.840 is gross, by the way, and ridiculous, through which Nintendo takes a cut 01:25:35.040 --> 01:25:41.760 listed as 30% for channels and 40% for per for videos of ad revenues generated 01:25:39.760 --> 01:25:46.560 by features video videos featuring Nintendo games if he wanted to continue 01:25:43.760 --> 01:25:53.000 his fan engagement on YouTube. They charge their fans to engage with them. 01:25:49.679 --> 01:25:53.000 That's disgusting. 01:25:53.520 --> 01:26:00.000 Really, really, really, really brutal. Especially cuz like how much money are 01:25:57.280 --> 01:26:05.320 they making off of Super Mario World? And I mean like that one game. And how 01:26:02.159 --> 01:26:09.440 many people have the technical savvy and 01:26:05.320 --> 01:26:11.920 knowhow to rip into ROMs and and create 01:26:09.440 --> 01:26:17.199 new speedrunning paths or or do some of the really entertaining stuff to watch 01:26:14.000 --> 01:26:20.080 that millions of people are watching and 01:26:17.199 --> 01:26:24.239 going, "Oh, cool. I remember that game." And dusting off their Nintendo. A lot of 01:26:22.320 --> 01:26:28.480 speedrunning stuff is like for charity and stuff and it's just for 01:26:26.320 --> 01:26:31.920 entertainment. Games done quick. Like isn't that whole thing a charity event? 01:26:30.639 --> 01:26:39.199 Yeah. Yeah, Taran said from the background, Games DoneQuick is a charity event. Like, what are you guys doing? 01:26:35.760 --> 01:26:41.920 Don't go after a charity event. So, 01:26:39.199 --> 01:26:46.880 yeah, basically Nintendo, that was a total [ __ ] move, period. And I think 01:26:45.120 --> 01:26:52.239 that pretty much does it for the show. Thanks for watching, guys. And, uh, wow, 01:26:49.840 --> 01:27:00.239 we should really try to end on a happy note because I'm like super mad right 01:26:54.400 --> 01:27:01.760 now. Um, what do you think about Mondo 01:27:00.239 --> 01:27:05.840 Burrito? I actually truly enjoy Mondo Burrito. I 01:27:04.400 --> 01:27:10.080 could use a Mondo Burrito right now. I'm really hungry. Yeah, me too. Positive 01:27:07.840 --> 01:27:15.600 note. Hunger or something. I tried. See you guys next 01:27:12.800 --> 01:27:20.880 week. Didn't work. Same bat time. Same bat channel. 01:27:18.400 --> 01:27:28.159 The W show. We tried. You have to do the intro thing. There you go. Almost. 01:27:24.480 --> 01:27:28.159 Oh. Uh, that's 01:27:31.719 --> 01:28:01.029 awkward. Yeah.